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翻译：薄荷 癸癸
#来到Tegridy农场 逍遥自在乐无妨# # Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna have myself a time #
#亲朋好友齐聚堂# # Friendly faces everywhere
校对：L狐 监制：L狐
#贫贱之交安心爽# # Humble folks without temptation #
#来到Tegridy农场 悲伤愁苦转身忘# # Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna leave my woes behind #
后期：福尔摩包 压制：小明
#日夜车位满当当# # There's ample parking day or night #
#喜迎近邻处处扬# # People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" #
本集言论不代表翻译及字幕组观点和立场
#今儿再去趟Tegridy那个好农场# # I'm headin' down to Tegridy Farms #
#放松身心这儿最棒# # Gonna see if I can't unwind
#叼起DM我就灵魂出窍啥事儿都不想# Towelie: # I got some weed and I don't know what's going on #
#所以别再犹豫快来农场# # So come on down to Tegridy Farms #
#遇我知音开启人生新篇章# # And meet some friends of mine #
斯坦 家庭会议 下楼 Stan! Family meeting! Get downstairs!
我正在写歌 老爸 I'm writing a song, Dad.
谁管你啊 Nobody cares about that!
快点 我有个大新闻 Come on! I've got big news!
莎伦 谢莉 快点 我想到了 Sharon, Shelley! Hurry! I've got it!
什么啊 兰迪 What is it, Randy?
我刚刚有了一个超吊的想法 You guys... I've just had the greatest idea ever.
我们要搬回原来的房子吗 We're gonna move back to our old house?
不 我一直在想办法 No! I've been trying to figure out
怎样通过卖大麻致富 how to make more money selling weed.
昨晚 我想到了一个办法 And last night it came to me.
我们可以通过卖Tegridy来发展家族事业 We could grow the family business by selling Tegridy...
卖给中国人 to the Chinese.
我做了点调查 I did a little research.
中国人口超多的 Turns out there's a lot of people in China.
如果我们能让2%的人来买我们的大麻 If we can get like 2% of that market to buy our weed,
我们就能赚上百万美金 we'd make millions of millions of dollars.
我明天坐飞机去中国 I'm flying to China tomorrow.
我得赶在别人想到之前拿下市场 I've got to get in on this before anyone else thinks of it.
明天 Tomorrow?
兰迪 你忘了这周六是什么日子吗 Randy, are you forgetting about this Saturday?
这周六怎么了 What's this Saturday?
秋季联欢会 斯坦的演出 Autumnfest? Stan's concert?
他和他的小伙伴们排练了整整一周 He and his little friends have been rehearsing all week.
镇上很多人都会去支持他 A lot of people in town are coming out to support him.
除了你 Everyone but you.
所有人吗 Everyone?
斯坦 演出的时候 Stan, you need to wear
你要穿上这件Tegridy的T恤 your Tegridy T-shirt at the performance.
不是吧 老爸 Aw, come on, Dad!
斯坦 T恤周五就能在亚马逊上买了 Stan, they're available on Amazon starting Friday,
在我离开的时候你就能促进 so you could really help promote the family business
家族事业发展了 while I'm gone!
但是话说回来 我想家族对你来说 But then again, I guess family doesn't mean
并没有那么重要 all that much to you.
#蒲公英和松鼠 亲爱的# # Tumbleweeds and squirrels, my darlin' #
#蒲公英和松鼠 # Tumbleweeds and squirrels
没错 Yeah.
这就是南方公园的声音 Okay, that was the South Park Sounderoos.
再次感谢凯特和厄尔 Thanks again to Kate and Earl!
好了 下面有请 Alright, up next we have four of
四位南方公园四年级的学生组成的乐队 our local South Park fourth graders who have formed a band!
让我们为斯坦·马什和赤色黎明欢呼吧 Let's hear it for Stan Marsh and Crimson Dawn!
嗨 斯坦利 Hi, Stanley!
哦 那是巴特斯 Oh, there's our Butters!
巴特斯 他们超可爱 Oh, Butters! Oh, aren't they cute!
嗨 我们是赤色黎明 Um, hi. We're Crimson Dawn,
这是一首我写的 and um, this is a song I wrote about
关于在乡村农场生活的歌 living out in the country on a farm.
好了 兄弟们 就像我们排练的那样 Alright, f-f-fellas, just like we rehearsed it.
一 二 And a one and a two and a --
#命运已经结束 睁开你的眼睛 # Fate is over, open your eyes #
带我脱离这个农场 Get me off this farm!
#没有希望 没有第二次机会# # There is no hope, no second chance #
#所有的长辈都看到了 天之倾落# # All the elders saw, the fall of the sky #
#骄傲和荣耀 # Pride and glory
#为了触摸天空 我们燃烧大地# # To touch the sky we've burned the earth #
#让我们自己衰弱 # Built our own infirmity
第一次来中国 First time goin' to China?
不是 No, not really.
我是第一次 It's my first time.
我要去做点小生意 I'm goin' out to try and drum up a little business.
你去干什么 What are you headin' out for?
我在一家服装公司工作 I work for a clothing company.
我们正在努力打入中国市场 We're trying to break into the market
争取消费者 And get the Chinese people as customers.
嘿 你 Oh. Hey. You.
哈 Huh?
我三天前就有这个想法了 I -- I had that idea like three days ago.
所以呢 So what?
你是什么想到的 So when did you come up with it?
嘿 米切尔 你在这班飞机上 Oh, hey, Mitchell. You're on this flight?!
对啊 真有缘分 我现在为谷歌工作 Yeah, that's so funny. I'm working for Google now,
负责扩展中国客户群 overseeing the expansions into the Chinese user base.
我还在NBA Yeah, I'm still with the NBA.
和球员们一起做新闻 Doing some press with the players
争取中国的观众 to try to get more Chinese viewers.
哦 我的天 Oh, for Christ's sake!
一旦你有个好点子谁都来模仿你 You have a good idea and everyone wants to copy you!
么事 我可以应付一些良性竞争 Fine. I can handle some healthy competition.
还有谁想去中国挣小钱钱 Who else wants to go to China and get some of their money?
哦 暴风哭泣 Oh, for crying' out loud.
让我猜猜 你在一家 Let me guess, you work for a company
争取中国客户的公司工作 trying to get Chinese people as customers.
你怎么想到那个主意的 Wow, where'd you get that idea?
没事 没事 It's okay. It's okay.
我确定有很多中国人在等着我们 I'm sure there's plenty of Chinese people for all of us.
#搜索 彷徨 # Searching, wandering
#寻找那个完美样本# # Looking for the perfect specimen #
#还是恨这个农场# # Still pure Hate this farm!
#稚嫩的我恨着这个农场# # Immature I hate this farm!
#承认暗疾 耀武扬威# # Acknowledged sickness concealed, swaggering! #
#暗恨着这个农场 # Unseen Hate this farm!
#彷徨的我恨着这个农场 # Wandering I hate this farm!
#寻找那个完美样本# # Looking for the perfect specimen #
好吧 等等 各位 Okay, okay. Wait, uh, hang on, guys.
非常好 男孩们 Very good, boys!
我听到你们在秋季联欢会上的演奏了 I heard you play at Autumnfest.
我非常喜欢你们的声音 I really like your sound.
你是谁 我是制片人 Who are you? Well, I'm a producer.
我管着南方公园里所有的大型摇滚乐队 I manage all the big rock bands in South Park.
PC宝宝们 PC Babies...
南方公园PC校长之子 一群歌咏正确政治理念而名扬全镇的孩童（不是←_←）
所有的 all of them.
你管着PC宝宝 You manage the PC Babies?
天啊 各位 他们超大牌 Holy smokes, fellas, they're huge!
你想签下我们 这样我们可以录制唱片 You want to sign us so we can make a record
然后我就可以搬走了 and I can move away from here?
唱片 你们是90年代的吗 Records? What are you kids, from the '90s?!
专辑 单曲甚至是巡演都不赚钱了 There's no money in albums or singles or even tours anymore.
我们需要关注的是 What we need to focus on...
你们的传记 is your biopic.
传记 你想拍赤色黎明的传记片 Biopic? You want to make the Crimson Dawn biopic?
PC宝宝的传记片上周上映了 PC Babies' biopic came out last week.
赚了1亿多美金 Made over $100 million.
哇哦 Wow-ee!
兄弟你觉得咋样 What do you think man?
你们好好想想 I'll just let you guys think on it.
但是别想太久 But don't take too long, huh?
谢谢 下一位
你好 Hello. Howdy.
我是一个来自美国的小企业家 I'm a small business owner from the United States.
你们认识这里的有钱人吗 You guys know any money people here?
我能把我的名片给你们吗 Can I give you guys my card?
我刚刚在中国开展公司业务 I'm just starting to grow my business here in China.
等一下 你看看这个
这是什么 先生 What is this, sir?
那是大麻 Oh, that? That's weed.
大麻 Marijuana.
你知道 You know...
保安保安 赶紧过来
哦 找到了 Oh, here we go.
这是Tegridy公司的大麻 Jay shi daamaa Tegridy Weed.
嘿 没事吧 Whoa! Oh, hey! Everything alright?
怎么了 What's going on?
嘿 别忘了我的手提箱 Oh, hey, d-don't forget my suitcase!
你能帮我拿下我的箱子吗 C-Could you grab my suitcase?
我所有的大麻都在里面 All my weed is in there!
拜托了 Excuse me?
这是大麻 Jay shi damaa!
SPINNY MOUNTAIN 唱片公司
是什么能成就一个伟大的乐队 What makes a band truly great?
是一种被倾听的渴望 It's a desire to be heard.
三幕剧作结构是指电视电影一般由开端、对抗和结局这三幕组成
建立一个三幕剧结构 And a commitment to a three-act structure
20分钟的开端 that has a 20-minute setup,
一个半小时的冲突 about an hour and a half of conflict,
还有一个巨大的胜利的结局 and a big, triumphant resolution.
让我们从头开始 小伙子们 So let's start at the beginning, gang.
你们乐队是什么时候成立的 When did your band first form?
两周之前 Um, it was about two weeks ago --
大概是两周半的时间 Yeah, it was about two and a half,
是三周前 我说 three weeks ago, I'd say --
我没看到我的朋友凯尔 I hadn't seen my friend Kyle,
我讨厌住在农场 所以我开始写歌 and I hate living on a farm so I started writing songs.
很好 很好 That's good, that's good!
失去了一个亲密的朋友 Lost a close friend.
把孤独写进歌词 Put loneliness into lyrics.
斯坦来找我 我说 Yeah, and Stan came to me and I said,
我会打鼓 "Well, I can play the drums --"
但是他已经让我去打鼓了 But -- But he'd already asked me to play the drums.
那 我就说 好吧 我弹吉他 So, yeah, I said, "Okay, I'll play guitar."
乐队的内部冲突 很好 Inner conflict over direction of band, good.
然后肯尼通过看油管上 Oh, and then Kenny learned to play bass
约翰·列侬和达赖喇嘛的视频学会了低音 watching YouTube videos of John Lennon with the Dalai Lama.
哦 不 不 我们不想听那个 Oh, oh, yeah, no, no, we don't want to go there.
中国人不喜欢 Talking about the Dalai Lama
谈论达赖喇嘛 doesn't go over well with the Chinese.
什--什么 The -- the -- the what?
听着 这部电影想要真正赚钱 Look, for this movie to really make money,
我们就要确保它能通过中国审查 明白吗 we need to be sure it clears the Chinese censors, you know?
我们需要那些中国观众 We want those Chinese viewers!
- 认真的吗 - 没事 -Aw, seriously? -Oh, it's okay.
关于你的故事还有很多东西可以说 There's plenty of other things to talk about with your story.
这个怎么样-- How about -- What kind of things
你年轻的时候喜欢什么 were you into when you were younger?
我一直很喜欢小熊维尼 Well, I always liked Winnie the Pooh!
哦 不不不 那绝对是禁区 Oh, no, no, no, no no no, that's definitely off limits.
小熊维尼在中国是违法的 Winnie the Pooh is illegal in China
因为有些中国学生说 because some Chinese students said
他长得像中国国家主席 he looked like the Chinese President.
不是吧 太扯了 Aw, come on. That's ridiculous.
你想摆脱你的家庭 对吗 Hey, you want to move away from your family, right?
你想靠自己获得成功 对吗 You want to be successful on your own, right?
对 Yeah...
你知道他们说什么-- Alright, well, you know what they say --
如果你想在中国如鱼得水 You got to lower your ideals of freedom
你就必须要降低你对自由的理想度 if you want to suck on the warm teat of China.
左右 左右 左右……
我是一名骄傲的共产党员 "I am a proud member of the Communist Party.
党比个人更重要 The Party is more important than the individual."
不要
求求你放过我吧 不要啊 求求你
你好呀 那边的兄弟 Oh. Hello, there.
谁在那 Who -- Who's there?
没谁 就一头熊 Nobody. Just a bear.
我想既然你是新来的 I was wondering since you're new,
也许你会有蜂蜜吧 if you might have some honey.
不 我没蜂蜜 No, I don't have any honey.
你们是这里的罪犯吗 Are you prisoners here?
有人说维尼熊长得像中国国家主席 Some people said Pooh looked like the Chinese P-P-President,
所以我们现在在中国是非法的了 so we're illegal in China now.
天啊 Jesus.
这是什么精神病院 What kind of mad house is this?
法官大人 我只是个普通的农民 Your Honors, I'm just a simple farmer,
来自一个纯朴的时代 from a simpler time.
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不能有同性恋吗 我们要拍的可是乐队纪录片 No homosexuality?! We're trying to do a band biopic!
是啊 同性恋怎么了 Yeah, and what's wrong with homosexuality, anyways?
没怎么 Nothing!
除非你想在中国赚到钱 Unless you want to make money in China.
快点 我们从头开始 Now, come on. Everyone back to one!
那个混蛋在哪里 Alright, who's the asshole?
你们中是谁决定去说 Which one of you decided to go and start
中国政府的坏话 badmouthing the Chinese government?!
是谁认为自己有资格 Who here thought they had permission
来批评中国的政治 to say anything critical of Chinese politics?!
可这是真的啊 先生 Well, it is true, sir.
中国人似乎在剥削自己的人民 The Chinese seem to exploit their own people
- 强迫人民进行劳动 - 雷神 你给我闭嘴 with forced labor that - Shut the up, Thor.
你来这里是为了秀肌肉而不是思考 你这个蠢货 You're here to flex and not think, ya bitch!
拜托 马什先生只是在帮我和小猪说话 Please, Mr. Marsh was only standing up for me and Piglet.
因为我们是政治犯 Because we were political prisoners.
你这只肥胖的糖尿病熊 You are a fat diabetic bear,
如果中国人不想要你 and if the Chinese don't want you,
我也不想要你 then I don't either!
所以 谁他妈是马什 Now, who the is Mr. Marsh?!
是我 兰迪·马什 Oh, uh, that's me. Randy Marsh.
这是谁 我不认识 Who is this? I don't know you.
你来自皮克斯吗 Are you from Pixar?
不 我来自南方公园 No, I'm from South Park.
南方公园是什么 我们公司的吗 What's South Park? Do I own that?
不 还不是 先生 No, not yet, sir.
你的意思是 You're telling me
我流失中国顾客是因为 that I'm losing Chinese customers
这个不是我公司的白痴吗 because of some shithead that's not even from my company?!
等等 Hey, hold on a minute!
你真的认为企业经营是依靠 You really think that business should be run
恐吓别人存活下去的 through intimidation and fear?
过去的价值观都去哪儿了 Whatever happened to old-time values?
你已经和中国人做过生意了 You already have business with the Chinese.
你能用金钱买到一切关系 You have all the connections money can buy.
但有一样东西你没有 But there's one thing you don't have...
那就是Tegridy And that's Tegridy.
巧的是 Now, it just so happens...
孩子们 我听说你们在学校组了个乐队 Boys, I understand you've got a band here at the school?
是啊 怎么了 Yeah, what's wrong with that?
孩子们 在我看来 Well, boys, it seems to me
你们的音乐有一点 like your music is kind of...
愤怒 好吧 angry, m'kay?
我的意思是太吵了 好吧 还有一点愤怒 I mean it's really loud, m'kay. And it's a little angry.
是的 因为我讨厌住在离市区30英里的农场里 Yeah, because I hate living on a farm 30 miles outside of town!
对 告诉他 斯坦 Yeah, tell him, Stan!
我再也无法忍受我爸爸了 I can't stand my dad anymore!
我想唱死亡金属 我就可以唱 因为这是一个自由的国家 And if I want to do death metal, I can! It's a free country!
停 停 停 Cut! Cut, cut! Cut!
孩子们 我们不能说这是一个自由的国家 Uh, kids, let's not say anything about this being a free country.
噢 拜托 Aw, come on!
嘿 这些人千里迢迢从中国赶来 Hey, these guys were nice enough
已经够辛苦的了 to come all the way from China
他们以我们的标准来帮助我们 to help us. with our standards
我们至少可以听听他们的想法 We can at least listen to their notes.
哦 好 好的 好的 Oh. Oh, ok-- okay, okay.
实际上 大伙 我们得把第二幕全部重写一遍 Actually, gang, we need to rewrite the whole second act.
- 可那得花很长时间的 - 想开点 伙计们 But that'll take forever. - Come on, guys.
中国人支持我们的娱乐方式 大家也都没有意见 Everyone else is fine with China approving our entertainment.
就连PC宝宝都也不介意 Even the PC Babies don't seem to mind.
PC宝宝可是遇到任何事都要哭个不停 And PC Babies cry about everything!
你只需要在我们开拍之前 You just got to rewrite the script
把剧本重新写一遍 before we continue shooting.
乖乖回家 撰写属于你们的故事 Go back to your room and just write your story.
剧本必须发自内心 It has to come from your heart.
他们好像根本不想听 It's like -- It's like they didn't even want to listen.
他们根本不听 They didn't listen at all?
但是为什么 But why not?
是因为那只熊 It's the bear.
他们还在为熊的事生气 They're still pissed off about the bear.
有什么好气的呢 But for what?
一些中国人在网上 Some Chinese people on the Internet
晒他们主席和维尼熊 started posting pictures of their President
相似的照片 as Winnie the Pooh.
这是真事儿 查查去 It's a real thing. Look it up.
伙计 这大麻真是太嗨了 Man, this is really good shit.
那么 如果我们站在他们那边呢 So what if we took their side, then?
如果我们向中国表明我们理解 What if we showed China that we understand how they feel
在网上被取笑的感受会怎么样 to be made fun of on the Internet?
记住 撰写属于你们的故事 Record Producer: Remember, write your story.
剧本必须发自内心 The script has to come from your heart.
这是什么
你给中国人丢脸了
现在我知道好莱坞所有编剧的感受了 Now I know how all the writers in Hollywood feel.
嗷 这是啥莫
我的天啊 小熊维尼 中国真是个大地方 My goodness, Pooh, China sure is a big p-p-place!
是的小猪 的确很大 Yes, Piglet, it is.
太大了 我想 大到我找不到我想要的 Too big, I think, to find what I need.
请问 Excuse me.
啥事儿 Huh?
你有蜂蜜吗 Would you happen to have some honey?
我不要麻烦 我不要麻烦 走
天呐 兄弟 Oh, bother.
这地方貌似不适合我 This just doesn't seem a place for a bear.
等等 维尼 看 Wait! Pooh! L-L-Look!
哦 小猪 Oh! Piglet!
多巧啊 What wonderful luck!
啊 多么美味的蜂蜜 Ohhh! What delicious honey!
小猪 我愿意让你也尝一尝 I would like to share, Piglet,
也许我会让你尝尝 perhaps I will share.
等我再吃上几口 In just a few more slurps I can --
啊 Waah!
你在做什么 天啊 不要 W-W-What are you do-- What -- No! Ohh!
我写不下去了 伙计们 I can't do it any more, you guys.
我想都不愿想让中国政府 I can't even think with the Chinese government
审查我写的所有东西 censoring everything I write.
所以我们不拍传记片了吗 So there's not gonna be a biopic movie for us?
你知道吗 这是大错特错 It's so wrong, you know?
我的意思是 我们生活在一个 I mean, we live in a time where the only movies
让中国决定我们美国孩子 that us American kids go see
能看什么电影的时代 are ones that are approved by China.
是的 中国就好像是新的美国电影协会 Yeah, it's like China is the new MPAA.
要跟传记片会带来的金钱和荣誉说再见真是太丧气了 Stinks to say goodbye to all that biopic money and glory.
我们只能接受 We just got to face it.
死亡金属乐队永远没法赚大钱了 A death metal band is never gonna make real money anymore.
只有柔弱甜美的乐队 The only band that would get approved by China
都是香草味和奶酪味的 would be all vanilla and cheesy.
我一辈子都要住在那个该死的农场里了 I'm going to have to live on that farm forever.
凯尔 Kyle!
伙计 你们回来了 Dude, you're back!
是的 移民拘留所很酷 Yeah, the migrant detention camp was cool
但是他们错抓了凯尔 but it kind of rubbed Kyle the wrong way.
我们走之后发生了什么 Anything happen while we were gone?
也没什么 我们差点要为我们的乐队拍一部传记片 不过 Not really, we just almost had a biopic made for our band but --
等等 等等 香草和干酪 Wait a minute... Wait. Vanilla and cheesy.
我有主意了 我有主意了 I've got it! I've got it!
野马队 慈善演唱会 1984
#砰 砰# # Bang, bang
#青少年流行乐# # Fingerbang, bang
#砰 砰 砰# # Bang, bang, bang
#我要让你进入我的生活# # I'm gonna fingerbang bang you into my life #
#女孩 你爱流行乐 很棒# # Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright #
#因为我是流行乐之王 别争了# # 'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang, let's not fight #
停 停 停 Cut. Cut! Cut!
全都错乱了 This is all wrong!
不 这很棒孩子们 他们超级爱 No, it's good, kids. They're loving it.
对 但是我不能这样出卖我的灵魂 Yeah, but I can't sell my soul like this.
我想远离那个农场 比什么都想 I want to get away from that farm. More than anything.
但是我更不想生活在一个 But it's not worth living in a world where China
由中国操控着我国文化的世界 controls my country's art.
什么 你竟然看不起我
我一点都不在意中国有多少观众 I don't care how many people you have.
我体内有一些东西 I've got something in me that just won't
让我不能忍受这一切 let me be a part of all this.
没错 不管那是什么 我也有 Yeah. Whatever it is, I've got it too!
没错 Yeah!
我想为真实的自己而骄傲 兄弟们 I want to be proud of who we are, guys.
任何只是为了在中国赚钱 And anybody who would betray their ideals
而背叛他们理想的人是狗屁不值的 just to make money in China isn't worth a lick of spit.
我们中国人一向喜欢 Us Chinese people have always liked things
传统的东西 the old-fashioned way.
我们喜欢更简单的 We like things a little simpler,
更安静一点儿的东西 a little quieter.
现在有一种新型大麻 And now, there's a new weed
在中国大受欢迎 that goes along with China's beating heart.
因为经过一天的劳役 Because after a hard day of forced labor,
或因为批评政府而被打之后 or gettin' beat for criticizing the government,
我们都需要一点时间 we all could use a little time
需要一点落基山的优质大麻 with some good ol' Rocky Mountain weed.
它是美国西部的灵魂 It's the soul of the American West,
在中国这里生根 right here in mother China.
向共产党致敬 All hail the Communist Party.
Tegridy向大麻致敬 And all hail Tegridy Weed.
看来家族生意 Well, gang, looks like the family business
真的开始好转了 is starting to really turn the corner.
我不知道你怎么想 I don't know about you, but I for one
但我是认为世界将会变得更美好 更安全 think the world is going to be a better and safer place
现在中国终于有Tegridy了 now that China finally has Tegridy.
爸爸 为什么你浑身都是蜂蜜和血 Dad, why are you covered in honey and blood?
爸爸 你杀了维尼熊吗 Dad, did you kill Winnie the Pooh?
维尼熊 维尼熊 Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh...
哦 是的 我的确杀了维尼熊 Oh, yeah, I did kill Winnie the Pooh.
你要去哪里 斯坦 Where are you going, Stan?
我要去写关于你的歌 I'm going to go write another song about you.
啊 关于我 Oooh, about me?!
一定把我把Tegridy带到中国这件事写上去 Make sure it talks about me bringing Tegridy to China!
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