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#来到Tegridy农场 逍遥自在乐无妨# # Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna have myself a time #
翻译：柴郡鼠 薄荷
#亲朋好友齐聚堂# # Friendly faces everywhere #
#贫贱之交安心爽# # Humble folks without temptation #
#来到Tegridy农场 悲伤愁苦转身忘# # Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna leave my woes behind #
校对：L狐 监制：L狐
#日夜车位满当当# # There's ample parking day or night #
#喜迎近邻处处扬# # People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" #
后期：福尔摩包 压制：Sherlock来了
#今儿再去趟Tegridy那个好农场# # I'm headin' down to Tegridy Farms #
#放松身心这儿最棒# # Gonna see if I can't unwind #
#叼起DM我就灵魂出窍啥事儿都不想# # I got some weed and I don't know what's going on #
#所以别再犹豫快来农场# # So come on down to Tegridy Farms #
#遇我知音开启人生新篇章# # And meet some friends of mine #
有些人喜欢用老方法处理他们的大麻 Some people like their weed made the ol' fashioned way.
在Tegridy 我们相信大麻之事莫乎于人 Here at Tegridy, we believe weed is about people.
游客中心 与迪共农
在过去的几个月里 Tegridy已经从 Over the past few months, Tegridy has expanded
后面这间简朴的农舍 from the simple farm house you see behind me,
遍布到了420条山谷 to actually owning the entire 420 valley.
我想你会在这次参观中发现 And I think you'll see on this tour
尽管我们的业务有所增长 that even though our business has grown,
我们的大麻依旧纯简 we've kept our weed simple.
一盒Tegridy大麻 It takes over a thousand plants
需要一千多株植物 to make just one box of Tegridy weed.
胡安 卡洛斯在那边 There's Juan Carlos over there.
西班牙老国王 2019年6月刚退休
他是我们的新员工之一 He's one of our newest employees.
早晨好 胡安 卡洛斯 Mornin', Juan Carlos.
请勿敲打玻璃
X光授粉
当你把科学和Tegridy结合起来会发生什么 What happens when you combine science with Tegridy?
神奇多多 A lot of magic.
在这您会看到我们科学中心 Here you can see our latest growing methods
最新的种植方法 along with our science center.
当然 要是没有我们的落基山高试吃屋 And of course it wouldn't be Colorado weed
也就成不了科罗拉多大麻 without our Rocky Mountain High tasting room.
您随时可以回到这里 Feel free to come back here later
试吃Tegridy的产品 and try all the Tegridy products.
好了各位 愿这趟旅程您有享受其中 Well, folks, we hope you've enjoyed your tour.
吸烟就用Tegridy
礼品店有很多东西可以买 There's a lot to buy here in the gift shop,
请记住——你们的导游是靠小费工作的 And please do remember -- your tour guides work on tips.
为我掌声鼓励吧 Let's give me a big hand.
太痛苦了 This sucks balls.
自从你们搬走后 什么都在变 Ever since you guys moved, everything just keeps changing.
我是说 我们这些孩子怎么还能有希望 I mean, how are us kids supposed to have any hope anymore?
我满脑子都是 All I think about is
上一代那遗留下来的问题 all the problems our generation is inheriting.
气候变化 过度捕鱼 凯尔 Climate change, over fishing, Kyle...
我是说 我们何以为乐呢 I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?
斯坦 所有大麻订单都录入好了吗 Hey, there, Stan. You input all the weed orders?
是的 都在这里了 Yeah, it's all right here.
哦 嗯 Oh, huh...
看起来我们的订单在走下坡路啊 This looks like our orders are actually... down.
你确定弄对了吗 You sure you did that right?
是的 我看了两遍了 Yeah, I went through it twice.
大家下的订单没有上个月多 People aren't ordering as much as last month.
没那么多 Not ordering as much?
这是啥情况 What the hell is going on?
哦 嘿 兰迪 Oh, hey, Randy!
早啊 斯蒂芬 近来如何啊 Howdy, Stephen! How you been gettin' on?
还行 你在山谷里过得怎么样 Good! How's life out in the valley treating you?
起早贪黑 工作繁多 Oh, it's early mornins' and lots a hard work,
但总得为我的宝贝们竭尽所能 but I gotta do what's best for my youngins.
我注意到你有段时间没进货了斯蒂芬 I noticed you hadn't supplied up in a while, Stephen,
所以我想亲自给你拿过来 so I thought I'd deliver your weed to you personally.
噢 事实上我已经很久没 Oh... yeah, no, I actually hadn't
下过单了 ordered any in a while.
为什么 Why not?
你不一向都从我们这儿搞货吗 You're not gettin' all sober on us are ya?
不 我只是 来让我给你看个东西 No, I just-- well, here let me show you.
你怎么想的 What'dya think?
我几周前开始自己种了 I started growing my own plants a couple weeks ago.
我完全理解了 这项爱好真的有意思 I totally get it. It's a really fun hobby.
那是迭戈 我的园丁 That's Diego, my gardener.
噢 Oh.
嘿 Hey.
*你的 * you.
咋 What?
我的大麻不够好吗 Is my weed not good enough for you?
Tegridy怎么了吗 Something wrong with Tegridy?
不 我只是开始有点投入其中了 No, I just started kind of getting into it.
我只是享受整个 I just enjoy the whole --
你在剽窃我的主意 斯蒂芬 You're stealing my idea, Stephen!
拜托 种植大麻又不是你的主意 Come on, growing marijuana is not your idea.
对哦呵呵 你们这些混蛋瞎鬼混的时候 Yeah-huh! While you assholes were all screwing around,
我出去谋生了 I went out and made a living!
你们一旦自己种 When you grow your own pot,
我家孩子就没饭吃了 you're taking weed out of my children's mouths!
哦 嘿 伙计们 Oh, hey, guys!
对不起 前门开着 所以我就进来了 Sorry, the front door was open so I just walked on in.
看看我是否还能从你那里拿点种子 斯蒂芬 Seeing if I could still get those seeds from you, Stephen.
什么种子 What seeds?!
我想试着自己种点大麻 Oh, I was gonna try my hand at growing some weed,
斯蒂芬说他会给我一些他的种子 and Stephen said he'd give me some of his seeds
来试试 to get started.
*你们的 * you guys!
你会为此付出代价的 斯蒂芬 I'll get you for this, Stephen.
你搞我的Tegridy 我也搞你的 You mess with my Tegridy, then I'm gonna mess with you!
伙计 你没事吧 You alright there, partner?
孩子们面对的是一个破碎而病态的世界 Kids are being handed a world that's broken and sick.
不是我们把这个星球搞砸的 We aren't the ones who messed this planet up,
却要我们为此付出代价 but we're the ones who will pay the price.
好吧 祝你今天愉快 Okay. You have a nice day.
对不起 我再也不会了 Por favor no! Por favor no mas quiero trabajar!
太不近人情了吧 迭戈是我的园丁 This is inhumane! Diego is my gardener.
怎么了 What's going on?
孩子 I.C.E.在突击搜捕 This is an I.C.E. Raid, son.
往后退 You need to keep back.
把他抓到我的车里去 Put him in my car.
那家伙做了什么 What did that guy do?
有人匿名举报 Somebody called in an anonymous tip
说他可能是非法移民 that he might be here illegally.
不要抓他 他是我丈夫 他是我丈夫 No! No te lo puedes llevar! Es mi esposo! Mi esposo!
爸爸 爸爸 不 爸爸 Papa! Papa, no! Papa!
妻子单独上车 孩子们可以和多诺万坐一起 Wife goes in the van, kids can go with Donovan.
谁叫你们来的 Who called you people?!
是兰迪 马什 对吗 It was Randy Marsh, wasn't it?!
我们只是在做分内事 先生 We're just doing our job, sir.
要是查出来没问题 If the family checks out,
我们就会放他们离开拘留所 we'll release them from their detention centers.
拘留所 Detention centers?
这岂不挺好 Well, this is nice!
我们啥时候开始 When did we start doing this?
孩子们坐LS22 Kids go to LS22.
所以谁都可以匿名举报 So anyone can make an anonymous tip,
你们也都会抓起来送走 and you can round up families and send them away?
没人跟我说过 我还以为现在全都乱套了 Nobody told me about this. I thought everything sucked now!
你有名片吗 Do you have a card?
你想要怎样 What do you want?
你还记得上周 Do you remember last week
你当着苏西 托布勒的面叫我混蛋吗 you called me a butthole in front of Suzie Tobler?
是啊 因为你要摸她的内内 Yeah, 'cause you were gonna snap her bra.
凯尔 我要你为你 I want you to apologize
对我做过的每件混事道歉 for every time you've been a dick to me, Kyle.
去你的 * you.
哦 你确定你不想收回那句话吗 Oh! Are you sure you don't want to take that back?
凯尔 别忘了我给过你机会 Okay, Kyle, just remember I gave you a chance.
你说完了没 我可以挂了吗 Are you done now? Can I hang up?
220 我们已经破门而入了 220. We've breached the front door.
你们好 Hello.
妈咪 妈咪 Mommy! Mommy!
不好意思 发生什么了 Excuse me. What is going on?
640 在一楼 640. On the first floor.
你们是什么人 Who are you people?!
我们是ICE 女士 We're I.C.E., ma'am.
我们是美国公民 We're American citizens.
先生 我们只是在执行公务 Just doing our job, sir.
如果查有此人 我们会放你们 If you check out, you'll be released
离开拘留所的 from the detention centers.
滚出我家 Get the out of my house!
妈妈 爸爸 Mom! Dad!
这太荒唐了 This is ridiculous!
你们不能带走我的孩子 You can't take our children away from us!
瞧瞧多温情啊 That's so sweet.
你们带走父母 我们带走孩子 You guys take the parents, we'll take the kids.
你 过来 Come on, you!
不 你不能把我的孩子从我身边带走 No! You will not take my children from me!
没门 No way.
我说了 我只是不知道护照去哪儿了 I'm telling you I just don't know where are passports are!
那我们只好扣留你了 Then we have to detain you.
如果你们是合法居民 周一就没事了 If you're legal, you can sort it all out on Monday.
周一 Monday?!
该死 卡特曼 God dammit, Cartman!
艾克 你们不能这么做 Ike! You can't do this!
我们的国家怎么了 "What's happened to our country?
人们被一个支离破碎的体系所欺骗 People are being wronged by a broken system,
我们必须说“不要” and we must say "No more."
“不要再有本土种植的大麻了。” No more homegrown marijuana."
是啊 没错 Yeah! That's right!
是啊 是的 我同意 我也这么想 是的 没错 Yeah! That's right I agree! Me too! Yeah, right!
“作为一个自豪的美国农民的儿子 "As the son of a proud American farmer,
我很担心本土种植会造成什么后果 I am concerned about what homegrown can lead to.
人们种植方法会不对以致毒死自己 People can grow weed wrong and poison themselves."
- 什么 - 是啊 就是这样 What? Yeah! That's right!
是的 很好 Yeah, come on!
不道德的的种植者可以使用廉价的灌溉设备 "Unscrupulous growers could use cheap irrigation
淹死婴儿 and drown babies."
啊 不是吧 Oh, come on.
没错 会淹死的婴儿 That's right! Drown babies!
是的 淹死婴儿 没错 会淹死的婴儿 Yeah, drown babies! That's right. Drown babies.
事实很简单——大麻必须由Tegridy种植 "The fact is simple -- marijuana must be grown with Tegriddy."
- Tegridy - Tegridy Tegridy. Tegridy.
愚蠢的政府 Stupid government!
他们怎么能坐在那里看着一个孩子的脸 How can they sit there and look a child in the face
说人们自己种大麻没问题 and say it's fine for people to grow their own weed?
额 这有什么关系 Aww, why does it matter?
为什么它—— Why does it--
难道这里就我一个人知道 Am I the only person here
- 这会造成什么后果吗 - 不 但是爸爸 who understands what this will do to us? Yeah, but, Dad,
你这样会惹恼南方公园所有人的 you're gonna piss off everybody in South Park.
你知道吗 You know what?
*你的南方公园 * South Park.
*你的南方公园 South Park?
是啊 我受够了 Yeah, I'm sick of it!
我只是 我不管了 I'm just -- I'm done.
我一点也不在乎南方公园 I don't give two shits about South Park.
现在最重要的是Tegridy农场 All that matters is Tegridy Farms now!
不知道你说*你的南方公园是不是真心的 I don't know if you wanna say South Park...
孩子们好 我叫杰夫 Good day, children! My name is Jeff.
大家好 我叫杰夫 Buenas dias ninos, me llamo "Jefe."
我们知道你们和家人分开了 We know you've been separated from your families.
家人不在这里 不在这里 Tu familia no esta aqui. Es Triste. Tu kri. Tu kri.
但是我们想让你们 But we want you to get a little excited
为我们准备的小惊喜兴奋点 about the fun we have in store for you.
这太棒啦 可好玩儿啦 Aqui es maravillosa! Divertida!
请大家每人那一张锡箔纸 Everyone, please take your own piece of aluminum foil.
请拿好锡箔纸 Papel de aluminio por favor.
新来的孩子们 点名 All new kids, el nombre --
排好队 被点到名字的时候应一声 line up and announce when your name is read.
- 马丁内斯 - 到 Martinez! -Aqui.
- 阿奎拉尔 - 到 -Aquilar. -Aqui.
博罗罗夫斯基 Broflovski.
这儿 Here!
博罗罗夫斯基 那是萨尔瓦多人的名字吗 Broflovski... Is that an El Salvadorean name?
不 我是犹太人 No, I'm Jewish.
什么 犹太人是怎么进来的 What?! How did a Jew get in here?
我来这里只是因为有个胖得要死的混蛋 I'm just here because some fat intolerant asshole
看我不顺眼 didn't want me around!
是的 这我来这也是因为这个 Yeah, that's why I'm here too.
是的 我也是 Yeah, me too.
兄弟 我们得把这孩子弄出去 Oh, boy. We gotta get this kid out of here.
人们可能会觉得我们是种族主义者 People might think we're racist.
抱歉 参观时间是11:00 2:00和4:20 Uh, sorry, tours are at 11:00 and 2:00 and 4:20.
哦 我们不是来参观的 Oh, we're not here for a tour.
我们在代理一家市值10亿美元的大麻公司 We represent a billion dollar marijuana company.
哦 我以前跟你们城里的有钱人说过 Oh, I told you rich city folk before.
我不会卖Tegridy的 You can't buy Tegridy.
你似乎在和我们打同一场仗 You seem to be fighting the same fight we are.
我们只是想帮你 We just want to help you.
听说过地中海人吗 Ever heard of Med Men?
好像吧 Yeah, I think so.
你们找我干什么 What do you want with me?
我们有一个共同的问题 Well, we have a common problem.
家种大麻 Homegrown weed.
我们只是担心安全性 We're just worried about safety --
你懂的 you know
婴儿溺会淹死在灌溉渠里什么的 babies drowning in irrigation 'n such.
是啊 我不愿看到婴儿溺死 Yeah, I hate watching babies drown.
像是浪费了一个好宝宝 Seems like a waste of a good baby.
我们很高兴你同意。 We're glad you agree.
现在 Now what --
所以你们想把我们的钱凑到一起 So you guys wanna put our money together
跑去镇里搞事 and we go this town up
就没人能再种大麻了 so nobody can ever grow their own weed again?
我加入 I'm totally in.
我要为我们的小失误道歉 Sorry for our little mistake.
我们会尽快把你送回去 We're going to get you on your way home as soon as we can.
其他孩子呢 他们什么时候回家 What about all the other kids? When do they get to go home?
乖 不要多管闲事噢 Hey, when it's raining, you gotta roll up the windows.
我们明白这些事对贵教人民来说不容易 We understand these things are hard for your people.
我教人民 My people?!
你们不担心你们会在这制造出什么吗 Aren't you worried about what you're creating here?
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你什么意思 What do you mean?
你们把孩子们从父母身边带走 You're pulling children away from their parents
单独监禁他们 and isolating them behind bars.
对 Yes.
这会造成精神创伤 You're traumatizing them
教化他们害怕美国政府 and teaching them to fear the U.S. Government.
没错 Correct.
让我用你们能 Okay, let me try to put this
理解的话来说 in terms you people will understand.
你知道超级英雄电影 对吧 You know superhero movies, right?
对 Pssh, yeah!
你们记得他们是怎样创造反派的吗 Okay, you remember how they always create the villain?
随便找个人 在他们还小的时候 Some random person, who, when they were a child,
把他们从父母身边带走 关起来吗 got taken from their parents and locked away?
小孩就这么走了 之后便坐等复仇吗 And the kid was just left to sit and plan revenge?
你现在正在创造一个墨西哥小丑 What you're doing here is creating a Mexican Joker.
小丑是蝙蝠侠中超级大反派
墨西哥小丑会怎么做 And what's a Mexican Joker gonna do?
他会伴随着你们冤枉他 He's gonna grow up and have memories
的记忆长大 长大后便会 of being wronged by you, and he will grow and wait,
伺机凭着一腔热血奋起反击 and then finally... fight back with a passion
强得你们前所未见 unlike anything you've ever seen!
你觉得谁会成为墨西哥小丑 Which one of them do you think is Mexican Joker?
不知道 谁都有可能 那才是关键 No, it could be any of them! That's the point!
你不知道哪个孩子会因为 You don't know which kid in there is gonna snap
被迫分开然后关起来而崩溃 from being separated and locked down like this!
但是 难道墨西哥小丑不明白 But... doesn't Mexican Joker understand
我们只是在执行公务 that we we're just doing our job
让美国变得更美好吗 and trying to make America great?
墨西哥小丑才不在乎 Mexican Joker doesn't care!
当那个孩子长大后 做的所有的事 When that kid grows up, all that will matter is
都是为了报复你们 getting back at all of you.
那墨西哥小丑会怎么做 Well, what would Mexican Joker --
大卫 我们能单独谈谈吗 能稍等下嘛 孩子 David can I talk to you alone, please? Excuse us kid.
现在 最重要的是我们必须 Now, the most important thing is that we've got to
得保持沉默 keep this quiet!
不能让墨西哥小丑知道我们在找他了 We can't let Mexican Joker know that we're on to him.
如果我们能审问这些孩子们 If -- If we could interrogate the kids,
也许我们可以能找到线索 maybe we could get a lead.
你知道 吓吓他们就好了 You know, just scare them a little.
对 除非那正中他的下怀 Yeah, unless that's just what he wants us to do.
你什么意思 What are you saying?
我是说如果他是站小丑那一边的呢 I'm saying what if he is on Mexican Joker's side.
嘿 兰迪 你跟另一家大麻公司 Hey, Randy, did you go make a deal
达成协议了吗 with another weed company?
对啊 毛巾仔 Yes, Towelie,
我正在和地中海人合作 I'm working on a merger with Med Men.
地中海人 那些装模作样的家伙 Med Men?! But those guys are posers!
我们达成协议要帮助彼此 we have a deal in the works to help each other
一劳永逸地制止家庭种植者 put a stop to home growers once and for all.
我以前认识一个人 Jesus. You know, I knew a guy once
他觉得要人人有大麻 who thought weed should be for everybody,
一个坚信正直的人 a guy who believed in integrity
我已经不认识你了 I don't understand who you even are any more!
那是因为我是公司的老板 That's because I am the president of the company,
你只是一条毛巾 and you are a towel!
你才是一条毛巾 You're a towel!
试图保护我们的生意有什么错 What is wrong with trying to protect our business?!
因为大麻不应该是 Because weed isn't supposed to be
一种用来赚钱的商业模式 some money grubbing business model!
那是上帝的馈赠 It's a gift from God,
而不应该被一些 and not something to be exploited
笨毛巾利用 by some stupid towel!
我不是一条毛巾 I am not a towel!
对 没错 兰迪 Yeah. Yeah, sure thing, Randy.
你不是一条毛巾 You're not a towel.
我的名字是公主星 My name is Princess Star,
因为我像夜晚天空中的星星一样闪耀 for I shine like all the stars in the night sky.
孩子们 让我们跟公主星问好 Kids, let's all say hi to Princess star!
嗨 公主星 Hi, Princess Star!
哈 哈 哈 是我 墨西哥小丑 Ha, ha, ha! It's me, Mexican Joker!
哦 不 孩子们 大家来嘘墨西哥小丑 Oh, no! Everyone boo Mexican Joker, kids!
嘘 Boo!
我对小时候的遭遇 I am filled with anger and rage
充满了愤怒和怨恨 for what happened to me as a child,
现在我要奸杀掉你们所有人 so now I will kill and rape you all!
但是 墨西哥小丑 你忘了那个神奇的词语-- But, Mexican Joker, you forget the magic word --
宽恕 forgiveness.
我不在乎宽恕 I don't care about forgiveness!
但你是来自于 But you were a migrant
另一个国家的移民 我们必须保护 from another country, and we had to protect
我们的边境 保障我们的工作 our borders and secure our jobs!
我不在乎 现在就要强了你 I don't care! I'm going to rape you now!
不 不 宽恕呢 Oh, no! No! What about forgiveness?
没有宽恕 No forgiveness!
嘘 够了 墨西哥小丑 Boo! That's enough Mexican Joker!
你的愤怒让你在基督眼中 Your rage and your anger have made you a bad person
是一个坏人 in the eyes of Christ!
我知道你小时候生活艰难 I know your life was hard as a kid,
但是每个人都有困难的时候 but everyone has hard times.
又来了一车 Another bus load coming in!
移民手续 又来了一车 Another bus load coming in!
又来一交 天啊 Another busload?! Oh, criminy!
美国移民&海关执法
欢迎 孩子们 我叫杰夫 Welcome, children, my name is Jeff.
欢迎 孩子们 我叫杰夫 Hola, nios, me llamo Jefe.
哦 嘿 凯尔 Oh, hey, Kyle.
你来这干什么 What the are you doing here?!
真弱鸡 吉米把我惹毛了 So weak. Jimmy pissed me off
因为他告诉老师我在课堂长发短信 'cause he told the teacher I was texting in class,
所以我告诉吉米我会把他送去 so I told Jimmy I'd have him sent
移民看守所 to a migrant detention center.
他不相信 所以我说 He didn't believe me, so I said,
哦 我已经把凯尔送进去了 "Oh, I already did it to Kyle,"
斯坦听见了很生气 and Stan heard that and got pissed off
把我送进了移民看守所 and had me sent to a migrant detention center.
我已经两星期没见我爸妈了 I haven't seen my parents in two weeks!
甚至都没人知道我弟弟在哪里 Nobody even knows where my little brother is!
我知道 我知道这很糟 I know. I know it sucks.
但是我们一起被困这了 But we're stuck in here together.
来吧 大家 我们要做的就是尽可能利用它 Come on, guys! All we have to do is try to make the most of it!
这是一种艰苦的生活 It's a hard-knock life
嘿 你是要买条毛巾还是就随便看看 Hey, you gonna buy a towel or just stare at them?
我不是毛巾 I'm not a towel!
滚 滚开 Go on! Get out of here!
我想我可以自己种植大麻 Yeah, you know, I think I'll just grow my own weed.
我正在自种大麻 Oh, yeah, I'm growing my own weed.
我现在喜欢自己种大麻 I enjoy growing my own weed now.
我要自己种大麻 I'll grow my own weed.
我自己的大麻 我要自己种大麻 My own weed. I'll grow my own weed.
我说你不买毛巾就滚开 I said get out of here if you aren't buying towels!
- 我要自己种大麻 - 自己的大麻 -I'll grow my own weed. -My own weed.
- 我要自己种大麻 - 我要自己种大麻 -I'll grow my own weed. -I'll grow my own weed.
我能自己种大麻 I can grow my own weed.
啊 Aah! Aah! Aaaaah!!
嘿 你们在干嘛 Hey! Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?!
嘿 杰夫 罗杰斯读了一篇文章 Oh, hey, Jeff. Rodgers read an article
是关于电击疗法如何帮助 about how electroshock therapy can help people
经历过创伤的人们 who've gone through traumatic experiences.
我们认为有电疗可以帮助墨西哥小丑 We figured some treatments could help Mexican Joker
处理他的创伤 deal with his trauma.
你们这些家伙脑子进水了吗 Are you guys completely stupid?!
我们不能对来这的每一个孩子 We can't perform shock therapy
都进行电击治疗 on every child that comes in here!
想想预算限制吧 Think of the budgetary restraints!
让成本见鬼去吧 杰夫 To hell with the cost, Jeff!
如果墨西哥小丑没有重现往事 If Mexican Joker doesn't have flashbacks,
他就不会长成一个怪物 then he doesn't grow up to become a monster!
如果这是往事重现呢 What if this is the flashback?!
我们可能是在重现往事 戴夫 We might be in the flashback, Dave!
也许就是你电这个孩子 Maybe you're shocking the child
才让他成了墨西哥小丑 that grows up to be Mexican Joker!
天啊 我不知道怎么做才好了 Oh, God. I don't know which way is up anymore!
我们不能单独对付这个家伙 戴夫 We can't fight this guy alone, Dave.
是时候向军方发出警报了 It's time to alert the military.
感觉不到风在呼啸吗 Don't it feel like the wind is overhauling
感觉不到终日不见阳光吗 Don't it feel like let it's never any led
圣诞老人永远不会为我而来 Santa never comes for me
圣诞老人不在家 Santa Clause no esta aqu
行了吧 凯尔 Oh, come on, Kyle!
我知道这里没什么意思 I know it's no fun to be in here,
但是你不能只考虑你自己 but you can't think about yourself,
想想这事的好处 think about the greater good.
现在 当你不喜欢别人的时候 Now, when you don't like people,
你可以把他们从家中带走 you can have them taken from their families
关进集中营 and put into camps!
为什么你这么 Why does that make you --
天啊 Oh, my God.
凯尔 Oh, Jesus, Kyle.
我完全忘了你是个 I totally forgot you're a --
你当然对这些东西特别敏感 Of course you're extra sensitive to this stuff.
兄弟 对不起 Oh, dude, I am sorry.
天啊 凯尔 我甚至没有 Oh, my God. Kyle, I didn't even
把它们联系起来 make the connection, you know?
我只是在想 哦 我要把凯尔 I was just like, "Oh, I'm gonna have Kyle
扔进拘留所 那真是太好了 thrown in a detention camp! That'll be sweet!"
我没有想过 对你们来说 and I didn't stop to think that... for you guys,
不是什么好事 it's not that sweet.
朋友 如果我 Man, if I had just thought it through
多动动脑子 for like two more minutes,
我就可以用其他办法报复你了 I would have got you back some other way.
我感觉很糟 凯尔 I feel terrible, Kyle.
等下 我有个办法让大家离开这里 Wait. I have an idea how to get everyone out of here.
给每个人拿铝箔纸和剪刀 Get everyone's aluminum foil and some scissors.
为什么 凯尔 你要做什么 Why, Kyle? What are you gonna do with --
快做 在我杀了你之前 Just do it before I kill you!
铝箔和一些剪刀 Aluminum foil and some scissors.
晚餐真棒 亲爱的 That was a great dinner, honey.
你想要什么甜点 What do you want to do for dessert?
嘿 不如我剪点 Hey, how about I cut us down
自家种的大麻 然后烤了吃 some of our homegrown weed, and we get baked?
好 I'm in.
那边有人吗 Is someone there?
哈 Huh.
杰克 一切都好吗 Jack? Everything alright?
你想要一个正常的还是饱满点的 Yeah, you want a normal size or a big fatty?
杰克 Jack!!
突发新闻
美国一小镇发生了残忍的恐怖行为 A brutal act of terror in an American town.
就在今晚 无辜百姓在自家院子里 Tonight, innocent people were attacked at their homes
遭到袭击 联邦调查局认为 in their yards, and the FBI believes
他们已经知道谁该对此负责 they know who is responsible.
嫌疑最大的人——墨西哥小丑 The probable suspect -- Mexican Joker.
对 没错 国防部长米勒 Yes, that's right. Joining me now is
现在加入我们的报道 Commander Miller of national defense.
我们最近才知道墨西哥小丑的存在 We've only recently learned of Mexican Joker's existence.
他没有理由 没有同情心 He has no reason. He has no compassion.
墨西哥小丑只是想引起恐惧 Mexican Joker simply wants to invoke fear.
我们建议人们待在室内 We are advising people to stay inside.
上校 墨西哥小丑为什么会变成这样 Oh, Captain -- Uh, Captain, what made Mexican Joker this way?
为什么墨西哥小丑充满仇恨 Why is Mexican Joker so filled with hate?
很可能因为他小时候发生的事 Well, it's most likely something that happened to him as a child.
不管墨西哥小丑是怎么想的 Whatever bent Mexican Joker's mind this way,
显然可以追溯到很久 很久以前 it clearly happened a... long... long time ago...
美国国土安全部
哦 该死 是记忆重现 Oh, shit! It's the flashback!
这就是记忆重现 This is the flashback?!
这就是记忆重现 快点 It's the flashback! Come on!
孩子们一定出什么事了 Something must be happening with the kids!
天啊 看 Oh, Christ! Look!
他让他们都改信犹太教了 He's converted them all to Judaism!
天啊 他们都 Oh, Jesus! They're all Jews
带着铝箔小帽 with their little aluminum-foil yarmulkes!
犹太男子在祷告 学习 吃放等时戴的
杰夫 你知道这是代表什么吗 Jeff, do you know what this means?!
现在我们得把他们都放了 Now we'll have to let them all go!
墨西哥小丑就是这样得到自由的 This is how Mexican Joker breaks free!
没错 是的 That's right. It is!
哇哦 Whoa!
墨西哥小丑 我只是想让你记住 Mexican Joker, I just want you to remember
是我帮了你 杰夫 科里根 that I helped you, Jeff Corrigan.
记住 杰夫是你的人了 Remember -- Jeff was your buddy.
现在 来吧 我们走 墨西哥小丑 Now, come on! Let's go Mexican Joker!
该死的 这里没人是墨西哥小丑 God damn it! Nobody here is Mexican Joker!
我不是那个意思 That's not what I meant!
未来是不确定的 The future is not set!
我们现在所做的决定会影响我们未来 We make decisions now that affect our future!
这里没人是墨西哥小丑 Nobody here is Mexican Joker?
对 No!!
哦 那我是在错误的记忆重现里 Ooh, then I'm in the wrong flashback!
嗯 伙计们 Well, gang...
看来Tegridy农场又要开始盈利了 looks like Tegridy farms is turning big profits again.
我们正在成为 We're on our way to becoming
全国最大的大麻品牌 the biggest weed brand in the country.
我不会再受人摆布了 你明白吗 I'm not getting pushed around anymore, you got it?
所以 说啊 要是有人想叫我毛巾 So, go on. Anybody here wants to call me a towel,
就尽管叫吧 just go ahead and do it!
说啊 莎伦 叫我毛巾 Go on, Sharon. Call me a towel.
好吧 你是一条毛巾 Fine. You're a towel.
我是你用过的最好的毛巾 婊砸 Best towel you ever had, bitch!