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*欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光* I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time
*到处都是友好的脸 淳朴的居民乐天知命* Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
*来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪* I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind
*大车小车随便停 人人喊着 "邻居你好!"* Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor
*到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然* I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind
*(你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!)* I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties
*快来南方公园 让你笑口常开* So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第8季 第13集 Cartmen的特异功能 iTunes版本调教：Tears 双语合成 Lv&daisy
我不知道 看着挺高的 I don't know, that looks pretty high up.
是啊 我觉得应该从低一点的地方开始 Yeah. I think it'd be better to start lower.
我真觉得这不是个明智的做法 Cartman Dude, I really don't think it's smart, Cartman.
绝对没问题的 伙计们 This is gonna be totally cool, you guys.
这不会成功的 快从那下来吧 It's not gonna work; just come down from there.
上帝啊 在这看起来高好多 ...Geez, this looks a lot higher from up here.
发生啥事了? What's going on?
Cartman觉得他能从屋顶飞下来 Cartman thinks he can fly off of his roof.
跳啊 跳啊 Do it! Do it!
我就跳了 I'm gonna.
我要是你就不会那么做 I wouldn't if I were you.
那翅膀看起来不怎么结实 Those wings don't look very strong.
别听他们的 Cartman 一定能行的 Don't listen to 'em, Cartman! I'm sure it'll work.
快点啊 耶Cartman 飞飞飞 Go for it. Yaaay Cartman! Fly fly fly!
好的 我要飞了 Okay, here we go.
从哥白尼时代起 人类就开始梦想飞翔 Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight.
在这历史性的日子 让我们继续... On this historic day, let us go on to
噢 别废话 快飞啊! Awww, go on and do it already!
等下! 我演讲呢! 在这历史性的日子 Hold on, I'm givin' my speech! On this historic day, we
我们不由想起了怀特兄弟:Orville和Redenbacher(后者应该是Wilbur Orville Redenbacher是爆米花品牌) remember the Wright Brothers: Orville and Redenbacher,
他们的梦想与憧憬世世代代激励着人们 whose dreams and visions inspired generations.
他不会跳的 He's not gonna do it.
今天 又一位人类视野的开拓者 将带你们进入航空新纪元 And now, again, one man's vision ushers in a new era of aerial travel,
证明想像与智慧的力量 proving the power of imagination and intellect.
飞翔...的魔力! The magic... of flight!
哦 我的上帝! Eric! Oh my God! Eric! Eric,
Eric 妈妈在这 宝贝儿? Mommy's here. Sweetie?
他这是怎么了? Oh what's wrong with him?
我恐怕您儿子是...难以置信的蠢 I'm afraid that your son is... incredibly stupid.
他以为用硬纸板翅膀就能飞起来 He thought he could fly with cardboard wings.
他愚蠢到就这么跳了下来 The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall,
结果现在深度昏迷了 which has... put him into a deep coma.
昏迷...上帝啊 要 要多久? Coma... My God, for- for how long?
不好说 他可能一睡不醒 我们只能等着...瞧了 There's no telling. He may never recover. We'll just have to wait. And see.
*四季更替 岁月流逝* Seasons change, time passes by.
*周变成了月 月变成了年* As the weeks become the months become the years.
Eugh...
哦天...医生 Oh my... Doctor!
他醒了! He's awake!
我...我在哪? Wheh? Where am I?
哦 你终于醒了 这是个奇迹! Oh, you've finally come back! It's a miracle!
你在医院 Eric 你昏迷了一段时间 You're at the hospital, Eric. You've... been in a coma for some time.
昏迷...多久? Coma... How long?
已经两...天了 护士 你现在可以把他的脸罩拿走了 It's been two days. Nurse, you can remove his face-warmer now.
好的 医生 Yse, Doctor.
现在 Eric 你的头部受到了重创 Now, Eric, you've suffered massive head traume.
你的康复之路将漫长 而艰辛 Your road to recovery will be long and arduous.
至少还要两天 At least another two days.
*四季更替 岁月流逝* Seasons change, time passes by.
*周变成了月 月变成了年* As the weeks become the months become the years.
你恢复得越来越好了 心肝儿 You're doing so much better, muffin.
我TM为啥要跟别人住一屋? Why the hell do I have to share my room with other patients?
真他妈烦! This is bullcrap!
哦 你听上去又像过去的你了 Oh, you're sounding just like your old self again.
抱歉 警探 我们也无能为力了 I'm sorry, detectives, there was nothing we could do.
妈的 又一个受害者! Damnit! Another murder victim!
三年了 "左手杀手"一直逍遥法外 我已经查无可查了 For three years the Left-Hand killer has been at large and I've exhausted every lead!
也许...我已经不再够格当警察了 Maybe... I just don't have what it takes to be a cop anymore.
我们还是回警局吧 长官 We'd better get back to the station, sir.
太好了 你们这群混蛋已经 吵得我三个小时没法睡了 Good, because you assholes have kept me up for three hours!
好吧 我们走 Murphy All right, let's go, Murphy. Hang on a second,
等等 我车钥匙上哪去了? where are, where are my car keys?
大概在你前口袋里 笨蛋! Probably in your front pocket, dumbass!
医生 你刚是不是说这孩子头部受过伤? Doctor, didn't you say that kid suffereed head trauma?
是的 非常严重 Yes, it was pretty severe.
怎么了 Lou? What is it, Lou?
我...听说过有人头部受伤 I've... heard cases where people suffering head
醒来后就有了通灵能力 trauma awaken to some psychic abilities.
得了吧 长官 Aw, come on, sir.
我知道这很荒唐 I know it's ridiculous,
但我不能放过任何破案的机会! but I'm gonna explore every possibility I can.
你好啊 小伙子 我们能谈两句么? Hello, young man, could we have a quick word with you?
现在不行 护士随时会给我送午餐来 Not now! The nurse is gonna walk in any minute with my lunch.
十二点半了 Eric 午饭时间咯 Twelve-thirty, Eric. Lunch time.
小伙子 你怎么知道护士就要进来了? Young man, how did you know the nurse was gonna walk in just now?
不清楚 我就是知道 I don't know, I just knew it.
噢 闻起来好像又是烘肉卷?! Aww man, this smells like meatloaf. Again?!
是的 又是烘肉卷 Yep, meatload again.
上帝啊 他是怎么...? Jesus, how did he...?
孩子 Little boy...
虽然机会渺茫 但... Well it's a snowball's chance in hell but...
不知你是不是愿意用你的 we were wondering if you could come down and see if your.
... 新能力帮我们抓凶手? ...new powers could help us catch the killer.
他的...新能力? His new... powers?
对 一定要拍下犯罪现场的所有细节 All right, make sure you get pictures of everything in this crime scene.
那孩子是谁? Who's the kid?
好像是个什么通灵师 He's supposed to be some kind of psychic.
太扯了 Aw Christ.
这里是发现尸体的地方 This is... where the body was found.
有多处戳伤 和其他尸体一样 Multiple stab wounds, just like all the others.
为什么这尸体轮廓没有手? How come the outline is missing its hand?
这个凶手总是砍下受害者的左手... The killer always cuts off the left hand of his victim,
作为战利品收集 and keeps it as a trophy.
往后站 给他空间 Stand back, give him room!
来吧 孩子 集中精神 你看到什么了? Come on, kid, concentrate! What do you see in your mind?
冰淇淋 上面撒了巧克力糖粒 Ice cream. Covered with... chocolate sprinkles...
奥利奥夹心饼干... Double-Stuff Oreos...
他 他拿掉了上面那层... He... He's taking the top of one and...
然后...把两个叠在一起 做成了双层夹心! ...and he puts it together to make Quadruple-Stuffs!
我看见...冰淇淋 糖粒 还有双层夹心饼! I see... ice cream, and sprinkles, and Quadruple-Stuffs!
老天爷啊 Jesus Christ!
Tom Johannsen冰淇淋店的老板 Tom Johannsen, the owner of the ice cream shop!
谁呀? 哦 你们好 警官 Yes? Oh, hello, detectives.
Johansen先生 我们能不能和你谈谈? Mr. Johansen, could we have a quick word with you?
当然 进来吧 Wuhsure, come on in.
抱歉这屋子有点乱 我正在... I'm afraid the house is a little bit of a disaster area since I have
抓住他! Get him!
六号方案! 六号方案! Code 6! Code 6!
用泰瑟枪! 用泰瑟枪! (一种电击武器) Use the taser! Use the taser!
再来一次! Do it again!
他进行了激烈抵抗 但还是被我们抓了 He put up a hell of a fight, but we got him!
为什么? 为什么?! Why? Why?
祝贺你 Eric 你阻止了 南方公园历史上最凶残的杀手 Congratulations, Eric. You just stopped the biggest killer in South Park history.
我们本来要奖励你的 不过我猜 We would give you a reward, but I guess that knowing the
人民的安全就是最大的奖励了 people of South Park are safe again is reward enough.
再猜猜 Guess again.
好吧 给你100美元 All right, here's a hundred dollars.
哇 Wow!
他的超能力非同小可 好好照顾他 His powers are uncanny. Take good care of him, Ms.
Cartman夫人 确保他把超能力用于正途 Cartman. Make sure he uses his powers for good.
哦 他会的 我的小宝贝可是个好孩子 Oh he will. My little poopsiekins is a very good little boy.
我是通灵师 你们啥也不是!我有牛逼超能力 你们啥也没有! I'm a psychic and you are worse. I have super-awesome powers. You don't.
Cartman 你都干了些什么?! Cartman, what did you do?!
哦 你没听说么 Kyle? 我用通灵超能力 Oh, didn't you hear, Kyle? I used my new psychic
抓住了连环杀手 abilities to catch the serial killer.
我还赚了100大洋! And I made a hundred bucks!
善良的老Johansen先生是开糖果店的! 他不是凶手 你知道的! Nice old Mr. Johansen runs a candy shop! He wasn't a killer and you know it!
那为啥我一闭眼就看见冰激淋和饼干? Then why did I see ice cream and cookies when I closed my eyes?
因为你TM是只死肥猪 就是这样! Because you're a fucking fatass, that's why?!
表质疑我的能力 Kyle! Do not doubt my powers, Kyle!
你根本就啥能力都没有! You don't have any powers!
别逼我 Kyle! 我一个意念就能把你的脑袋炸了! Don't make me do it, Kyle! I can make your head explode with a single thoght!
小心啊 Kyle! Wuh be careful, Kyle.
他屁都做不了! He can't do crap!
好! Kyle 你自找的! Fine, Kyle! You asked for it! Hee-at!
他在那儿 嘿 Eirc Eirc! There he is! Hey, Eric!
我们遇到点小麻烦 We've got a little problem.
怎么了? What?
冰激淋店老板在牢里的时候 又发生了一起谋杀案 While the ice-cream store owner was in jail, another murder was commited.
这具尸体也少一只手 旁边还有一碗玉米片 This body also had a missing hand and a bowl of corn flakes next to it!
这只能说明一件事... Which can only mean one thing!
哈! 看见没? Ha! You see?!
有个模仿杀手正逍遥法外! That a copycat killer is on the loose! We need your
我们需要你的通灵能力 帮我们抓住他 马上! psychic abilities to catch this new guy right away!
什么?! What?!
这次我们先付钱 We'll pay you up front this time! We've gotta
一定要在他再次行凶之前抓住他! catch this new guy before he kills again.
恐怕我的超能力...不是用来卖钱的 I'm afraid that my powers... are not for sale... And
我是说 那绝对是用来卖钱的 by that I mean they absolutely are for sale.
我们走! Let's go!
Tom 我现在在城外的一个牧场 Tom, I'm standing in a meadow just outside of town where police
警方在此发现了 模仿连环杀手的第一个受害者 have discovered the first victim of the serial copycat killer.
神童Eric Cartman刚刚抵达现场 Child wunderkind Eric Cartman is now arriving on the scene.
这太他妈扯淡了! This is fuckin' ridiculous!
有何发现 神童? 你看到什么了吗? Whattaya got, wunderkind? Are ya seeing anything?
不 啥也没看见 No. Nothing.
也许他的超能力已经消失了 Maybe his powers have left him.
是啊 Yeah.
等一下 Wait a minute.
炸鸡...很脆嫩 很新鲜 Fried chicken. It's tender and it's fresh.
还有枫糖浆...枫糖浆浇在了鸡块上 There's maple syrup... Maple syrup's being put on the chicken.
这些人到底怎么回事? What the hell is wrong with these people?!
他们永远抓不到连环杀手 They're never gonna catch the serial killer.
他太聪明了 你们想看看我的棉内裤么? He's too smart. Do you want to see my cotton panties?
嘿! 会不会是这家伙? Hey! What about this guy?!
安静! 他正在通灵呢! Quiet! He's havin' a vision!
是炸鸡! It is fried chicken!
哦我的天 是炸鸡圣代 Oh my God. It's a fried chicken sundae.
"Junior 你在外面干嘛呢?" "对不起 妈妈" "Junior, what are you doing out?" I'm sorry, Mother.
"马上回家跟我做爱!" "You come home rigtht now and have sex with me!
"不 妈妈!" " No, Mommy!
嘿 有人知道那家伙是谁吗? Hey, uh, does anyone know who that guy is?!
我说了安静 你个小捣蛋鬼 不然我就以妨碍司法公正逮捕你! I said quiet, you little brat, or I'll have you arrested for interfering with the law!
这里是公园郡新闻4台 有请主持人 Jim Brownish This is Park County News 4, with your host, Jim Brown-ish
"左手杀手"的模仿杀手 The copycat killer of the cut-off-the-left-hand
已经被捕 killer has been arrested.
警方得到了Eric Cartman的帮助 Police used the help of Eric Cartman,
他是一位通灵的神探 在犯罪现场 a wunderkind psychic detective. At the crime scene, the
年轻的通灵师脑中晃过一些影像 young psychic had visions flash before his mind,
于是警方立即逮捕了肯德基的老板 and the police immiedately arrested the owner of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
由于这位年轻人的能力惊人 The young man's
其他警方部门也开始求助于他 visions were so astounding that other police departments have sought out his help.
如果我感到快乐 我就拍拍手 If I'm happy and I know it, clap my hands. *clap* *clap* If I'm happy and I know it,
我就拍拍手 啪啪 clap my hands. *clap* *clap*
Eric 亲爱的 有几个...人要见你 Eric, sweetie, there's um, some people here to see you.
又有人要借用我超凡的能力了哈? More people need to make use of my phenomenal gifts,
哦 还真是累人呀 huh? Ahhh, it's so very tiring.
呃 不 这些人说 他们才是"真正"的通灵警探 Ah, no, these people claim that they are the "real" psychic detectives.
你就是那个抢了我们饭碗的小孩? So, you are the little boy who's been taking all our work?!
喔 我去泡点茶 Oooh, I'll go make some tea.
小子 我们对你有意见 Kid, we have a problem. You didn't go through the proper
你没像我们一样 通过正当渠道成为通灵警探 channels to become a psychic detective like we all did.
没错! Yeah!
正当渠道? Proper channels?
你该填写漫画书底面的表格 You were supposed to fill out the form on the back of the comic book and pay
并付25块钱 来获得通灵警探学校的学位 the twenty five dollar fee for the degree from the Psychic Detective School.
是我的悲剧事故让我通灵的 I was given my gift from a tragic accident. I didn't
我不需要去通灵警探学校 need to go to Psychic Detective School.
你不能就这么说自己是通灵警探 Well you just can't say you're a psychic detective,
你必须用上漫画书里的广告! you have to use the ad in the comic book!
你必须付25美元 并给我们你收入的10%! You must pay the twenty five dollar fee and give us ten percent of yoru earnings!
10%个屁 快滚! Ten percent my balls, get lost!
很好 那我们就别无选择了 Roger? Very well, then you give us no choice. Roger?
大家一起上! All right everyone!
哦 老天呀 这是怎么回事? Oh, poopsies, what's going on?
退后 老妈! 我们在用脑电波战斗! Stand back, mother! We're having a telekinetic battle of minds!
O- o-o-o-o-oh!
够了! Enough!
我们...显然势均力敌 We are... obviously quite evenly matched.
看样子这事得上法庭解决了 I guess this will have to be settled in court.
上法庭? In court?
我们已经共同起诉你了 We brought a class-action lawsuit against you!
明天法庭见吧! We'll see you before the judge tomorrow!
你们打完了? Is it over?
她叫... Her name is...
Veronica Crabtree 是小学的校车司机 Veronica Crabtree, busdriver for the elementary school.
她是个配角 She was considered an ancillary character,
观众们不会惦记的那种 one the fans wouldn't miss much.
上帝啊 死因呢? Jesus Christ! Cause of death?
一样的犯案手法 长官 多处戳伤 左手被砍不见了 Same MO, sir. Multiple stab wounds, left hand cut off and missing.
你是说又有人 So you're telling me somebody new is now copying
模仿那个"模仿杀手"犯案了? the crimes of the copycat killer?
天呐! 这什么时候才算完啊? ! Jesus! Where will it end?!
我每抓住一个凶手 Every time I put a killer behind bars, another
总是又有人冒出来 接替他的位置 guy just steps in and takes his place!
我到底做错了什么?! What am I doing wrong?!
打扰一下 警官? 我想我知道这是谁干的 我们在上次凶案现场看到他了 而且... Excuse me, sir? I think I know who did this. We saw this guy at the last crime scene,
而且你也知道 连环杀手有时候会 and, and you know how serial killers sometimes
回到犯罪现场 return to the scene of the crime?
我跟踪他去了他家 等他离开后... Well, I followed this guy to his house, and when he left again,
我取了他的指纹 做了血液样本分析 I collected some fingerprints and did a blood-sample analysis.
我确定他就是凶手 I'm pretty sure he's your man.
你怎么知道? 你是通灵师? How do you know? Are you psychic?
听着，孩子，不要把我的时间浪费在你的采血指纹之类的鬼把戏上 Look, kid, don't waste my time with your blood-sampling fingerprinty hocus-pocus!
我必须现在就抓到这个新的凶手! 这是我欠那边那个受害者的! I have to find this new killer now! I owe it to that victim over there!
我知道她最近几集没出现过 I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes,
但该死的 她也不该这么倒霉! but DAMNIT she deserved better than this!
走啦 Murph 我们再去找Eric Cartman问问 Come on, Murph, we've gotta talk to Eric Cartman again!
为什么没人听我说?! Why won't anybody listen to me?!
(他们不是针对你的 Kyle) (Don't take it personally, Kyle)
谁说不是针对我 Cartman是个白痴哎! I AM taking it personally because Cartman is a retard!
就因为他撞过头 Just because he hit his head
昏迷过 并不代表他就...等等 有了! and went into a coma doesn't mean he's a - Wait,
如果我要让大家听我的 我就得像Cartman一样蠢! that's it. If I want people to listen to me, I just have to be as stupid as Cartman.
哥们儿 我真觉得这不是个好主意 Dude, I really don't think that's a good idea!
肯定还有别的办法的 There has to be another way!
一定要送我去同一家的医院! Be sure to take me to the same hospital!
别 Kyle 别飞得离太阳太近 Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun,
不然翅膀会着火 你会掉进海里的 or it'll burn your wings, an - and you'll crash into the ocean.
Butters 去你妈的 Butters, Goddamnit.
好了 我们开始吧 All right, here we go.
从哥白尼时代起 人类就开始梦想飞翔 Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight.
在这历史性的日子 我们想起...噢去他的! On this historic day we rerme - aw screw it!
叫救护车吧 Call an ambulance.
多名谋杀Hillary Neals的疑犯今日被捕 Multiple arrests were made today for the murder of Hillary Neals.
凌晨四点 警方突袭了南方公园6号汽车旅馆 Police raided the South Park Motel 6 at 4 a. m.,
七名通灵警探在此住宿 where seven psychic detectives were staying.
我们干了什么了?
后退! 别逼我! 别逼我!
这些通灵警探的凶残罪行 The psychic detectives' horrible crime was found
是由通灵警探Eric Cartman发现的 out by psychic detective Eric Cartman,
他是目前唯一没有入狱的通灵师 真是惊人的巧合啊 who is now the only psychic not behind bars. What an amazing coincidence.
酷 Cool.
哦 Kyle来了 进来 Kyle Ah, Kyle is at the door. Come in, Kyle!
你是谁? Who are you?
你...把我的杰作都归功给了别人 You, you give everyone else credit for my work,
因为你没有发现我的伟大 because you fail to see my greatness.
是哦 那不错 ...'K. Sweet.
因为你 没人知道我行为的深意 Because of you, nobody knows the extent of my deeds.
是嘛 太好了 稍等一下 Oh yeah. Awesome. Hold on, just a second.
妈 这有个盲流 快把他赶走 Mom, there's some homeless guy here. Make him go away.
嘿...嘿 这是怎么回事? Hey. Hey, what's goin' on?
你显然是我的杰作的忠实拥护者 You are obviously a big fan of my work.
我...我都不认识你 老兄! I don't even know you dude!
我就是那个连环杀手 But I am the serial killer! The one whose rightful
可我应有的历史地位却被你剥夺了! place in history you have smirched!
哦 耶稣啊! Oh Jesus.
现在 你将有幸成为我第19个受害者 And now you will have a place of honor, as my nineteenth victim.
不 不 你不想杀我的! 求你了! 你要什么我都给! No! No, you don't wanna kill me. Please, I'll give you anything you want!
在你死前 我要让你看看我的做过的事 Before you die, let me show you the things that I've done,
这样你就知道我有多变态了 so you will understand the breadth of my transformation!
这是我在美国大峡谷 This... is me at the grand canyon.
看到没? 这是我在拉什莫尔山 Do you see? This is me at Mount Rushmore
看到没? Do you see?
呵呵 Heheh.
你看见没?! Do you see?
是 是 我看见了! Yes yes, I see!
这是我在圣安东尼奥的阿拉莫 Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio.
这是在一家礼品店门口 看见没? This was just outside of the gift shop. Do you see?
AAAAAAAH!
该死! 真TM该死! 他们刚刚又发现一具尸体 Damnit! Damnit all to hell! They just found another body!
这已经是第5个模仿杀手了 That means a fifth copycat killer is on the loose!
我的通灵师在哪里? Where's my psychic?!
抱歉警官 通灵师的妈说她儿子 已经出去好几个钟头没回来了 Sorry, Sarge, the psychic's mom says her son hasn't been home for a couple of hours.
警官! Kels医生刚从医院打电话来 Sir! Dr. Kels just called from the hospital! He
他说又有个男孩从昏迷中苏醒了 says another little boy just awoke from a coma,
他也看到了通灵影像 and is having psychic visions!
咱们走! Let's go!
就是这个年轻人 他已经昏迷了超过16小时了 This is the young man here. He was in a coma for over sixteen hours.
医生 能把他的脸罩拿开么? 我们想跟他聊几句 Doctor, could you remove his face warmer? We'd like to speak with him.
当然可以 护士? Of course. Nurse?
小伙子 医生说你看到了最新杀手的影像? Young man, the doctor said you've had some. .. visions about our newest murder?
我看到...一个男的 戴着一个棒球帽 I see... a man... with a baseball cap.
他正在行凶...哦 一切都在我眼前闪现了! He's killing now... Oh! I'm seeing it all flash before my eyes!
那男的名叫Michael Deets The guy's name is Michael Deets,
他住在Castillo街621号 他通常晚上7点到11点间在家 and he lives at 621 Castillo Street. He's usually there between seven and eleven p.m.
你怎么想? Mitch What do you think, Mitch?
我不知道 谁知道他是不是真的通灵师? I don't know. How do we know this kid is really psychic?
我是说 他毕竟不是Eric Cartman I mean, this boy is certainly no Eric Cartman.
好了 我们去查下那个Deets All right, we'll check this Deets guy out. But
试试咱从没用过的那个方法... let's use that one thing that we never use.
长官? ...Sir?
你知道 就是那个R开头的词 我们从没用过的 是啥来着? You know, what's that one thing that starts with an R that we never use?
克制(Restraint)? ...Restraint?
对对 克制 我们去查查这个家伙 Yeah yeah, restraint. We'll check this guy out,
不过我们要稍微克制一下自己 but let's use some restraint.
看啊! 看看我做过的这些事! 这是我在黄石国家公园 Look! Look at the things I've done! Here I am at Yellowstone National Park!
看到没? 这是我去夏延参加拓荒者嘉年华 Do you see?! Here are pictures of my trip to Cheyenne for Frontier Days.
看到没?! Do you see?!
哦上帝! 我无聊死了! 谁来救救我! Oh my God! I'm so bored! Somebody help me!
晚上好 先生 我们是公园郡的警探 Good evening, sir. We're Park County detectives.
不知我们能不能到您屋里看看 We were just wondering if we could take a quick look around your house,
您贵姓? Misterrr...
God(上帝) God.
God先生 这用不了多少时间 但很可能给案子提供线索 Well Mr. God, it won't take but a second; it might help us with an investigation.
(嘿! 来这边啊!) (Hey! Come over here!)
我发现你喜欢把照片上女人的眼睛剪下来 I see you like cutting the eyes out of photos of women.
我儿子也很喜欢这样 My son is a big fan of that too.
警官! 快来看! Sarge! In here!
天呐 那男孩说的没错 逮捕那家伙! Jesus H... That boy was right! Arrest that guy!
噢 等等 等下 我看错了 Whoawhoawaitwaitheywait wait yo! Oh wait a minute, no ah, I'm wrong.
长官? Sir?
这人不是凶手 连环杀手砍掉的是受害者的左手 This isn't the guy. The serial killer always cuts off the victims' left hands.
可那些不是左手 Well those aren't left hands.
左手的拇指是朝左的 See, on your left hand, the thumb faces to the left.
那些都是右手 Those are all right hands.
哦!
不 这不是咱们要找的人 Nope, this isn't our man.
抱歉 God先生 看来我们耽误了您的时间 We're sorry, Mr. God. It appears we've wasted your time.
(嘿! 放我出去!) (Hey! Get me out of here!)
哈 真巧哈 这家伙墙上挂着一堆手 Heh, pretty amazing coincidence that guy had a bunch of hands on his wall.
难怪那孩子以为他是凶手 Heh, no wonder that boy thought he was a killer.
是啊...会不会太巧了 Yeah... Amazing coincidence...
呃 长官? Heh- sir?
大概是警察的直觉吧 我总觉那里有什么不对劲 Call it police intuition, but sonethin' in there just didn't feel right.
等等 Wait a minute.
警官? Sarge...
是什么? What is it?
我也不确定 我得去做些测试 I'm not sure. I'm gonna have to run some tests.
Murphy 你记不记得我是要干嘛来着? Murphy, do you remember what I was supposed to be doing?
哦 呃...哦 好像是关于手的 长官? 为了抓那个连环杀手? Oh. Uhhh... Oh. Something about hands, sir? Uh for the serial killer?
哦对! 手 没错 Oh right! The hands! Right!
哦 我的天 Murphy! Oh my God. Murphy!
你一定不会相信这个 You're not gonna believe this.
看完了 没别的照片儿了 That's it, no more pictures.
你死期到了 Time to die.
别 求你了! 抱歉我把你的荣誉给了别人 No, please! I'm sorry I gave other people credit for your killings.
我... Ahah, it was,
也不该污蔑其他通灵师 害他们被捕 it was very wrong for me to lie about the other psychics and get them arrested.
你的手将和其他人的放在一起 Your hand will be one with the others.
求你放我走吧! 我会告诉所有人我不是真的通灵师! Please just let me go! Ah I'm gonna tell everyone I'm not really psychic!
我吸取教训了! 求你了 我可不想... I've learned my lesson! Please, I don't wanna-
我可不想用我的通灵波扫射你! I don't wanna have to use my psychic mind missile on you!
不许动 凶手! Hold it right there, killer!
你们来得正是时候 You got here just in time.
他要杀我 因为 He was gonna kill me because he was insanely
他疯狂地嫉妒我惊人的通灵能力 jealous of my incredible psychic ability.
小伙子 你干得太棒了 Well young man, you did an amazing thing. Not only
你的通灵影像不仅帮我们抓到了凶手 did your psychic visions help us catch the killer,
还让很多无辜的人都出了狱 but a lot of innocent people are out of jail.
是啊 非常感谢你 Kyle Yes, thank you very much, Kyle.
是啊 谢谢了 Yes, thanks.
你的通灵术比Eric强多了 You're certainly a better psychic then Eric.
不 你们还不明白么? Cartman从没有过通灵影像 No, don't you see? Cartman never had psychic visions.
这些人也没有 And neither do these people.
说白了就是没人是通灵师 The plain simple truth is that nobody is psychic.
你们所听到过的任何通灵故事 都有合乎逻辑的解释 There's a logical explanation for every psychic story you've ever heard.
你觉得是这样么? Do you think that's true?
肯定没错 这孩子是通灵师嘛 It must be true. The kid is psychic.
不过我看这也无关紧要啦 因为最终 But I don't suppose it really matters much. Because in the end,
让我抓住真凶的 the way I caught the killer was with.
还是实用的老式破案方法 走吧 Murphy .. good old-fashioned police work. Come on, Murphy.
好了小子 现在来了结一下我们的恩怨吧 Well young man, I guess that just leaves one score to settle.
你们伤不了我 You can't hurt me.
那就来最后的决战吧! Then let this be our final battle!
哦 别闹了! Just stop it!
别 闹 了!!! Stoopp iitt!...
这有合理解释的 There's a logical explanation for that.
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