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南方公园 第8季 第12集 娇惯蠢婊子摄像套装 iTunes版本调教：Tears 双语合成 Lv&daisy
快点 Wendy 我们快要错过了 Come on, Wendy, we'er gonna miss it.
错过什么啊? We're gonna miss what?
Paris Hilton要来商场了 Paris Hilton is making an appearance at the mall.
Paris Hilton是谁? Who's Paris Hilton?
"Paris Hilton是谁?" "Who's Paris Hilton?"
你不知道吗? You don't know?
大家好! 今天"猜猜服装公司" Hello, everyone! The Guess Clothing Company...
有幸请来了新的代言人 ...is pleased to have as its new spokesperson model...
时下年轻女孩学习的典范... ...a woman all you young ones can look up to...
Paris Hilton小姐 Ms. Paris Hilton.
哇 真的是她耶! Wow, that's really her!
Paris 看这边! Paris! Over here!
我不明白 她是干嘛的? I don't get it. What does she do?
她超有钱的! She's super-rich!
...可她是干嘛的呢? ...but what does she do?
她绝对又任性又势利! She's totally spoiled and savvy.
她是干嘛的?! What does she do?
她是个婊子 She's a whore.
嘿 大家好 抱歉 我有点累了 Hey everyone. Sorry if I'm a little spent.
我昨晚和很多不同的男人 在派对上玩疯了 I did a whole lot of partying last night with a LOT of different guys.
不管怎样 我很高兴来到南荒公园 Anyway, I'm pleased to be here in Douth Dark...
宣布我的新店开张 ...to announce the opening of my brand new store!
女生们可以在这里买到 A store where girls can buy...
所有用来模仿我的东西! ...everything they need to be just like me!
娇惯蠢婊子! Stupid Spoiled Whore!
玩的开心点 女生们 记得去派对狂欢时 别给任何人好脸色看 Have fun, girls. And remember to party, and be super-lame to everybody.
再见! Bye!
快给我! 老娘TMD要喝酒! Give me that! Fucking Christ I need a drink!
我的狗狗呢? Where's my dog?
哇 瞧这些东西超赞的耶! Wow, look at all this great stuff.
娇惯蠢婊子服装 Stupid Spoiled Whore clothes...
娇惯蠢婊子公仔 Stupid Spoiled Whore dolls...
嘿 快看! Hey, check it out:
新款Paris Hilton香水 ...the new Paris Hilton perfume...
"风骚" Skanque.
哦耶! 我们多买点! Oh yeah, let's get lots of that!
你们可别买这些东西 You guys, don't buy this stuff.
你们干嘛要学Paris Hilton? Why do you want to be like Paris Hilton?
不仅仅是Paris 小甜甜布兰妮 Christina Aguilera Tara Reid... It's not just Paris: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Tara Reid...
她们都是娇惯蠢婊子! ...they're all stupid spoiled whores!
可那种为金钱出卖色相的想法 是对我们女性的侮辱 But the idea that we'll be whorish for money is belittling to our gender!
Wendy 你搞搞清楚 Wendy, get a clue.
唯一比富有更重要就是成名了! The only thing more important than being rich is being famous!
你听起来真像个蠢淫娃 Bebe Wow, you really sound like a dumb slut, Bebe.
谢谢 Annie! Thanks, Annie!
老天 快让我离开 这个土了吧唧的小镇! God, get me out of this hick town!
真是一群乡巴佬! What a bunch of rednecks!
每个人都TM逊毙了 Everybody's so fucking lame.
除了你 我亲爱的Tinkerbell Except for you, my little Tinkerbell.
你最爱偶了 对吧? You love my vewy much, don't you?
你有多耐我啊? How much you wuv me?
我要把你打扮成小兔兔 I'm gonna dress you up like a bunny...
把你打扮成小公主! ...and then I'm gonna dress you up like a little princess.
你永远都是我的! You're mine forever!
这谁呀! 哦 嘿 KC Whatever! Oh, hey, KC.
哦 又在个傻B牛仔村开了间店 Oh, another stupid store opening at some lame cowboy town.
这地方TM蠢透了! 整个镇都是牛骚味儿 Oh, it's so fucking stupid, this whole town stinks like cows.
真想赶快离开这 恶心死了! I can't wait to get out of here! Grody!
店铺也都土的掉渣... They have the lamest stores, too...
我想着 这周末要去罗马逛逛 I'm gonna go to Rome for the weekend...
随便罗马或者东京 反正都没啥意思 I think. I dunno, Rome or Tokyo, either way it'll be totally boring.
蠢透了 Stupid.
我要喝个烂醉 I need to get wasted.
我都快14分钟没喝酒了 I haven't had a drink in like fourteen minutes.
为啥每个人都傻了吧唧的? Why is everybody so stupid anyway?
我把我的咪咪露给那些乡巴佬看 你真该瞧瞧他们的表情 I flashed all these hicks with my boobs; you should've seen the look on their faces!
傻B乡巴佬! Stupid redneck idiots!
噢 天呐 Oh dear...
又一只狗狗自杀了! Another dog killed itself!
嘿 Jessie 嘿 Kal 我能跟你们一起玩吗? Hey Jessie, hey Kal. Do you guys mind if I hang out with you?
其他女生的行为真的都很怪异 The other girls are acting really strange.
好啊 Wendy 我们正在想要做什么 Sure, Wendy. We were just trying to think of something to do.
哦 你们想去艺术博物馆看看吗? Oh, well, you wanna maybe go to the art museum?
不要 那听着就没劲 Nah, that sounds really dull.
嘿 有了! 不如我们录一张 和男生做爱的光盘! Hey, I know! Let's make a videotape of us having sex with boys!
啥?! What?
我刚买了"娇惯蠢婊子摄像套装"! I just got "the Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset"!
*娇惯蠢婊子 摄像套装...* ...Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset!
我们可以拍下视频 放到网上去 You can make videos that get out on the Internet!
耶! Yeah!
*娇惯蠢婊子 摄像套装* ...Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset!
*告诉全世界 你有多淫荡...* Show the whole world what a slut you are!
"娇惯蠢婊子摄像套装 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset...
配有摄像机...夜视滤镜 ...comes with video camera, night-vision filter...
玩具钱币 玩具电话 和16粒催情药丸 ...play money, losable cellphone, and sixteen hits of exstacy.
*娇惯蠢婊子 摄像套装* Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!
*让大家都看看 你的私处!* Let everyone see your coo-oo-ooch!
我在假装和朋友煲电话粥 I'm pretending to be calling my friends on...
让我男人饥渴的等着和我做爱 ...the cellphone while my man waits for more sex!
你真是个娇惯蠢婊子! You're a Stupid Spoiled Whore.
你去哪儿啊 Wendy? Where are you goin', Wendy?
好了 Hilton小姐 我们再帮你买只狗 All right, Ms. Hilton... we'll find you another dog.
不哭不哭 我现在送你回家 好吗? There there now, let's just get you back home, shall we?
等等! 停车! Wait! Wait, stop the car!
停车 你这头蠢驴! Stop the car, you fucking moron!
你看多可爱啊! Look at how cuuute.
我要那个 我要! I want that! I want that!
Lu lu lu 我有些苹果 Lu lu lu 你也有 Lu lu lu, I've got some apples, Lu lu lu, you've got some too.
可爱死了! It's adorable!
Lu lu lu 我们来做苹果酱 把衣服脱掉 lu lu lu! Lu lu lu, let's make some applesauce, take off our clothes and lu lu lu!
瞧瞧这小泡芙球球! Look at his Iwittle puff ball!
我会喂养你 照顾你 给你起名叫"Biggles先生" I'm gonna feed you, and take care of you, and call you Mr. Biggles!
我的名字是Butters My name's Butters.
司机 把Biggles先生带上车 我要给他弄套小熊衣服 Driver, put Mr. Biggles in the car. I want to find a bear costume for him.
他打扮成小熊一定超级可爱哇 Won't he be soo cute dressed up as a bear?
Paris 我想这是别人家的孩子 Paris, I believe this is somebody's child.
我就要嘛! I want it!
我觉得你不能... I don't think you can actually-
我要! 我就要!!! I WANT IT! WANT IT!...
好啦好啦 过来吧 小朋友 All right, all right, come on- Come on, young man.
我...我很抱歉 女士 Wa-I'm, Wa-I'm sorry, ma'am.
我愿意当你的男朋友 I'd like to be your boyfriend and all...
虽然你的鼻子有点大 ...even though you have kind of a big nose...
可我爸妈说过 "不要上陌生人的车" ...but my parents told me, "never get into a car with a stranger. "
那他们说了豪华轿车怎样吗? Well did they say anything about limosines?
"Butters 不要上陌生人的车... Butters, never get into a car with a stranger!
除非是豪华轿车" Unless it's a limosine.
哦 是耶 他们真的说过那没关系 Oh. Yeah, actually, they did say that'd be all right.
上车吧 Biggles先生 Get in the limo, Mr. Biggles!
我要给你订做一套小熊衣! We're gonna have a bear costume made for you!
现在请继续收看"叫对价"节目! And now, back to The Price is Right!
嗨 宝贝儿 Hi, sweetie.
怎么了? What's the matter.
爸 妈 当今社会的年轻女性所效仿的榜样 Mom, Dad... I'm growing concerned about the role...
让我越来越忧心了 ...models young women have in today's society.
哦?
淫荡和浅薄被疯狂追捧 It seems that lewdness and shallowness are being exalted...
而知性和修养却被弃如敝屣 ...while intellectualism is looked down upon.
天呐! ...Gosh.
我想年轻女性是被那些道德沦丧的 腐败公司的市场手段给害了 I think young women are being marketed to by corrupt, moral-less corporations.
嗯 咱很快就能把这问题解决的 宝贝儿 Well, we'll get right on fixing that, sweetie.
要不要看会儿"叫对价"? Wanna watch The Price is Right?
爸 商场新开了家店叫"娇惯蠢婊子" Dad, there's a new store at the mall called "Stupid Spoiled Whore"
我这就去那儿买条皮带! ...and I'm gonna go there and buy a thong!
什么?!我女儿可不准像婊子那样打扮! What? No daughter of mine is going to dress like a whore!
咱现在就去那家店 小姑娘! We're marching down to that store right now, young lady!
哦 我的天! 这地方... Oh my God! Well this place is-!
哦 我的天呐! Oh my God!
Polk太太 你竟然给你女儿买种东西?! Mrs. Polk, you're buying this stuff for your daughter?
现在就流行这个 我可不想我女儿...变成唯一的土包子 It's what's in right now. I, I can't have my little girl be the only one not in a trend;
她会被排挤的 ...she'll be unpopular.
被排挤? 如果她不是个婊子?! Unpopular? If she's not a whore?
可她们是我们的亲闺女啊! But these are our girls!
我觉得这是她们的权利 我是说... I think it's empowering for them.
凭啥男人要是淫荡 那就叫"正常" I mean, sure, if a man wants to be a whore, it's "normal,"
但女人抱有同样想法 那就"大错特错" ...but if a woman wants to be one, it's "wrong. "
就是呀! 就是!
凭啥男人站着撒尿 就叫"正常" But, when a man pees standing up, it's "normal,"
而女人这样 就叫"怪异" ...but when a woman does it, it's "weeeird. "
对! 说得对! Yeah! Right!
- 对 凭啥男人为下体剃毛就没问题 - Yeah, like, when men shave their balls it's fine...
可女人这样做 就是"怪异" ...but when a woman does it she's "straaange. "
- 对! 说得对! - 这不公平! - Yeah! Right! - It isn't fair!
从现在开始 南方公园的所有女人 都要变成淫娃荡妇了 All the girls in South Park are gonna be total sluts...
所以你还是快点习惯吧 ...from now on, so you can just get used to it.
是啊 那个钱包我喜欢 买给我好吗? Yeah. Will you buy me that purse I want over there?
我什么都愿意做 因为我是个婊子 I'll do anything, 'cause I'm a whore.
喔 行啊 一个钱包我买得起 Oh, uh uh sure I, I can buy a purse.
爸! Dad!
不 Wendy 我想她们是对的 Nope. Wendy, I think they're right.
你瞧 你该相信女性有权享有正当权益 You see, you have to believe in the rights of women.
她们已经被双重标准压迫得够久了 For too long they've had to live a double standard.
对啊 Oh yeah.
很抱歉我之前这么沙文主义 Wendy I'm sorry I've been so chauvinistic, Wendy.
从现在起 你想在这店里买什么都行 From now on you can have whatever you want from this store...
我会帮你成为最蠢最娇惯的婊子! I'll help make you the stupidest, most spoiled whore of them all!
好耶! Yeahah! Hooray!
Butters 能不能告诉我们 你为什么穿的像个小熊? Butters, will you mind telling us why you're dressed up like a bear?
哦 嗯 Oh, well...
算是我女朋友把我打扮成这样的 ...uh, my sort-of-girlfriend dressed me up like this.
你女朋友? Your girlfriend?
你在这里啊 Biggles先生!我还以为把你弄丢了呢! There you are, Mr. Biggles! Aw I thought I'd lost you!
答应我你永远不会离开我! Promise you'll never leave me.
Butters 你在跟Paris Hilton拍拖? Butters? You're dating Paris Hilton?
你被禁足了 先生! You are grounded, mister!
对不起嘛 I'm sorry.
亲爱的 Paris Hilton是不是很有钱啊? Uh, sweetheart, isn't Paris Hilton worth a lot of money?
Chris 她年纪比Butters大两倍多呐! Chris, she's more than twice Butters' age!
对 她的身价也比他多30亿倍还不止 Yes, and more than three billion times his net worth.
每个人都喜欢那个女生 亲爱的 我们也要对她友善一点 Everybody adores that girl, darling. We should be nice to her too...
尤其是她还爱上了我们的儿子! ...especially if she's in love with our son!
呃 Paris 你想和我们一起喝点可可吗? Uhm, Paris, would you like to have some cocoa with us?
加点酒才行 With schnapps and Scotch.
Paris 你来自显赫的Hilton家族对吧 So, Paris, I understand you're from the prestigious Hilton family.
你家酒店很赞哦! Very nice hotels.
我要离开这 这地方蠢透了 I've gotta get outta here. This place is stupid.
我这是在哪? Where am I?
哦 我要Biggles先生跟我走 Oh, I wanna take Mr. Biggles with me.
跟你去哪? With you where?
和我永永远远在一起 傻B To live with me forever and ever, you dumb broad.
多少钱? How much?
多少钱? Butters的价钱? How much? For Butters?
Butters是我们的儿子 不卖的 Butters is our son. He's not for sale.
我给你们2亿美金买它 I'll give you 200 million dollars for it.
你说啥?! Escuse me?
我说 我给你们2亿美金买它! I said I'll give you 200 million dollars for it!
我现在就给你们支票 买下Biggles先生 I'll write you a check for Mr. Biggles right now.
Chris 她说真的吗? Chris, is she serious?
呃 Butters 不如你带Paris上楼 去你的房间呆一会儿吧 Aj, Butters, why don't you take Paris up to your room for a little while...
爸爸和妈妈有话要说 Mommy and Daddy have to talk.
爸爸妈妈 我爱你们 求你们别把我卖给Paris Hilton Mom, Dad, I I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton.
Butters 快点! Butters, right now!
我们不是真的要考虑这个吧? We aren't honestly considering this?
亲爱的 Paris是亿万富豪 她能给Butters所需要的一切 Darling, Paris is a billionaire. She can give Butters everything he wants.
是好爹妈都会考虑的 We'd be terrible parents NOT to consider it.
可他是咱的亲儿子啊! But he's our son!
我知道 亲爱的 可你瞧... I know, darling, but look...
我们 得为其他家人考虑 ...we have to think about the rest of the family.
其他...你是说我们俩吗? The rest of the f- You do mean us?
没错 我们俩 其他的家人 Yes, us, the rest of the family.
我们该做什么呢 Biggles先生? 我喝高了 What should we do, Mr. Biggles? I drank too much.
噢 天呐 我烂醉如泥了! Oh my God, I'm so wasted!
这房间在旋转 The room's all spinny.
我...我要晕了 I'm... Totally passing out.
嘿 Bebe! Hey Bebe!
听说你今晚要开个派对 I heard you were having a party tonight.
你不会感兴趣的 Wendy You wouldn't be interested, Wendy.
我的父母出镇去了 所以这是个娇惯蠢婊子派对 My parents are out of town, so it's a Stupid Spoiled Whore party.
我是个娇惯蠢婊子啊 I'm a stupid spoiled whore.
是哦 拜托Wendy 你跟个学生会主席似的 Right. Please, Wendy, you're like Class President and stuff!
对 你的成绩都是A! Yeah, and you get straight A's in school!
你一点都不娇惯 因为你爹妈 把钱都捐给慈善机构了 You're not even spoiled, because your parents give money to charity!
你不会喜欢这个派对的 Wendy You don't want to go to this party, Wendy!
我们会邀请所有的男生 然后一起玩"转瓶子" We're inviting all the boys, and we're gonna play Spin the Bottle...
接着玩"2分钟衣橱亲密" ...and Two Minutes In The Closet, and do ketamine.
还要嗑"克他命" (一种高效麻醉剂 过量服用会产生幻觉) Oh, please, do you even know what ketsmine is?
知道 Yes.
瞧 你就是聪明过头了 See? You are too smart.
就是 我们都不知道"克他命"是啥 Yeah. We have no idea what ketamine is.
抱歉 Wendy 你根本就不是婊子 自己消失吧! Sorry Wendy. You're just not a whore. Get lost!
就是! Yeah.
嘿 我们开始邀请男生们来派对吧 Hey, we'd better start invitng boys to the party.
喔 瞧啊 Clyde过来了 Oooo look, here comes Clyde.
我家今晚有派对 Clyde Party at my house tonight, Clyde.
算你一个 You're invited.
嗯 我就喜欢这一型! Mmm, I'd like a piece of that!
我想上他! I wanna do him.
哦耶 Kyle来了 Oh, yeah. Here comes Kyle.
嗯 说句话啊 犹太男孩 Mmm, talk to me, kosher boy.
我想摸他的小棒棒 I'd like to swivel his pixie stick.
今晚来我家派对哦 Kyle Party at my house tonight, Kyle.
Tweek和Jason 要"三人行"再好不过了 Tweek and Jason - That'd be a great three-way.
对 也叫上他们 Yeah, they're invited too.
Jason的弟弟很大 你们有得享受了 Jason has a huge bulge. You're gonna get it, boys.
这不就是我说的那个么 Now here's what I'm talking about.
来点口味重的! A little midngith blue!
耶 我想给他的棒棒打蜡! Yeah, I'd like to wax his crankshaft!
今晚七点来Bebe家哦! Be at Bebe's house, tonight, at seven!
看 Kevin来了 Look, here comes Kevin.
嘿 Kevin 来我家派对哦 Hey Kevin, party at my house.
我想舔他的蛋蛋! I'd like to gargle his marbles.
耶! Yeah...
你说的哦 ...you said it.
到时见 Kev See you there, Kev.
"瞧 那是Cartman 我们当然也该请他来派对" "Dude, there's Cartman. We should invite him to the party for sure. "
操你 Millie! Fuck you Millie...
操你 Annie! ...fuck you Annie...
操你 Bebe! ...fuck you Bebe...
操你 路人甲! ...fuck you whatever your name is...
操你 婊子! ...and fuck you, bitch!
啊 我不会...这是我见过最恶心东东了 Huh. Didn't I... Whoa, that's the darnedest thing I ever saw.
Hilton小姐? Hilton小姐 Ms. Hilton? Uh, Ms. Hilton.
我在哪儿啊? Where am I?
这房间真是又小又中产阶级! This room's all middle-class and small!
Hilton小姐 我们考虑了一整晚 Ms. Hilton, we've talked it over all night and...
尽管你出的价钱很诱人 ...while your offer is enticing...
我们还是不能为了2亿把儿子买你 I'm afraid we just can't sell you our son for 200 million dollars.
你得出2亿5千万 现金预付 It'll have to be 250 million, cash, up front.
哦 我的妈呀! Oh hamburgers!
耶 Biggles先生 你永远都是我的了! Yay Mr. Biggles, you're mine forever!
求你们了! 我不想和她一起住! Please! Ah I don't want to live with her!
她鼾声大 鼻子也大 She snores real bad, and she has a huge nose...
内裤里还黏糊糊的! ...and a squishy thing that lives in her pants!
求你们了 别把我卖给她! Please! Please don't sell me to her!
好了 Butters 我跟你说 All right, Butters, tell you what:
如果你自己能筹到2亿5千万 就能留下来 ...if you can raise the 250 million dollars yourself, you can stay.
我 我上哪儿找那么多钱啊? Uh, well huh, how am I supposed to make that kind of money?
去"工作"啊 年轻人! It's called "working" young man!
你爷爷当了50年的矿工 一声也没抱怨过! Your grandfather was a coal miner for fifty years; he never complained!
出去开始挖煤! Get out there and start digging!
遵命 先生! Y- Yes sir!
我...得去挖煤了 I- I gotta... Mine some coal...
要赶快... ...really fast!
这够他忙活一阵了 我们正好完成交接 That should keep him busy for a while while we get this transaction finished.
Hilton小姐 我们应该怎么开始呢? Now, Ms. Hilton, how should we start?
好了 2分钟到了 可以出来了Clyde Bab Okay, that's two minutes. You can come out, Clyde, Bab.
他怎么样 Bab? How was he, Bab?
我们可享受啦 对吗 Clyde? We had a great time, didn't we Clyde?
哦嘿 咋样啦? 我来参加派对了 Oh, hey, What's goin' on? I'm uh, here for the party.
是吗? 谁邀请你了? Yeah? Who invited you?
哦嗯 Kelly Kelly邀请我的 Oh uh uh Kelly. Kelly invited me.
哪个Kelly? Kelly who?
Kelly Rutherford Menskin.
Kelly Rutherford Menskin?
干嘛? Yeah?
- 你邀请他了吗? - 才没有! - Did you invite him? - No!
哦 等等 不是她 Oh wait wait wait, aah it wasn't her.
我搞错了 That's right, I forgot...
是...Kelly Pinkerton Tinfurter ...it was uh... Kelly Pinkerton Tinfurter.
Kelly Pinkerton Tinfurter?
干嘛? What?
噢 挨千刀的! Oh Goddamnit!
哦 你好 Wendy Oh, hello Wendy.
你还好吧? Are you all right?
不好 我需要帮助 No, I need help.
我的帮助? From from me?
事实上 我是想见你的男朋友 Actually, I was hoping to see your boyfriend.
哦没问题 请进吧 Slave先生就在那 Well sure, come on in. Mr. Slave is right over here.
噢 耶稣 耶稣啊! Oh Jezuth, Jezuth Christh!
Slave先生 Mr. Slave...
班上的小Wendy想见你 ...little Wendy from class wants to see you.
哦嗨 Wendy Oh, hi Wendy.
要我教你数学作业吗? You need a little help with your math homework?
不 我想变成像你一样的肮脏婊子 No, I need help becoming a dirty whore like you.
哦天呐 Slave先生 我想你最好和Wendy谈谈 Oh dear. Mr. Slave, I think you and Wendy better have a little talk.
我去弄点可可 I'll make some cocoa.
Slave先生 你是我认识的 最淫荡最下流最低贱的婊子了 Mr. Slave, you're the most perverted, lewd, depraved slut I know.
谢谢你 宝贝儿 Thank you sweetie.
你能尽快教我你的秘诀吗? Can you teach me your secret fast?
亲爱的 我不是后天努力变成婊子的 Honey, I didn't work to become a whore, I was born a whore.
我是天生的 自我记事起就是这个样子 I've been one... Ever since I can remember.
我从很小的时候起 就喜欢... Ever since I was a little boy I seemed to enjoy...
跟别人不一样的 ...different things.
妈咪 我好像发烧了 Mommy, I think I have a fever.
你能帮我量体温吗? Can you take my temperature?
耶稣啊 Jezuth Christh.
随着年龄增长 我觉得一个男孩已经不够劲了 As I got older, I felt that one boy was never enough.
嘿 那个臭玻璃小子来了 Hey, there's that queer kid.
教训他! Let's tackle him!
- 嘿 没错 教训那个臭玻璃! 耶! - 要你好看 死玻璃! - Hey yeah, tackle the queer kid! - We'll show you, queer!
耶稣啊! Jezuth Christh!
所以你瞧 我不能把你变成婊子 Wendy So you see, I can't make you into a whore, Wendy.
可是你为什么想做个婊子呢? But why would you want to be one anyway?
因为其他女孩都是! Because all the other girls are.
她们正在开一个盛大的性爱派对 可我却被拒之门外 They're having a huge sex party right now and I'm not invited.
一个什么? 看在上帝的份上 在哪里? A what? For God's sake, where?
工作了18个小时 得到了什么? You work eighteen hours and what do you get?
父母把你卖给Paris Hilton Parents sell ya to Paris Hilton.
你看啊 Look at that.
有只小熊在挖煤 A bear, mining for coal.
哦 真稀奇 Well. I never.
Butters 怎么样了? Well Butters, how'd it go?
你挖煤挖出2亿美元了吗? Did you dig up 200 million dollar's worth of coal?
呃 没 还没有 Well, no, not quite.
哦 那太糟了 Hilton小姐凑够了那么多钱 Well, too bad. Ms. Hilton did raise the money...
所以你得跟她走了 ...so you'll be going off with her.
真倒霉! Well ah, shucks!
再见 宝贝儿 我们爱你! Bye, sweetie, we love you!
笑一个 Biggles先生! Smile Mr. Biggles!
这次我要在意外发生之前 就帮我的新宠拍张照片 This time I have to get a picture of my new pet BEFORE anything happens.
什么意外啊? Before what happens?
我的宠物 MY PETS
Biggles先生! Mr. Biggles!
Biggles先生 快回来! Mr. Biggles, come back!
你们最好帮我找到他! You'd better help me find him!
不找到Biggles先生 就别想拿钱! No Mr. Biggles, no money!
这个惹事生非的儿子啊! Butters! Oh that troublemaking son of ours!
Butters 你再不回来就关你禁闭! Butters! Butters, you get back here or you are grounded, mister!
哦 耶稣啊! Oh Jezuth!
孩子们 孩子们! Kids, kids!
呕 便壶嘴儿! Ew, potty mouth!
把灯关上! Shut off the light.
哦 谢天谢地! Oh, thank God.
女孩们 你们到底在干什么啊? Girls, what on earth are you doing?
我们在当娇惯蠢婊子 We're being stupid spoiled whores.
救命! 让我躲一躲! H- Help! You've gotta hide me!
别告诉她我在这里! Uh don't tell her I'm in here!
你干什么了 Wendy? What did you do, Wendy? Go rat on us...
因为没被邀请就打小报告? ...because you're not invited to our Paris Hilton party?
好了 我觉得你们应该闹够了! Okay, I think this has all gone far enough!
听着 你们最不该学的人就是Paris Hilton! Now look, the last person you want to be like is Paris Hilton!
Biggles先生! Mr. Biggles!
Paris Hilton啥也不是! Paris Hilton is a nobody!
她也许算有钱 但她是个无脑无才的下等人 She may have money, but she's a thoughtless, talentless lowlife!
你TMD说谁是下等人? Who the fuck are you calling a lowlife?
哇 Paris Hilton来我的派对了!我真牛啊! Wow, Paris Hilton is at my party! I rule!
亲爱的 你能不能告诉这些孩子 当婊子不是什么好事? Hon, will you just tell these girls that being a whore isn't such a great thing.
有什么不好的? What isn't great about it?
除了派对 生活还有什么乐趣? What's more to life than partying?
听着女孩们 我经历过许多派对 知道么?我要告诉你们 生活还有很多其它乐趣 Look girls, I've partied a lot. Okay? And I'm telling you, there's more to life.
你连派对是啥都不知道呢 废物 You don't even know what partying is, loser.
宝贝说真的 别想激我 知道不? Sweetie, really, don't go there, okay?
噢 我也经历过 我经历过 还拍照留影 再飞回来呢! Oh I went there. I went there, took some pictures, and flew back already.
哇 真是个贱人! Wow, what a bitch.
宝贝听着 Sweetie, listen...
我知道在你空虚奢靡的生活中 有过那么几次所谓的"派对狂欢" I know you've done some partying in your private little rich life...
可我做过的事 你肯定听都不愿听 ...but you don't even wanna know the kind of stuff I've done.
我才是货真价实的婊子 而且我告诉你 这并不好 I'm the real whore, and I'm telling you, it isn't great.
哦是吗? 我倒要和你比比谁淫荡! Oh yeah? I challenge you to a whore-off!
- 淫荡比赛! - 淫荡比赛! - Whore-off! - Whore-off!
话筒测试? 大家好?好的 欢迎大家 Ahh testing? Hello? Okay uh, welcome everyone.
南方公园商会很高兴为大家带来...第一届 The South Park Chamber of Commerce is pleased to bring you the first annual...
"谁最淫荡"年度竞赛 "Who Is The Biggest Whore" showdown.
Slave先生还不知道 自己碰上了多么强劲的对手呐! Mr. Slave has no idea what he's in for.
Paris会把他打得落花流水 Paris is gonna rock his world.
呃 我...不太确定这...该怎么开始 不过 I'm... Not quite sure how we... start this competition off, but uh-
我来教你怎么开始 I'll show ya how we start it off.
Slave先生在干嘛? 他就在那干坐着 What is Mr. Slave doing? He he's just sitting there.
给他点时间 Wendy 给他点时间 Give him time, Wendy. Give him time.
加油啊 Slave先生! Come on, Mr. Slave.
我来者不拒 None of you losers are enough for me!
噢 她不是吧 Oh no she di'int.
耶稣啊 Jezuth.
这才叫婊子嘛! Now, that's a whore!
哇 我看Paris也不是那么厉害的 Wow, I guess Paris isn't such hot shit after all.
大伙 别为我鼓掌 我是个肮脏婊子啊 People, don't applaud me. I'm a dirty whore.
娇惯 愚蠢 淫荡都是不好的 记得吗? Being spoiled and stupid and whorish is supposed to be a bad thing, remember?
父母们 如果你们都不教孩子 Parents, if you don't teach your children that people...
像Paris Hilton这样的人应该鄙视 ...like Paris Hilton are supposed to be despised...
还有谁能教他们呢? ...where are they gonna learn it?
该由你们来... You have to be the-
耶稣啊 Jezuth Christh.
该由你们来确保 You have to be the ones to make sure...
你们的女儿没有学习坏榜样 ...your daughters aren't looking up to the wrong people.
这同性恋说的没错 从现在开始 Bebe 你要打扮得像个普通小女生 The homosexual is right. From now on, Bebe, you're going to dress like a little girl.
Wendy 很抱歉我们对你说了那些话 Wendy, we're sorry we called you names.
像是说你是不傻 也不娇 Like not-stupid and not-spoiled.
是啊 我也不是有意说你不是婊子的 Yeah, and I didn't mean to say you weren't a whore.
没关系 伙伴们 That's okay, you guys.
这 这样就完了?2亿美金泡汤了? So- So that's it? No 200 million dollars?
Butters 这回你高兴了! Well, Butters, I hope you're happy!
我是只坏熊 I'm a bad bear.
我是只又坏又老的熊 I'm a very bad old bear.
你被禁足了 老熊 You're grounded, old bear.
噢 我的天 这儿恶心死了! Oh my God, it's so gross!
放我出去! Let me out of here!
那是什么鬼东西? What the fuck is that?
Paris 你必须想办法出去 不然必死无疑 Paris, you must find the way out of this place or you'll surely die.
啥? What?
自己爬去找小肠那儿 Make your way to the small intestine.
在那你会见到麻雀王子 他会带你去找屁眼鱼 There you will meet the Sparrow Prince, who can guide you to Catatafish.
现在出发吧 Paris Hilton 赶紧的! Now go, Paris Hilton. Make haste!
*惊险刺激的旅程 正在前方等着你* A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
*快点爬 Paris Hilton 不然你很快就命丧屁眼* Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.
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