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*欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光* I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time
*到处都是友好的脸 淳朴的居民乐天知命* Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
*来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪* I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind
*大车小车随便停 人人喊着 "邻居你好!"* Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor
*到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然* I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind
*(你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!)* I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties
*快来南方公园 让你笑口常开* So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第8季 第10集 学前恩怨 iTunes版本调教：Tears 双语合成 Lv&daisy
对 那就是亚特兰蒂斯人 他们长着蹼... Yeah, and it was called Man from Atlantis, and he had like, webbed fingers...
Kyle Kenny! 我有话要跟你们说 马上! Kyle, Kenny! I have to talk to you right now!
好的 稍等一下... Okay, hang on a second I-
马上 该死的! RIGHT NOW, GODDAMNIT!
好啦 好啦! All right, all right!
伙计 你这是咋了? Dude, what is the matter with you?
Trent Boyett从少管所放出来了 Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall.
(什么?!) (WHAT?)
Trent Boyett? 幼儿园的那小孩? Trent Boyett? The kid from preschool?
没错 他刚被假释了 Yeah. He just got paroled.
噢 不是吧 不! Oh no! NO!
嘿 伙计们 出啥事儿了? Hey gaybots, what's goin' on?
Trent Boyett从少管所出来了 Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall.
真的? 不错嘛 啥时候... Really? That's cool. When did-?
你刚说什么? What did you say?
Trent Boyett?世上最凶最坏的孩子 Trent Boyett? Meanest, dirtiest, toughest kid in the world,
而且对我们 有深仇大恨的那个Trent Boyett? super-pissed off at US Trent Boyett?
没错 Yeah.
哦 我的耶稣上帝啊... Oh, Holy Jesus, God is...
我们到底该怎么办? What the hell are we gonna do?
是真的吗? Trent Boyett出来了? Hey, is it true? Trent Boyett is getting out?
是真的 It's true.
哦耶稣 哦老天 我要躲起来! Oh Jesus, Oh Christ in Heaven, I gotta hide!
呃 好怕怕 Uh, oh boy!
他一定会来找我们的 我们死定了 He's gonna come for us, you guys. We are dead men.
听着 也许他已经原谅我们了 毕竟那会儿我们才上幼儿园啊 Look, m-maybe he's forgiven us. I mean, we were only in preschool
伙计们 我们来扮消防员吧 Dude, let's play Fireman.
好呀好呀 我们来扮消防员 Totally, dude, let's play Fireman.
犹太人当不了消防员 Jews can't be firemen.
闭嘴 死胖子! Shut up, fatass!
不准说我胖 你个蠢犹太佬! Don't call me fat, you stupid Jew!
(不如我们来灭真的火吧?) (How about we put a real fire out?)
嘿 Kenny说得没错 Hey, Kenny's right. We should put out a real fire.
我们应该扑灭真的火
那我们就成英雄了! Then we'll be heroes!
可是怎么点火呢? But how do we start a fire?
Trent Boyett会点 他是幼儿园最坏的孩子! Trent Boyett will do it. He's the toughest, baddest kid in preschool!
说"再来一次"! Say Encore!
"再来一次!" Encore!
说"再来一次"! Say Encore!
"再来一次!" Encore!
你们这群笨蛋想干嘛? What do you shitheads want?!
你知道怎么点火吗? Do you know how to start a fire?
当然! 我烧过的东西多的是 Sure! I burn lots stuff.
点把火吧 我们来把它扑灭 Start one. Then we're gonna put it out.
我们是消防员! We're firemen!
你们这帮白痴知道怎么灭火吗? Do you fuckheads even know how to put out a fire?
知道知道 我们经常扮消防员玩的 Yeah yeah, we play Fireman all the time.
别担心 Trent Don't worry, Trent.
那好吧 All right, fine.
嘿 伙计们 你们最好当心点 Hey fellas, you'd better be careful.
闭嘴 Butters! 我们知道自己在干嘛! Shut up, Butters! We know what we're doing!
哦 那随便你们了 Oh, all right then.
哇 酷! Wow, cool!
代号7 消防员上场! Code 7! Bring in the firemen!
Woowoowoowoo, Clang clang clang clang clang!
来吧 消防员! 来灭火啊 Come on, firemen! Put out the fire!
我们是英雄! We're heroes!
我们拯救了学校! We saved the school.
嘿 快把火灭了! Put it out!
Trent Boyett 你干了些什么? Trent Boyett, what have you done now?!
他们说他们能把火扑灭的 They said they could put it out.
孩子们 退到后面去! Children, get back away, now!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
我烧着了! I'm buuurniiing!
灭火 灭火! Put it out, put it out!
快点! 我们得把她送去医院! Come on, hurry! We've gotta get her to the hospital!
伙计们 我们有大麻烦了! Dude, we are in so much trouble!
我妈妈非把我腿打断不可! My mon is gonna break my legs!
点火的不是我们 是Trent Boyett Hey, we didn't start the fire, Trent Boyett did.
没错! That's true.
孩子们 Trent告诉我们点火是你们的主意 You boys! Trent is trying to tell us the fire was YOUR idea.
不是! No!
不是我们 我们是好孩子 Not us. We're good kids.
告诉他们这是个意外 你们以为你们能扑灭的 Tell them it was an accident: you thought you could put it out.
Trent Boyett是个骗子 警官 Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.
我也这么觉得 行了 Trent I thought so. All right, that's it, Trent. You're
你得到少管所待上很长一段时间了! going to Juvenile Hall for a long time!
Butters 你看见的! 告诉他们怎么回事! Butters, you saw! Tell them what happened!
我无心害你 Trent 我不想牵扯进来 Ah, I'd do you in, Trent. Ah, I don't wanna get involved.
不然我爸妈会关我禁闭的 Or else my parents will ground me.
你最好祈祷我永远不会从少管所出来! You'd better pray I never get out of Juvenile Hall!
你们最好都祈祷! You'd better ALL pray!
伙计们 他从少管所出来的时候 一定会杀了我们的! Dude, when he gets out of Juvenile Hall, he's gonna wanna kill us!
管他呢 那是5年之后的事了 Whatever. That's like five years from now.
是啊 管他呢? Yeah, who cares?
赞耶 我们做到了! 我们做到了... All right, yeah, woohoo, we did it!
现在就是5年后了 Trent Boyett被放出来了 Now it's five years later. And Trent Boyett is being released.
哦 神啊 他会杀了我们的 我们得告诉咱爸妈! Oh Jesus, he's gonna kill us. We-we've gotta tell our parents!
我们不能告诉父母 伙计! 我们骗了所有人 We can't tell our parents, dude! We lied to everybody!
没有人知道是我们 Nobody knows we're responsible for Ms.
造成了Claridge女士的意外! Claridge's accident!
嘘 Claridge女士过来了 Sshhh, here comes Ms. Claridge now.
你好 Claridge女士 Hello, Ms. Claridge.
今天过的好吗 Claridge女士? Are you having a nice day, Ms. Claridge?
伙计们 我们TMD该怎么办?你们该不会忘了 You guys, what the fuck are we gonna do?! In case you've forgotten,
Trent Boyett 是我们认识的最坏的小孩吧 Trent Boyett is the meanest kid we ever knew.
他会把我们撕成碎片的! He's gonna tear us apart!
听着 都过去那么久了 也许Trent Boyett都忘了呢 Look, that was a long time ago. Maybe Trent Boyett has forgotten all about it.
你来这时带来的东西 现在都还给你 Everything that you had when you were first brought in here will now be returned.
一盒8支装蜡笔和卷笔刀 One Crayole eight-pack with crayon sharpener.
一把塑料圆头剪刀 One pair of plastic round-tipped scissors.
一个弹珠 蓝色 还有一把... One marble, blue. And one
刀刃上刻着"将叛徒斩尽杀绝" 的弹簧刀 黑色 switchblade knife with "Kill all betrayers" written on the blade, black.
Trent! 你要去哪儿? Trent! Where are you gonna go?
我有事要办 I gots business to take care of.
Hah!
Butters?
哦 嗨 爸爸 Hullo. Oh, uh hi Dad.
Butters 你怎么了? Butters, what is wrong with you?
我没事 先生 什么事都没有 Nothin' wrong, sir. Eh nothin' at all.
你窝在屋里好些天了 Butters You've been shut up in your room for days, Butters.
你该到外面去 去玩会儿 You need to go outside, go play.
呃...外面? 不去! Uh... outside? No way!
为什么? Why not?
没理由! N- no reason!
Butters 我们受够你这副死相了 Butters, we have had it with your moping around!
你现在就给我出去玩 You're gonna go outside and you're gonna play,
马上去! right now!
可爸爸 我只想呆在房... But Dad, I just wanna stay in my room-
Butters 去玩! Butters, play!
给我玩起来 小子! Start playing right now, young man!
Tru...Tr-Trent Boyett!
Tru... Tr-Trent Boyett! HAAA!
爸! 妈! 我...我玩够了! Dad! Mom! I'm don- I'm done playin' now!
让我进去啊 爸爸! AAAAAH! Let me in, Dad!
妈 爸 快开门啊! Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door!
他究竟是怎么了? What on earth is the matter with him?
别开门 亲爱的 Butters不能 在家里宅一辈子的 Just keep the door locked, honey. Butters can't be a house hermit his whole life.
天呐 他过来了! 噢老天 他会杀了我的! Oh my God, he's coming! Oh here oh my gosh he's gonna kill me!
我受不了他这样尖叫了 I just can't stand to hear him scream like that.
我上楼去了 I'm gonna go upstairs.
妈 爸 你们快开门啊! 快开... Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door right now! You've gotta open it-
哦嘿! Trent Boyett 天呐 我...我好久没见到你了 Oh hey! Trent Boyett Gosh I... haven't seen you in a whle.
5年了 已经过了漫长痛苦的5年了 Five years. It's been five long miserable years.
听着 Trent 我知道你对 Look, Trent, I know - I know you're awful sore about.
幼儿园发生的事...很怨恨 ...pre- muh- pr-preschool and all,
但是...都过去那么久了 我是说 那会儿我们还是孩子啊 but... well that was a long time ago. I mean, we were just kids.
啊...求你了 别伤害我 Trent 你要什么我都可以给你 Uhhh... p-lease don't hurt me, Trent. I- I'll give you anything you want.
你随便说! You name it!
你能把我的时间还给我吗? 啊? 你能吗? Can you give me back my time? Huh? Can you do that?
幼儿园 一年级 二年级? 你能给我吗? Kindergarten, first grade, second? Can you give me that?
呃 不 Trent 我不是时空旅行家 Well, no, Trent, I- I'm not like a time-traveler or nothin'.
那我给你点你给不了我的 5秒倒计时 I'm gonna give you something you didn't give me: a five-second head-start.
不 Trent 我不会逃的 我们可以谈谈... No, Trent, I I ain't gonna run. We can talk this through.
4秒! Four seconds!
Trent 你听我说 我很抱歉... Uh Trent, now, listen to me. I'm sorry for the color-
3秒! Three seconds!
哦 妈妈呀! Ohhh yamuckers!
谢谢你们来医院看Butters Thanks so much for coming to visit Butters in the hospital,
孩子们 这对他很重要 boys. It means a lot to him.
他是怎么了 医生? What happened to him, Doctor?
从检查结果看 你家孩子像是 From the test results, it would appear your child was tortured by a bully.
受了某个恶棍的折磨 He received a massive snuggie,
他的内裤被拉得很高 这差点痛死他 his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him.
他的前臂被扭起了两个乌青块 He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms,
大腿肌肉抽筋 还有二度奶头拧伤 a charlie horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty twister.
从他的头部伤势看 And from the damage to his head area,
他似乎还被狠狠弹了下脑门 it appears he was also given a swirly, a colossal one.
看上去他还受到了"指节压顶" 和一记"磨车骑" It also appears like he received a noogie, and, a Polish bike ride.
那是什么? What's that?
我们也不确定 我们只知道...那无法治愈 We aren't sure. We only know that... there is no cure.
我们当时让他进来就好了! If only we had let him in!
为什么明明听到他尖叫着求救 我们还不放他进来呢? Why didn't we let him inside the house when he was screaming for help?
好了 亲爱的 我们也不知道会这样 Now, honey, we were trying to read.
我们必须告诉他们这是谁干的 We've got to tell them who did this, you guys.
我们会和Butters一样惨的! We're gonna get it as bad as Butters!
再怎么惨也比不上我妈发现我 That's nothing compared to what my mom will do to me
撒了5年谎给我的修理! if she finds out I've been lying for five years!
你刚才是不是没听清楚 Kyle! 二度奶头拧伤哎! Maybe you didn't hear so good in there, Kyle! Second-degree titty-twister!
冷静 伙计们 我们没必要告诉父母 Calm down guys, we don't have to go tell our parents.
我们要做的是出去寻求保护 We just need to go out and get some protection.
避孕套TM能帮我们什么忙啊?! >_< How the hell are condoms gonna help us?!
不好意思哈 别在意 Sorry, heh. Never mind, heh.
我是说雇些比Trent更强悍 的人罩我们 I'm talking about hiring somebody bigger than Trent to protect us from him.
快走吧! Come on!
我要飞越这火墙 I'm gonna jump the wall of fire.
耶 我超赞的! Yeah, that was sweat!
嘿 看啊! Hey, look!
伙计们 我们不该来这儿的! Dude, we shouldn't be here!
冷静 伙计们 只有六年级生还有可能帮我们 Stay cool, guys. If anybody can protect us from Trent Boyett,
抵挡住Trent Boyett it's the sixth graders.
白痴四年级! Stupic little Fourthies!
你们几个四年级的 来我们地盘干嘛? What are you little Fourthies doin' in our hangout?!
我们来...求你们帮忙 We've come to... ask you for help.
帮忙? Help?...
我们需要你们的保护...对付个恶棍 We need you to protect us... from a bully.
是吗? 那我们有什么好处? Yeah? And what do we get for it?
12合一的胡椒博士汽水...只玩过三次的登梯射击游戏... A twelve-pack of Dr. Pepper, A Shoots & Ladders game used only three times,
哈利波特2的DVD... DVD of Harry Potter 2,
以及一张"买汉堡就送薯条"的 and a coupon for a free side of fries with a purchase
Red Robin快餐优惠券 of any deloxe hamburger at Red Robin.
这些都是你们的了 All this can be yours.
你们得拿出更像样的来 臭四年级! You're gonna have to do better than that, Fourthies!
那... Well...
那你们要什么? Well, what do you want?
你是Stan Marsh 对吗? You're Stan Marsh, right?
是啊 Yeah.
OOOOOoooOoOooo!
我们要一张你妈妈胸部的照片! We want a picture of your mom's boobs!
没错! Yeah. Awesome.
你妈妈有史以来最可爱的宝贝 Your mom has the sweetest bewbs ever.
没错! 我绝对想吸一口你妈的奶头 Yeah! I totally wanna suck your mom's tits.
靠 恶心! Dude, weak!
拿张你妈的裸照回来! Come back with a naked picture of your mom!
不干! NO!
那我们就不帮你们了! Then we aren't helpin' you!
等等! 我们干 Wait! We'll do it.
那还得是张漂亮的照片! It'd have to be a good picture, too!
回见了 四年级的! So long, Fourthies!
好吧 现在我们只要拿到Stan妈妈 的裸照就行了 真不错 Okay, so now we just need to get a picture of Stan's mom naked. Cool.
那个是幼儿园老师Claridge女士 That's the preschool teacher, Ms. Claridge.
这可怜的女人被严重烧伤之后 只能这样和人交流了: Poor woman suffered such horrible burns she can only communicate by.
响一声是"是" 两声是"不" .. beeping once for yes and twice for no.
你好啊 Claridge女士 今天天气不错吧? Oh hello, Ms. Claridge. Nice day, isn't it?
需要帮你过马路吗 Claridge女士? Need help across the street, Ms. Claridge?
哦 那好吧 Well all right then.
Claridge女士 你还好吧? Ms. Claridge, you all right?
需要帮忙可以跟我讲 Claridge女士 我明白的 You can talk to me, Ms. Claridge. I understand:
一声"是" 两声"不是" one beep for yes and two for no.
你不觉得你应该离开街道吗? Don't you think you should get out of the street?
你没必要这么冷淡 我只是想帮你 Look you, you don't have to be so cold. I'm just trying to help.
哦 对不起了! Oooo, sorry!
Kyle能出来玩吗? Can Kyle come out and play?
哦 Kyle现在不在家 亲爱的 Oh, Kyle isn't home right now, hon.
谢谢 女士 Thank you, ma'am.
你瞧 妈妈 学校里所有孩子都要带张 You see, Mom, all the kids at school were told to bring
妈妈胸部的照片去上解剖课 a picture of their moms' breasts for anatomy class.
我不知道 儿子 这听上去挺怪的 I don't know, son. That sounds awfully strange.
我不能让你拍我火辣的胸部 You cannot have a picture of my hot breasts.
可是妈妈 我老师会... But mom, my teacher will-
错错错 你应该这样 Nononono, you gotta go
"可是 妈~~ " "But Mo-o-o-om. "
可是 妈... But Mo-o-o-
可是 妈~~ "But Mo-o-o-om. "
这没戏了! This is hopeless!
你为啥不躲进你妈的衣橱 Why don't you just sneak in your mom's closet and
在她换衣服时偷拍呢? get a picture when she's changing clothes?
这太恶心了 伙计 我不会拍我妈的胸部的! That's sick, dude! I'm not taking a picture of my mom's boobs!
(我来拍) (I'll do it.)
不行 你也不准拍!我们只要找到个像胸部的东西 No, you're not doing it either! We just need to find something
然后拍下来就可以了 that looks like boobs to take a picture of.
还有啥东西是圆圆软软的呢? What else has big round squishy globes?
你们把...乳头画在我屁股瓣底部吧 Draw the um- You guys draw the nipples like on the bottom of my asscheecks.
不对 乳头应该在中间位置 你看? No, the nipples are more in the middle, see?
没错 但Stan的妈妈年纪大了 Yeah, but Stan's mom is old; that means her nipples.
她的乳头应该已经下垂了 ...sag more to the bottom now.
你咋知道的? How do you know?!
你们就不能信我么? 我是行家来的! Will you guys trust me? I know this stuff!
好吧 All right, fine.
哦等下! 我们忘了挂项链了 Oh wait! We forgot the necklace.
(是啊!) (Oh yeah!)
但愿能这样混过去 God I hope this works.
打扰了! Escuse me!
你们又想干嘛? Whattaya want now?!
我...我们搞定了 We, we got it.
你弄到了你妈胸部的照片? You got a picture of your mom's bewbs?
不是吧! No way!
嘿 等一下! Hey, hold on a second!
这是我见过的最火辣的奶子了! These are like the hottest tits I've evern seen!
Whoa!
瞧瞧啊! Check them out!
给我看! Give me that!
哇! 我就知道她胸部超赞的! Whoa! I knew she had a hot rack!
- 是啊! - 可不是吗! Yeah. Sure does. Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
真是太火辣了 Oh yeah, those are so hot.
Oooohhh
好了 那现在你们答应帮我们 对付Trent Boyett了? Okay, so now you'll help us take care of Trent Boyett?
哦 行啊 我们会让这个Trent Boyett知道 他找你们麻烦 Oh all right, we'll let this Trent Boyett know that if he messes with you,
就是找我们麻烦! he's messin' with us!
太好了! All right!
伙计们 我们得救了! 我们再也不用担惊受怕了! You guys, we're free! We haven't a care in the world!
(太好了!) (All right!)
我要拿这照片到树丛里单独待上3分钟 I need three minutes alone with the picture behind the bushes.
你出来之后我也要去树丛 I get to take the picture behind the bushes after you.
我要先去树丛! I'm takin' it to the bushes first!
兄弟们 咱以后也会像他们那样吗? Dude, are we gonna be like that someday?
不会吧 Naw.
哥们儿 我超想看看Trent Boyett 看到 Man, I would have loved to seen to seen the look on Trent
六年级生出现时的表情的! Boyett's face when all the sixth graders showed up!
没错 Trent没找我们麻烦是他走运 Yeah. Trent's just lucky he didn't mess with us.
我会要打得他屁滚尿流 I woulda kicked his ass.
嘿 看啊 Claridge女士在干嘛? Hey, look. What is Ms. Claridge doing?
Claridge女士? Ms. Claridge?
她不愿跟任何人说话 孩子们 有人说...她已经放弃希望了 She won't talk to anybody, boys. Some say... she's just given up hope.
伙计们 知道咱该干嘛吗? 咱该去... Hey guys, you know what we should do? We should go get a-
Hwuh?!
耶稣啊 我这辈子都没见过这么多 乌青块和拧伤的乳头呢! Jesus Christ, I've never seen so many Indian sunburns and titty twisters in my life!
快在那发红的肚子上敷上冷毛巾! Get a cold towel on that pink belly!
医生 这又有个被"指节压顶"的 Doctor, we have another snuggie here
放那儿吧! Over there!
又一个被插伤耳朵的? Another wet willie?
到目前是最严重的 Worst one yet.
就这些 It's all
给这可怜的孩子打点吗啡 Give the poor kid some morphine.
伙计 怎么回事? Dude, what happened?
我们...告诉他别来找你们麻烦...我们告诉他...你们雇了我们 We... told him not to mess with you guys. .. We told him... you paid us.
噢神啊 你把这告诉他了? Oh, Jesus. You told him that?!
孩子们 你们得让他们好好休息 有个恶劣的孩子刚给了他一个 "德克萨斯辣椒碗" Boys, you have to let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl
那是什么? What's that?
涉及辣椒酱 电话 还有肛门 It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.
我不知道是哪个孩子 竟会对别人做出这种事 I don't know what kind of kid would do this to other people;
我只知道 我绝对不想把那孩子惹毛 I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.
我们死定了 Trent知道是我们 找来六年级生对付他的 We're dead. Trent knows we send the sixth-graders after him.
他会让我们都尝尝"德克萨斯辣椒碗"的 He's gonna give us all Texas chili bowls.
我们得离开 离这个镇越远越好! We've gotta move away. We've gotta get as far away from this town as possible!
不 不 我们是需要寻求更好的帮助 No, no, we've just gotta find better help.
找谁? 我们不能找大人帮忙 没有比六年级生更强悍的帮手了 From who? We can't ask adults for help and there's nobody tougher than sixth graders.
还有...一个人 There is... one person.
Shelley?
闭嘴 蠢货! 我看电视呢 Shut up, turd! I'm watching television!
Shelley 你是我姐姐 对吧? 而家人 Shelley, you're my sister, right? And families.
应该相互帮助 ...depend on each other.
我叫你闭嘴 不然我灭了你 蠢货! I said shut up, or I will destroy you, tur-r-rd!
Shelley
有个人要杀我 但我不能找爸妈帮忙 Somebody is going to kill me, and I can't go to Mom or Dad for help,
所以 你算是我唯一的...希望了 so, you're kind of the only person I have... left.
别哭了 蠢货!谁要杀你? STOP CRYING, TURD! Now, who's gonna kill you?
Trent Boyett 他刚从少管所放出来 Trent Boyett. He just got released from Juvenile Hall.
他是因为烧伤Claridge女士 被关进去的 He was sent there for burning Ms.
但事实上...那是我们的错 Claridge, but actually, it was our fault.
你们还真够蠢的 Oh, you are such stupid turds.
那会儿我们才4岁啊 We were only four years old at the time, uh. We du-we didn't
我们没想到这事会阴魂不散 think about the past coming back to haunt us then.
我们也没想到现在他要杀我们! We didn't think and now he's gonna kill us!
冷静点 蠢货!那少管所出来的别想杀你 Calm down, turd! No Juvenile Hall turd is going to kill you.
那是我的特权 That's my job.
那么你会帮我们了? So you're gonna help us?
是的 但我要有所回报 Yes, but I'm gonna want something in return.
你妈的胸部的照片? A picture of your mom's boobs?
闭嘴 笨蛋!你们得去向Claridge坦白一切! SHUT UP, TURD! You're going to admit to Ms. Claridge what you did!
承认那件事是我们的错? Admit it was our fault?
你们逃避不了过去的 蠢货 道歉并作出补偿 You can't run from your past, turds. Apologize and make amends.
然后我就 帮你们对付那个Trent蠢货 Then I'll protect you from this Trent turd.
Claridge女士 镇上的人真的很担心你 Ms. Claridge, the people in town are really worried about you.
听着 如果你有什么问题 应该说出来才是呀 Look, if you're having some kind of problem, you have to be able to talk to people.
就告诉我们一点: 你相信我们都是为你好 Just tell us this: do you trust that we want what's best for you,
是或否? yes or no?
好吧 算了! 不过总有一天 你要学会对别人敞开心扉的! All right, fine! But someday you're gonna have to learn to let people in!
贱人! Bitch.
嗨 Claridge女士 呃 我们有话跟你说 Hi, Ms. Claridge. Uh, we have s-someting to tell you.
是这样的 Claridge女士 我们小时候干了很多荒唐事 The thing is, Ms. Claridge, we did a lot of stupid things when we were kids.
很多让我们后悔莫及的荒唐事 A lot of stupid things that we regret.
(我们也是时候偿还了) (And it's time for us to come clean.)
你瞧 Claridge女士 我们小的时候...经常会用我们的鸡鸡玩游戏 See, Ms. Claridge, when we were little, we used to play with our weiners a lot,
其中一个游戏叫"消防员" and one game we played was "Fireman. "
我找你们很久了! I've been lookin' for you!
这一刻我等了五年了 Firve years I've been waitin' for this day.
AAAAAAAAH!
Trent 听着 我们认识到错误了! Trent, look: We've realized our mistake!
是的 我们良心发现了 Yes, our conscious got the best of us and, and
我们正打算告诉所有人真相 we were just about to tell everyone the truth.
你们有5年时间可以这么做 You had five years to do that. And while I wasted
当我在监狱里虚度光阴的时候 away my time in prison you've been enjoying nice,
你们却在尽情享受正常生活 normal lives!
我们过得一点不好 Trent 我向你保证! Our lives have not been enjoyable, Trent! I promise you!
不用骗我! 我听说过你们干的事! Don't tell me that! I heard about the things you've done!
我可没有过神奇的圣诞历险 也没有见过会说话的便便! But there WERE no magical Christmas adventures or talking poo for me!
我也没像你们 跟芭芭拉史翠姗 的机械怪兽打过架! I didn't get to fight a huge mechanized Barbra Streisand like you did!
我也没有到阿富汗意外旅行过! No accidental trips to Afghanistan for Trent Boyett!
别靠近我们 Trent! Stay away from us, Trent!
这是我妈妈的泰瑟枪 我从她钱包里拿的 It's my mom's taser. I took it from her purse.
快退后 小子! Just back off, man!
听着 就接受惩罚吧 你们该承受的 Look, just take your punishment! You deserve it! Let
让我得到我的补偿 这件事就了结了 me have my retribution and it can be over with.
我可不想乳头拧伤! 我讨厌那样! I am NOT going to have a titty twister! I hate titty twisters!
你都不知道怎么用这枪! You don't even know how to use that!
Wow!
Trent 你就是不肯放过 你的幼儿园老师 是吗? So, Trent, you just had to finish off your old preschool teacher, eh?
不! 是他们干的! No! They did it!
Trent Boyett是个骗子 警官 Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.
Claridge女士 这是Trent Boyett干的吗? Ms. Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you.
是的 是的 把他带走! Yes yes. Take him away!
不! 你们听我说! Naw! You've gotta listen to me!
伙计们 等他出来的时候会气疯的! Dude, when he gets out he's gonna be really mad!
管他呢 那也得5年之后了 Whatever, that's like five years from now.
是啊 爱咋咋地? Yeah, who cares?
Yeah, woohoo
我们做到了! We did it!
再见了 Trent! 过得愉快哈! So long, Trent! Have a nice time!
Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa!
Hahahahahaaahaaa!
嘿 等一下! Hey, hold on a second!
Uh oh.
胸部啊! Bewbs!
天哪 Omigod!
胸部! Boobs!
我要拿这进树丛里去! I'm taking them to the bushes!
我要先去树丛! I'm taking them to the bushes first!
Hah! Hey!
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