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*欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光* I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time
*到处都是友好的脸 淳朴的居民乐天知命* Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
*来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪* I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind
*大车小车随便停 人人喊着 "邻居你好!"* Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor
*到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然* I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind
*(你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!)* I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties
*快来南方公园 让你笑口常开* So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第8季 第7集 Jefferson父子 iTunes版本调教：Tears 双语合成 Lv&daisy
嘿 看 伙计 Hey, check it out, dude.
有人买下了Donovan家的老房子 Somebody bought the Donovans' old house.
对 我想他们已经搬进去了 Yeah, I think they already moved in.
两天前我看到搬家卡车停在车道上 I saw moving vans in their driveway two days ago.
我希望他们不是澳大利亚人 镇上最不需要的就是他们了 I hope they're not Austrians. That's the last thing this town needs.
嘿 看呐! Hey look!
你们好! Hello.
嘿 你住这儿吗? Hey. Do you live here?
是啊 我刚和爸爸搬来这 Yeah, I just moved here with my dad.
你们会成为我的新朋友吗? Are you gonna be my new friends?
不 No.
我很喜欢你们这个镇 I really like your town.
我爸爸想搬到远离烦恼的地方 My dad wanted to move somewhere to get away from it all.
他说他需要平静和安宁 He said he wanted piece and quiet,
和啥也不懂的乡巴佬住一块儿 and to live with a bunch of hicks who don't know anything.
你戴的是什么? What's that you're wearing?
这是我的面具 我爸说最好把我的脸藏起来 It's my mask. My daddy says it's best for me to hide my face.
我叫Blanket My name's Blanket.
你叫Blanket 那好 Blanket 我是Howdy Doody Your name is Blanket. Right. Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody,
他们是我朋友Timsy Winky和Nod and these are my friends Timsy, Winky and Nod.
很遗憾我们要去游乐园 所以我们要走了 Unfortunately, we have to be off to the Land of Booger Trees, so we'll be leaving now.
等下 你们不想进来玩玩吗? Wait, don't you guys wanna come inside and play?
嘿 伙计 我们已经四年级了知道不? Huh look dude, we're in the fourth grade, okay?
知道啥意思么? 我们不跟小屁孩玩 You know what that means? It means we don't hang out with a little kid.
走吧 回咱的酷三轮上去 Come on, guys, let's get back to our Big Wheels.
我家里有街头游戏机哦 We have arcade games inside.
爸爸? Dad?
哇 伙计们 不可能 Whoa. Dude, no way.
哦 天啊 棒极了! Oh my God, this is awesome!
伙计 这些都是你的玩具? Dude, are these all your toys?
不 这些都是我爸爸的东西 No, this is all my dad's stuff. He loves toys and video games.
他很喜欢玩具和电玩游戏
伙计 他肯定富得流油 Dude, he must be loaded! What does he do?
他是做什么的?
他现在退休了 He's retired now.
哦老天 伙计 你爸一定是这世上最酷的老爸 Oh my God, dude! Your dad must be the coolest dad in the world!
来吧 我爸爸说不定在后院 Come on, my dad's probably out in the back yard.
哦 帅呆了!为啥我家不是这样呢? Oh, kick ass! Dude, why isn't my house like this?!
爸爸 你在外面吗? Dad, you out here?
我在这 Blanket! Here I am, Blanket!
Blanket! 哦 我可爱的Blanket! Blanket! Oh my beautiful blanket!
他的脸怎么了? What's wrong with his face?
镇定伙计 我想他可能是遭了火灾啥的 Be cool, dude. I, I think maybe he's a burn victim or something.
伙计们 这是我爸爸 Guys, this is my dad,
Michael Ja- Jefferson!
Michael...Jefferson 是的 Michael... Jefferson, yeh.
嘿 你们想和我一起玩吗? Hey, you wanna play with me?
来吧 一起爬树! Come on, let's climb the tree!
来吧 爬树 爬树! Come on, climb the tree, climb the tree!
*你们曾上过我的愿望树吗?* Have you been up my... Wishing Tree? Tuh!
*这是我的梦想乐园* It's where I come to think and dream.
*我想让你们看看我的愿望树!* And now I'd like to show you my ... Wishing Tree. Jam on!
*在这里我们可以尽情欢笑!* Where we can laugh and giggle and scream. Hee hee!
*想象力就是钥匙...* - 呃 Jefferson先生 你儿子爬不上来 Imagination is the key. Mr. Jefferson, your son can't get up.
*你们不想和我一起想像吗?* Won't you imagine along with me?
我们可以是宇航员 海盗 We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea Chuckajam on
*我们做什么都可以 什么都可以* Yes we can do everything, and I mean, everything! Chuckajam on
*在我的愿望树上* Up in my Wishing Tree! Hee hee! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
嘿 伙计们 伙计们!你们得跟我们去Jeffersons家玩! Hey you guys! You guys! You gotta come with us over to the Jeffersons!
Jeffersons家? The Jeffersons?
就是刚搬来南方公园的那家人 They're a new family that just moved to South Park!
我们见过那小孩Blanket了 他爸是世上最酷的老爸 We met this kid named Blanket, and he has the coolest dad in the world!
Jefferson先生说我们可以 邀请镇上所有孩子去他家玩 Mr. Jefferson said we can invite all the kids in town to go play over at their house.
他们有电玩游戏 小马车和棉花糖机 They have like, video games and rides and a cotton-candy machine
哦 猜猜他们家后院有什么? oh, and, and in their back yard, guess what they have in their back yard?
猜猜 火车! Guess. A train.
好啊 Craig Yeah way, Craig!
不信 那就别来啊! And if you don't believe in Mr. Jefferson, then you can just not come!
我相信有Jefferson先生 I believe in Mr. Jefferson.
看啊 我们坐在秋千上 我们在荡秋千! Weeeeeee, look at us on the swing! We're swinging!
谁想要第一个棉花糖? Who wants the first cotton candy?
我我我我我我我我... Memememememememememe...
我我我! 我第一个! 我第一! Mememe! I'm first! I'm first!
唔 我们去坐小火车吧! Ooooh, let's go ride the choo-choo train!
小火车 耶! Choo-choo train! Yay!
我们来坐小火车 小火车! Let's ride the train! The train!
*你想和我一起坐上小火车* Would you like to ride the train with me,
*开始神奇之旅吗?* and start a magical journey?
*是的 我愿意 Jefferson先生* Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson.
*你太棒了 Jefferson先生* You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson.
Cartman 你的嗓音真美 Cartman, you have a beautiful voice.
谢谢 Jefferson先生 你也是 Thank you Mr. Jefferson. So do you.
*让我们一起坐火车* Let's ride and ride on the train together
*一起坐...* ...Train together
*坐上开往我们心里的小火车* On a journey through both of our minds.
*我有时间 你呢?* ...I've got time. Do youuu?
伙计 你膝盖怎么了? Dude, what happened to your knee?
我摔倒了 I fell down.
Jefferson先生! Mr. Jefferson!
*小火车 充满了快乐和勇气* Choo-choo train, it's all fun and games.
*小火车...* Choo-choo train.
先生...该死! 来吧 我们得把这个弄干净 Mr.! Goddamnit. Here, come on. We need to clean that up.
好了 可能会有点痛哦 Alright, this is gonna sting for a second.
- 噢! - 我知道 我知道 忍忍 - Ow! - I know, I know. Be cool.
谢谢 感觉好多了 Thank you. That already feels better.
伙计 你有兄弟姐妹吗? So, dude, do you have any brothers or sisters?
我有同父异母的一个哥哥 和一个姐姐 I have a half-brother and a half-sister.
但他们现在和他们的妈妈住在一起 But they live with their mom now.
那你妈妈在哪? And where is your mom?
我没有妈妈 I don't have a mom.
你一定有妈妈的 You must have a mom.
你是说她不住这还是死了吗? You mean she doesn't live here, or she's dead, or what?
不 我是个试管婴儿 No. I was made in a laboratory.
啥? What?
我爸爸想要个孩子 My daddy wanted to have a baby, so he put me in a test tube.
所以他把我放进了试管里 然后...
他们把我放进一个女人的肚子里 Then, they put me in a woman's tummy, and, when I was born
等我出生了 爸爸就把我带了回家
Daddy took me home.
那你从没见过你妈妈? So you never met your mom?
如果那也算的话
是的 那也算的 Yeah. Yeah, that counts.
哦伙计 那太棒了! Oh man, that was great!
你们知道Jefferson先生说啥吗? You guys know what Mr. Jefferson said?
他说我是他最好的朋友 He said I'm his best friend,
而且我愿意的话 可以随时去他家 and I can go over to his house whenever I want!
我想晚饭后就马上过来! I'm supposed to go right back over there after dinner tonight!
伙计们 我有点同情那小孩 You guys, I feel kinda bad for that kid.
你同情他? You feel bad for him?! He has everything a kid could want!
他有所有孩子想拥有的一切!
Jefferson先生貌似只是想做个孩子 Mr. Jefferson just seems like he wants to be a kid, not have one.
而不是养育一个孩子
噢 知道么 你又说得有理了! Oh, you know what?! This makes perfect sense!
一个后院有摩天轮的家伙 搬来南方公园 A guy moves into South Park with a FERRIS wheel in his back yard,
Kyle又有意见了! and KYLE has to see a problem with it!
Jefferson先生搬来是这镇上 长久以来发生的最棒的事
Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that's happened to this town in a long time,
如果你要坏事 上帝帮我 我会亲手把你废了! and if you miss this up, so help me GOD,
I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!
亲手把你废了 你他妈的! With my bare hands, Goddamn you!
他回来了 你整个下午去哪了? Well, there he is. Where have you been all afternoon.
我去新邻居Jeffersons家玩了 I was over at the new neighbors, the Jeffersons.
哦 他们人好吗? Oh, are they nice people?
是的 只有父子俩
Yeah. It's just a dad and his son.
我们今晚要请Broflovski和Stotch 两家人 Well, we're supposed to have the Broflovskis and the Stotches
过来吃晚饭 over for dinner tonight.
不如也邀请Jefferson先生吧 Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson too.
哦 Jefferson先生 你说你是从肯塔基州搬过来的? So, Mr. Jefferson, did I hear you say you moved here from Kentucky?
肯塔基州 对 Kentucky, yeh.
我听人说你们是从伊利诺斯州过来的 I heard people saying you all were from Illinois.
不 他们太无知了 那太无知了 No, theh, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.
你做什么工作的 Jefferson先生? What kind of work do you do, Mr. Jefferson?
我现在退休了 我以前是做医药品的 Oh I'm retired now, but, I was in... pharmaceuticals
我们的孩子真的很喜欢你 Well our boys have really taken a liking to you.
你好像很善于和他们相处 You seem to really have a way with them.
我的确和孩子们很合得来 I just id- identify so much with children.
他们单纯 美丽... Their innocence, their beauty.
我觉得上帝就在每个孩子的脸上 I think that God is in the face of every child.
是...哦 ...Yeeeah.
他们是很有趣 ...They are fun.
孩子们 你们还好吗? Boys, you okay out there?
很好 妈妈 Fine Mom.
哇 这些太棒了 Wow, these are great.
这叫什么来着? What are they called again?
这叫"电视晚餐" They're TV dinners.
你不打算把面纱拿掉吃东西吗? Don't you wanna take that veil off so you can eat?
不了 我 我不能那么做 Nah, I'm not supposed to.
爸爸说我必须把脸藏起来 Dad says I have to keep my face hidden.
这是怎么回事! What the hell is going on?!
你请Jefferson先生过来吃晚餐了? Are you having Mr. Jefferson over for dinner?!
不 是我爸妈请的 No, my parents are.
你们最好别打我朋友的主意! You guys better not be trying to Bogart my friend away!
啥啊? What?
他是我朋友 明白吗? He is MY friend, got it?!
我比你们这些混蛋先跟他做朋友 我… I was friends with him before you assholes were, and I hoowi-
Stan! Stan 我是认真的! Stan! Stan, I'm serisouslih!
你最好别在Jefferson先生面前说我坏话 You'd better not be talking bad about me in there to Mr. Jefferson!
嘿 今天科比·布莱恩特在老鹰郡 被起诉了(被控性骚扰) Hey, you know Kobe Bryant was up in Eagle today.
是啊 你怎么看呢 Jefferson先生? Oh yeah? What do you think, Mr. Jefferson?
你觉得科比是有罪还是清白的? Do you think Kobe's guilty or innocent?
我觉得他肯定要进监狱 I think he's definitely going to jail.
我就爱看自鸣得意的名流遭殃 I just love seeing smug celebrities get their comeuppance.
我想警察这样对待富有的黑人 是不对的 think it's wrong what the police do to wealthy black men.
哦 拜托 Jefferson先生 你不会是那种... Oh come on, Mr. Jefferson, you're not one of those who think
认为警察就因为嫉妒 而到处陷害富有黑人的人吧 that the police go around framing rich black people just because they're jealous..
没错! 因为他们心里充满贪婪 Yeah! Because their hearts are full of greed and
他们的灵魂里都是便便 they have... doodoo in their soul.
嘿 警官 看看这个 Hey Sergeant, take a look at this.
是什么? Whatcha got?
貌似有户新人家搬到了南方公园 Looks like a new family has just moved into South Park.
50岁的Jefferson先生 用现金买的房子 One Mr. Jefferson, age 50, bought a house there and paid cash.
他好像很有钱哦 He seems to have a lot of money.
有什么问题吗? So, what's the problem?
瞧 这里写着… Take a look. Says here...
他是黑人 He's black.
可不是嘛 有钱的黑人 By God, so he is. Black and rich.
是时候把Jefferson先生拉下马了 就象我们对科比所做的 Time to take this Mr. Jefferson down, just like we did Kobe.
行动了 伙计们 我们找到了又一个有钱的黑鬼 Let's go people! We've got another rich black guy.
我要羞辱他搞臭他 要陷害得完美无缺 I want him humiliated and dragged through the dirt, and I want it done by the books!
Kyle?
嘿 Stan 干嘛呢? Hey, Stan, whatcha doin'?
Jefferson先生 噢 Mr. Jefferson- Awww!
现在是凌晨1点30分哎! It's 1:30 in the morning!
*看啊 我是彼得潘* (通话中永远长不大的孩子) Look at me, I'm Peter Pan. T- shamon!
*我永远都是个小男孩 嘿!* I'm a little boy forever. Hey!
Jefferson先生 我明天还要上学! Mr. Jefferson, I have to go to school tomorrow!
噢 混蛋 我就知道! Oh, son of a bitch! I knew it!
你在干什么 Stan? 我来说吧! What the hell are you doing, Stan?!
I'll tell you what you're doing!
你想把我最好的朋友偷走 You're trying to steal MY best friend!
他自己冒出来的 He just showed up here.
记得吗 Jefferson先生?你说过我们才是最好的朋友 Remember, Mr. Jefferson? You said we were best friends.
老天爷啊! Jesus Christ!
伙计 看看我在我家后院捡到了谁 Dude, look who I found prowling around in my back yard.
嗨 Stan! Hi Stan.
他大半夜的一个人在外面 He was out all alone in the middle of the night.
Jefferson先生都不在家! Mr. Jefferson isn't even home.
我知道 他在这里 啥? I know. He's here. What?
唔 Kyle Blanket 耶!我们来开睡衣派对! Oh Kyle, Blanket, yay, it's a slumber party!
不 Jefferson先生 你得把你儿子带回家 No! Mr. Jefferson, you need to take your son home.
我们不能回家 我们的房子里有鬼 We can't go home. There's a ghost in our house.
我和Blanket吓坏了 Me and Blanket are scared.
爸爸说它想吃了我们 Dad says it wants to eat us.
请别把我们送回家 求你了 Please don't make us go back home.
我们害怕极了 害怕极了 Please! We're scared, we're scared!
我们好害怕哦! We're scared!
Hee hee!
好吧 我们都待在这里 不过现在就要睡觉 Okay, fine, we'll all stay here, but we're going to sleep now!
过来 Blanket Come on, Blanket.
*让我们做个好梦* Now let's all sleep and dream Heehee!
*梦里都是快乐和奇遇* of fun and adventurous things shamon!
*是时候说声晚安* It's time for us all to say goodnight
让一下
Jefferson先生 我希望和你永远一起 你太棒了 Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome.
我觉得你也很棒 Cartman I think you're awesome too, Cartman.
真的 Yeah?
真的? Yeah.
真的 Yeah?
真的? Yeah.
真的? Yeah?
Haaa!
怎么了 Stan 你做恶梦了? What's the matter, Stan? Did you have a bad dream?
对 超级可怕的梦 哦天呐 Yeah. A really bad dream. Oh Jesus!
Murphy 你进去了吗? Murphy, you inside?
我们进来了 长官 We're inside, sir.
Harris是对的 那家伙比我们加起来都有钱 Harris was right. This guy looks like he has more money than all of us put together.
狗娘养的黑鬼! Black sonofabitch!
我正在放入可卡因 I'm planting the cocaine now.
Johnson 你那儿怎么样? Johnson, what about you?
正在布置血迹 长官 Placing the blood spatter now, sir.
Frakes呢? Frakes?
放置被强奸女孩的阴毛 长官 Placing pubic hair from the raped girl now, sir.
好的 这个Jefferson出现时 All right, when this Jefferson guy shows up,
尽快逮捕他 注意别打他 arrest him fast and try not to beat him.
邻居可能会有偷拍摄象机 There could be neighbors with video cameras.
我们为什么要这么做 Harris? Why do we do it, Harris?
长官? Sir?
为什么我们国家的警察都喜欢... Why is it that us policement around the country have such a passion
陷害无辜富有的非裔美国人? for framing wealthy African-Americans with crimes they didn't commit?
为什么? 我从没想过为什么 我们就那么做了 Oh why? I guess I never thought about why, sir. We just do it.
我当警察25年了 Twenty-five years I've been on the force.
我见过各种邪恶的罪行 可始终... I've seen every kind of sick, depraved act known to humanity and still,
当我看见比我有钱的黑人走在街上... when I see a black man walk by who has more money than me, I...
我还是想吐个死去活来 want to vomit my gizzards right in the gutter.
可为什么呢?也许根本没理由 But why? Maybe there is no reason.
也许只因为那个大部分为水覆盖的 蓝色星球(地球)的存在 Maybe there's just a big blue ball out there that's mostly covered
我们只是跟着转罢了 with water and we're just goin' along for the ride.
Stan 该起床上学了 Stan, time to get up for school.
Stan? 搞什... Stan? What the-?
Jefferson先生? Mr. Jefferson?!
哦 哦 我们开了睡衣派对 Oh oh, we were just having a slumber party.
Jefferson先生 这太不合适了! Mr. Jefferson, this is highly inappropriate!
不合适? 不 你太无知了 Inappropriate? No, you're being ignorant.
他们都是我的朋友 They're my friends.
我没有童年 所以我自己也还是个孩子 You see, I I didn't have a childhood, so I'm really just a child myself.
没事的 我给你们每个人一百块 Here, everything's okay. I want you each to have a hundred dollars.
哇 我要去买 我一直想要的新款运动服 Wow, I'm gonna go buy that new sport coat I've been wanting.
走吧 Blanket 我们要回去喂动物了 Come on, Blanket. We have to go home and feed the animals.
再见 朋友们 Bye, friends.
孩子们 我不想你们再去Jefferson家了 Boys, I do not want you going over to Mr. Jefferson's anymore.
明白吗? Do you understand?
不用你多说 妈妈 那家伙是变态 You don't have to tell us twice, Mom. That guy's a freak!
不再去找Jefferson先生? Not go to Mr. Jefferson's anymore?
别怪我骂人 Marsh夫人 Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!
不过滚你妈的臭鸭蛋吧!
快点 Blanket! Come on, Blanket!
嘿 Harris Harris Harris! Harris! Hey Harris Harris Harris! Harris!
什么什么什么? What what what?
是Jefferson 他回来了! It's Jefferson! He's back!
好了 伙计们 让我们欢迎黑鬼回家 All right, people. Let's give Blacky a nice welcome home.
哇 等下 那家伙不是黑人! Whoa, wait a minute! That guy isn't black!
偶地神 他儿子也不是黑人! 哦老天! Holy God, his son isn't black either! Oh Jesus!
我是Yeats 停止行动!重复 停止行动 嫌犯不是黑人 This is Yeats! Stand down! I repeat, stand down! Suspect is not black!
你个杂种 你说他是非裔美国人的! You son of a bitch, you told my this guy was African-American!
档案上说他是啊 It says right here on the final sheet he is!
你看他像黑人吗? Does that look like a black guy to you?!
档案上是那么写的 It said on the final sheet!
挨千刀的瞎扯淡! Jesus Christ Monkeyballs!
我们差点把一个不是黑人的 无辜者送进监狱 噢! We could have made an innocent man go to jail who wasn't black! Oh!
天啊 Harris 我们成什么人了?我们应该 Jesus, Harris. What are we becoming? We're supposed to...
保护人们 我们怎么迷失了? protect the people. Where have we lost our way?
长官 即使看起来不像 他也可能是黑人 Sir, it's possible that he is black, even though he doesn't look it.
去死吧你!我绝不再陷害无辜的人! To hell with you! I'm never gonna frame an innocent man again!
除非我确定他是黑人! Unless I KNOW he's black for sure!
那些大人都想抓我们 All the adults are trying to get us.
去你的房间 Blanket 把面具带上 Get up to your room, Blanket, and put your mask on!
我们不能再出去了! We can't go outside anymore!
那可怜的孩子! That poor kid.
拜托 伙计 我们不该去那 Dude, come on. We're not supposed to go over there.
嗨 伙计们! Hi guys!
嘿 Blanket Hey Blanket.
呃 我们要去帮爸爸砍柴 你要一起去吗? Uh, look, we're goin' over to help my dad chop wood. You... wanna come with?
真的? 你说真的吗? Really? You mean it?
噢耶! 我的朋友们来了 进来玩啊 伙计们! Oh yay, my friends are here! Come inside and play, guys!
其实 Jefferson先生...我们是想叫Blanket跟我们去砍柴 Ah, actually, Mr. Jefferson, we were seeing if Blanket wanted to chop wood with us
砍柴? 不 那太傻了! Chop wood? No, that's ignorant.
那是傻子干的 Blanket要和我玩 That's poopie work. Blanket and me wanna play!
Blanket喜欢玩 对吧 Blanket? Blanket likes to play, don't you Blanket?
看啊 他能飞! Wee, look! He can fly!
老天爷啊 伙计们! Jesus Christ, dude!
Aaaaaah!
快住手 你这变态疯子! Stop, you fucking lunatic!
伙计们 我们得把那孩子救出来 Dude, we have got to get that kid away from him!
别哭 Blanket 嘘 别哭啊 No, Blanket, shhhh. Stop crying.
没事的 Blanket 看啊 It's okay, Blanket. Here, look.
好了 Blanket 嘘 Jeekabee durtah! Ow! There, Blanket, shhhh.
嘿 你瞧 你瞧 我抓住了你的鼻子哟 Hey, hey look, hey look. I got your nose.
瞧 Blanket 我抓住了你的鼻子哟 我抓住了你的鼻子 Blanket 看见吗? Look! Lookit, I got your nose. I got your nose, Blanket. See?
我抓住了你的鼻子 I got your nose.
Aaaaaaaa!
不 Blanket 别跑 No, Blanket, stop!
别犯傻了 你太傻了 It's ignorant. You're being ignorant!
Harrison 你怎么不打电话回家? 你知道我有多担心 Harrison, why haven't you called? You know how I worry.
我放弃了 Maggie 我要退出警队 I'm givin' up, Maggie. I'm quitting the force.
退出警队? 你? Quitting the force? You?
一切都不再有意义了 None of it makes sense anymore.
我甚至不知道我们做的对不对 I don't even know if what we're doing is right.
过去十三小时 我们在办一个案子 The last thirteen hours we've been working on a case,
想要把一个卑鄙的家伙关进监狱 trying to get a real scumbag off the streets.
当他快进门的时候 我发现他是个白人 And when he walked up to the door, I could have sworn he was white.
也许我再也分辨不出了 也许这无关紧要了 Maybe I can't tell the difference anymore. Maybe it doesn't matter.
好像每次我们陷害有钱的黑人 Because it seems like every time we frame a rich black guy,
没多久他就又逍遥法外了 就像O.J.辛普森 (其杀妻案轰动一时 最后无罪开释) he's back out on the streets in no time. It's just like OJ.
你知道警察花了多少力气陷害他吗? Do you know how hard those cops worked to frame him?
他们投入了多少时间啊! The tireless hours they put in?
然后他脱了身 就因为有人搞砸了 And then he just gets off because somebody messed up
就多说了几句"黑鬼" (证人被指种族歧视 损害了证据可信度) and said the N word out loud too many times.
我想我只是累了 我只是太累了 I guess I'm just tired. I'm jast damn tired.
不要再说这种话了 Harrison Yeats Not another word of that kind of talk, Harrison Yeats.
相信我 我当然希望你退出警队 Believe me I would love nothin' more than to have you quit the force
我就不用再为你的安危提心吊胆 and no longer have to worry about whether or not you're comin' home.
但是我了解你 陷害无辜有钱的黑人是你的天性 But I know you. Framin' rich black men for crimes they didn't commit is in your blood.
只有把他们富足得意的笑容抹去... Wipin' that rich, smug smile off their faces is
才能让你喜上眉梢 the only thing that puts a smile on yours.
你是个好警察 Harrsion Yeats You're a good cop, Harrsion Yeats.
你不用怀疑 因为有我在这支持你 You don't have to question that. Because I'm here to tell you.
你是个好妻子 Maggie And you're a good wife, Maggie.
你比我更了解我自己 You know me better than I know myself.
你要去哪? Where're you goin'?
我想我还有事情要做 Think I've got a little more work to do.
Jefferson先生?我是你最好的朋友 Eric Cartman Mr. Jefferson? It's your best friend in the whole wide world, Eric Cartman.
Jefferson先生?我是来过夜的 记得吗? Mr. Jefferson? I came to sleep over tonight, remember?
不 Nelson医生 我要你马上飞过来 No, Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you, you have to fly out here right now!
我的鼻子又掉了! My nose came off again!
我知道你住在加州 我会付你机票钱 I know you live in California; I'll pay for your plane ticket!
可我身体快散架了! But I'm falling apart!
我需要更多的药膏和注射 I need some more of that cream and the injections!
我想要恢复年轻! I have to look young again!
哦 我在融化! Oh, I'm melting!
好了 谢谢帮忙 伙计 All right. Thanks a lot for helping us, dude.
好吧 随便啦 Yeah, sure, whatever.
你冒充一下Blanket 直到我们 You just gotta pretend you're Blanket
把他转移到安全的地方 until we can get the real Blanket somewhere safe.
我装Blanket不会个头太大吗? Aren't I too big to be Blanket?
我看Jefferson先生还没关心 他儿子到发现这一点 I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays enough attention to his son to notice.
走吧! Come on!
Blanket 你在里面吗? Blanket, you in here?
嗨 伙计们! Hi guys!
嘘 Blanket 我们带你离开一会 好吗? Shh, Blanket, we're gonna take you away for a little while, okay?
真的?哦 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢! You are? Oh thank you thank you thank you!
好了 伙计 上他的床 All right dude, get in his bed.
好吧 你们欠我一次人情 All right, but you guys owe me for this.
伙计 随便啦 至少你还帮了点忙 Dude, whatever. At least you finally get to do something.
圣巴巴拉市警察局 我是Snetzl Santa Barbara Police Department, this is Snetzl.
你好 我是科罗拉多南方公园 警察局的Yeats警官 Hello, this is Sergeant Yeats over at the Park County Police Department in Colorado.
警官 我能帮你做什么? Yes, sergeant. What can I do for you?
我们想要陷害刚搬来镇上的家伙 Well, we've been trying to frame this guy who just moved into our town
记录上说他是从你们那搬来的 and the fil-o-fax says he moved from yoru area.
一个叫Martin Jefferson的人? One Martin Jefferson?
嗯...我们这没有叫Jefferson的 有钱非裔美国人 Hm. No, we never had a any rich African-Americans named Jefferson here.
要是有的话 我们自己早就陷害他了 If we had, we would have framed him ourselves.
说起来 他看着并不那么像黑人 Well, he doesn't really look that black.
是的 我们这没... Yeah, I don't uh...
等一下 Hold on a second.
是有一个我们几次想陷害的家伙 There was oine we framed a couple of times,
但那黑杂种太有钱了 but the black bastard was so rich he made bail
在开庭前付了保释金就失踪了 and disappeared before the trial.
你说他失踪了? You say he disappeared?
你们陷害他什么罪名? What did you frame him for?
我们发现一些孩子在他那里过夜 We uhhh found some kids that had stayed over at his place,
我们叫孩子们撒了谎 捏造了猥亵儿童的指控 and we asked them to lie and make up some false molestation charges.
猥亵罪 不错 Molestation, nice.
是啊 我们很努力 花了好几年呢 Yeah, it was a lot of work. Took years,
但是我们最终逮捕了他 but we were finally able to arrest him.
然后我们伪造了一些证据...给他的鸡鸡拍了一些尴尬的照片 Then we planted some evidence, took embarassing photos of his penis,
最后把他关进墙上有屎的肮脏监狱 and threw him in a dirty prison cell with doodie feces on the walls.
你真该看看他那坐立不安的小样! You should have seen him squirm!
你们真TMD厉害 警官 太棒了 That's damn fine police work, sergeant. Damn fine.
是的 可问题是这家伙长得也不像黑人 Heh yeah, but the point is this guy didn't really look black either.
我们不得不乘他睡觉时 溜进去取了DNA来确认 We had to sneak in while he was asleep and get a DNA sample to be sure.
偶滴上帝天神! 一定是同一个人 Jesus Christ Monkeyballs! It must be the same guy!
Jefferson先生 你在吗? Mr. Jefferson, hello?
快 Blanket 我们得在你爸发现之前离开 Come on, Blanket! We gotta go before your dad sees us.
你们和我的Blanket在干嘛? What are you doing with my Blanket?
来啊 Blanket 和我一起玩 Come on, Blanket, play with me.
Jeechabee durtah! Hee!
啊 快跑啊! HAAAAA! Go go RUUN!
HAAAAA!
Wuchatennah! Jamonah! Heehee!
噢天啊!出啥事了伙计们? Oh Jesus! What the hell is going on, you guys?
我的Blanket! 一起玩啊 Blanket My Blanket! Let's play, Blanket!
不不不 等一下 我不是Blanket Nonono wait, I'm not Blanket!
嘿 他能飞 他能飞 Wee, he can fly! He can fly!
啊! 住手! Aaaah! Aaaah, stop!
哦我的天 他杀了Kenny! Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
你这畜生! You bastard!
Blanket?Blanket 过来玩! Blanket? Blanket! Come play!
不!快跑! Nooo! Come on!
快 Blanket 快跑! Run Blanket Run!
起来 Blanket! Hang on, Blanket!
Heehee!
别动 Jefferson 游戏结束了! Freeze, Jefferson! The gig is up!
你因为猥亵儿童被捕! You are wanted for child mo-les-tation!
不! 我受够你们这样骚扰 Jefferson先生了 No! I am sick and tired of people harassing Mr. Jefferson!
Jefferson先生搬来后 我听到的都是...彻头彻尾的谎言 All I've been hearing since Mr. Jefferson moved here are sick lies!
说啥他猥亵儿童 他是个坏父亲...他整过形 That he molests children, that he's a bad father, that he has plastic surgery!
真是太无知了 It's ignorant.
没错 也许Jefferson先生是有点特别 Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson's a little different.
但那是因为他小时候得不停的工作 But that's because he had to work all the time when he was young
因此没享受过童年 and missed out on his childhood.
想拥有孩子般的天真美好有什么错? What's wrong with wanting to have the innocence and beauty of a child.
好吧 就算所有对Jefferson先生的诋毁 都是谎言好了 All right, let's just say all the bad things said about Mr. Jefferson are lies!
就算警察们是在到处 Let's say the police department does just go around spending their time
陷害无辜好了 framing people for crimes they didn't commit!
就算那些全是谎言 Let's say it's all made up,
而Jefferson先生是个好人 and Mr. Jefferson is just a nice guy
他只想当个小孩 因为他没有过童年 who's trying to be a child because he never got to have a childhood.
那都没错 可是他现在有孩子了! Well that's fine, except for that he HAS children now!
当你有了孩子 你就得成熟起来! And when people have children, they have to grow up!
你是对的 我太执着于我的童年 You're right. I've been so obsessed with my childhood
以至忘记了他的 that I've forgotten about his.
我以为有好吃好玩的就够了 但是... I thought having lots of rides and toys was enough, but...
Blanket需要的不是玩伴 Blanket doesn't need a playmate.
他需要的是父亲 和正常的生活 He needs a father, and a normal life. Chickuckoo gainuh.
Blanket 我想把我所有的钱捐出去 Blanket, I wanna give away all my money.
我想找份正常的工作 I I wanna get a normal job and...
然后试着让你在正常的环境中长大 take a shot at raising you in a normal setting.
大家看 我是个正常的小男孩 Look everybody! I'm a normal little boy.
如果你打算把钱全捐出来... Well, if you're gonna give away all your money, then,
我想我们可以撤消所有指控 I guess we can drop all those charges.
没理由再多送个贫穷的黑人进监狱 No point in putting another poor black man in jail.
太好了! 事情可以解决了 All right! Things just might work out!
事情总是能解决的 Things can always work out,
只要我们知道我们有力量改变 as long as we know we have the power to change.
*我们都有力量去改变 只要我们在心中寻觅* We all have the power to change if we search inside our hearts
*让我们昨日的伤痕开始愈合* And we start to heal the wounds of all our yesterdays
*你知道那很困难* And you know it might be hard,
*但你必须开始* but all you've got to do is start,
*你就能改变罪恶的猥亵之路* And you can change all of your evil molesting ways.
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