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*欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光 到处都是友好的脸* I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time
*淳朴的居民乐天知命* Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
*来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪* I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind
*大车小车随便停 人人喊着 "邻居你好!"* Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor
*到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然* I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind
*(你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!)* I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties
*快来南方公园 让你笑口常开* So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第8季 第6集 未来居民 iTunes版本调教：Tears 双语合成 Lv&daisy
有事吗? Yes?
你好 夫人 我们是这镇上的铲雪小分队 Hel-lo ma'am. We're going around town and offering snow-shoveling service.
想要我们替你 把车道和人行道都铲干净吗? Would you like your driveway and sidewalk shoveled
只收您八千块哦 for eight thousand dollars?
喔 我很乐意请你们铲雪小分队 Oh well, I certainly could use some little snow-shovelers,
可八千块有点坑人哦 but eight thousand dollars seems a little steep.
十块咋样? How about ten dollars?
呜 夫人啊 松松你拽着我蛋蛋的手吧! Ooo, ouch, ma'am, please, let go of that tight grip you have on my balls!
十块钱! 夫人 我的蛋蛋都快被你抓爆了! Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!
那十五块怎么样? How about fifteen dollars?
成交! 好了 伙计们 咱们开始干活! It's a deal! All right, guys, let's get to work!
对啊 实在太赞了 Yeah, it's so totally awesome.
Craig看到时 直接就拉裤子上了 嗯 好啊 Craig crapped his pants when he saw it. Yeah, sweet.
你那边有啥好玩的呀? 噢 那挺酷啊 So what's goin' on over there? Yeah, that's pretty cool.
不可能!他不是吧! 噢 好家伙 太弱了 No way! He did not! Aw dude, that is so weak.
咋了? What?
从我们开始干活 你TM就一直在打电话! You've been on your fucking phone since we started!
老兄 我在休息 Dude, I'm takin' a break.
休息个毛?! 你啥都没干呢! A break from what?! You haven't done anything!
Kyle 我要跟你说几遍才明白? Kyle, how many times do we have to go through this?
我是谈判代表 负责和客户讨价还价 I'm the negotiator. I negotiate our price with the customers.
你只会拿你的蛋蛋说事儿罢了! All you ever do is talk about your balls!
如果你还想分钱 If you want your share of the money, then you're
那就和我们一起来铲雪! gonna shovel snow like the rest of us!
嘿! 别来对我指手划脚的 你个犹太佬 小心我揍扁你! Hey! Don't boss me around, you fuckin' Jew! I will kick your ass!
夫人 你有纱布或者绷带么? Ma'am, do you have a rag and some bandages?
噢 天呐 怎么回事? Oh goodness, what happened?
铲雪事故 Shoveling accident.
哦不 快进来 Oooh no, come on inside.
在这儿等着 我马上回来 Wait right here, I'll be right back.
Kyle 算你走运 要不是我肩膀酸痛 破鼻子的就是你了 You're so lucky I have a... sore shoulder, Kyle, or I'd totally let you have it.
Cartman 闭上你的臭嘴 Cartman, just keep your mouth shut.
这里是"新闻大爆炸" 我是主播Aaron Brown This is breaking news. Here's Anchorman Aaron Brown.
今天的新闻真是不可思议 一个来自未来的人穿越时空回到现在... Incredible, absolutely amazing news today. A man from the future has come
在被车撞了之后 被送进了公立医院 back in time and is in a government hospital after being hit by a car.
哇 Whoa.
Christina Naylon为您详细报道 Christina Naylon has more.
这消息实在难以置信 Aaron The news is incredible, Aaron. Experts and scientists have
专家学者们已经同这个 未来人共处了好几个小时了 been with the man from the future for several hours now,
据称那个人来自3045年 and have been able to learn that he is from the year 3045.
他的身体状况很稳定 关于他来这的原因的猜测仍在继续 His condition is stable, and speculation continues as to why he has come.
他是来教我们治愈癌症的方法吗? Has he come to deliver a cure for cancer?
还是来修正过去的某些错误? Or to fix something wrong with the past?
打断一下 Chiristina Have to interrupt you there, Christina. Apparently,
Brad Morgan已经到了医院里面 Brad Morgan is inside the base with breaking news.
Brad?
Aaron 科学家们已经能同他 进一步交谈了 他们了解到... Aaron, the scientists have been able to communicate further and have uncovered
那个来自一千年后的男人 来到我们的时代是为了... that the man from one thousand years in the future has come to our time...
找工作 呃 他说 looking for work. Now, uh he has said
未来世界的人口已经多到 that the future is so overwhelmingly overpopulated
没人能找到工作了 that there are simply no jobs in his time,
所以他造了个时间门户 and so he built a time portal
回到 21世纪的美国...呃 来这儿找工作 and has come back to 21st century America, uh to find a job here.
呵呵 真叫人震惊 他来这儿找工作? Heheh, it's absolutely astounding. He came back here for work?
没错 Aaron Huh... that's right, Aaron.
他的计划就是 到我们的时代找份工作 Hi-his plan is to get a job here, in our time,
然后把所挣到的钱存进银行 so that he can put the money he earns into a savings account,
呃 利滚利 这样到了3045年 他就有几十亿美元了 uh, which will earn interest, and by the year 3045 be worth billions of dollars,
当然 那只相当于现在的几百美元 uh which of course in the future will be worth only hundres of dollars,
不过 他说这已经够他养家的了 but uh enough, he says, to feed his family.
现在我们接通Harrison Moore And now I understand we're going to Harrison Moore, uh,
请他来解释一下时间门户 是如何工作的 for an explanation on how the time portal works.
Harrison?
Aaron 我现在站在时空的边境上 科学家们说它遵循的是 电影"终结者"里的规则 Aaron, I'm standing at the time border which scientists say follow Terminator rules.
也就是说 一旦进去就回不来了 That is, it's one way only and you can't go back.
这是相较"回到未来"中的规则而言的 This is in contrast, say, to Back To The Future rules,
在那里时空可以来回穿梭 当然 where back and forth is possible, and of course,
"时间骑士"里的规则就太蠢了 Timerider rules, which are just plain silly.
不管怎样 看来这个未来人 是准备留在这里了 Anyway, it appears that the man from the future is here to stay.
老妈 老爸! 你们看见了没? 他们发现了一个未来人! Mom, Dad! Did you see? They found a man from the future!
我们知道 Stanley 一直在看呐 We know, Stanley. We've been watching.
刚打开电视的朋友 一个来自两千年后的人... If you're just joining us, a man from over two thousand years into
通过一扇单向的时间之门 来这儿找工作 the future has come through a one-way time portal looking for work.
呃 总统可能会随时发表电视讲话 Uh, the President is expected to give an announcement at any time.
"新闻大爆炸" 我们在时间之门 Aaron Breaking news here at the time portal, Aaron. It appears
貌似刚有另一个未来人抵达了! that another person from the future has just arrived!
似乎最初那个来客 在温迪快餐店的工作挺管用的 It looks as if the job at Wendy's did work for the original immigrant;
这第二位来客声称 那人家里已经富裕多了 this second arrivee claims that man's family is now much better off,
他也希望这能够发生在自家身上 and wishes the same for his family.
好了 快睡吧 小乖乖 There you go. All set, sweetie?
老妈 我们能去看看未来人吗? Mom, can we go try to see the people from the future?
我有一大堆问题想要问他们 I have a bunch of questions I wanna ask 'em.
我相信很多人都是这样的 亲爱的 I'm sure a lot of people do, hon. It's pretty exciting,
这很激动人心 不是吗?
现在快睡觉吧 isn't it? Now, you just get some sleep.
你都忙了一天了 You've had a busy day.
晚安 宝贝儿 Goodnight, sweetie.
晚安 老妈 Night, Mom.
哇 两个未来人 好酷哦 Wow, two people from the future. How cool.
有事吗? Yes?
你好 Landis太太 你今天还要铲雪吗? Hello, Mrs. Landis. Would you like snow-shoveling service again today?
噢 亲爱的 我很抱歉 可我已经雇了别人了 Ooo, oh dear, I'm sorry boys, but I've already hired someone else to do it.
啥? 谁? What? Who?
一个未来移民 他说他只收我2毛5 One of those immigrants from the future. He said he would do it for twenty-five cents.
2毛5? 可这都不值的 Twenty-five cents? Well that's not even worth it.
好了 伙计们 我们去下一家吧 All right guys, come on. Let's go to the next house.
靠 Dude.
狗娘养的! Son of a bitch!
今天 越来越多的未来移民 穿越时空来到这里 Still more immigrants from the future arrived at the time border today,
有些甚至举家而来 some even bringing their entire families. the purplish
他们来时留在身上的紫色粘性物 goo that they have on their bodies when they arrive is
是时空旅行所带来的外质副作用 an ectoplasmic side effect of the time-travel process.
这给了科学家们一个绝佳机会 This is all giving scientists a great opportunity to
更深入地研究美国未来的生命体 learn even more about American life in the future.
Chris Holt现在和我们连线 Chris? Chris Holt joins us now. Chris?
是的 我们正了解到 Yes, there are incredible things we're learning
关于未来美国人的 一些难以置信的事情 about Americans in the future,
Aaron 看起来在将来 美国人已经进化成... Aaron. Eh it appears that in the future,
没有头发的 混合了各种族特性的人种 Americans have evolved into a hairless uniform mix of all races.
他们的肤色都一样 是黄了吧唧 白不溜湫的浅棕色 They are all one color, which is a yellowy light-brownish whitish color.
看来种族问题在未来已经 不是个问题了 Uh it seems race is no longer an issue in the future,
因为所有的种族混合成了一种 because all ethnicities have mixed into one. Perhaps most
最有趣的可能就是这对语言的影响了 interesting is how this has affected their language.
未来的人说的语言混杂了英语 The people in the future speak a complete mix of English,
中文 土耳其语 所有语言 Chinese, Turkish and, indeed, all world languages,
听起来就是这样的... which sounds something like this:
交还给你 Aaron Back to you, Aaron.
显然这些未来移民在现在 很容易就能找到工作 Apparently the people from the future are having a pretty easy time finding work.
因为他们索要的报酬是如此之低 Since they offer to work for such low wages,
整个美国都在抢着雇用他们 they're being hired all over America.
真他妈扯淡! 坚决反对! This is bullcrap! I ain't standin' for this!
好了各位 我的名字叫Darryl Weathers All right, folks, my name is Darryl Weathers and
我是建筑工人协会的 I'm with the Construction Workers' Union.
我们都是有一家老小要养活的实在人 I work with a lot of fine men who have families to feed.
我不知道你们的情况如何 我们整天都在辛苦干活... Now I don't know about you all, but we worked long and
为的就是能赚点钱 过上体面的生活 hard to get our pay up to a level where we could make a decent living.
而现在这些未来人出现了... And now these people from the future are showin' up
几乎分文不取地干着同样的工作! and offerin' to do the same work for next to nothin'!
他们抢了我们的工作! They took our jobs!
我是运输行业的 十四年来我们累死累活地干 We're in the moving business! Fourteen years we've been workin' our butts off!
现在这些未来人一来 我们都揽不到活了! Now these future folk come in and we can't get work nowhere!
他们抢了我们的工作! They took our jobs!
他们抢了你们的工作! They took your jobs!
那我们快餐业的 又好到哪儿去了呢?! Well what about us in the fast-food business?! The restaurants
餐厅已经都把我们解雇了
就因为未来人要价少得多! are firing us 'cause the future people work for a lot less!
他们抢了我们的工作! They took our jobs!
他们抢了你们的工作! They took your jobs!
抢我们工作! Took our jobs!
我们孩子也受影响了!我和我的朋友刚开始搞铲雪没多久 It's affecting kids too! Me and my friends started our own snow-shoveling business.
我们想自食其力赚点零花钱 明白吗? We were trying to be responsible and make money,
可那些未来人一来 you know? But then the people came along and,
我们也没了工作! and now we're out of work too!
噢 他们抢了我们的工作! Oh, they took our jobs!
他们抢了你们的工作! They took yer jobs!
抢我们工作! took our jobs!
Stanley 都快八点了 你上哪儿去了? Stanley, it's almost eight o'clock. Where have you been?
我参加了一个集会 I was at a rally to protest all the immigrants
抗议那些抢了我们工作的... from the future coming in and tryin' tuh-
噢是的 洗衣机在地下室 还有我们儿子回来了 Oh yes, the laundry machine is down in the basement and our son is home.
你能把晚餐餐桌准备好吗? Could you please set the table for dinner?
那是我们的新管家 Gruhd女士 That's our new housekeeper, Mrs. Gruhd.
她周二和周四会来帮忙做家务 She's gonna help around the house on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
而且她每小时只收一毛钱 And she'll do it for ten cents an hour.
噢 可那就是问题所在!那些粘鬼抢了我们的饭碗! Oh, but that's the problem! Those goobacks are taking our jobs!
Oh my God!
Stan Marsh 你怎么敢用那种 时代歧视的词语?! Stan Marsh, how dare you use that time-bashing slur?!
谁教你这么说话的啊? Who taught you to talk like that?!
可他们的确正抢走人们的工作 Well dude, they are taking people's jobs away.
他们只是在干那些 没人愿意干的佣人活 They're only taking the small menial jobs that nobody else really wants to do.
我要我的工作! I wanted my job!
嘿 Stanley 你得明白一件事: Hey, Stanley, you need to understand something:
那些未来人活得很辛苦! Those people from the future have had a hard life!
他们来的地方又肮脏 人又多 还很穷 Where they come from is dirty and overpopulated and poor!
你无法想象那里正在经历 怎样的萧条! You can't even imagine the kind of depression they come from!
所以我们这些万事无忧的人... So for us, who have everything sooo good,
对他们指指点点是不对的 你明白吗? to judge them, is wrong! Do you understand?!
下次你要再想叫他们"粘鬼" Next time you think about calling them goobacks,
你可得先停下来想想 you might just wanna stop for a second and think
未来世界有多差劲! about how crappy the future really is!
没错! 我们的儿子不能成为 无知的时间主义者 That's right! We're not raising our son to be an ignorant timecist.
一个种族主义者，反对来自...的人 You know, a racist, but against people from the-
那我们快去吃Gruhd太太煮的 All right, good. Now, let's all go eat some of Mrs.
美味的未来食物吧 Gruhd's great future cooking.
现在是Bill O'Reilly时间 And now, here is Bill O'- Reilly.
欢迎来到"实话实说" 好吗? Welcome welcome to the No-Spin Zone, all right?
我们今天的话题是"未来移民" And what we're talkin' about today are the immigrants from the future.
好吗? All right?
大部分人都很乐意向这些 Now, most people are more than happy to give a helping
急需帮助的人伸出援手 hand to these people who obviously need it.
好吗? All right?
可另一些人则开始提出 应该将时间之门关闭 But others are starting to say that the time portal should be closed off.
好吗? All right?
今晚我请到了两位持对立意见的嘉宾 Now, I've got two guests with me tonight who have opposing views on the matter.
我右手边这位是愤怒穷苦的 乡下保守派 On my right is pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative.
多谢你请我来 Bill Thanks for having me, Bill.
而我左手边这位是 年迈的自由主义 And on my left is aging hippie liberal douche.
嬉皮十三 你说我们不该 Now, pissed-off redneck, you say we shouldn't
再让其他人穿越时间之门 allow anyone else through the time portal,
对吗? aright?
他妈的对极了!这些未来的人 You're Goddamned right! These people from the future are takin'
抢了我们这些 现在的正派美国人的工作! all the work away from us decent present-day Americans!
他们抢了我们的工作! They took our jobs!
那些工作属于现在的人! Those jobs belong to people from the present!
好吧 那你怎么说呢 年迈的自由主义嬉皮十三? Aright. What say you, aging hippie liberal douche
保守的乡下人很自然会认为 Heh it's typical for conservatives rednecks like
问题出在未来移民身上 these to view the immigrants as the problem,
可实际上 heh, but really,
问题出在美国身上 正是我们的一些贪婪的跨国企业 the problem is America. It is our greedy multinational
让其他人都处于贫困状态 corporations that keep everyone else in poverty.
你们的祖先还是移民来美国的呢! Your ancestors came to America as immigrants. What
你有什么权力将这些人拒之门外? right do you have to turn these people away?
好吧 乡下人 你要反驳吗? Aright, redneck, your rebuttal?
他们抢了我们的工作! They took our jobs!
抢我们工作! Too-kourderb!
好吧 孩子们 校董会已经要求我必须... All right, children, the school board has mandated that I must
同时用英语和未来语进行授课 now teach class in both present-day English and Futurespeak.
啥?! What?!
记住就好 我们继续讲动词 So, with that in mind, let's continue our lessons on verbs.
还记得及物动词吗 比如说 Remember that there are transitive verbs such as
"男孩扔了红球" 在未来语中就是... "The boy threw the red ball," which in Futurespeak of course, is...
大家跟我说一遍 Everyone say it with me?
还有不及物动词 比如说... Aaand there are intransitive verbs, such as
"11点15分从丹佛市开出的巴士 晚到了12小时" "The 11:15 bus from Denver arrived twelve hours late.
或者用未来语说..."Vvut. " " Or in Futurespeak, "Vvut. "
大伙慢着 这是啥玩意儿啊!如果他们想在我们的时代生活 Dude, hold on! This is bullcrap! If they wanna live in our time,
那他们就该学习我们的语言! then they should learn our language!
对 That's right!
嗨 这些移民有权保留他们自己的文化 Hey now, these immigrants have a right to retain their culture.
谁说我们的语言就是最好的了? Who are we to say our language is best?
他们和你们一样有权利接受教育 They deserve to have an education just as much as you do.
T谢谢你 年迈的自由主义嬉皮十三 hank you, aging hippie liberal douche.
你继续 You betcha.
Timmih.
好 我们接着讲课 孩子 这是哪种动词? Okay, now let's get back to it, kids. What kind of verb is this?
"伤心的女孩把球(蛋蛋)放进了嘴里" 或者用未来语说就是... "The sad girl puts balls in her mouth. " Or, in Futurespeak of course,
球(蛋蛋)... "Gluch gligh balls glych gligh. "
完全是扯淡! This is bullcrap!
听着 各位!我们刚刚收到了议员的回信 Listen up, everybody! We've just received a reply from our congressman.
"亲爱的心胸狭窄的乡下人...""你们丢了工作我们也很同情 "Dear intolerant rednecks, we sympathize with you all losing your jobs.
然而... 我们认为你们射杀每个 However, we feel your solution of
时空穿越者的提议 太不人道了" shooting everyone who crosses the time border is inhumane. "
啥? What?
真是可笑! That's ridiculous!
他们不能这么做! They can't do that!
那可是个好主意! That was a good idea!
所以看来政府是不会帮助我们的! So it appears the government ain't gonna help us! Which
这就意味着我们得自寻活路了! means we gotta take matters into our own hands!
唯一能阻止未来移民的方法 就是阻止未来的发生! The only way to stop people from the future is to stop the future from happening!
不能有未来的人穿越来抢我们的工作 no people from the future to come back and take our jobs!
抢我们工作! Take rjurbs
不如想法加剧全球变暖...这样到了未来 How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future,
南北两极的冰冠就会融化...就又能促成一个冰河时代? the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?
全球变暖怎么就能导致冰河世纪了? How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!
恩 你知道 全球变暖会导致 Well you know, the... global warming could bring
气候变迁啥的 on like a climate shift or somethin'?
Chet 你TM真是个白痴 知道不! Chet, you are a fuckin' retard, you know that?!
就算全球变暖是真的 Even if global warming were real,
已有科学数据表明它不是 which all proven scientific data shows it isn't,
产生一次气候迁移也得花上几百万年! it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen!
你以为冰河世纪会就这么突然降临? You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?
我只是在想办法帮忙罢了 Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.
那就TM多读读科学书籍吧 Well help yourself to a fuckin' science book,
因为你说起话来就TM像个白痴! 'cause you're talkin' like a fuckin' retard!
快点大伙 我们得想个法子! 天杀的 他们抢了我们的工作! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!
他们抢了我们的工作! They took our jobs!
噢 靠! Aw, dude.
Gaur da'ka?
请你说现在的英语好吗? Can you speak in present-day English please?
哦...需要...什么吗? Uh oh... Can I help... you?
嗯 我要个双层奶酪汉堡和薯条 Uh yeah, I want a double cheeseburger and fries.
鸡肉三明治? Chicken sandwich?
不 双层奶酪汉堡和薯条! No, a double cheeseburger and fries!
奶酪汉堡和薯条 A cheeg- fry?
啥?! What?!
我们听不懂 混球! A cheeg- fry?
听不懂 蠢货 We can't understand you, asshole!
需要什么吗? Can I help you?
我想点一个双层奶酪汉堡! I'm trying to order a double cheeseburger!
鸡肉三明治? Chicken sandwich?
不 不是鸡肉三明治! No, it's not a chicken sandwich!
我TM要个双层奶酪汉堡...还有TM的薯条 你TM的粘鬼! I want a Goddamned cheeseburger and some Goddamned fries you fucking goobacks!
Stan Marsh!
啊 噢... Aw-awwww.
快点想想! 我们怎能才能阻止 Come on, people, think! How are we gonna stop
这些未来移民来抢我们的工作! these immigrants from takin' our jobs!
嘿 我有主意了 也许我们该脱光衣服 Hey, I got an idea. Uh maybe we should all take off all our clothes,
围成一团...开始一起搞同性恋 scramble into a big pile and start gettin' gay with each other.
你说"搞同性恋"? Did you say "get gay"?
嘿 对啊 这个主意还不赖! Hey yeah. Well that's not a bad idea!
啥? 搞同性恋? What? Gettin' gay?
想想看吧 这些人来自未来对吧? Think about it: These people are from the future, right?
要是能让每个人都成为同性恋 Well, if we can git everyone to turn queer,
那就不会再有子子孙孙 then there won't be no children to have no children,
就不会有未来人来抢我们的工作了! and the people from the future won't exist to take our jobs!
不然我们没法阻止他们! 靠 他们抢了我们的工作! You have to, Jimbo, or else we won't be able to stop them!
他们抢了我们的工作! They too 'r jaobs!
没错 他们抢了我们的工作! Yeah, they took our jobs!
抢我们工作! Took our jobs!
让我们去那些未来的人出现的地方... Let's go over to that part of town that all the future people moved into
开始堆在一起搞 直到他们消失为止! and start humpin' each other until they disappear!
快点! Come on!
快点! 你们还想不想要回工作了? Come on! You want your jobs back or not?!
好吧 你们这些未来杂种!认为你们能抢走我们的工作? All right, you future bastards! Think you can take our jubs?!
咱让你们开开眼! 过来 Earl! Well, we'll show you! Come'ere, Earl!.
你觉得怎么样 粘鬼? How do you like that, gooback?!
来啊 大伙儿! Come on, you guys!
每个相信美国的人 快点加入我们! Everyone who believes in America, join in with us!
我们要让这些未来杂种消失! We're gonna make these future bastards nonexistent!
噢 别了 老爸! 我为啥要跟你去上班? Aw, come on, Dad! How come I have to go to work with you?
因为你被禁足了 Stanley! Because you're being grounded, Stanley! Now I don't wanna
我不想再从你刻薄的嘴里 听到一句话了! hear another word out of your intolerant mouth!
你给我乖乖坐在这儿 Stanley 想想你都干了些什么好事! You just sit right there, Stanley, and you thnk about what you've done!
放复印机和打印机都在隔壁房... You'll find all the copiers and printers in the next room over and then uh-
嘿 Nelson先生 Hey, Mr. Nelson.
噢... Randy 呃 很意外见到你在这 Oh... R-Randy... Uh I'm surprised to see you here.
为什么呀? 这是我的办公室 Why? This is my office.
喔 伙计 你没收到我的短信?噢 这太尴尬了 Ooohh boy, didn't you get my phone message? Ooo, this is awkward.
事情是这样的 Randy 你被别人替换了 Well, the thing is, Randy, you've been- replaced.
什么? What?
我们找到了一个懂地质学的未来移民 Well we found an immigrant from the future who knows
他愿意几乎分文不取地来这儿工作 geology and he offered to work for next to nothing.
就是这位Glughgogawk先生 Uh, this is Mr. Glughgogawk.
Gheglo.
你不是说真的吧 You can't be serious.
我很抱歉 Randy 只是公司预算实在吃紧... I'm... sssorry, Randy. It's just, with all the budget cuts and all,
我会给你点时间整理的 we'll give you some time to clean out your desk.
随我来 Glughgogawk先生 我带你去茶水间看看 Follow me, Mr. Glughgogawk. I'll show you to the copy room.
噢我的天 他们抢了我的工作! Oh my God. They took my jarb!
他们抢了你的工作! They took yer jarb!
这里是CNN This is CNN.
"新闻大爆炸"在时空边界进行直播 有请Harrison Moore Breaking news at the time border. We go now live to Harrison Moore.
Aaron 我正在时空边界附近 这里出现了大规模抗议 Aaron, I'm standing at the time border where some kind of mass protest has broken out.
成百上千因为未来移民丢了工作 Hundreds of men who have lost their jobs to time
的男人..正在这儿.互相发生性关系 immigrants are here having sex with one another.
这些男人显然已经到了穷途末路 These men have apparently sucked and screwed their way across the state
他们现在在时间边界 想引起全国人民的关注 and are now here at the time border trying to get national attention.
这些失业的男人们已经在这儿做爱几天了 These unemployed men have been having sex for several days.
现在你们看到的是 他们的发言人 Randy Marsh Joining me is their spokesperson, Randy Marsh.
Marsh先生 你们究竟想达成什么目的? Mr. Marsh, what exactly are you trying to accomplish?
这是我们唯一能做的了 We're doing the only thing we can do.
如果我们的政府打算让这些 未来移民想来就来 If our government is just gonna let anybody into our time who wants to come,
那我们只有自己采取行动了 then we have to take matters into our own hands.
我们正努力让每个人都成为同性恋 这样就不会有未来人了! We're trying to turn everyone gay so that there are no future humans!
今日的美国数第一! Present-day America Number One!
没错 美国! Yeah America!
抢我们工作! Take our jobs!
你们真认能变出足够多的同性恋 Do you really think you can get enough people to
以摧毁人类的未来? turn gay to destroy the future of humanity?
我们只能尽力一试 Harrison All we can do is try, Harrison.
试图阻止移民的做法是偏狭和无知的 Trying to stop immigration is intolerant and ignorant.
那些移民有权力追求幸福 Those immigrants have a right to pursue happiness.
年轻人 你对这一切有何看法? Young man, what do you think about all this?
我 我觉得叫他们"粘鬼"是不对的 因为他们跟我们并没有区别 I I think it's wrong to call them goobacks because they're no different from us.
他们只不过想过上更好的生活 They're just humans trying to make their lives better. Look,
未来世界如此糟糕的确很惨 it sucks that the immigrants' time is so crappy,
可事实是 如果我们让他们 都回到现在... but the cold hard truth is that if we let them all come back to our time,
只会让现在也变得糟糕 then it's just gonna make our time crappy too.
也许答案不是阻止未来的发生... Maybe the answer isn't trying to stop the future from happening,
而是让未来变得更好 but making the future better.
哈? Huh?
也许我们现在开始一起努力 创造一个美好的未来 那... I mean, maybe if we all commit right now to working toward a better future,
那未来就不会这么差劲 then, then the future won't be so bad,
这些移民也就不需要回来找工作了 and, these immigrants won't need to come back here looking for work.
嘿 他说的没错 如果我们创造出一个美好的未来 Hey. He's right. If we build for a better future,
这些移民就会留在那儿 the immigrants will stay there.
是啊 我们得开始为了美好的未来而努力! Yeah. We've got to start working towards a brighter tomorrow.
那我们还在等什么呢? Well what are we waiting for?
*我们要创造美好未来 我们要携手开创明天* We've got to work for a better future, we've got to join hands for tomorrow.
*勇敢迈出第一步 你就会发现 未来就在你我手里* Take the first step and you will see the future begins with you and me.
*我们可以开始改变 为了孩子们的幸福* We can start to make a difference if we want it for our children
*回收旧罐子 再种上绿树 未来就在你我手里* Recycle that can and plant that tree, 'cause the future begins with you and me.
瞧 奏效了! Look, it's working!
*未来就在你我手里* The future begins with you and me.
移民消失了! The immigrants are fadin' away!
我们成功了! We're doing it!
*我们要创造美好未来 我们要携手开创明天* We've got to work for a better future, we've got to join hands for tomorrow.
*勇敢迈出第一步 你就会发现...* Take the first step and you will see the future-
嘿 等等 等等 Dude, wait wait ho, hold on. Wait a second.
这很娘诶 This is gay.
这真是太娘了 This is really gay.
没错 所有男人堆在一起做爱 Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting
都没有这个娘 in a big pile and having sex with each other.
好吧 对不起 是我的错 大家重新堆在一起 Okay, sorry, my bad, e- everyone back in the pile.
大家重新堆在一起! Back in the pile everyone!
跳进来! Jump in!
快点 都过来! Come on, everybody!
别担心 大家重新堆在一起! Never mind, we're going back to the pile!
抢我们工作! Took ur jurb!
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