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*欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光* I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time
*到处都是友好的脸 淳朴的居民乐天知命* Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
*来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪* I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind
*大车小车随便停 人人喊着 "邻居你好!"* Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor
*到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然* I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind
*(你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!)* I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties
*快来南方公园 让你笑口常开* So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第8季 第5集 尬舞风波 iTunes版本调教：Tears 双语合成 Lv&daisy
兄弟 这些小遥控车真屌 Dude, these little remote-controlled cars are kickass.
真棒 我让我那辆车跳起来了 Sweet. I made mine go off the jump.
靠 我的车真烂 我得弄辆新的了 Dude, my car sucks. I gotta get a new one.
嘿 那帮小孩是谁啊? Hey, who are those kids?
耶 觉得怎样 呦 Yeah, how you like that y'all!
咱给这帮傻鸟秀一秀 Let's bring it to these losers.
哦耶! Aww yeah!
你会什么 哈? 你啥也不会! Whatchoo got, huh?! You got nothin'!
没用! 你们刚被尬舞了! Damn! You just got served!
噢 老兄! Aww man!
他挑上你了 兄弟 - He got you, dude. - Now that kid is gettin' served!
现在那小破孩儿才叫被尬了!
噢老兄 瞧瞧他们 他们也知道自己不懂跳舞! Aww man, look at them! They know they can't trip to that!
- 没错 我们走吧 - 刚才那段太拽了! - Yeah! We're outta here! - That was smokin'!
- 他们啥也不懂! - 抱歉呦 可别太难过了! - They didn't do nothin'! - Sorry y'all, but tru not to let it sting too bad!
You got served! 你们被尬舞了!
走吧 他们啥也不懂 我们走 呦 Come on! They had nothin'! Let's go y'all!
走吧 呦 Come on y'all!
...这咋回事啊? ...What the hell just happened?
哦 孩子们好啊! Oh. Hello there, children!
大厨 我们刚刚被尬舞了 Chef, we just got served.
噢 老天 进来吧 孩子们 我来给你们弄点可可 Oh boy... Well come on inside, children. I'll make you some cocoa.
坐吧 孩子们 尽量放松 深呼吸 Have a seat, children. Just try to relax and breathe.
- 你们都还好吧? - 还好 - Are you all okay? - Yeah.
那就好 你们在哪儿被尬的? All right. Now, where did you get served?
就在True Value停车场那边 Over at the True Value parking lot.
一群我们从没见过的小孩 突然冒出来 There were just these kids we never saw before showed up and they were like,
一副很会跳舞的样子...我们也不懂那是啥意思 但我想... really good dancers and, we don't really understand what it means, but I guess...
好了 好了 孩子们放松点 Okay okay, relax children.
放松点 事情都过去了 Relax. It's all over now.
尽量冷静下来 坐好了 Just try to calm down and sit tight.
我要打电话给你们父母 告诉他们你们没事 I'm gonna call your parents and let them know you're okay.
Marsh太太吗? Mrs. Marsh?
嗨 我是大厨 Hi, it's Chef.
嗯 我挺好的 听我说 Yeah, I'm good. Listen:
Stan他们刚刚被尬舞了 Stan and his friends just got served.
对 Yeah.
对 在True Value Yeah, over at the True Value.
不 不 他还好 他们都还好 No no, he's fine. They're all fine.
对 是镇外的一些孩子 Yeah, it was some kids from out of town.
显然他们舞技很厉害 Apparently they were pretty good dancers.
他们真把他们镇住了 They really let 'em have it.
给 Stanley 我煮了你最爱吃的土豆 我想让你好受点 好吗? Here, Stanley, I made your favorite potato dish. I want you to feel better, okay.
他怎么了? What's the matter with him?
噢 Stan今天在学校被尬舞了 Oh. Stan got served at school today.
你被尬了? 被谁? You got served? By who?
- 一帮橘子郡的小孩 - 咱别太小题大做了 - Some, kids from Orange County. - Let's not make a big deal out of it.
那你怎么做的? 你回尬了吗? So wha- so what'd you do? D'you dance back?
没有 No.
啥? 你被尬了还傻愣着照单全收? What? Yo-you got served and just stood there and took it?
那样做是对的 That was the right thing to do.
不 那是胡扯 Sharon! Naw, that's crap, Sharon!
Stanley 如果有人向你尬舞挑战 Stanley, when somebody challenges you to dance,
你也得跳回去 不然他们会觉得你很逊 you have to dance back at them, or else they'll think you're weak.
可老爸 我一点不会跳舞啊 But Dad, I don't know how to dance or nothin'.
那是时候你学着点了 Well then, it's about time you learned!
穿件宽松的衣服 来车库见我! Put on some loose-fitting clothes and meet me in the garage!
- 可老爸... - 快去! - But Dad... - Now!
好了 儿子 跳舞的关键是要放得开 All right son, dancing is all about a frame of mind.
我现在不是要你到处找人挑衅尬舞 Now, I'm not telling you to go around challenging other kids to dance,
可有人挑衅你的时候 but when they challenge you,
你就直视他们的眼睛 you just look 'em straight in the eye,
给他们秀秀这个 and give 'em this.
来啊 Stan Come on, Stan.
五 六 七 八... ...six, seven, eight.
兄弟 这遥控车很超赞的 Dude, that is a sweet RC car.
是啊 我们现在就去玩玩吧 Yeah, let's go race it right now.
瞧我们碰到谁了啊? Well, what we got here?
昨天被我们尬惨的白人小毛孩 It's the white boys that were served yesterday.
想重温一下吗 小屁孩儿？ You want a little more, homeboys?
- 我们没兴趣 谢了 - 你们没兴趣? - We're not interested, thanks. - You're not interesetd?
对这个没兴趣? Not interested in this?
噢 上帝 你看那舞步! Oh Lord, look at those moves.
呜 他们要秀出绝活喽 Oooo, they are takin' it out!
噢 老兄 他们被尬舞了! Oh man, they are getting served!
呜 越跳越火辣了! Ooooo, it's getting hot out here!
他们可怜了! Have mercih!
- 你瞧瞧! - 哦 上帝啊! - Oooooo, look at that! - Lord!
被尬啦! Gettin' served!
耶! Stan 上! Yeah! Go Stan!
噢 不会吧! Oh no!
别 快停下 Stan 你不知道自己在干嘛! No, stop Stan! You don't know what you're doin'!
太棒了 Stan! All right Stan!
哈! 这回吃憋了吧! HA! You just got f'd in the a!
- 啥? - 是啊 你们被尬了! - Wha? - Yeah! YOU got served!
- 耶! - 说得好! - Yeah! - That's right!
不 不 不! - All right! - No no no!
好吧 Okay.
是的 我们被尬了 All right. We got served.
所以现在 我想... So now, I guess...
我们开战了 It's on.
我们最棒的五个舞者对战 你们最棒的五个！ This Saturday! Our top five dancers against your top five dancers!
橘子郡会展中心 我们开战了! OC Convention Center. It's on!
哦 开战了! 开战了! It's on! It's on! It's on! It's on!
噢老天 他们开战了! Oh Lord it's on!
见鬼! 我就知道会这样 Oh damnit! I knew that was gonna happen.
星期六见 蠢货们! We'll see you Saturday, fools!
对 你最好能找到 比那几个SB好很多的舞者! Yeah, and you'd better have a lot better dancers with you than those loozas!
- 因为 我们开战了! - 开战了! 开战了! - 'Cause it's on! - It's on! It's on! It's on! It's on!
Stan 你TM干嘛回尬他啊? Stan, what the hell did you dance back for?
我以为我该跳呢! I thought I was supposed to!
这下你就得星期六去跟他们尬舞了 Now you've gotta compete against them in the dance competition on Saturday!
可为什么啊? But why?
因为 你如果被尬舞 又回尬了他们... Because if you get served and served them back, then it's on!
你们就开战了!
你都不知道吗? Don't you know anything?
干得好啊 Randy!你给了我们儿子多好的建议啊！ Well, nice going, Randy! Really great advice you gave our son here!
那些孩子再次出现挑战斯坦 他也跳了回去 Those kids showed up to serve Stan again and he danced back!
- 那然后呢? - 他们开战了! - So what happened? - It's on!
本周六 晚上七点
橘子郡对南方公园 尬舞大赛
开战了!!!!
好好跳 跟上节奏! Come on now, keep it tight!
好 要注意时间点 电钻队! Good. Now watch that timing, drill team!
- 好耶! - 好耶! - All right! - All right!
- 耶 正点! - 刚才超赞的! - Yeah, bad ass! - Yeah, that was tight!
不赖 孩子们 不赖 Not bad, kids. Not bad.
不赖? 南方公园没希望了! Not bad? South Park doesn't stand a chance!
- 我听到了哦! - 好吧 那很不错 - I heard that! - All right, it was good.
可我们要的不是"不错" 我们要让他们吃苦头! But we don't want "good," we want pain!
呃 打扰一下 Uh ex, excuse me.
什么事？ Yeah?
嗨 我是Randy Marsh Stan Marsh的爸爸 Hi, uh, my name is Randy Marsh. I'm I'm Stan Marsh's father.
哦 所以你就是星期六等着吃憋 的那小子的爸爸 Oh, so you're the father of the boy who's gonna get f'd in the a on Saturday?
Dang!
呃 听我说... Uh, listen.
Stanley那天回尬你们 其实是我的错 Ih, it was my fault that Stanley served your boys the other day.
呃 是我要他这样做的 我... Uh, I told him to do it and I...
我来这儿是要跟你们说... Weh well look I, I just came down here to tell you...
咱不开战了 Ih it's not on.
哦 咱开战了! Oh, it's on!
不不不 咱不开战了 Nonono, it's not on.
开战了! 听到没 Whoo, it's on all right!
不开战了 没人要开战 咱休战了 It isn't on. Nothing's on.
咱们要开战! - It's off. - It's on!
星期六我不会让我儿子出门 我只是来说一声 你就... I'm keeping my son home on Saturday. I just came by to let you know so you can...
不用再折腾了 再见 put a stup to all this. Good bye.
等一下 蛤蜊头! Hold on a second, clamhead!
你以为在明明已经开战的情况下 跑过来说一声不开战 就行了？ You think you can just roll in here and tell us it's not on when it very clearly is on?!
你是想骗我们不排练 对吧? You're just trying to make us not practice, aren't you?!
因为你知道 要是我的孩子们秀出这招...你们那几个小屁孩就死惨了 Because you KNOW that your kids are goin' down when my kids give them this!
给我点配乐 T妹! Give me some moves out, Girl T!
看好了! Check this out!
- 耶 喜欢这招吗? - 呜 老兄! - Yeah! You like that?! - Oooo man!
噢 老天! Ohhh Lord!
呜 他被尬舞了! Oooo, he is gettin' served!
Randy? Randy 我的天啊! Randy? Randy, oh my God!
他怎么了 医生? What happened to him, Doctor?
他被尬了 这是我见过最糟的情形 He got served. Worst I've ever seen.
大傻跑去橘子郡 想和对手理论 Old fool went down to the OC to try to reason with the other team,
然后就被狠狠的尬了一顿 and he got served up somethin' fierce.
噢 主啊 Oh Lord...
他跳得太快了 我...什么都做不了 His dancing was so fast I... couldn't do anything.
他的舞步是...那么原创 那么新颖 His moves were... so original, so inventive.
放轻松 Marsh先生 Shh relax, Mr. Marsh.
我们刚拿到了X光片 We just got the X-rays back.
他主要在这里 还有这里被尬伤了 He mostly got served here and here
但伤得最重的是骨盆这里 But the worst serving was here in the pelvic region.
复原之路会很漫长 The road to recovery will be a long one.
天呐 Boy.
你肯定超想向那帮橘子郡小孩 报复的 是吧 Stan? Boy. You must really wanna take to to those Orange County kids now, huh Stan?
开什么玩笑? Are you kiddin'?
他们这样对待他的父亲 Stan八成已准备要灭了他们了 Stan is probably ready to pounce on them after what they did to his father!
我...我不知道 他看起来还好 I, I don't know. He seems all right.
我能想像你内心的怒火愈烧愈烈 Stan I could only imagine the rage building inside you, Stan.
你肯定等不及要教训那帮橘郡小杂种了！ I bet you can't wait to outdance those OC bastards!
Stan Stan!
- 是 我就在这儿 爸爸 - Stan 听我说 - Yeahh I'm I'm right here, Dad. - Stan, listen to me.
我不希望你觉得不得不去尬舞 帮我报仇 I don't want you feeling like you have to do that competition now to avenge me.
所以我能说的 只有... So all I can say is...
给他们点颜色瞧瞧 儿子 give 'em hell, son.
要他们好看 Give 'em hell.
真TM该死 God damnit!
嘿 伙计们 呃 你们会跳舞吧? Hey guys. Uh. You guys know how to dance, right?
我们当然会跳舞 Of course we know how to dance.
太棒了 因为星期六有个比赛... Cool, because, there's this competition on Saturday,
我必须找到南方公园 最棒的舞者和我组队 and I have to find the very best dancers in South Park to be on my crew.
我朋友帮不了我 因为他们超烂的 所以...你们可以加入我的舞团吗? My friends can't do it because they suck ass, so, will you be in my dance troupe?
舞团? 拜托 Dance troupe? Please.
我们可不会像学校那些布兰妮 和贾斯丁的模仿者那样跳舞 We don't dance like those Britney and Justin wannabes at school.
酷小孩跳舞是为了表达痛苦和磨难的 Goth kids dance to express pain and suffering.
对 唯一酷的跳舞方式 就是把手 放在身体两侧 Yeah The only cool way to dance is to keep your hands at your sides
眼睛盯着地面 and your eyes looking at the ground.
每3秒就做个抽烟的动作 Then every three seconds you take a drag from your cigarette.
好吧 那也行 听着... Okay, that'll work fine. Listen...
跳舞比赛就在星期六 我需要很棒的舞者来帮忙 我才不会被尬 there's a dance competition this Saturday and I need good dancers so I don't get served.
不行 No way.
跳舞是自己一人 凌晨3点 在房里做的事 Dancing is something you do alone in your room at three in the morning.
拜托 伙计们 我们整个镇的名誉 已经危在旦夕了 Please, you guys, our whole town's reputation is at stake!
- 你们有人愿意帮忙吗? - 我不干 - Will any of you do it? - I'm not doin' it.
加入舞团太循规蹈矩了 Being in a dance group is totally conformist.
没错 我才不要墨守成规去跳舞呢 Yeah. I'm not conforming to some dance-off regulations.
我也不干 我是最叛逆的人! I'm not doin' it either. I'm the biggest nonconformist of all.
我叛逆到极点 以至于无法苟同你们 I'm such a nonconformist that I'm not going to conform with the rest of you.
- 好吧 我来 - 太棒了! - Okay, I'll do it. - Great!
哇 我觉得我们被反将了一军 Whoa. I think we just got put in our place.
是啊 我们被"尬酷"了 Yeah. We just got Goth-served.
好了 我们得再找三个会跳舞的小孩 All right, we gotta find three other kids that can dance.
我们得去游乐室 We should go to the arcade.
游乐室? The arcade?
对 那里有个叫Yao的亚洲小孩 Yeah. There's this Asian kid name Yao.
他是舞舞革命游戏的专家 He's an expert at that Dance Dance Revolution game.
兄弟 他真厉害呀 Dude, he's incredible.
应该的 他每天放学都来玩这个 He should be. He's here playing that game every single day after school.
我想他在这已经花了有6000块钱了 I think he's spent about six thousand dollars on it so far.
嘿 伙计 你跳得很不错 Hey kid, you're pretty good. How would you like to join our dance troupe?
愿意加入我们的舞团吗?
你是说 不跟着跳舞机的指示跳舞? You mean, dancing without a machine telling you what to do?
- 没错 - 那太傻了 - Yeah. - That's stupid.
- 兄弟 我们需要你 - 没有跳舞机 我就跳不了 - Dude, we need you. - I can't dance without the machine.
没事的 我朋友大厨会来教我们 It's all right. My friend Chef is gonna coach us.
- 好吧 那我试试 - 太好了 有三个人了! - Okay. I'll give it a shot. - All right, that's three!
- 兄弟 我们得找个女生 - 啊? - Dude, we need a girl. - Huh?
咱不能组个全是男生的舞团 别人会觉得我们断背 We can't be a dance troupe with just guys. People will think we're fags.
对哦 等等 我知道该去哪儿了! Oh yeah. Wait a minute. I know just where to go!
嗨 伙计们 欢迎来到Raisins 三位吗? Hi guys, welcome to Raisins. Three of you?
事实上 我们只想很快地和你们聊两句 Ah actually we were just hoping we could talk to you guys real quick.
要和Rainsins女孩聊天 你得买鸡翅 You have to buy wings if you wanna talk to the Raisins girls.
所以我们要集合南方公园 最棒的舞者 打败橘子郡 And so we're putting all the best dancers in South Park together to beat Orange County.
哇 听起来很棒 我一直想在其他地方秀秀舞艺 Wow, that sounds great. I always wanted to try my dancing somewhere else.
- 所以你愿意加入? - 为什么不? - So you'll do it? - Why not?
好耶 我们现在只差一个人了! All right, we just need one more person!
嘿 我们该去找那个赢得 踢踏舞州冠军的小孩 Hey, we should get that kid that was state champion in tap dancing.
啥? 踢踏舞州冠军是这里人 是谁呀? What? The state tap champion is from here? Who?
我记得他叫Leopold...Stotch什么的? I think his name was... Leopold... Stotch or something?
Leopold Stotch...?等等 你是说... Leopold Stotch...? Wait a minute. You mean...
噜 噜 噜 我有几个苹果 Loo loo loo, I've got some apples.
噜 噜 噜 你也有几个 Loo loo loo, you've got some too.
- 噜 噜 噜 我有... - Butters 你有客人哦 - Loo loo loo, I've... - Butters, you have some visitors.
噢 大家好啊 Oh well hi there everybody.
Butters 听好 这星期六有个比赛 我们希望你能加入我们团 Butters, listen. There's gonna be a competition this Saturday, and we want you to join our troupe.
哇 赞耶 有比赛? Wow, neato, a competiton?
- 我想去 是什么比赛? - 是个尬舞大赛 - Why, I'd love to. What kind of competition is it? - It's a dance-off.
我们听说你是两年前的踢踏舞州冠军 We heard you were tap dancing state champion two years ago.
不... ...No
可 你曾经是 对吗? - 你参加了内布拉斯加州的比赛 But, you were, weren't you? Y- you went to the nationals in Nebraska.
不 不 不 不 不 不! No. No no nono no no, no!
- 不 不 不 不 不! - Butters? - No no nono no no, no! - Butters?
Butters?!
我们只是请他加入我们的舞团 听说他是踢踏舞州冠军 We just asked him to join our dance troupe. We heard he was state tap champion.
哦...哦天呐 Oh dear.
我很抱歉 孩子们 只是... I'm sorry kids, it's just that...
自那场悲剧之后 Butters再没跳过舞 Butters hasn't danced since the tragedy.
那场悲剧? A tragedy?
我很抱歉 孩子们 你们该走了 I'm sorry, kids, you'll have to go.
见鬼 我们去哪儿找第五个成员? Damnit, where are we gonna get our fifth member?
我听说在科莫村有个人 养了只会跳舞的鸭子 Hey I heard about this guy in Cuomo who has a duck that can dance.
鸭子? 兄弟 别犯傻了 A duck? Dude, don't be stupid! Those OC kids are professional dancers!
那帮橘郡小孩可是专业的舞者!
加把劲吧 南方公园总还找得出一个有才的 Now come on, there's gotta be one other talneted person in South Park.
- 好吧 你确定它会跳舞? - 是的 - All right, so you're sure he can dance? - Oh yeah.
就它了 它叫Jeffy There he is. That's Jeffy.
我看那鸭子不像会跳舞 That don't look like a dancing duck to me.
那是因为它需要音乐 来 开始啦 Jeffy Well, that's 'cause it needs music. Here y-here ya go, Jeffy.
*你唱一句啊我唱一句 甜心* " You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honeeey. "
*你唱一句啊我唱一句 宝贝* " You'll do a line and I'll do a line, babe. "
*你唱一句我唱一句 我们共渡美好夜晚* You'll do a line and I'll do a line, we'll fight an' screw 'til the mornin' time.
*甜心 宝贝 我的爱* Honey, babe, be mine.
*你唱一句啊我唱一句 甜心...* You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honey
它只会跟着这首歌跳舞吗? Ih ih Is that the only song he'll dance to?
不 不 它听什么都会跳的 瞧 No no, he'll dance to anything. See?
*你打个喷嚏啊我打个喷嚏 甜心* You'll snort K and I'll snort K, honeeey.
*你打个喷嚏啊我打个喷嚏 宝贝* You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.
朋友们 我想我们组团成功了 My friends, I think we have ourselves a dance troupe.
Butters?Butters 好了 宝贝儿 没事的 Butters? Butters? Come on, sweetie, it's gonna be okay.
来啊 Butters 你已经为此接受了很多疗程了哦 Come on, Butters. You went through a lot of therapy for this.
那都快是2年前的事了 宝贝儿 That was almost two years ago, sweetie.
两年前 Two years ago.
两年前! Two years ago!
这是来自印第安纳波利斯的 Beverly Long 请为她鼓掌! That was Beverly Long from Indianapolis, folks. Let her hear it!
好的 现在 将随歌曲 All right, and now, dancing to the song
"我前口袋里有东西给你" "I've Got Something In My Front Pocket For You,"
起舞的是 科罗拉多的州冠军 here is Colorado state champion,
Leopold "Butters" Stotch!
*我前口袋里有东西要给你* I've got something in my front pocket for you
*你为什么不摸一摸 看里面装了什么* Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
*然后握住它 它只属于你* Then grab onto it, it's just for you
*轻轻捏它一下说 你还好吗?" Give a little squeeze and say, "How do you do?"
*我前口袋里有东西* There's something in my front pocket, There's something in my front pocket,
*我前口袋里有样东西* There's something in my front pocket-
Paul Paul!
不! 不! 不!!! No! Nooo! Noooooooooooooooo!
好了 孩子们 我们开始排练吧! All right, children, let's get to rehearsin'!
时间不多了 你们得拿出最佳表现 We don't have much time, and you've got to become the dance group you can be.
我想我们得...哇 I think we should...
Whoa.
这也算是个舞团? This... is the dance troupe?
是的 兄弟 南方公园能找到的最佳舞者 Yeah, dude, the best dancers South Park has to offer.
噢 老天 Oh boy.
好吧 那么 不如让我看看你们的本事? All right, well, why don't you show me what you got?
我想知道你们的功力如何! I wanna see what you kids can do!
噢 主啊 发发慈悲吧 Oh Lord have mercy.
孩子们 孩子们! Children, children!
不 不 你们都弄错了 No no, you've got it all wrong.
你们没发现吗 孩子们? Don't you see, children?
你们有心 但没有灵魂 You have the heart, but you don't have the soul.
不 不 等等 你们有灵魂 可是没有心 Nono, wait. You have the soul, but you don't have the heart.
不 不 又错了 Nono, scratch that.
你们有心 也有灵魂... You have the heart and the soul,
可你们没有天赋 but you don't have the talent.
我们星期六要被尬惨了 对吧? We're gonna get served on Saturday, aren't we?
啥? 我可不想被尬 What? I don't wanna get served.
是啊 你没说我们可能会被尬啊 Yeah, you didn't tell us that we might get served.
靠 不然我为了什么呀 Well that was the whole point of the whole thing
那帮人放话说要和我们对尬 可我们... the guys came back and they said we were gonna get served and we were like...
好了好了 安静点 孩子们! All right all right, quiet, children!
我会尽力让你们谁都不被尬 Now, nobody's getting served if I can help it.
我们得一步步来 仔细研究... We just gotta buckle down, dig deep,
并祈祷我们的对手死于癌症 and pray that maybe the other team comes down with cancer.
你想怎样? What do you want?
我来再次请你加入我们 每个人都在刻苦练习 但... I came to ask you one more time to join the crew. Everyone is practicing really hard, but...
我想没有你 我们就没希望了 I don't think we have any kind of shot without you.
抱歉 Stan 我不再是舞者了 Sorry, Stan, I'm not a dancer anymore.
我放弃了 I gave that up.
你妈说你曾是全国最优秀的舞者之一 Your mom says you were one of the best dancers in the country.
那她有没有说 我跳的舞害死了8个人? Did she also tell you my dancing got eight people killed?
嗯 她说你的鞋子掉了 那不是你的错 Yeah. She said your shoe came off. It wasn't your fault
是嘛 你去跟死者家属这么说好了 Yeah well, you tell that to their families.
听我说 Butters 意外无法避免 我们都得学会面对 Look, Butters, accidents happen. We all have to live with that.
我令那些人失望了 你不明白吗 老兄? I let those people down! Don't you get it man?!
8个人死了! Eight people died!
呃 其实是9个 其中一个女人怀孕了 Well, it was nine, actually. One of the women was pregnant.
什么? Oh what?
如果算上两个后来自杀的家人 就11个了 And eleven if you count the two family members that killed themselves afterward.
可那不是重点 Butters! But that isn't the point, Butters!
重点是 活在当下! 我们要开战了! The point is that this is now! It's on!
有人需要你重新振作! And there are people who need you to step up!
你瞧 没人喜欢被迫应对挑战 Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge.
但是迎战那些在你面前嚷嚷 "哈哈 我比你强"的人...就是生活的一部分 But competing against other people and getting in their faces saying "Haha! I'm better than you!" is part of life.
如果你做不到...你就只能呆坐在这 玩乐高积木一直到老 And if you can't face that, then you might as well sit here and play Leggos until you're an old man.
滚出我的房间 Stan! Get out of my room, Stan!
好 Fine.
但总有一天你得停止逃避 面对发生的事 But someday you're gonna have to stop running from what happened and start dealing with it.
不然 你就跟别的脓包一起移民法国吧 Otherwise, you might as well move to France with all the other pussies.
耶 尖叫吧! Yeah, make some noise!
女士们先生们 Ladies and Gentlemen,
你们今天要大饱眼福了 man, you are all in for a treat!
今晚的胜者 无论是谁 你都该记住他们的脸 Whichever crew wins tonight, you wanna remember their faces,
因为你下一次见到他们的时候... 'cause the next time you see them...
将是在Lil Kim的下一支MV里! (美国著名嘻哈饶舌女歌手) will be in Lil Kim's next video!
为Lil Kim欢呼吧! Give it up for Lil Kim!
怎么样啊 黑鬼! What's up, niggaz?!
这将会是一场鏖战 呦 This is gonna be a rough battle, y'all.
那就让我们为橘郡队加油! So let's give it up for the OC Crew!
还有挑战者 南方公园的"尊严队"! And the challengers, the South Park Diggitys!
兄弟 这儿快high翻天了 Man, it is about to get crazy up in here.
哦 是啊 Aww yeah.
各位 表演开始! Aight y'all. It's showtime!
舞者登台 Dancers to the floor!
Stan Stan 我们有大麻烦了 Stan. Stan, we have a big problem.
怎么搞的? What happened?
它在练习下位动作的时候滑倒了 He was practicing the say takedown and slipped on the floor.
- 来啊 蠢货! 你们到底跳不跳? - 它能动吗? - Come on, fools! You dancin' or what?! - Can he move it?
- 噢 我们怎么办 大厨?! - 规则是你们得有五个舞者 - Aw, what do we do, Chef? - Rules are you have to have five dancers.
没办法孩子们 我们失去比赛资格了 We have no choice, children. We have to forfeit.
看起来他们压根没打算要跳舞 Looks like they ain't even gonna dance.
他们吓破胆了! 看来他们已经尬惨了 They're too scared! Looks like they already got served!
我可以来吗 Can I still dance with you guys?
- Butters! - 太好了! - Butters! - All right!
好嘞 来啊 我们开始吧!DJ 来首火辣的! All right come on, let's do this! DJ! Give us a hot track!
哇! Waaah!
不! 上帝啊 不要噩梦重演啊! No! Jesus, not again!
宰了他! Kill him!
观众们 看来橘子郡队死光了 Folks, it looks like the OC crew is dead.
那意味着 胜利者是南方公园"尊严队"! That means the winner is the South Park Diggitys!
耶! 太好啦! Yeah！
太好了 我们成功了! - All right! - All right! We did it!
- 太棒了 Butters! - 你做到了! - All right Butters! - You dd it!
你做到了 儿子! 你做到了 You did it, son! You did it!
酷毙了 Butters! All right, Butters!
不! 不! 不!!! Noho! Noho! Noooooo!
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