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*欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光* ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
*到处都是友好的脸* ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
*淳朴的居民乐天知命* ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
*来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪* ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
*大车小车随便停* ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
*人人喊着 "邻居你好!"* ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
*到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然* ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
*(你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!)* Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
*快来南方公园 让你笑口常开* ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
南方公园 第7季 第10集 老年危机 iTunes版本调教：Tears 双语合成： kangaroo皮酱
朋友们 今天我们聚集于此 Friends, we gather in this place
为昨天惨案的受害者哀悼 to mourn the victims of yesterday's tragedy,
九位良好市民昨天在这条街上 nine good people who were run over in the street
被一个老妪开车撞死 by an elderly woman driver.
哦 天啊 追悼会真TM无聊 Oh, God, memorial services are so boring.
Cartman 你个冷血的混球! You insensitive asshole, Cartman!
有九个人死了耶! Nine people died!
嗯 不过有八个是嬉皮士 Yeah, but like eight of them were hippies.
通常只有嬉皮士才爱去农贸市场 Mostly hippies go to farmer's markets.
通常来说 Mostly.
有时候我们很难理解上帝的旨意 It is sometimes hard in times like these
就像现在这样 to understand God's way.
上帝为什么会让九个无辜市民 Why would he allow nine innocent people
在他们生命中最好的时候 to be run down in the prime of their lives
被一个老年市民开车撞死? 而且她都或许不该开车 by a senior citizen who perhaps shouldn't be driving?
这样的时候我们必须理解 It is then that we must understand
上帝的幽默感不同于我们 God's sense of humor is very different from our own.
对于"一哥们走进酒吧"的简单笑话 他不会笑 He does not laugh at the simple "man walks into a bar" joke.
不会 No.
上帝喜欢那种复杂讽刺 God needs complex irony
喜欢那种微妙可笑的桥段 而这对于你我却很可怖 and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me.
我们所能期盼的 就是上帝笑够了 All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh
这样的惨案不再发生 and a tragedy such as this will never happen again.
小心! Look out!
那是个停车标志么? Ah! Was that a stop sign back there?
哦 我好像开到坑里了 Oh, I think I hit a pothole.
老爸 政府为什么允许老年人开车? Hey, Dad, how come they let old people drive?
哦 Stan 这是个很敏感的话题 Well, Stan, it's a very fragile issue.
但他们会杀人耶 But they kill people.
有时候也许是 但是... Sometimes, yes.
对待老年人需要非常谨慎 Stan But senior citizens have to be dealt with very gingerly, Stan.
我们不能就这么没收他们的驾照 We can't just take their licenses away.
他们要敢没收我的驾照 我跟他们没完! I'll be God damned if they think they can take my license away!
哦 嗨 爸爸 - 我听见你说的了! Oh, hi, Dad. - I heard what you said!
你想剥夺老年市民的开车权! You want to take driving privileges away from seniors!
哦 让我告诉你 臭小子 Well, let me tell you something, pecker face,
我在轧钢厂工作了55年... I worked 55 years in a steel mill...
对 爸爸 Yes, Dad.
二战的时候我跟德国佬打过仗... ...and I flew Spitfires over Germany in World War II...
嗯 我知道 Yes, I know.
如果政府以为他们可以夺走我的驾驶权 ...and I will be God damned if the government thinks
我跟他们没完! it can step in and take away my right to drive!
我认为老年人应该拥有权利 爷爷 I think old people should have rights, Grandpa.
我只是不想死 I just don't want to die.
靠 Mona 这不是去 Damn it, Mona, this isn't the fastest way
乡村鸡快餐店最快的路! to Country Kitchen Buffet.
不是 但这是最近 最省油的路 No, but it's the shortest. Save the most gas that way.
如果走高速路 You save more gas
你能省更多油钱! if you take the highway to Country Kitchen Buffet!
里程越短 油钱省的越多 你个老蠢货! Less miles means less gas, you old fool.
家乡村鸡快餐店就在那儿! There's Country Kitchen right there!
哪里? Where?
后面 刚过去! Back there! You're gonna miss it!
Aah!
这是停车位么? Is this the parking lot?
应该是 I think so.
又一起老年驾驶致死案! Another death tonight by senior-citizen motorists.
松木河的Carl Zorn Carl Zorn of Pine Junction was killed instantly
被Pete Melman和Lydia Melman驾驶的汽车撞击并当场死亡 when struck by a vehicle driven by Pete and Lydia Melman,
肇事者当时在找乡村鸡快餐店 who were trying to find Country Kitchen Buffet.
本惨案仅仅发生于 This latest tragedy comes only two days
鹿湾惨案两天之后 after the accident in Deer Creek,
三个开着推土机的建筑工人 where three construction workers in a bulldozer
被老年人Paul Tobb撞死 were run down by senior citizen Paul Thom,
他也是在找乡村鸡快餐店 who was trying to find Country Kitchen Buffet.
公众向车辆管理局施压 Public outcry is forcing the DMV to consider
要求吊销70岁以上老年人的驾照 suspending the licenses of all seniors over 70,
但目前尚无定论 though no decision has yet to be made.
南方公园的老年人们 Seniors of South Park,
我不知道你们咋样 我快气疯了! I don't know about you, but I am mad as hell.
对! Yeah!
我已经烦透了他们老拿我的精神状况说事! I am sick of having my mental condition come into question.
对! Yeah!
可不是! That's right!
我们需要让所有人知道我们很生气 We need to let everyone know we're pissed off
后果很严重! and we're not gonna take it anymore.
听听! Hear, hear!
说得好 Pete! That's right, Pete.
说得好! That's right.
现在... Now...
谁还记得我们为啥生气来着? can anybody remember what we're pissed off about?
我记得我们都为了一件事生气... I remember we're all pissed about something.
所以才开了这个大会 That's why we had this meeting,
到底是啥来着... but I can't for the life of me...
哦! Ooh!
是因为那帮小孩儿在人行道上滑滑板么? Was it the kids skateboarding on the sidewalks?
啊 不对... No.
哦 我记起来了! Oh, I remember.
他们要没收我们的驾照! They're going to take our licenses away!
没错! - 对！ Yeah! - That's right!
没错 他们想没收我们的驾照! That's right. They're gonna try and take our licenses away.
我他妈相当生气! And I, for one, am mad as hell.
我也是! - 我也是! Me too! - Yeah! That's right!
我也怒! I'm mad, too.
我已经烦透了他们老拿我的精神状况说事! I am sick of having my mental condition come into question.
那我们现在该怎么办? So now what are we gonna do about it?
什么怎么办? Do about what?
他们要没收我们的驾照 They're gonna take our licenses away.
是么?! 他们不能这样! They are?! They can't do that!
就是! - 就是！ You said it! - You said it!
没错 That's right.
知道我怎么想么? So you know what I think we should do?
我想我们应该开一次老年人大会! I think we should have a senior-citizens meeting --
把老年人聚集在社区活动中心 我们要团结起来! get all the seniors together at the community center and unite!
好主意 Marvin! Great idea, Marvin.
等一下 我们现在就在开那个会议 Wait. I-I think we're having that meeting right now.
哦 对啊 现在就是在开那个会 Oh. Right. This is the meeting.
对 让那些死小孩 Right, to get them damn kids
不要再在人行道上滑滑板! to stop skateboarding on the sidewalks.
哦! Yeah!
对! - 阻止他们! That's right! - This will stop 'em.
Sharon 你看见爸了么? Sharon, have you seen Dad?
亲爱的 他不在家 He's not here, hon.
他和镇上所有的老年人 He's having a meeting with all the seniors in town
都到社区活动中心开会去了 at the community center.
哦 Oh.
等一下 Wait a minute.
如果镇上所有老年人都去开会了 If all the seniors in town are at a meeting,
那么会议结束的时候... that means that when the meeting gets out...
镇上所有老年人都会开车回家... Every senior in town will be driving home...
在同一时间 At the same time.
额 滴 神! Oh my God.
快回家! Get inside!
老年人大会散会了! Seniors meeting getting out! Get off the streets!
远离街道!会议圆满结束了 All right. Great meeting, everyone.
有机会的话咱们再来一次 Let's do it again sometime.
再见了 大伙! So long, everybody.
再见 Lucy - 回头见 Goodbye, Lucy. - See you later.
再见 Bill！ Goodbye, Bill!
远离街道! Get off the streets!
老年人要开车了! Old people are driving!
逃啊！- 快逃！ Run! - Run!
额滴神呐！ Oh my God!
Gerald! 孩子们呢? Gerald! Where are the boys?!
我们得离开这儿! We've got to get out of here!
孩子们! Gerald 他们在哪?! The boys, Gerald! Where are they?!
他们...他们... T-They're...
他们在街上玩冰球呢! They're playing street hockey!
额 滴 神! Oh my God!
还剩10秒 攻方发动攻势! With just 10 seconds to go, the offense makes its move.
Marsh上前去 把球传给了穷小孩 Marsh heads for the goal and passes the ball to the poor kid.
穷小孩传给了犹太人! The poor kid hands it off to the Jew.
犹太人射门! The Jew shoots! Oh!
哦 射门再次被拦截! And the shot is blocked again,
再次证明犹太人不会玩冰球! proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey.
这不公平! Cartman肥得把球门都挡住了! It isn't fair. Cartman's fatter than the goal.
我才不肥 我只是有性感的冰球运动员身材而已 I'm not fat. I just have a sweet hockey body.
远离街道! Get off the streets!
伙计 看啊 Dude, look.
远离! 街道! Get off...the streets!
远离街道! Get off the streets!
- 啥玩意啊? - 不知道 - What is that? - I don't know.
远离! Get off!
远离街道! Get! Streets! Off the streets!
哥们 那是你老爸么? - 好像是 Dude, is that your dad? - I think so.
看上去Stan的老爸又喝高了 Looks like Stan's dad's been hittin' the bottle again.
街道! Streets!
- 他在说什么? - 听不明白 What is he saying? - I can't understand him.
啊！ Aah!
冷静! Calm down.
我们不明白你在说啥! We cannot understand you.
啊!!! Mrph rm!
哦 天啊! Oh, Jesus!
老年人! Old people!
快走! Come on!
老天爷啊！他们来了！ Oh, God! They're coming!
去那边! 藏起来! Get over there. Stay low!
他们为啥要同时开车啊? Why are they all out driving at the same time?
嘘! Shh!
没事了 孩子 他们走了 It's okay, boys. They're gone.
我们先躲一会儿 等到... Let's just lay low for a minute until we can find --
我咋不记得这儿有栋房啊 I don't remember there being a building here.
快跑! Run!
跟你说了该左转的 Larry I told you to turn left, Larry.
楼上! 去楼上! Get up the stairs! Up the stairs!
快! 快! Come on! Come on!
啊! 又来一个! Aah! There's another one!
请问这是卡斯特罗大道么? Excuse me. Is this Costello Avenue?
这儿! In here!
我们不死光 他们是不会罢休的! They're not gonna stop until we're all dead!
小声点! 安静! Quiet! Keep quiet!
老爸 我害怕! Dad, I'm scared.
小点声! Just keep your voices down.
我们今晚在这里过夜 We'll stay the night in here.
实在不行的话 我们就在这过冬 We'll stay the whole winter if we have to.
我才不要整个冬天都呆在这! I'm not staying the winter in this room.
你们就得告诉那些老年人他们不能再开车了! You just need to tell old people they can't drive anymore.
哦 Stan 不是那么简单的! Stan, it's not that simple!
你们冷静一下 我找一下开关 Just relax while I find the lights.
这儿呢 Here we go.
我们怎么上这来了? How the hell did we get up here?
我都跟你说走错了 I told you this was the wrong way.
Tom 我现在在汽车管理局门口 Tom, I'm standing outside of the Department of Motor vehicles,
在下午3点之前 where senior citizens have until 3:00 p.m.
老年人都要上交他们的驾照 to hand over their driver's licenses.
这项新法律是在老年人集体开车的 The new law was passed just three days
恐怖之夜后第三天通过的 after the night of horror
那次惨案造成了14人死亡 in which all seniors were out driving at the same time,
以及三百万美元的财产损失 causing 14 deaths and $3 million in damage.
好啦...可以了 All righty. There we go.
下一个! Next.
你们这样做是不对的! It ain't right what you're doing.
我这一生从没出过车祸! I never had an accident in my life!
没错 你们不应该惩罚我们所有人! That's right. You shouldn't punish all of us.
很抱歉 只能这样了 We're sorry, but this is the only way to be sure.
下一个 Next, please.
好了 There we go.
那我以后想去杂货店怎么办? But how am I supposed to get to the grocery store?
或者想去药店买药怎么办? Or the pharmacy to buy medicine?
那 也许你该去疗养院了 对吧? Well, maybe you should be in a nursing home, hmm?
我们有些人宁愿去死! Some of us would rather die!
那个嘛 我们也可以助你一臂之力哦 Well, we can certainly help you with that, too.
我们不是二等公民! We aren't second-class citizens.
没错 That's right.
你们可以夺走我们的驾照 但你们夺不走我们的尊严! You can take our licenses, but you'll never take our pride!
就是... Yeah.
啊 这样是不是很爽啊 伙计们? Oh, isn't this great, you guys?
老人们都在家关禁闭 Being able to walk the streets now that old people
我们可以放心在街上溜达了 are confined to their homes, where they belong.
Billy 上车来 Billy, get in the car.
我需要你们跟我一起去取一下我的新电动轮椅 I need you boys to help me pick up my new Hoveround.
呃 爷爷 你不是不能开车了么 Uh, Grandpa, I don't think you're supposed to be driving.
该死的 Billy! God damn it, Billy!
你该听你爸的话 对吧? You're supposed to listen to your dad, right?
我可是你爸爸的爸爸! Well, I'm your dad's dad!
赶快给我上车 不然我捶死你! And that means you get in this car before I tan all your hides!
嗯 可以这样想: Well, look at it this way.
从统计学上说 在老年人开的车里 Statistically speaking, we're safer inside a car
要比在车外安全得多 with an old person driving than outside.
天啊 他说得对耶 My God, he's right.
圣洁的圣母玛利亚啊 主与我同在 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.
请保佑我不要死 I shall not walk through the valley of death.
伙计们 我不知道我跟你们说过没 Guys, I don't know if I ever told you this, but...
我...我爱你们 Well, I love you guys.
除了你 Kyle Except for you, Kyle.
好了 坐好没? Okay. All set?
SB! Asshole!
Mrph!
呃 爷爷 好像有辆警车在后面 Uh, I think there's a police car behind you, Grandpa.
嗯? Huh?
走开! Go around.
走开 你个低能! Go around, you moron!
停车 马上停车 Blue Impala, pull your vehicle over.
是说我们呢 谢天谢地 I believe that's us. Thank God.
请出示驾照 Could I see your license, please?
我没有! 被你们这帮混球拿走了! I ain't got one! You peckers took it!
好吧 那你得进监狱了 Well, then I'll have to take you to jail.
你倒试试啊 你个阴囊脑袋! You just try taking me to jail, scrotum head.
你有胆试试! You just try.
真他妈狗娘养... Stupid son of a --
他奶奶的 God damn it.
Marsh先生 我就把他关在这里 I've just got him right here, Mr. Marsh.
哦 老天 Oh, brother.
老爸 做得好啊 看看你 Well, good job, Dad. Look at you now.
靠 还轮不到你教训我 你个SB! Oh, God damn it, don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch.
你就是非得这么顽固 是不? You just had to be so damn stubborn, didn't you?
我儿子把现在把我当成12岁小孩! Now my son is gonna talk to me like I'm 12.
爸 我们不会把你当小孩对待的 好吧? We're not treating you like children, Dad, all right?
现在 我想你该向警察叔叔道歉喽 Now, I think you owe Mr. Police Officer an apology.
谁该道歉啊 嗯? 谁该说对不起了? Who needs to apologize, hmm? Who's a sorry-sorry?
滚你妈的! Kiss my sagging ass!
好吧 我本来还打算把你保释出来 Well, fine, I was gonna bail you out,
但也许你该在这里待一阵好好想想你做了什么 but maybe you can just sit here and think about what you did.
我不会在这里很久的 I won't be sitting here long.
我已经给AARP打电话了! - 那是什么? - 've already called the AARP. - What's that?
美国退休人员联盟 The American Association of Retired Persons,
我国最大的政治组织! the largest political group in the country.
当像我这样的老年人被歧视了 When seniors like me are being discriminated against,
AARP就会出来维护正义 the AARP comes and sets it right.
等他们来了 你们就后悔莫及了! And you're gonna be sorry when they get here.
孩子们 你们明白了吧 成吉思汗是蒙古人 And so you see, children, Genghis Khan was a Mongol,
别跟蒙古症患者弄混了 not to be confused with a mongoloid,
就像男演员尼古拉·斯凯奇 like the actor Nicolas Cage.
好了 谁能告诉我在哪年... Okay. Now, who can tell me in what year...
这个蒙古症患者的...第一部...电影... the first film... by the mongoloid...
真诡异 That's odd.
空降兵怎么跑这儿来了 技术也忒差了吧 Those ROTC guys are way off course.
又来一堆老年人! More old people!
美国退休人员联盟 The American Association of Retired Persons.
孩子们 坐好 我马上回来 Stay in your seats, children. I'll be right back.
设立防线! B组去D点! Set up a perimeter. Bring Bravo team to Point Delta.
B组 出发! Bravo team is go.
走 走 走! Move! Move! Move!
冲啊! 冲啊! Let's go! Let's go!
需要我帮你们找什么东西吗? Uh, can I help you folks find something?
老年人发疯了! Old people have gone mad!
呼叫! Contact!
年轻人 举起手来! Put your hands up, young man!
Marvin Marsh? Marvin Marsh?
我是 Yes?
我是AARP的主席Bill Stewart I'm Bill Stewart, president of the AARP.
我们来帮这个镇上老年人奋起反抗 We've come to help the seniors in this town fight back.
哦 很高兴见到你 Bill Oh. It's nice to meet you, Bill.
啊? Huh?!
我们尽快赶来了 We came as fast as we could.
我们只是先去了一下乡村鸡快餐店 We just had to stop by Country Kitchen Buffet first.
那是疗养院 It's the nursing home!
去解放我们的同胞吧! Liberate our comrades!
走! 我们上! Let's go! - Get out of there!
Johnson先生 There, now, Mr. Johnson.
我们去餐厅 We can go to the cafeteria
给你弄点美味的奶油玉米和面包 and get you some nice cream corn and toast.
有什么我可以帮您的么? Can I help you?
帮你个头 - Help this.
革命开始了 兄弟们! The revolution is on, brother!
我们要夺取小镇的政权! We're taking control of the town!
是么? TMD也该是时候了! We are? Well, it's about damn time.
嘿 大伙 我们要夺取小镇政权啦! Hey, everyone, we're taking the town.
没错 All right.
Oh.
老人们 我们要夺取小镇政权啦! Seniors? We're taking the town over.
闹革命了! The revolution is on!
唔 革命? Oh, the revolution?
哦 我最好换件衣服去 Oh, I better get my other sweater.
Ryland女士 老人们要夺取小镇政权了 Mrs. Ryland, seniors are taking over the town.
来把枪不? Would you like a gun?
好的呀 Oh, I suppose so.
他妈的发生什么事情了? What the hell is going on?
闭上你的臭嘴 滚那边去! Shut your piehole and get over there.
Randy 怎么回事? Randy, what is this?
嘿! 你们现在是AARP的俘虏! Huh?! You are now under the authority of the AARP.
哈! 怎么样啊 SB! Ha! There you go, Mr. Smart Mouth.
看看你现在的熊样! Look at you now!
爸 你在做什么? Dad, what are you doing?
AARP会帮助我们统治这个小镇 The AARP is going to help us take this town
直到我们拿回驾照! until we get our licenses back!
没错 我们还要更多的医保资金! Yeah. And we're gonna ask for more money in Medicare, too.
- 没错! - 对! That's right. - Yeah!
你们都得了老年痴呆了么? Have you all got Alzheimer's?
政府才不会听你们 They're not gonna listen
这帮发神经的老年人瞎扯! to a bunch of whacked-out senior citizens.
哈? Huh?!
如果他们不满足我们的要求 We'll tell 'em if they don't give us our demands,
我们就要杀人质了! we'll start killing hostages.
好吧 说得跟真的似的! Right. They're gonna really believe that.
这是不是有点极端了 Bill? Isn't that a little extreme, Bill?
啊? 不 我们得强硬! Huh?! No. We got to be tough.
就跟那些该死的小日本一样! Just like with those damn Japs.
真是疯了 爸 This is insane, Dad.
你们得马上停止 不能再伤人了 You all need to stop right now before more people get hurt.
你对我指手划脚的日子已经过去了 混小子! The time when you can tell me what to do is over, bucky boy.
现在是我们说了算! We 're in charge now.
好了 All right.
我们已经控制了市长办公室和消防站 We've got control of the mayor's office and the fire station.
Conifer疗养院的 Reinforcements have arrived
后备军来了 from the nursing home in Conifer.
太好了! Good!
我们老年人可以掌控整个国家! Hell, us senior citizens could take over the entire country.
有客人! We've got company.
注意 老年人们 Attention, seniors.
放下武器 自首吧 Lay down your weapons and turn yourselves over.
Applegate太太 给他们点颜色看看 Mrs. Applegate, show 'em we mean business.
好的 All right.
Ooh!
Aah!
你们想要什么? What do you want?
啊? Huh?!
把驾照还给我们! We want our licenses back!
对! Yeah!
我们要给多的医保资金! That's right. And we want more money in Medicare!
对! Yeah!
还有 叫那些死小孩 And we want those damn kids
以后别在人行道上滑滑板! to stop skateboarding on the sidewalks!
对! Yeah!
嘿 老爸 Hey, Dad.
Stan ! 孩子们! 你们没事 Stan! Boys! You're safe.
老爸 为啥大家都任由老年人这么做? Dad, why is everyone letting the old people do this?
为啥没人阻止他们? Why doesn't somebody stop them?
他们试过 儿子 They've tried to stop them, son,
可那些老年人早上起床太早了 but the seniors get up so early in the morning,
在我们醒来之前他们就把一切都准备好了 they get everything done before everyone else is even awake.
他们说好像要掌控整个国家 They're saying something about taking over the whole country.
嗯 Yes.
他们起得这么早 And now, seeing how early they get up,
我真不知道有谁能阻止他们了 I don't see how anyone can stop them.
等等 你们! Wait a minute. You boys!
你们和他们起得几乎一样早 You get up almost as early as they do.
你们可以和他们对抗! You can fight them.
噢 拜托 老爸 就不能你们大人来做么? Oh, come on, Dad. Can't you guys do it?
不 儿子 我们...喜欢睡懒觉 No, son. We...like to sleep in.
带过两名人质来! Two hostages come front and center!
他们来了! They're coming.
赶快走 别让他们发现了 Get out of here before they see you.
朝山丘跑 想办法阻止他们 去吧! Run to the hills and find a way to fight them. Go!
孩子们 为我报仇! Boys! Avenge me!
为我报仇!! Avenge me!
好了 来看看啊 All right. Check it out.
Kenny已经侦查了小镇 Kenny did reconnaissance on the town.
老年人封锁了这儿和这儿 The old people have blockades here and here.
老太太们在防线附近巡逻 Old ladies are keeping watch in towers around the perimeter.
领导们和我爷爷 The leaders, along with my grandpa,
大概在市长办公室里 are most likely in the mayor's office.
我们唯一的办法就是切断他们的日常供给 So our only solution is to cut off their life force.
我们不能硬碰硬 Cartman We can't fight them, Cartman.
是不能 但我们可以溜进城 No, but we can sneak into town
切断他们的粮草 这儿 and shut down their food supply -- here.
乡村鸡快餐店? Country Kitchen Buffet?
没错 关了乡村鸡快餐店 Yeah. You take out Country Kitchen Buffet,
老年人就不知道怎么办了 and old people won't know what to do.
你这主意真弱智 Cartman! That's a retarded idea, Cartman.
是么? 两年前他们把汽艇泉镇的 Is it? Two years ago they closed the Country Kitchen Buffet
乡村鸡快餐店关闭了 in Steamboat Springs,
结果不到一周 老年人就都饿死了 and all the old people died of starvation in less than a week.
对耶 我听说过这个 Yeah. I remember hearing about that.
就算这管用吧 我们要怎么去把餐馆关掉? Even if it could work, how would we go about shutting it down?
我有个主意 不过要今晚进行 I think I have a plan. But we'll have to do it tonight.
我们先溜进城 We'll start by sneaking into town
聪明地伪装成黑人 cleverly disguised as black people.
5点45分 Kenny和Kyle At 5:45, Kenny and Kyle split off
去城东调虎离山 and set a diversion on the east side of town.
同时我和Stan溜进市长办公室 Meanwhile, Stan and I sneak into the mayor's office
去偷点老年人储备的炸药 and steal some of the explosives the old people have stashed.
9点 我们在乡村鸡快餐店碰头 9:00, we rendezvous at the Country Kitchen Buffet,
我们把炸药和计时器绑在Kyle身上 where we strap the explosives and the timer to Kyle's chest.
我们含泪送别Kyle We say our tearful goodbyes to Kyle,
然后让他走进快餐店 and then we send him inside.
好耶! 太棒了! Yeah! - All right!
成功了! Mrph rm! - I did it!
是哦 或者我们就去快餐店 Yeah, or we just go to Country Kitchen Buffet
从里面把门锁住 那样老年人就进不去了 and lock it from the inside so the seniors can't get in.
嗯 那样也行 Well, right. Or we do -- do that.
好了 各位 All right, everyone.
大家带上武器 准备行动! Round up your ammunition and get ready to move.
我们要把战争扩大! We're taking this war further out!
好的! - 闹革命了！ All right! - Revolution!
出发! - Bob，快看 Let's go! - Look, Bob.
Bob 我很感激AARP为我们做的 Uh, I appreciate what the AARP is trying to do for us,
可我们只是想把驾照要回来 but, uh, all we want is our licenses back.
啊? 不行! Huh?! Heck, no!
我们的进展太顺利了 This is going too well.
我们要夺回整个国家 We're gonna take the whole country back,
把不到65岁的人全部杀掉! wipe out everyone below the age of 65.
全部杀掉? 你傻啦?! Wipe 'em out? What are you, senile?
来吧 大伙! Come on, everyone!
是时候进入第二阶段了! It's time to plan phase two!
搞什么鸟蛋? What the heck?
啊? 这怎么回事? Huh? What is this?
都早上6点了 乡村鸡快餐店该开门了! It's 6:00 a.m. Country Kitchen should be open.
没开吗? 没道理啊! I-It's not open? H-Has to be.
试试窗户! Try a window.
窗户从里面堵死了! They're blocked from the inside!
不 No.
不 让我们进去! 让我们进去! No. Let us in! Let us in!
开门! Open the doors!
早上6点了! It's 6:00 a.m.! - It's 6:00 a.m.!
我们饿了！ We're hungry!
乡村鸡开门啊! Open the Country Kitchen Buffet!
让我们进去! You have to let us in!
好了 大伙儿 都安全了! All right, everyone. Area secure.
拿走他们的武器 释放人质 Collect their weapons and free the hostages.
你们的主意太棒了 孩子们 That was a great strategy, boys.
你们可能救了整个国家 You may very well have saved this entire country.
发生了什么? 结束了么? What happened? Is it over?
没事了 Everything is fine.
小镇又归你们管啦 Control of the town is back to you folks.
乡村鸡...怎么回事? Country Kitchen. W-What happened?
长官 这个怎么办? Sir, what should we do with this one?
这由镇上的人说了算 It's up to the townspeople.
嗯 我想他已经吸取教训了 哈? Well, I think he learned his lesson, huh?
你现在是不是觉得特傻 爸? Don't you feel silly now, Dad?
我想有人该向我们大家道歉 I think somebody owes us all an apology.
是不是呀? Yes, he does.
哦 打住吧 老爸! 这事你也有错! Oh, stop it, Dad. This is partly your fault.
啊? Huh?
爷爷只是不想被当成孩子看 All Grandpa wants is not to be talked to like a child.
我想他生气有一半原因 I think half of what he was angry about
不是你做了什么 而是你做的方式 wasn't what you were doing, but how you were doing it.
说得没错 That's right.
至于爷爷 你应该自豪 And, Grandpa, you should be proud
你活了这么久 you made it though life to be a senior.
但你同样应该知道 你要是开车 But you should also realize that when you get behind the wheel,
你就是个杀人机器 you're a killing machine.
我明白 I know.
我想有时候老年人应该知道 I guess sometimes us seniors need to know
什么时候不该再开车了 when to stop driving
这样家人也不用担心了 so we don't put the responsibility on our families.
嗯 我觉得今天 Well, I think this has been a real learning experience
Marsh一家真是学到了不少 for the Marsh family.
虽然有人挂了 但我们都成长了 People died, but we all grew a little.
咱们回家吧 Let's just go home.
好嘞 我开车 Sure. I'll drive.
哈哈哈 这就是我们家爷爷! That's our Grandpa.
靠 我恨我家人 Dude, I hate my family.