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*欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光* ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
*到处都是友好的脸* ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
*淳朴的居民乐天知命* ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
*来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪* ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
*大车小车随便停* ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
*人人喊着 "邻居你好!"* ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
*到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然* ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
*(你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!)* ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
*快来南方公园 让你笑口常开* ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
南方公园 第7季 第2集 疯狂的残疾人 iTunes版本调教：Tears 双语合成 乌鸦
女士们 先生们 掌声有请Jimmy! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Jimmy!
谢谢大家! 哇哦 多棒的观众啊 Thank you. Wow, what a terrific audience.
我知道你们在想什么 I know what most of you are thinking.
"嘿 那小子抢了我的风头..." "Hey, that guy stole my shoes. "
哇 多棒的观众啊 Wow, what a great audience.
想不想听迈克尔·杰克逊的事? And how about this Michael Jackson guy, huh?
我想说 得了吧... I mean, come on.
哇 多棒的观众 Wow, what a great audience.
呃...灯光 谢谢 Lights, please?
嘿 Jimmy Hey, Jimmy.
Butters 其他人呢? Butters, where is everybody?
哦 这个 是这样的... Oh, yeah, well, about that...
Christopher Reeve来镇上作秀 Christopher Reeve came to town to do some kind of show,
大家都跑去看他了 and everyone went to see him.
Christopher Reeve? Christopher Reeve!
你知道 Christopher Reeve 就是演超人的那个... You know, Christopher Reeve, the guy who played Superman?
我知道他是谁! I know who he is!
可为什么 大家情愿看他不看我?! But why is everyone ditching my comedy show to see him?
因为他本来全身瘫痪 但现在他可以动一个手指了 Well, because he got crippled, but now he can move his fingers.
他的事迹激励了每个人 He's an inspiration to us all.
所以没人看你的秀 That's why everyone ditched on your show.
那你怎么来了? So then how come you came?
因为我答应要来的 Well, because I said I would.
哦 我很傻 对吧? I'm a dork, huh?
我们闲话少说 欢迎这个星球上最勇敢 And so without further ado, here is the most courageous,
最优秀的人... most amazing man on the planet,
Christopher Reeve Christopher Reeve.
谢谢大家 谢谢 哇 多棒的观众啊 Thank you, thank you. Wow, what a great audience.
我刚刚飞抵南方公园 I just flew into South Park.
以前我不需要坐飞机 Used to be I didn't need an aeroplane!
众所周知 As most of you know,
我是干细胞研究的忠实支持者 I am a strong supporter of stem cell research.
嘿 朋友们! 多谢你们 "支持"我的喜剧秀了 Say, fellas, thanks a lot for going to my comedy show!
我们没去看你的秀 We didn't go to your comedy show.
我知道! 我是在讽...讽刺你们! I know that! I was being facetious!
你瞧 老兄 那可是 Christopher Reeve Well, dude, Christopher Reeve, dude.
唔 Christopher Reeve! 断手断脚的超人! Christopher Reeve! Whoop-dee freaking do!
老兄 你不厚道 Dude, that's not cool.
你不该嘲笑Christopher Reeve You shouldn't make fun of Christopher Reeve.
没错 老兄 你不厚道 Yeah, dude, not cool.
虽然颇具争议... Though it is controversial,
干细胞研究却至关重要... stem cell research is critical
它能帮助广大... in the quest for helping
伤残人士 the disabled.
我一手编排了整场喜剧秀 我还是先天残疾呢! I put together a comedy show, and I was crippled from birth!
呃 呼 朋友们 我觉得 我们最好别掺和这事 Guys, I think we'd better stay out of this one.
同意 看来这集没我们什么事 Yeah, this is starting to look like something
我们不应该参与其中 we shouldn't be any part of.
我们去玩玩具卡车吧 Let's just go play with trucks or something.
你能相信这群笨蛋么 Timmy? Can you believe this asswipe, Timmy?
Timmeh!! Timmy!
为什么后天残疾的名人 Why is a celebrity who became crippled more important
比我们先天残疾人受欢迎? than us that were born that way, very much?
Timmeh! Timmy!
在接下来的几天... In the coming days,
我会向全世界证明... I will prove to the world
干细胞研究是个奇迹 that stem cell research is a miracle.
闪开点儿 Kenny! Move it, Kenny.
- 你们好啊 - 喔 嘿 Jimmy 嘿 Timmy - Hey, there, fellas. - Oh, hey, Jimmy, hey, Timmy.
Timmih! Timmy!
你们想不想加入我们的社团? Say, would you guys like to join our club?
哦 对不起 你们不能 因为你们不是残疾人 Oh, I'm sorry, you can't, you aren't crippled.
- 什么? - 想加入我们的社团 - What? - To be in our club,
不仅必须是残...残疾 not only do you have to be crippled
而且必须是先天残疾 but you have to have been born that way.
明白我的意思么? You know what that means?
傻瓜超人Christopher Reeve 想都别想! No butthole Superman asswipe Christopher Reeve!
很不错 老兄 我们不想掺和 That's nice, guys. We're just gonna stay out of this one.
等等! 你们不能建一个社团 Hey, wait a minute, you guys can't just start a club
然后说我没资格加入! and tell me I can't be in it!
抱歉 健全人 你没资格 Sorry, able-body, you can't join.
有资格! Can, too!
嘿 Timmy 拧个电灯泡 Hey, Timmy, how many able-bodied people
需要多少个健全人? does it take to screw in a light bulb?
一个 One!
你知道一个健全人站在门口 你怎么叫他么? You know what you call an able-bodied guy on the doorstep?
就叫他的名字 Whatever his name is.
- 喔 你爷爷的! - Cartman 不要理他们 - Oh, God damn it! - Cartman, just stay out of it.
可他们说我不能参加他们的社团! But they say I can't be in their club!
Cartman 相信我 掺和这个没好事 Cartman, trust me. We don't want any part in this one.
你好 McGillicuuhh... McGillicuddy先生 Hello, Mr. McGillicuddy.
你们好 孩子们 有什么要我帮忙的? Hello, boys! What can I do for you?
我和Timmy为我们的新社团 设...设计了件T恤 Timmy and I have made a T-shirt design for our new club.
我们今天早上刚给它起了名字 We just came up with the name this morning!
呃 孩子们 你们不是认真的吧 Boys, I don't think you want to wear these shirts.
为什么不? Why not?
因为已经有一群人自称Crips了 (美国著名非裔黑帮) Well, because there already is a group that calls themselves the Crips,
我想他们会不高兴的 and I don't think they'd like it too much.
...已经有人叫Crips了?! There's already a Crips?
当然啦 丹佛市五区全是他们的人 Well, sure, they're all over Five Points area in Denver.
你们从没听说过? You've never heard of them?
没有 从来没听过 No, we never have!
他们是先天残疾 还是想变成残疾? Are they crippled from birth,
像Christopher Reeve那样 or are they cripple wannabes like Christopher Reeve?
哦 我还是别掺和了 I am staying out of this one.
你能相信吗 Timmy? Can you believe it, Timmy?
原来早就有先天残疾人社团 All this time there was a group for truly crippled people like ourselves,
- 我们却一无所知 - Timmmeh! - and we didn't know it! - Timmy!
快走 我们搭公车去丹佛市五区 Come on, we've got to take the bus to Five Points in Denver.
我们今晚的嘉宾 舞台和荧幕耀眼的明星 My guest tonight is the brilliant star of stage and screen,
Christopher Reeve先生 Mr. Christopher Reeve, who,
他在干细胞研究的帮助下 如今已经可以移动胳臂了 with the help of stem cell research, is now able to move his arms.
谢谢你再次邀请我上节目 Larry Thanks for having me on again, Larry.
Chris 当着全世界观众 All right, Chris, the whole world is waiting.
你何不现在展示一下 干细胞研究对你的帮助 Why don't you show us what stem cell research has done for you?
神奇 太神奇了 不是吗? Amazing. Isn't that amazing, folks?
Chris 有人说干细胞研究是不对的 Now, Chris, there's some people who say stem cell research is wrong,
从胚胎上获取细胞非常...不道德 that taking cells from a foetus is unethical.
这说明人民大众需要深入了解... Well, it just proves that the public needs to be educated
干细胞研究 about stem cell research.
比如这个胚胎的干细胞... See, the stem cells from a foetus like this one
它能变成人体内 任何已经衰败的细胞 can form into whatever cells of the body are damaged.
它是地球上最强大的东西 They are the most powerful thing on the planet.
像你这样的病人是怎么 And how does someone like yourself
使用这些干细胞的 Chris? make use of the stem cells, Chris?
其实很简单 Well, it's very simple.
现在 你们可以看到 我的胳臂活动得更自如了
And now you can see, my arms have better movement.
哇 哇 Wow. Wow.
打扰了 先生 我们正在 找一群叫Crips的人 Excuse me, sir, we're looking for a group of people called the Crips.
- 真的? - 你知道他们在哪里么? - You are? - Do you know where they meet?
体育馆和图书馆我们都找过了 We've already tried the rec centre and the library.
Crips的人在那个废弃的 仓库里聚会... The Crips hang out in that old warehouse down there,
不过 没有外人进去过 but nobody goes in there.
哦 没关系 我们也是Crips 走吧 Tim-Tim It's okay, we're crips ourselves. Come on, Tim-Tim!
Timmmih! Timmy!
各位 你们好 Well, hello, everyone!
我叫Jim Swanson 这是我的朋友Timmy I'm Jim Swanson, and this is my friend Timmy.
Timmmih! Timmy!
Tih... Ti-Timmih Timmy.
请允许我们自我介绍一下 Well, let us tell you a little bit about ourselves.
Timmy和我是真正的Crips 是先天的 Timmy and I are both true crips, born and raised.
我们是南方公园唯二的Crips We're the only crips in South Park, where we live,
我们很想加入你们的丹佛社团 and would love to join your fantastic Denver chapter.
他们来真的么 老兄? Is they for real, man?
在加入之前 我们还有一...个问题 We just have one question before we join your club.
你们觉得是天生的Crip好 Do you think it's better to be born a crip,
还是后天的Crip好? or to become a crip later by accident?
只有天生的Crip才是真正的Crip 小贼 The only real Crips is born Crips, dawg!
没错 后天的不能算Crip! 笨蛋 Yeah, you can't become a Crip by accident, fool!
我同意 我想说"得了吧"! I agree. I mean, it's like, come on!
那些后天残障的家伙 Why do these people who become crips later in life
凭什么自以为是? think they are such great potatoes?
Timmih! Timmy!
哦 很高兴我们能达成共识 Well, we're glad you see it our way, fellas.
我们能参加你们的社...团吗? So can we join your group?
行 你们想跟五区的Crips混 All right, you wanna thug with the Five Point Crips?
先收拾几个该死的Bloods再说 (墨西哥裔黑帮 与Crips是宿敌) Bitches, all you gotta do is pop some punk-ass Bloods.
没问题 Tim和我很乐意 收拾那些该死的Bloods Well, sure, Tim and I would love to pop some punk-ass Bloods.
我们很在行 We're terrific at it.
Timmih? Timmy?
我也搞不清楚 Timmy 见机行事吧 I don't know, Timmy. Just play along.
Timmih! Timmy!
那么说 你入伙咯? So you saying you're down?
一言既出 驷...马 Down like a clown, Charlie...
一言既出 驷...马 驷...马 Down like a Clown, Charlie...
一言既出 驷...马难追 Down like a Clown, Charlie Brown.
Timmy 你有没有注意到 Say, Timmy, did you notice that all the crippled people
咱们社团里全是黑人? in that club are Negroes?
Timmih! Timmy!
简直太巧了 That's an amazing coincidence.
南方公园没有一个残疾的有色人种 I mean, there's not one crippled coloured person in South Park.
嘿 你们俩小孩儿 Hey, you kids.
你好 警官 Well, hello, Officers.
你们知道自己在干嘛么? What the hell do you think you're doing?
我们要去收拾该死的Bloods We're going to pop some punk-ass Bloods.
Timmih! Timmy!
瞧 Timmy 那里有个便利店 Look, Timmy, there's a convenience store.
那些一定就是他们叫咱收拾的 "几个该死的Bloods" That must be what the fellas meant by, "Pop some punk-ass Bloods. "
他们大概是要我们 请这些人吃饭喝汽水 They want us to get them some soda pop and treats!
哦 Timmih Oh, Timmy!
咱们只要请客他们 喝姜味汽水 吃软糖
Let's buy them ginger ale and marshmallows.
就能加入社团了 Then they'll let us in the club for sure.
喔 见鬼! Oh...
周....日.....司机 Sunday driver.
哟哟 安静! Yo, yo, listen up, y'all.
我来介绍一下咱 新收的俩小弟 轮子和四条腿 Let me tell you about my lil' Gs, Roller and Four-Legs, here.
他们一晚上就干掉了13个Bloods! They just smoked 13 Bloods in one night.
- 一晚? - 耶！ - One night? - Yeah!
这是前所未有的成就! That ain't never been done before!
他们还给咱买了 姜味汽水和果汁软糖 And they got us marshmallows and ginger ale.
- 说得对! - 干得好! - My man. - That's right.
就是说 我们可以加...入了? So does that mean we can join the club?
你们当然能加入 你们是城里最牛的Crips! You're not just in, you're the baddest mo-fo Crips in town.
Cipac! 调高音响! C- Pop, turn up the beats,
庆祝咱们五区新气象! so we can celebrate our new Gs Five Point style.
遵命 All right.
哇 这些家伙真是残疾到家了 Wow, these guys really are crippled.
Timmy 我有种感觉 这是个超酷的开...头 Timmy, I have a feeling this is the start of something wonderful.
Timmih! Timmy!
谢谢便车 朋友 我们玩得...很愉快 Thanks for the ride home, fellas! We sure had a terrific time.
好咧 再接再厉 小贼 All right, keep it real, lil' dawgs.
你们小贼也再接再厉 You dawgs keep it real, too.
Timmih! Timmy!
哇 真是难忘的经历 Well, that sure was a terrific time.
咱俩明天一起去 显摆咱们新队服 Timmy Let's go all around tomorrow and show everyone our new outfits, Timmy.
Timmih! Timmy!
你总算回来了 Jimmy! There you are, Jimmy!
咋啦 阿妈? 哟 阿爸? What up, masey? Yo, pops!
Jimmy 你妈很担心你 Jimmy, your mother was getting worried about you.
不用担心 No need to worry about me.
我好得很 如鱼得...得水 I'm cool like a fool in a swimming pool.
Tom 我正在干细胞科研中心 向各位报导重大新闻 Tom, I'm standing out front of the stem cell research facility with terrific news.
Christopher Reeve 一度全身瘫痪 Christopher Reeve, who was once paralysed,
声称如今他能站起来了 claims that he can now stand.
谢谢大家 Thank you, everyone.
对大多数人来说 这只是个普通的胚胎 To most people, this is just an ordinary foetus,
可对于像我这样的人 这是希望 but to people like me, it's hope.
太让人激动了 What an inspiration!
Tom 虽然许多知名人士 反对干细胞研究 Tom, many celebrities have spoken out in protest of stem cell research,
但目睹这幕之后 他们要如何反对? but after seeing this, how can they protest now?
别管闲事 兄弟们 别管闲事 Stay clear, guys, stay clear.
我啥也没看见 Yup, I'm not saying anything.
嘿嘿 我不想找麻烦! Hey. Hey, I no want no trouble!
你好 两份宫爆鸡...丁 谢谢 Hello. We'd like two orders of Kung Pao chicken, please.
我不想惹麻烦! I no want no trouble!
你们要什么随便拿! 拿完快走 You just take what you want and leave!
- Timmih! - 啊! 好吧 好吧! - Timmy! - Okay, okay!
- 我把收银机打开 - Timmh！ - I opening register. - Timmy!
什么? 哦 再来杯中杯柠檬汁 谢谢 What's that? Oh, and one medium lemonade, please.
Timmih! Timmy!
拿去 这里有112美元! 这是我的全部家当 拿去! Here, here $112. It's all I have. Take!
你把112美元拿走! You take! $112!
你...你确定? Are you sure?
我不想惹麻烦 拿了钱快走! I no want no trouble. Just take it and leave!
你心肠真好 中国人先...生 Well, gee, that's really nice of you, Mr. Chinese person.
快瞧 Tim-Tim 我们中了现金大奖 Look, Tim-Tim, we got a cash prize.
我们大概中了第一百位顾客的大奖 We must be the 100th customer or something.
拿去! 两份宫爆鸡丁 小杯冰茶! Here, here, two order Kung Pao chicken and small ice tea.
事实上 我要的是中杯柠檬汁 Actually, it was a regular lemonade.
啊啊!! 对不起! 对不起! 我不想惹麻烦 I sorry! I sorry! I no want no trouble!
来了 柠檬汁 快走 赶快走! Here, lemonade. Now go! Just go!
谢谢啦 咱们回见 Gee, thanks a lot! See you next time!
Timmih! Timmy!
喂! 警察局么? 我刚刚被两个帮派份子抢了! Hello, police? I just been robbed by two gang members.
Jimmy? Jimmy 你能不能到厨房来一下 Jimmy? Jimmy, could you come into the kitchen, please?
哟 阿妈 咋啦 阿爸? Yo, mamsy. What's up, pops?
坐下 Jim 你妈和我要跟你谈谈 Have a seat, Jim. Your mother and I need to talk to you.
儿子 你妈和我注意到 你最近行为异常 Son, your mother and I have noticed a change in your behaviour,
我们担心你可能招惹了黑道 and we're worried that you might be involved in a gang.
加入什么? 哦 你是说社团 A what? Oh, you mean the fellas.
是的 但我不能谈 Well, sure, but I can't talk about the club
这是最高机密 小贼 on account of it's super secret, dawg.
那么是真的咯! 喔 Ryan 这是真的! Then it's true! Oh, Ryan, it's true!
你哭什么 妈妈? 得了吧 Why you be trippin', Mom? I mean, come on.
终于有人肯接纳我了 I'm finally a part of something, very much.
Jimmy 那些跟你称兄道弟的人 不是好东西 Jimmy, those people you're hanging out with are no good.
哟 别诬蔑我的兄弟 小贼 Yo, don't be dissing my niggas, dawg.
他们是我的朋...朋友 They're my friends.
那你的喜剧事业怎么办 Jim? And what about your stand-up comedy, Jim? Huh?
你是不是也要放弃啊? Are you just giving up on that, too?
没人在乎我的喜剧秀! Nobody cared about my stand-up comedy!
我的所有努力都败给了 All that hard work, just to be outshined
Christopher Reeve 那个烂超人 by Christopher Reeve, the super butthole.
Jimmy 我们告诉过你 上帝做任何事 都有他的理由! Jimmy, we've told you before, God made you the way he did for a reason.
没错 因为你和妈妈 上高中时嘲笑残疾人 Right, because you and Mom used to make fun of crippled kids in high school.
是的 我们惹恼了上帝 所以他将你赐给我们 That's right. You were sent here through the vengeful and angry hand of God
给我和你妈妈一个教训 to teach your mother and I a lesson.
我们负有很大责任 儿子 And that's a big responsibility, Son.
听着! 我的团友 出于保密原则 我不能谈 Look, my gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret,
现在对我而言 他们最重要! 如果你俩不乐意 is the most important thing to me now.
如果你俩不乐意 And if you two don't like it,
就当没生过我吧 you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left.
新胚胎来了没有?! Where is that delivery of new foetuses?
我又开始发虚了 I'm feeling weak again.
这是刚到的货 先生 Here's the new shipment, sir.
你好啊 Christopher Hello there, Christopher.
哦 Gene Hackman(扮演Lex Luthor) 我电影中的死敌 Well, well, Gene Hackman, my old nemesis from the movies!
近来可好? How are you?
还不错 你呢? I'm good. And you?
一天比一天好 更强壮 更矫健 I'm better with each passing day, stronger and more agile.
Christopher 我来是希望你适可而止 Christopher, I've come to ask you to stop what you're doing.
什么? What?
使用干细胞就像扮演上帝 Using stem cells is like playing God.
你不该干涉自然规律 You should leave nature alone.
然后被打回原形? And go back to the way I was?
这就是你的意思 Hackman? Is that what you're saying, Hackman?
我的意思是 有时 I'm saying that sometimes you need to just live
人不得不听天由命 Christopher with the cards you're dealt, Christopher.
别再叫我Christopher! Stop calling me Christopher!
这个名字对我已经失去意义! That name no longer has meaning to me.
Christopher是活在轮椅上的废物! Christopher was someone who lived in a wheelchair,
总是被其他人推来推去 always being pushed around by others!
从前的Christopher Reeve已经死了! The old Christopher Reeve is dead!
从现在开始 我的名字叫... From now on I am...
Chris! Chris.
墙上挂着...65瓶...啤酒 Sixty-five bottles of beer on the wall
还债的时刻到了 混蛋! Payback time, mother...
要命啦! Jesus Christ!
老天爷啊! Holy guacamole!
上帝啊! Freaking frijoles!
如来佛祖啊! Leaping langoustine.
Bloods万岁! East Side Bloods!
我们是Hyde和Richardson 丹佛警局反黑组的探员 We're detectives Hyde and Richardson from the special gang unit in Denver.
我和Timmy家发生的 枪击案是谁干的? Any word on who shot up me and Timmy's houses, Officers?
据说这是Bloods的复仇行动 Word on the street is it was a retaliation hit by the Bloods.
B-Bloods? The Bloods?
少装蒜! 你们这些黑社会! You know, smart mouth, your rival gang.
Bloods和Crips是世仇 他们总是兵戎相见! The Bloods are at war with the Crips. They kill each other all the time.
真的吗?? They do?
少在那儿装无辜 小恶霸! Don't act like you don't know, you little punk!
Crips和Bloods水火不容 The Crips and Bloods hate each other,
如果你们执迷不悟 结果只有死路一条 and if you stay in that gang, you're gonna end up dead, too.
可...可为什么他们恨对方? But why do they hate each other?
孩子 我曾经也是个Crip 但我改过自新了! Look, kid, I used to be a Crip myself, but I'm not any more.
哦 那么说 你也吃干细胞 像Christopher Reeve那样? Oh, so you used stem cells like Christopher Reeve?
算了吧 想让这俩小子从良 只有等他们 Come on, the only way these kids are gonna get out of their gang
死于仇杀 is to get killed.
Sarah! Sarah!
哦 老天 Timmy 我们从一开始 Oh, boy, Timmy, we should have never started a gang
就不该和先天残疾人组团 for people crippled from birth.
现在 先天残疾人和 后天残疾人要开战了 Now they're at war with the people who were crippled in an accident.
都是我们的错 Boy, were we wrong.
Tim-mih Timmy.
我们得做点什么 Timmy Wow, we've got to do something, Timmy.
我们得想办法让 Crips和Bloods停战 We've got to get the Crips and Bloods to stop fighting.
要是能让他们和谈就好了 要怎么做呢? I bet if we could just get them together... But how?
等等! 我有办法了! 把他们锁在体育馆里! Wait a minute! I've got it! A lock-in at the rec centre.
我们为教会干过一次 We did it for our church once.
我们只要租一夜体育馆 All we do is rent out the rec centre overnight.
然后锁上门 不让任何人离开 They lock the doors so nobody can leave,
每个人都有整晚的时间在游泳池里玩 and everyone has the whole night to play in the swimming pool
- 谈笑风生 - Timmih!! - and laugh and talk. - Timmy!
你去叫所有Crips 明晚到休育馆集合 Timmy You get all the Crips you can to the rec centre tomorrow night, Timmy,
- 我想办法让Bloods也去 - Timmih!! - and I'll try to get all the Bloods there. - Timmy!
保证马到功成! This is gonna be terrific!
Tom 几年前 演员Christopher Reeve Tom, several years ago, actor Christopher Reeve
经历了一场可怕的意外 而后全身瘫痪 had a horrible accident and was paralysed.
讽刺的是那个扮演超人的男人 The irony, of course, was that the man who played Superman
不能再走路了 could no longer walk.
全国观众见证了 他从手指到手臂的复原 America watched in wonder as he managed to move one of his fingers,
接下来 HBC将为您现场直播... then his arms and now, seen for the first time on HBC,
Christopher Reeve 将卡车举过头顶的全过程 Christopher Reeve is going to lift a truck up over his head.
哦 他真是个斗士 Oh, what a fighter.
真是个勇敢的人 That brave, brave man.
他是我们大家的楷模 He's an inspiration to us all.
Tom 更讽刺的事发生了...很显然 Tom, the irony is even more irony-y, as it appears that the stem cells
干细胞赋予了 Christopher Reeve...超自然力量 have given Christopher Reeve almost superhuman strength.
Chris 到此为止吧! Chris, that's enough.
你好 Gene! 很高兴见到你! Hello, Gene, so good to see you.
你已经痊愈了 Chris 停止使用干细胞吧 You're cured, Chris. It's time to stop using stem cells.
干细胞的研究成果 令我前所未有的强壮! Stem cell research has made me stronger than I ever thought possible.
凭什么要停?! Why stop now?
Tom 很显然 Gene Hackman Tom, apparently Gene Hackman,
超人电影中大反派 Lex Luthor的扮演者 the man who played Superman's enemy Lex Luthor in the movies,
现在率领众人 反对干细胞研究 has now shown up as a celebrity protester of stem cell research.
如果这还不算讽刺 Tom 我不知道什么叫讽刺 If that isn't ironic, Tom, I don't know what is.
它们正在影响你的大脑 Chris They're affecting your mind, Chris.
如果你不停止使用干细胞 我们会阻止你! If you won't stop using stem cells, then we'll stop you.
阻止我? 阻止我?! 哈! Stop me? Stop me?
你阻止不了我 Hackman! You won't stop me, Hack Man!
Tom 如果讽刺是用草莓做的 Tom, if irony were made of strawberries,
那么现在的情况如同草莓汁泛滥 we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
欢迎各位 内有许多惊喜和大...餐 Come on in, everybody, lots of surprises and treats inside.
见到你们真高兴 多棒的观众啊 Great to see you all. What a terrific audience.
你肯定东西都备齐了 年轻人? You sure you got everything you need, young man?
备齐了 谢谢你 Apple...b-by先生 We sure do. Thanks, Mr. Appleby.
记得提醒孩子们 在泳池玩耍时注意玩全 Just remember to make sure the kids play safe in the pool area.
- 那当然 - 我早上七点来开门 - You bet. - I'll be back at 7:00 to let you out.
你们玩得开心点 You kids have a good time.
哦 我们会的 Oh, we will.
- 是Bloods! - 喔 见鬼! 这是个圈套! - The Bloods! - Oh... It's a trap!
该死的 Crips想把我们一网打尽! Mother... Crips trying to smoke us all out!
这到底怎么回事? What the hell is going on here?
体育馆大门锁上了 It's called a lock-in at the rec centre.
我们可以尽情使用这里的设施 We can use all the rec centre facilities.
我们可以打篮球 游泳... We can play basketball, go swimming, or even just
还能在休息区 做游戏 猜谜...语 kick it in the lounge area with games and puzzles.
Timmih! Timmy!
但明早七点前没人可以离开 But nobody can leave until 7:00 a. m.
所以如果你们想玩的开心 So if you want to have a good time,
就得学会和睦相处 you're all just gonna have to learn to get along.
这里有匹萨哦 There's pizza.
Tom 五年前 医生告诉 Christopher Reeve... Tom, over five years ago, doctors told actor Christopher Reeve
他再也不能走路了 that he would never walk again.
但这位顽强的演员不屈不挠 挑战各种可能 But the resilient actor fought back, struggled against all odds,
如今 他又创立了 听命他个人的厄运军团 and has now built his very own Legion of Doom.
曾经动弹不得的Reeve先生声称... The once immobile Mr. Reeve says his new organisation
他的新组织将致力于 统治全球 惩善扬恶 will be committed to world domination and evil.
多么激动人心的宣言 Tom What an inspirational story, Tom.
你们都是万里挑一的超级恶棍 I have chosen each member of this elite group of super villains
你们罪恶滔天 你们有征服世界的野心 for their outstanding treachery, their desire for world conquest
你们憎恨真善美! and their hatred of all things good.
我组建这个军团只有一个目的! And I've assembled this group for one purpose,
不惜一切代价... to once and for all find a way to
铲除Hackman! get rid of Hack Man.
不如统治世界怎么样? How about domination of the world?
没错 还有屠杀异教徒 Yeah, or death to the infidels!
安静! 我们的首要任务是 让Hackman少管闲事 Silence! Our job is to see to it that Hack Man is put out of commission.
哦 老天 混乱将军 我想我们这次还是别掺和为妙 Oh, boy, General Disarray, maybe we just ought to stay out of this one.
没那么容易 Chris! Not so fast, Chris.
Hackman! Hack Man!
我们刚申请了干细胞研究的禁止令 We've just helped pass a ban on stem cell research.
你吸食胎儿的日子结束了! Your foetus sucking days are over!
不... 不! No, no!
现在我们要将你驱逐到 And now we're going to put you somewhere
再也无法染指胎儿的地方! where you can never touch another foetus again.
你们这群饭桶去死吧! You stupid mo-fos are dead.
有种放马过来 低能! Make the first shot, punk!
停! Hold it!
你们还不明白吗? Don't you see?
先天还是后天根本不重要 It doesn't matter if we were crippled from birth or crippled in an accident.
我们都是兄弟 We're all brothers!
省省吧 呆瓜! Crips不是我们的兄弟 Save it, fool! Crips ain't our brothers!
瞧 今晚我们可以共享整个体育馆 Look, we have the whole rec centre to ourselves!
我们就不能试着一起玩么? Can't we all just try having some fun together?
- 你说什么疯话 小贼 - 没错 我们才不玩 脓胞! - You talking crazy, dawg! - Yeah, we ain't playing, sucker!
为什么不给彼此一个机会呢? 我想说 何必呢 Why don't we at least give it a chance? I mean, come on.
等等 你刚才说什么? Wait a minute. What did you say?
我说"我想说 何必呢!" I said, "I mean, come on. "
也许他是对的 何必呢! You know, maybe he's right. I mean, come on.
何必呢 Come on.
我想我们确实该 相处看看 I guess we could at least give having fun together a try.
其实 何必呢 It's like, come on.
说得对 何必呢 Yeah, come on.
是的 没错 何必呢 Yeah, that's right, come on.
- 何必呢 - 何必呢 - Come on. - Come on.
是的 说得对 何必呢 Yeah, come on.
我要感谢你俩小子化解了 我们双方的仇恨 Gotta give you two dawgs props for putting an end to all this hating.
告诉过你吧 锁在体育馆里准没错 I told you, lock-in at the rec centre always works.
你知道吗 我也明白了一些事 And you know, I've learned something, too.
我恨那个不要脸的 Christopher Reeve I was playa-hating Christopher butthole Reeve,
因为他比我受人关注 because he got more attention than me.
但就像你们一样 我得学会控制自己的怒...火 But just like you guys, I need to learn to control my anger.
说得好! Right on.
嘿 小轮仔 想不想试试这玩意儿 Hey, lil' roller, try some of this chronic...
Timmih! Timmy!
我想大家都懂得了 Well, I guess we all learned that trying to get along
冤解宜解不宜...结 is way better than playa-hating.
他们还合伙写了首歌 不如来听听吧 The gang wrote a song about it. Why don't we listen in?
*从前Crips与Bloods水火不容* Used to be Crips and Bloods didn't get along
*如今我们亲如一家 所以写下这首歌* But now we're all a family and so we wrote this song
*Na na na Crips与Bloods* Crips and Bloods
*Na na na 希望与友爱* Hope and love
*Na na na 手牵手 好朋友* Friendly thugs
你还没见识我的真本事 Hackman! You haven't seen the last of me, Hack Man!
我会回来的!! I will be back!
兄弟们 真庆幸咱们没掺和 Dude, I am so glad we stayed out of that one.
我同意 Me, too.