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*欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光* ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
*到处都是友好的脸* ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
*淳朴的居民乐天知命* ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
*来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪* ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
*大车小车随便停* ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
*人人喊着 "邻居你好!"* ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
*到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然* ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
*(你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!)* ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
*快来南方公园 让你笑口常开* ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
南方公园 第7季 第1集 我的美国心 iTunes版本调教：Tears 双语合成： 乌鸦
小朋友们大家坐好 你点名了吗 Slave先生? Okay, children, let's take our seats. Did you take attendance, Mr. Slave?
一个都没有少哦 All donesy-wonsey.
很好 现在大家拿出数学作业 我要讲题了 Okay, let's all take out our math homework and go over the problems.
数学作业 数学作业...被我收拾到哪去了? Math homework, math homework, where did I file that?
对了 孩子们 今天有场抗议活动 Oh, and by the way, children, there's a walkout
来反对伊拉克战争 scheduled today to protest the war in Iraq.
反对战争的同学 可以出去 So, if you're against the war, run along outside,
支持战争的同学 待在教室 我带你们做题 and if you're for the war, stay here and we'll do math problems.
*离开学校啦 不用上课啦* We got out of school! No more school today!
-咱们干什么好呢? - 去看电影吧 - What should we do? - Let's go see a movie!
反对战争 反对战争 反对战争! No war! No war! No war!
反对战争! No war!
反对战争！ 反对战争! No war! No war!
反对战争 好呗 No war, m'kay! No war, m'kay!
孩子们 拿着这个 一起来抗议吧 Oh, here you go, boys! These will help you protest!
看到你们这么热爱和平 我真高兴 It's good to see that you care about peace, boys, m'kay.
反对战争 好呗... No war, m'kay!
打扰了 孩子们 Excuse me, boys!
我是HBC电视台记者Tom Statzl Tom Statzl, HBC News.
你们今天为什么不上课呢? Can you tell me why you kids marched out of school today?
-呃...因为战争？-是的 那战争是什么样的? - War? - Right, what about the war?
那个...很娘? It's gay.
那你觉得战争哪个方面最娘? And what aspect of it do you think is most gay?
呃 不要用鲜血换石油 "No blood for oil. "
没错 战争违背民意 Yeah. "War is not my voice. "
布什是个纳粹 Bush is a NAZI.
喂 你们这群不爱国的王八蛋 Hey, all you un-American bastards!
既然你们不喜欢美国 为什么不滚出国去? If you don't like America, why don't you get out?
不许说我们不爱国 Don't you call us un-American!
抗议权是美国的建国根本 好呗? This country was founded on the right to protest, m'kay!
如果开国国父们看到你们焚烧国旗 If the Founding Fathers saw you burning your flag
听见你们叫总统纳粹 and calling the President a Nazi,
他们会在坟墓里都躺不安稳的 they'd roll over in their graves!
国父们会赞同我们行使抗议权 The Founding Fathers would agree with our right to protest!
国父们会踢你们的屁股 The Founding Fathers would kick all your asses!
孩子们 你们认为国父们会怎么说? Boys, what do you think the Founding Fathers would say?
啥...果脯? The foggy who?
这下你们这帮小共匪满意了吧 Well, I hope you little commies are pretty pleased with yourselves.
跑出去搞反美活动 Going out there and protesting America
还在全国电视上大言不惭 and then saying on national television
说你们不知道国父们是谁! that you don't even know who the Founding Fathers are!
你们这些小孩 对美国一无所知 是不是? You kids don't know squat about America, do you?
对 不太知道 Well, not really, no.
那正好 Well, that's just jingles.
我要让你们这些烧国旗的小鬼 Because I'm assigning all you little flag burners a full report
写一份关于1776年(美国成立时间) 和国父们的完整报告 on 1776 and the Founding Fathers!
安静!我要你们四人一小组 Shut up! I want you all in your study groups of four,
如果你们在报告里研究不出 国父们对这场抗议怎么看 and if you can't give an outstanding report on what the Founding Fathers
就等着拿"F"(不及格)吧! would have to say about all this protesting, then it's F's for you!
我读不下去了 9岁的孩子看不了这么多材料 I can't do it. This is way too much material for a nine-year-old.
噢 不许偷懒 Cartman! 每次组成学习小组 Oh, no, you don't, Cartman! Every time we get put in a study group,
你都干坐着 尽让我们仨干活 you sit on ass while the rest of us do all the work!
你们比我学习好嘛 我知道你们会搞定的 But you guys are such better studiers than me. I know you can pull it off.
你必须看这些书 和我们一起学习 You're gonna read this stuff and study like the rest of us!
muuuum 妈...妈...
闭嘴 学习! Shut up and study!
嗯...1776年 国父们创建了美国 1776, when our Founding Fathers created America.
那时候是什么样子的呢... I wonder what it used to be like in those days.
那时候...那时候...那时候... In those days... In those days... In those days...
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
我在试着闪回呢 I'm trying to have a flashback.
你知道 如果我能闪回到过去 我就能亲眼看到1776年的样子 You know, if I have a flashback, then I can see what 1776 was like first-hand.
不用 你把书看了就行 No, you just have to study.
不不不 我知道这能行的 给我点时间 No, no, no, I've seen this work before. Just give me a second.
好了好了 看这个怎么样? Okay, okay. How about this?
1776年是在很久以前 我想知道当年的生活是什么样子 Say, guys, 1776 was so long ago. I wonder what life would have been like
当年...当年...当年...当年... back then. Back then... Back then... Back then...
等等 我知道了 知道了 Wait, wait, I know, I know.
我不在乎1776年发生了什么 You know, guys, I don't even care about 1776.
那时很久很久以前的事了 我认为它跟我没什么关系 It was so long ago that I don't think it has anything to do with me.
跟我...跟我没什么关系 关系... With me... Anything to do with me... With me...
这样做根本没用 傻蛋! That isn't going to work, dumb ass!
孩子们 请别讨论其它话题 Kids, let's keep it down for study groups
否则Garrison老师会处罚我的 or else Mr. Garrison is going to punish me.
面对现实吧 Cartman 你必须要学习! Just face it, Cartman, you're going to have to study!
我们正式决裂了 从今以后 这半边小镇是主战区 There. All finished! From now on, this is the pro-war side of town
那半边是叛国区 and that's the unpatriotic side.
应该管这边叫理智区 How about we call this the rational side of town
那边叫狂热区 and that the redneck side?
你们不许到这边来烧国旗 You just keep all your flag burning
唱嬉皮摇滚的反战歌 and your hippie rock protest songs on your side of the town!
嘿 等一下 邮局在你们那边呢 Hey, wait a minute. Your side of town has the post office.
杂货店在你们那边 Well, your side has the grocery store.
你们要想过来寄信 Well, you could come to our side of town to use the post office
就得同意我们过去买东西 if we can go to your side to use the grocery store.
我们可以越界送孩子上学吗? Can we cross the line to take our kids to school?
为了送孩子 当然可以 Well, naturally, you can cross the line for that,
我们也可以越界买五金零件 给汽车加油 just like we can cross the line for hardware supplies,
或去药店买药 gas and pharmaceutical needs.
嘿 大伙儿 这样是行不通的 Hey, everybody, this is never gonna work.
你们不觉得吗?这种分裂小镇的做法太荒谬了 Don't you see? All this dividing up the town, it's just ridiculous.
我们真正应该做的 What we really should be doing
就是像原来一样 打个你死我活 is just beating the hell out of each other like we were.
他说得很对 天啊 我真是太傻了 He's right. Boy, do I feel like a fool.
Cartman 你在瞎搞什么?你该去学习了 Cartman, what the hell are you doing? You're supposed to be studying!
我就是在学习 That's what I'm doing. I'm about to find out all about
我就要知道1776年发生过什么了-什么？ - what happened back in 1776. - How?
我只要一边想着美国历史 All I have to do is be thinking about American history
一边走过这扇门 when I walk through this doorway.
当我绊到绳子 石头就会砸在头上 I'll trip the rope, causing the rock to fall on my head,
这样我就能穿越到国父时代了 and then I will have a flashback to the times of our Founding Fathers!
Cartman 你简直是智障到家了 Cartman, you are hereby declared a full-fledged retard.
哈哈 随你怎么嘲笑我 Kyle 但我才是笑到最后的人 Make fun of me all you want, Kyle, but I will have the last laugh.
先生们 请把门道让开 Gentlemen, if you will clear the doorway, please?
哦天 1776年是什么样子的呢? Oh, gee, I wonder what it used to be like in the year 1776?
Cartman? Cartman?
你是本杰明·富兰克林? -不 你这呆子 我是Kyle! - Benjamin Franklin? - No, turd pants, it's Kyle!
从我的闪回中滚出去 你个该死的犹太人! Kyle, get out of my flashback, you goddamn Jew.
- 胡说 胡说 胡说 - 胡说 胡说 胡说 - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
好了 大伙儿 你们在埋怨什么呢? Okay, people, what are we rabbling about now?
镇长 我们早就定好 在周六举行反战集会 Mayor, our peace rally has always been set for this Saturday,
现在这群主战的混蛋却突然说 and now these pro-war bastards are suddenly trying to say
镇中心广场是他们的地盘 they get the town square!
镇长 他在胡说 That's bullcrap, Mayor!
我们几个月前就准备好主战游行了 Our rally to support the war was set up months ago!
几个月前根本还没打仗! There was no war months ago!
嘿 你要是不喜欢美国 可以滚出国去! Hey, if you don't like America, then you can get out.
没人想听你们一边唱乡村音乐 Look, nobody wants to hear a bunch of twangy country music,
一边鼓吹战争! pro-war propaganda!
也没人想看你们一边唱摇滚 一边搞抗议! Nobody wants to hear a bunch of rock protest songs!
去你的 战争狂人! Up yours, rednecks!
- 胡说 胡说 胡说 - 胡说 胡说 胡说 - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
大家安静! Quiet, people!
镇中心广场是公共场所 The town square is public space.
所以如果你们双方都不肯 That means if neither group will nicely and maturely
成熟而友好地让步的话 move the day of its rally,
我就只好把广场同时分给双方了 I'll just have to give the town square to both groups.
好吧 没有问题 All right, that's fine,
我们的主战歌曲会比他们强一千倍! because our war support songs will be 1,000 times better!
哦是吗? 你们试试啊 You think so? Bring the shizzle.
试试就试试 不让试试偏试试 We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle.
是吗?周六见 Yeah? See you Saturday,
mckizzer shanizzernilla shnazz beyaznatch kazizza.
- Cartman? - Cartman?
你最好是在学习 你爷爷的 You better be studying, God damn it.
-哦 Stan Kyle Kenny 你们来得正好 -噢 不是吧 - Stan, Kyle, Kenny, you're just in time. - Oh, no.
哦是的 我正要回到国父时代去 Oh, yes! I am just about to flash back to the days of our Founding Fathers.
Cartman 你应该去学习了!这都是什么玩意? Cartman, you're supposed to be studying! What the hell is all this?
我已经录下了 50多小时的历史频道节目 I have programmed TiVo to record over 50 hours of the History Channel.
当机器一录满 就会和我一起掉进水里 When TiVo is full, both TiVo and I will be dropped into the water,
我们的电那啥场就会相通 combining our electro-whatever fields,
我就能进行历史闪回了 and sending me into a flashback of history.
Cartman 我觉得这主意很烂 Cartman, I think that's a really bad idea.
是很天才 Or a really sweet one.
*您的录制机已满* Your TiVo is full.
开始喽! Here it goes!
Cartman? Cartman?
这下糟了 Oh, crap.
噢 太棒了! Awesome!
喂 小伙子 你还好吗? Oy, there, young lad! Are you all right?
很好 现在是哪一年? Yeah, yeah, can you tell me what year it is?
今年吗?现在是1776年 This year? Why it's 1776, it is.
哦 太好了! 我成功了 成功了! Oh, yes! I did it! I did it!
要我载你进城吗? Would you like a ride into town?
我正赶往主人托马斯·杰弗逊府上 I'm on my way to Master Thomas Jefferson's house
去取一份重要文件 to get a very important document, I am.
靠 真TM太帅了 伙计! Kick... ass, dude!
朋友 过去没见过你 从北方来的? Never seen you around here, friend. Might you be from up north?
我不是这里的 我是穿越历史来的 No, I'm not from here at all. I'm having a flashback!
穿越历史? 什么意思? A flashback? Why, what is that?
哦，你知道，那是… Well, you know, it's a...
太棒了! Awesome!
*你瞧我 穿越历史 回到了1776年* Look at me, I'm back in time in 1776
*街角点着煤气灯 马路铺着鹅卵石* With gas-light corners cobblestone streets
*还有质朴的砖瓦房* and humble houses made of bricks
*一个如此神奇的时代* What a special magic time and it's all alive for me
*我是多么高兴 Stan和Kyle不在这里 我讨厌他们 说真的* I'm so glad Stan and Kyle aren't here I hate those guys seriously
*真的讨厌他们 讨厌Stan和Kyle* Seriously hate those guys Hate Stan and Kyle
他会好起来吗 医生? Is he going to be all right, Doctor?
你儿子试图自杀 Your son tried to kill himself
其方式之奇特我闻所未闻 in a ritualistic fashion I've never seen before.
他生还的希望非常渺茫 His chances of surviving are very slim.
我很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
宝贝 宝贝 你不能死啊! Oh, baby, baby, you can't die!
没错 我们报告还没写完呢 混蛋! Yeah, we have a report to do, asshole!
起来! 起来! - 别太冲动 Kyle - Get up! Get up! - Easy, Kyle.
可这不公平! But it's not fair! We have to do a full report
我们得写关于国父的整篇报告 Cartman又什么都没做! on the Founding Fathers and Cartman got out of helping us, again!
看来只能我们仨来写了 走吧 伙计们 I guess we're just gonna have to do it with the three of us. Come on, guys.
我知道你正身处黑暗 宝贝 I know you're in a very dark place now, sweetie,
你一定要回到光明中来 回到光明中来! but you must come toward the light. Come toward the light.
我们到了 托马斯·杰弗逊主人目前的住宅! Here we are then, the current residence of Master Thomas Jefferson!
超赞耶! Super great!
不好意思 你得在外面等 I'm afraid you'll have to wait here.
我要和国父们讲话 才能写报告 But I need to talk to the Founding Fathers to do my report.
对不起 只有官方信使 才可以与杰弗逊先生讲话 Sorry, only the official messenger boy is allowed to talk to Mr. Jefferson.
哦 好吧 我明白了 Okay, I guess I understand.
*再等下去会死人的* I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
*我不想等我们的生命结束* I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over
你好 我是托马斯·杰弗逊 Hello, I am Thomas Jefferson.
我是官方信使 And I am the official messenger boy, I am!
很好 将这个文件交给大陆国会 Very well, take this document to the Continental Congress.
哇《独立宣言》 Wow, the Declaration of Independence Day.
有人支持对英国宣战 Some favour going to war with England,
有人则想不惜一切来避免 and others want to avoid war at all costs.
很难搞 对吧? It's a bitch, ain't it?
或许 这纸宣言将 向所有人阐明战争的原因 Perhaps this document will make the reasons for war obvious to all.
祝你好运 年轻人 快上路吧 Good luck, young messenger. Now make haste!
托马斯·杰弗逊起草了"独立宣言" Okay, so Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence,
然后由大陆会议... then the Continental Congress...
- 反对战争!反对战争!反对战争! - 老天啊 - No war! No war! No war! - Oh, Jesus.
孩子们 你们让出客厅好吗? Boys, would you mind clearing the living room?
我们要在这里练习反战歌曲 We have to practice our big war protest song.
老爸 我们得学习! Dad, we have to study!
Garrison老师让我们作报告 Mr. Garrison is making us do a presentation
分析国父会怎么看待战争 on what the Founding Fathers would say about the war.
嘿 这主意真不错! Hey, that's a terrific idea!
没错!咱们可以让孩子们作报告 Yeah! We could have the boys do their presentation
作为周六集会的一个内容! as part of our peace rally on Saturday!
哦 不 不 不要 Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
- 支持我们的军队! - 支持我们的军队! - Support our troops! - Support our troops!
瞧 我就说过 他们拐走了你儿子 See? I told you they had your son!
Kenny!你和这些叛国贼在一起干什么? Kenny! What are you doing over here with all these un-American traitors?
(我在写作业)
孩子们要在我们的集会上作报告 The boys are going to give a presentation at our rally
说明国父会赞同我们行使抗议权 about how the Founding Fathers would agree with our right to protest!
什么? 不要! What? No!
其实 我们还没决定... Actually, we hadn't really come to a decision...
我儿子热爱祖国 根正苗红 Look, my son is a patriot and loves his country!
我们走 Kenny! Come on, Kenny!
- (可是 爸爸...) - 快走! Now!
支持我们的美军!... Yeah! Support our troops! Support our troops!
Kenny 别走... Kenny, no.
我们小组已经走了两个人啦! Now we lost two in our study group!
真该死! God damn it!
那些混蛋真不可理喻! Can you believe those hick sons of bitches?
操纵孩子 让他们站在自己一边! Manipulating their kids into being on their side!
真可耻!Stan Kyle 全靠你们了 让这些战争贩子瞧瞧 Disgraceful! Stan and Kyle, it's up to you to show all those warmongers
国父们是站在我们一边的! that the Founding Fathers agree with us.
没错 咱们回去上班吧 Yeah! That's right. Let's get back to work!
你说其他镇的孩子 也得应付这种烂事吗? Do you think kids in every town have to deal with this crap?
进来吧 年轻的信使! Enter, young messenger!
我是约翰·汉考克 议会的主席 I am John Hancock, President of the Congress.
哇! Wow!
约翰·亚当斯先生? (美首任副总统 第二任总统) Mr. John Adams?
是 Aye.
请您向议会宣读文件内容 好吗? Will you do the honours of reading the document to Congress, please?
在人类社会进程中 一个民族应当... "When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people...
我们应对彼此负责任 "We mutually pledge to each other,
对生命 财产 以及我们神圣的尊严负责任 "our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honour.
附言: 每周四都应提供免费冰激凌 "P.S. Every Thursday should be free ice cream day. "
我插一句 这真的意味着 Excuse me, but does this declaration actually suggest
我们应当对英国宣战吗? that we should go to war with England?
我们别无选择 迪金森先生 (独立战争时期温和派政治家) We have no choice, Mr. Dickinson!
大家好 感谢你们前来参加反战集会 All right, everyone! Thank you all for coming out to protest the war, m'kay.
开什么玩笑! Don't kid yourselves!
大家是来支持我们的军队的 是吧?! These people have come out to support our troops, right?
下面 由Randy Marsh演唱 他自己创作的反战歌曲 And now, Randy Marsh is going to sing a protest song he wrote about the war.
噢 不行! 我们要先唱主战歌曲! Oh, no, you don't! We're doing our pro-war song first!
是嘛 人们最不想听的 Yeah! The last thing these people want
就是滥情的反战摇滚 is another bleeding heart rock protest song!
大伙儿 我说过了 大家得分享舞台 People, I told you, you have to share the stage!
没人会想听你们鼓吹战争的乡村音乐 Nobody wants to hear another pro-war country song!
不好意思 可是 Well, excuse me if...
*我爱乡村音乐* (双关意: 我心怀祖国) I'm a little bit country
*我爱摇滚音乐* Well, I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll
*我支持我们的军队* I'm a little for supporting our troops
*我希望同胞战士们早日回家* And I'm a little for bringing them home
*我相信自由需要代价* I believe freedom isn't free
*但战争不该是我们的目的* No, but war shouldn't be our goal
*我们必须保卫祖国* We must defend our country
*如果这意味着战争 我们情愿说不* If it means war, then we say no
*难道你忘了纽约世贸大楼?* Did you forget them towers in New York?
*忘了你当时的感受?当大楼轰然倒塌时* Did you forget how it made you feel to see them towers come down?
*你是否和我一样?你是否和我一样?* Were you like me? Did you think it weren't real?
*我爱摇滚 不爱颠覆伊拉克* I like to rock but I don't want to rock Iraq!
*美国有权做的 不是颠覆国家 而是伴随摇滚跳舞* The only kind of rocking America should do is the kind that we can all dance to
*我们有全球定位系统 和洲际弹道导弹还有杰出的军队指挥官* We've got GPS, ICBMs and good ol' fashion lead
*我们要让萨达姆知道 美国的态度* We're gonna show Saddam what America means
*这个混蛋活不长了* That son of a bitch'll be dead
*我们为什么打这场战争?* Why are we fighting this war?
*我当年可没投这烂总统的票* There's a man in the office we didn't vote for!
*他们没有给我们选择战争不是我所愿* They didn't give me a choice War is not my voice, yeah!
我们必须宣战! We must go to war!
但这样会引发暴力 牺牲人命 But what about the violence, the lives lost?
一个国家的建立 应当以和平与外交为基础! If we found a country, it should be founded on peace and diplomacy!
英国只会向一样事物屈服: 武力 England will only understand one thing, force.
我必须再次重申 I must state again for the record that
南卡罗莱纳州 北卡罗来纳州宾夕法尼亚 马里兰 以及佐治亚 South Carolina, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Georgia
反对宣战! are against war.
当然啦 因为你们不像我们 这样关心各殖民地的命运 Yeah, because you don't care about the fate of the Colonies like we do.
你们不爱国!如果你们不热爱殖民地联邦 你们可以滚出美洲! You're all unpatriotic! And if you don't like the Colonies, then you can get out.
不许说我们不爱国!我们之所以反对战争 Don't you call us unpatriotic. We are protesting this war because
是因为我们深深牵挂着 殖民体的命运! we care so deeply for the fate of our Colonies!
你们才不爱国 因为你们违背了一半人的意志 You are all unpatriotic for leading the Colonies into a war
将联邦拖入战争! that half of them don't want!
喔 多么似曾相识啊 How very, very relevant.
Tom 我正站在镇广场 在此 两派的较量 Tom, I'm standing in the town square where the war rally has been going on
已经持续了惊人的87小时 for an incredible 87 hours.
分坐两旁的观众数量仍然不相上下 The crowd still appears to be split right down the middle.
一半人支持乡村音乐 另一半支持摇滚 Half support country music
让我们去听一听 and the other half rock 'n' roll. Let's listen in.
下面有请几位特别的南方公园学生 And now we'd like to bring out a couple of very special South Park students,
他们做了一份报告 who did a report on what the Founding Fathers
研究国父对战争的态度 would have to say about the war.
那些仍然认为战争能解决问题的人 For you people who still think war is the answer,
也许该听听孩子们的心声 perhaps you can listen to the voices of the children.
我们没有写 We didn't do it.
- 什么? - 我们没有写作业 - What? - We didn't do our homework.
孩子们 你们上台来就应该 Boys! You were supposed to come out here
给大家介绍国父! and tell everyone about the Founding Fathers.
我们一开始就少了一个组员 Well, first we lost one study partner
因为Cartman把自己整到医院去了 然后他们又把Kenny带走了 when Cartman put himself in the hospital and then they took Kenny away
Kyle还忘了设闹钟 and then Kyle forgot to set his clock ahead for daylight-savings,
我们在历史书里 又找不到关于伊拉克的内容 and we couldn't find anything in the history books about Iraq...
那是因为国父们会支持战争! That's because the Founding Fathers would have supported the war!
国父们会和我们一样抗议的! The Founding Fathers would have protested like us!
支持! Support!
抗议! Protest!
乡村音乐! Country!
摇滚! Rock 'n' roll!
- 胡说!胡说!胡说! - 胡说!胡说!胡说! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
战争不是立国之本! We cannot found a country based on war!
畏惧斗争也不是立国之本! We cannot found a country that is afraid to fight!
- 胡说!胡说!胡说! - 胡说!胡说!胡说! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 本杰明·富兰克林来了 - 是富兰克林先生 - Benjamin Franklin. - It's Mr. Franklin.
本杰明·富兰克林 富兰克林 富兰克林 本杰明·富兰克林 Benjamin Franklin, Franklin, Franklin, Benjamin Franklin.
富兰克林先生 在这个战争议题上您支持哪派? Mr. Franklin, where do you stand on the war issue?
我认为 如果我们要建立一个新国家 这个国家便不能给世界留下 I believe that if we are to form a new country, we cannot be a country
好战与暴力的印象 that appears war-hungry and violent to the rest of the world.
然而 我们也不能让世界觉得 我们软弱和不敢斗争 However, we also cannot be a country that appears weak and unwilling to fight
因此 我们为何不建立一个 to the rest of the world. So what if we form a country
两面兼备的国家呢? that appears to want both?
是啊 没有错 Yes. Yes, of course!
我们要参加战争 同时对战争进行抗议! We go to war and protest going to war at the same time.
太对了!如果新国家的人民有权自行其是 Right. If the people of our new country are allowed to do whatever they wish,
那么既会有人支持战争 也有人反对战争 then some will support the war and some will protest it.
也就是说 作为一个国家 And that means that as a nation we could go to war
我们可以 想对谁宣战就对谁宣战 with whomever we wished,
同时表现得像我们不想打仗 but at the same time act like we didn't want to.
只要允许人民对政府进行抗议 If we allow the people to protest what the government does
人们就永远怪不到我们国家头上了! then the country will be forever blameless!
这就叫做鱼与熊掌兼得 It's like having your cake and eating it, too.
想想看 一个嘴上说一套 实际做另一套的国家 Think of it, an entire nation founded on saying one thing and doing another.
我们将把这个国家称作 美利坚合众国 And we will call that country the United States of America.
哇!我明白了! 我明白了! Wow, I get it now! I get it!
要开始了 Here it goes.
我想回到我自己的年代 我的时代 我的时代 I wish I could go back to my time. To my time... To my time...
哇! Wow!
大家停一停! 拜托! Everyone! Stop! Please!
是那个孩子 是那个住院的孩子! The child, the child from the hospital!
如果大家不介意 我现在想做报告了 If you all don't mind, I would like to do my report now.
我知道国父们会怎么说了 I know what the Founding Fathers would say.
- 真的吗? - 真的吗? - He does? - He does?
我今天明白了一件事情 I learned something today.
我们美国是有史以来 最明智的思想家们建立的 This country was founded by some of the smartest thinkers
他们都了解这样一点: the world has ever seen, and they knew one thing,
真正伟大的国家可以一面进行战争 that a truly great country can go to war
一面假装自己不想打仗 and at the same time act like it doesn't want to.
你们这些支持战争的人 你们需要抗议者 You people who are for the war, you need the protestors
因为他们让国家看上去 because they make the country look
还有理智而热心的公民 like it's made of sane, caring individuals.
那些抗议战争的人 也需要主战者 And you people who are anti-war,you need these flag wavers
因为如果我们整个国家 都充斥着软弱易欺的反战者 because if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft, pussy protestors,
我们就会不堪一击 we'd get taken down in a second.,
所以国父们认为我们两样都不能缺 That's why the Founding Fathers decided we should have both.
这就叫鱼与熊掌兼得 It's called having your cake and eating it, too.
他说得对 美国的力量 He's right. The strength of this country
就在于它能说一套 做另一套 is the ability to do one thing and say another.
没错 要是没有你们这些反战者 Yeah, if it weren't for all you guys protesting,
全世界都会憎恨美国老百姓 everyone around the world would hate the American people
而不是只恨美国总统 instead of just the President.
如果没有你们这些主战派 And if it weren't for you people flexing your arms,
美国会很轻易就被恐怖主义或者中国打败 America could easily get taken over by terrorists or China.
我想我们该向你们道个歉 I guess we owe you an apology.
我想我们也该向你们道歉 I guess we owe you one.
Cartman? Cartman成英雄了? Cartman? Cartman saved the day?
怎么会这样 It can't be.
国父们想让你们知道 The Founding Fathers want you all to know
我们可以反对任何事情 that we can disagree all we want,
只要我们都赞同 美国最了不起 as long as we agree that America kicks ass.
*我喜欢乡村音乐* Hey, I'm a little bit country
*我喜欢摇滚乐* And I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll
*我代表美国的力量* I'll be the muscle of America
*我代表博爱的胸怀* And me, I'll be the caring soul
*当我们凝聚在一起 我们就有了共同的追求* And when you put us together you get a nation with one goal
*那就是发展与兴盛 唱着乡村音乐和摇滚* To thrive and prosper with a little country and rock 'n' roll
大家都上台来! Come on up here, everybody!
*我们喜欢乡村音乐 我们喜欢摇滚乐* We're a little bit country And we're a little bit rock 'n' roll
我们可以一面信奉战争 We can be a nation that believes in war
一面声称讨厌战争 And still tells the world that we don't
*让我们高举伪善的旗帜吧* Let the flag for hypocrisy fly high from every pole
*因为我们爱乡村音乐 我们也爱摇滚* Cause we're a little bit country and we're a little bit rock 'n' roll
各位晚安 Well, good night, everybody.
很高兴为大家呈现 南方公园第100集 It sure has been great bringing you 100 episodes.
我们要感谢前来客串的主战者 We wanna thank our guests, the pro-war people
以及反战人士 and the anti-war people.
- 他们在搞什么? -我不知道 - What the hell are they doing now? - I don't know.
*支持战争 反对战争 谁在乎呢 第100集万岁* For the war, against the war Who cares? One hundred episodes
我恨这镇子 非常非常恨 I hate this town. I really, really do.