翻译:未知 校对:Tears 双语合成 教主zanki
南方公园 第6季第17集 雪橇坠落 S06E17 Red Sleigh Down
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
♪ Timmy, Timmy, liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪
♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
好了 我做完了 A-All right. I-I'm done.
做完了 -是的 You're done? - Y-Yes.
我计算了你所有捣蛋的次数 I-I've tallied up all the times you've been naughty
并且减去了表现良好的次数 and deducted the times you've been nice.
好 看起来怎么样 Yeah. So, how's it look?
不好 太不好了 It doesn't look good, Eric. It doesn't look good.
但我今年还是会得到礼物对吧 But I'll still be getting presents this year, right?
其实看起来今年你会 A-Actually, it looks like, this year,
欠圣诞老人 306份礼物 you're gonna owe Santa 306 presents.
什么 What?!
4312件捣蛋的事 4,312 instances of being naughty
减去3次做好事 against three deductions of being nice.
就是 就是很糟糕 It's -- It's just bad.
才3件 你没算出我所有的次数阿 Three? You didn't deduct all my nice invoices.
看 这件怎么样 Look! What about this one?
哦 我不认为 Well, I didn't think
用弹弓弹了clyde "hitting Clyde in the balls with slingshot"
真的算是好事 really counted as nice.
比起Token好 他笑了20分钟 It was nice for Token. He laughed for like 20 minutes.
你不能算这种事 eric Y-You can't deduct things like that, Eric.
圣诞老人会知道然后找你算账 Santa will know, and he'll come after you.
妈的 我一定要得到那个机器娃娃 I have to get that Haibo robot doll, you son of a bitch!
嘿 我只是帮你 算算你的善事罢了 Hey, I'm just your naughty-and-nice accountant.
不要因为数字怪我 Don't blame me for the numbers.
你见过Haibo娃娃了吗 像个宠物一样 一个机器宠物 Haven't you seen the Haibo doll? It's like a pet -- a robot pet!
你必须喂它养它不然它会死的 You have to feed it and pet it, or else it dies,
还有这是最酷的事情了 and it's the coolest thing ever!
圣诞老人一定要给我 Santa has to bring me one!
好吧 还做了其他好事么 W-Well, aren't there any other nice things
你最近做的我们可以写进去 you've done recently we can write off here?
我昨晚刷了牙 Uh...Oh! I-I brushed my teeth last night.
刷了牙不算是好事或坏事 eric Brushing your teeth isn't naughty or nice, Eric.
只归类于 It just -- It falls more into the category
刷了牙 of...brushing your teeth.
但离圣诞节还是有点时间 There's still time before Christmas.
能不能补救 Can't I still make up for it?
如果你治疗了癌症或者爱滋下个星期 If you cured cancer and AIDS next week,
你还欠两份礼物 you would still owe two presents.
天呀 Jesus Christ!
恐怕你得自己搞点事情去 I-I'm afraid you're gonna have to find a way to do
最好的 最棒的事情 从来没人做过的 从来没有 the nicest, greatest thing anyone has ever done...ever.
大家晚上好 Good evening, everyone.
再过一点时间我们就要 In a moment, we'll be lighting the South Park Christmas tree
点亮南方公园的圣诞树了 to kick off the holidays!
圣诞树 圣诞树 圣诞树  Hooray Christmas Tree! Christmas Tree!
圣诞快乐 hey Hi, guys! A very merry Christmas to you!
上帝保佑你们 保佑所有人 God bless us, every one!
你干吗 Cartman What are you doing, Cartman?
我只是让你们知道你们对于我来说很特别 I'm just letting you guys know how special you are to me.
但在我们点树之前 But now, before we light the tree,
我认为我们应该为这一刻深思 I think we should all reflect for a moment
那些比我们不幸的人 on those who are less fortunate than us.
现在 那些在伊拉克对我们恐惧的孩子 Right now in Iraq, there are children who fear us
和我们可能对他们国家做的事 and what we might do to their country.
战争的恐吓威胁我们所有人 The threat of war touches us all.
但在伊拉克 没有圣诞节 But over in Iraq, there is no Christmas.
他们一无所有 They have nothing.
我恨市长利用圣诞节 I hate when the mayor uses Christmas
为她自己政治日程 for her own political agenda.
快点那该死的树 Light the damn tree!
好啊 Yeah!
圣诞树 圣诞树 Christmas tree! Christmas Tree!
对 就是这个 -是什么 Oh, my God. That's it. - What's it?
没看到么 Don't you see?
今年 我们应该把圣诞节 This time of year, we should be bringing Christmas
给那些不幸的人 to the less fortunates!
跟我来 Follow me!
快来 现在 You guys, come on! Right now!
好了 All right.
现在由一个特别的小男孩点亮圣诞树 Here to light the Christmas tree is a very special young man
这个小男孩给我们表达了圣诞节的意义 who shows us all the true meaning of Christmas --
Jimmy Jimmy.
哇哦多好的听众 Wow. What a terrific audience.
感谢你给我这份荣誉 市长 Thank you for giving me this great honor, Mayor.
在我 我点亮树之前 我想能不能唱一首 B-Before I I-light the tree, I was wondering if I could sing
我最喜欢的圣诞歌 my favorite C-Christmas song real quick?
啊 Aww!
我们爱圣诞歌 对不对 Well, we'd love a Christmas song, wouldn't we, folks?
圣诞歌圣诞歌 Christmas songs! Christmas songs!
好 现在就来 All right. H-Here it goes.
在圣诞节 ♪ On the first day of C-C... ♪
的第一天 我的真爱送我 ♪ Christmas, my true... t-true -- true love ♪
送我 ♪ Ga-Ga-Gave to m... ♪
我 ♪ M-M-M-M-Me ♪
一只 ♪ A par-- a par-- par... ♪
哦 不 Oh, no.
这里是些我再也见不到的旧玩具 And here's some old toys that I don't need anymore!
然后这里 这里是一些圣诞饼干 And here -- here are some Christmas cookies!
还有些圣诞挂饰 And some holly and mistletoe!
哦 这会是最快乐的圣诞节 Oh, this will be the happiest Christmas
中东的人从来没见过的 the Middle East has ever seen!
嘿 那些灯摘下来放在门口 Guys, get those lights down from the door.
我们把那个也给他们 We'll give them to the needy Iraqis, too!
Cartman 你为什么要做这些 Cartman, why are you doing this?
他们没有圣诞节阿 They don't have Christmas there, guys.
我们需要给他们 We have to give it to them.
这是个没有用的SB点子 That's a retarded idea that won't work.
你做这些的真正原因是什么 Why are you really doing this?
大家好啊 Howdy ho!
Mr. Hankey Mr. Hankey!
哦 我恨那个该死的圣诞节大便 Oh, I hate that stupid Christmas poo.
你好 mr. Hankey 圣诞快乐 Hello, Mr. Hankey! A merry Christmas to you!
哎呀 外面看起来真是有圣诞气氛阿 Gee whiz! Things sure look Christmasy out here!
你们在干什么 What are you boys doing?
Cartman在试着把圣诞节带到伊拉克 Cartman is trying to bring Christmas to Iraq.
伊拉克的人应该过一个好的圣诞节 The people of Iraq deserve a good Christmas
像大家一样 just like everyone else.
天啊 Eric Well, gosh, Eric,
这看起来你真的是有圣诞节的心灵阿 Looks like you really have the Christmas spirit!
我知道有个人能帮你们 圣诞老人 I know someone who can help -- Santa Claus!
真的 Really?
真的 -真的 Really? - Really?
当然 我们应该把这些东西带到他那里 Sure! We should take this stuff to him right away!
但我们怎么才能去到北极呢 But how are we gonna get to the North Pole?
哦 这不是问题 Oh, that's no problem!
我们只需要一点点圣诞节魔法 We just need a little Christmas magic!
大家快上便便车 All aboard the Poo-Choo Express!
哇哦 Wow!
-哦 那个气味 -是啊 Ooh, that smells. - Yeah.
下一站是北极 Next stop -- the North Pole!
那东西拿上来 Get the rest of the stuff, you guys!
唔 我不是很想拿到那上面 I don't really want to get on that.
我也是 Me neither.
我们需要把圣诞节 带给那些不幸的人呐 We have to bring Christmas to those less fortunates!
加油 Now come on!
便便车 出发! Let's go,Poo-Choo Train!
呜呜 Poo-Choo!
便便车进入了轨道 ♪ Poo-Choo Train's laying down its tracks ♪
伴随着 呜呜 ♪ With a... ♪ Poo-Choo!
所有的旅程 ♪ All the way and back ♪
便便车是我最爱 ♪ Poo-Poo Train is my favorite thing ♪
我们唱着歌 散播快乐 ♪ Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing ♪
伙计 Cartman到底出了什么鬼问题 Dude, what the hell has gotten into Cartman?
不知道 I don't know.
圣诞时间不会总是一样 ♪ Christmastime wouldn't be the same ♪
除了 拥抱 亲吻 还有便便车 ♪ Without hugs and kisses and a Poo-Choo Train ♪
还有一只鹧鸪鸟 ♪ And a p-partridge ♪
在梨树上 ♪ In a p-p-pear ♪
呀梨树上 ♪ T-T-Tree ♪
在圣诞节的 ♪ On the third day of C-- ♪
第三天 ♪ C-Chri-- Chri-- ♪
孩子 我们到北极了 Here we are, kids -- the North Pole!
终于啊 时间真长 Finally! - God! It took forever!
哇哦 这里是圣诞老人住的地方 Wow! Is that where Santa lives?
圣诞老人住的城堡 That's it -- Santa's fortress of solitude!
Mr. Hankey Mr. Hankey!
我们需要见圣诞老人商量下紧急圣诞事情 We need to see Santa right away on urgent Christmas business.
当然 Sure thing!
嘿 你们是内裤侏儒么 Hey, aren't you guys the Underpants Gnomes?
一年只有十个月是 Ten months out of the year.
但这个时间我们来帮圣诞老人 But this time of year, we help Santa!
他在这 Here he is!
哈哈哈圣诞快乐 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 Wow!Wow!Wow!
圣诞老人你好啊 Howdy ho, Santa!
Mr. Hankey 你好么 Mr. Hankey, how are you?
准备好过圣诞节了么 All ready for Christmas?
我正开始准备看 I was just starting to look over
侏儒给我准备的好小孩坏小孩清单 the new naughty-and-nice list the gnomes prepared for me.
哦 呃 那些表格都停止计算了么 Oh. Are the tabulations all closed off, then?
哦 没有 他们一直计算到午夜 Oh, no. They keep it open until midnight of Christmas Eve.
有些孩子还在尝试着挤进 Some kids actually try to cram in a lot of niceness
好孩子里面 right at the end.
哦 他们真丢脸 Oh, that's so lame of them.
圣诞老人 这个圣诞节我的朋友们 Santa, my friends are trying to do something
在尝试去做一些非常特别的事情 very special this Christmas.
告诉他 Eric Tell him, Eric.
圣诞老人 我一直在想着那些 Well, Santa, it's just that I was thinking
在怕我们可能会炸了他们的伊拉克的人 about all the people in Iraq who are afraid we might bomb them.
然后我就想 给他们带去一些我们的圣诞问候 And I just thought, well, maybe it wouldn't hurt
应该不会伤害到他们 to send them a little bit of our Christmas spirit as well.
你是对的 You know, you're right.
圣诞老人一直没想到这一部分 Santa hasn't been to that part of the world in a long time.
也许圣诞老人可以给那些地方带去一些和平 Perhaps Santa could bring peace to this whole situation.
这就是我想的 That's what I thought.
侏儒 把玩具装到雪橇上 Gnomes, load up the sleigh with toys!
圣诞老人要去做个特别的事情 Santa's going to make a special run!
好的 All right!
你们都可以从我的飞行控制室看到我 And you boys can all watch me from our flight-control room.
好啊 Hooray!
一只站在梨树上的鹧鸪鸟 ♪ And a p-p-partridge in a p-pear tree ♪
在圣诞节的第四天 ♪ On the f-fourth day of C-C-C-Christmas ♪
我的真爱送我 ♪ My t-true love g-gave to m-me ♪
这是圣诞老人的飞行控制中心 This is Santa's flight-control center.
我们从卫星上可以观察圣诞老人 From here, we can monitor Santa from satellite
去全世界运送礼物 as he travels the globe delivering presents!
酷 Wow! Cool!
看起来圣诞老人已经到巴格达了 Hey, it looks like Santa's already made it to Baghdad!
哈哈哈 大家圣诞快乐 Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, everyone!
哈哈哈 大家圣诞快乐 Ho, ho, ho! A merry Christmas to all!
Derka derka derka!
Hala derka berka derka!
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas!
我中弹了 我中弹了 I'm hit! I'm hit!
雪橇被打中了 Sleigh is hit!
重复一边 雪橇被打中了 I repeat -- Sleigh is hit!
位于600尺的高度 设备故障 Instrument failure at 0600 feet!
雪橇在往下掉 The sleigh is going down!
雪橇在往下掉 Sleigh is going down.
重复一边 雪橇在往下掉 I repeat -- Sleigh is going down!
坚持住圣诞老人 Hang on, Santa!
雪橇1号在往下掉 在往下掉 Sleigh 1 is going down. He is going down.
受到了来自地面的攻击 Scramble the ground troops to stand by for deployment.
1号坠落 1号坠落 01 down. 01 down.
重复一遍 1号坠落 Repeat -- 01 down.
红色雪橇坠落了 红色雪橇坠落了 We got a red sleigh down. We got a red sleigh down.
红色雪橇1号 这里是北极总部 Red Sleigh 1, this is North Pole.
Mr. Kringle Mr. Kringle?
我得天啊 他们杀了他 Jesus Christ! They killed him!
不 圣诞老人 他不能死 他不能 No. Santa Claus can't be dead. He -- He can't.
为什么伊拉克会做这种事 为什么 Why would Iraqis do that? Why?
这里一点圣诞气氛都没有 It certainly doesn't seem very Christmasy of them.
总部 我是圣诞老人 North Pole, this is Santa.
圣诞老人你还好么 Santa, are you all right?
你现在情形怎么样 What is your status?
雪橇掉了 Sleigh is down.
鹿 都死了 Reindeer...all dead.
我得脚都受伤了 Both Santa's legs are broken.
圣诞老人非常难过 Santa's...very sad.
圣诞老人需要 Santa will have to --
哦 不 Oh, no.
他们朝我来了 They're coming for me!
退后 你们这群坏蛋 往后站 Stay back, you bastards! Stay back!
哦 不 Oh, no.
你们这些侏儒都站在这里干什么 What are you gnomes sitting there for?!
你们要去救他啊 You have to go rescue him!
你想让我们怎么干 What the hell are we supposed to do?
我们就只有九英寸高 We're like nine inches tall!
现在我永远不会拿到我的机器娃娃了 Now I'm never gonna get my Haibo robot doll!
这就是整件事的原因么 Is that what this is all about?!
你想出整个点子然后你就能拿到你的SB玩具 You came up with this whole idea so you could get a stupid toy?!
一点不SB 那是个会饿的玩具 It's not stupid! It's a toy that you can starve!
如果你不喂 它会死 多酷阿 If you don't feed it, it dies! It's so cool!
好吧 做的真好 混蛋 Well, good going, asshole.
谢谢你 再也不会有圣诞节了 Thanks to you, there's not gonna be any Christmas,
而且没有人可以帮助我们 and there's no one left to help us!
哦 天啊 Oh, Christ.
耶稣 Jesus!
嘿 对阿 耶稣可以救任何人 Hey, that's right. Jesus can save anybody!
跟我来 你们可以带着圣诞老人的后备雪橇 Follow me! You can take Santa's backup sleigh!
在圣诞节的第五天 ♪ On the f-f-fifth day of C-C-Christmas ♪
我的真爱送我 ♪ My t-true love gave to m-me ♪
五只 ♪ Five g-g-golden ♪
金戒指 ♪ R-R-Ri...Rings ♪
巴拉洞巴拉 ♪ Ba dum dum d-dum ♪
四只鸣唱的鸟儿 ♪ Four call...ing b-birds ♪
我们把耶稣的资料输入自动驾驶仪 We fed Jesus Christ's data into the autopilot.
雪橇应该能带你们到他那里去 The sleigh should be able to take you right to him!
我希望可以 不然圣诞老人就会死了 I hope so, or else Santa Claus is as good as dead.
这里是雪橇2号 Here it is -- Red Sleigh 2.
来 现在我们该去救圣诞节了 Come on, gang. It's up to us to save Christmas!
告诉圣诞老人的工人 继续做玩具 Tell Santa's workers to keep making toys.
我们会准时带圣诞老人回来 We'll have Santa back in no time!
呜 怎么启动这东西 Uh, how -- how do we start this thing?
你只需要叫鹿的名字 You just have to call out the reindeer's names!
好的 Oh, yeah!
Dasher Prancer Comet On, Dasher, on, Prancer, on, Comet --
不 不 它们都死了 No! No! They're all dead!
你要叫新鹿的名字 You have to call out the new ones!
Steven Fluffy Horace Chantel On, Steven, on, Fluffy, on, Horace and Chantel!
Skippy Rainbow Patches Montel On, Skippy and Rainbow and Patches and Montel!
祝你们好运 Good luck finding Jesus!
看 我们在坐圣诞老人的雪橇哦 Wow! Look, you guys! We're riding in Santa's sleigh!
我们应该能准时找到耶稣 We should be able to find Jesus in no time!
我坐在圣诞老人的雪橇上 ♪ I'm riding in Santa's sleigh ♪
在圣诞时节越过树林 ♪ So high above the trees at Christmastime ♪
伴随着烛光和笑脸 ♪ With candy-cane wishes and smi-- ♪
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在享受珍贵的圣诞节时光 kyle I'm having a precious Christmastime moment, Kyle,
如果你不介意 if you don't mind.
唱圣诞歌不会改变你的年度评价的 Singing a Christmas song isn't gonna get you nice deductions.
不要忘记 是因为你圣诞老人的雪橇才掉下去的 It's because of you that Santa's sleigh got shot down!
伊卡克充满了仇恨可不是我的错 It isn't my fault that Iraqis are filled with hate!
我说你需要唱很久圣诞歌 All I'm saying is it's gonna take a lot of singing
才能补救 to make up for that!
圣诞时节坐在圣诞老人的雪橇上 ♪ It's Christmas magic time on Santa's sleigh ♪
高高的飞在天上 ♪ So high in the sky ♪
烛光和孩子们的笑脸 ♪ Candy cane, children's smiles ♪
六只生蛋的鹅 ♪ Six geese a-laying ♪
五只 ♪ F-Five gold r... ♪
金戒指 ♪ R-Rings ♪
洞巴拉咚吧 ♪ Ba dum dum d-d-d-dum ♪
四只鸣唱的鸟儿 ♪ F-Four calling b-birds ♪
你们要带我去哪 Where are you taking me?
你们都很调皮 You are all being very naughty.
为什么你要来伊拉克 Why you come to Iraq, my main man?
来给孩子们欢乐和愉快 To bring happiness and joy to the children.
这就是你认为的带来快乐 And this is -- this is what you think brings happy?
这是商品 这是买卖 This is material. This is commercialism.
你们国家真变态 Your country is sick. Sick.
不是的 你们国家只是失去了圣诞的欢乐 No, your country has just lost all its Christmas spirit.
你要干啥 What's going on here?
美国想要炸掉我的家 America wants to bomb my house, my main man.
他们想要杀掉我的孩子和老婆 They want to kill my wife and children.
我们需要知道 他们的计划是什么 We need to know -- What is their plan?
我怎么知道 我住在北极 I don't know. I live in the North Pole!
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
据说是中国人第一次 They say that the Chinese were the first
尝试做电击蛋蛋的实验 to experiment with electroshock to the testicles.
哦 不 别电圣诞老人 Oh, no. Not Santa's balls!
美国的计划是什么 What else is America planning?!
我要杀了你 I'm gonna fucking kill you!
你可杀不了别人 You're not in a position to kill anyone, my main man.
我只是想你告诉我美国的计划 I just want you to tell me America's plan.
那我们就要准备过一个漫长的晚上了 因为我不知道 Then we're in for a long night, because I don't know shit.
In nome del mio padre, siete guarito.
Benedica, Jesus, benedica.
Jesus, mio bambino no puoi sentirsi.
Il vostro bambino se arguisto.
Bene, benedica!
Ahhh!
La morte rossa!
大家好 Howdy ho!
耶稣 Jesus!
StanKyleMr. Hankey Eric Cartman- Stan, Kyle, Mr. Hankey, and Eric Cartman.
我的孩子 你们在这干嘛 What are you doing here, my children?
耶稣 圣诞老人的雪橇在伊拉克被打落了 Jesus, Santa's sleigh was shot down over Iraq!
圣诞老人他还好么 Santa? Is he all right?
我们不知道 他们失去了一切联系 We don't know. They lost all contact with him.
我们需要把他救出来 We have to get him out of there.
你知道怎么办么 Do you know a way?
是的 我觉得我知道 Yes. Yes, I think I do.
我们需要一点点圣诞节奇迹 We need a little Christmas miracle.
子弹上膛 出发! Lock and load. We're going in!
在圣诞节的第七天 ♪ On the s-s-seventh day of C-Christmas ♪
我的真爱 ♪ My t-true love ♪
送 送送送送 ♪ G-G-G-G-G... ♪
你是个资本主义的走狗 You. You're a sick capitalist dog, my main man.
这是巴格达 天啊 什么烂地方 This is Baghdad? God. What a shithole.
我的意思是 这些贫穷不幸的人们 I mean oh, wow. These poor, unfortunate people!
雪橇2号 我们在这 Red Sleigh 2, come in. - We're here!
你们要紧跟着信号发射器 You're coming up on the source of the signal.
你们现在在他正上方 You're right on top of him!
他一定是在我们下面的建筑物里 He must be in that building below us.
降落到楼顶 Mr. Hankey. Land it on the roof, Mr. Hankey.
好的 耶稣 Howdy ho, Jesus.
Kak bala?!
在这里等 我可以解决 Wait here. I can handle this.
Keem kala?Keeem kak bala!
看着我 了解我 Yea, look upon me and know me.
Halak bala!Kleem bala!
我的孩子 你们应该知道 My children, you should know something --
我搞定了 I'm packing.
走 Let's go!
这真像一个惊险的圣诞奇迹啊 This is such a magical Christmas adventure, you guys.
在圣诞节的第十一天 ♪ On the el-- e-eleventh day of C-Christmas ♪
我的真爱送我 ♪ My t-true love gave to m-m-me ♪
十一个吹风笛的风笛手 ♪ E-Eleven p-p-p-pipers p-p-piping ♪
喝 Drink it!
喝掉这些油 Drink the oil!
这些就是你们西方资本家想要的 This is all you Western capitalists want!
天啊 Jesus Christ!
啊 Aah!
谢 谢谢你 耶稣 Oh, thank -- thank God for you, Jesus.
你能走么 Here. Can you walk?
我的脚受伤了 Santa's legs are broken.
它们好了 They are healed.
圣诞老人 Santa.
我就是不能 I just couldn't do it.
我就是不能让他活着 他电了我的蛋蛋 I just couldn't let him live! He shocked Santa's balls!
士兵们 来了 More soldiers are coming!
快走 走 Let's move! Move!
八位挤奶的佣妇 ♪ Eight m-maids a m-milking ♪
上楼 雪橇在屋顶 Get up the stairs! The sleigh is on the roof!
耶稣 你后面 Jesus! Behind you!
耶稣 Jesus!
不 No!
耶稣 Jesus?
耶稣 Jesus!
别 别担心 耶稣 没怎么样 D-Don't worry, Jesus. It's nothing.
只是一个擦伤 It's just a scratch.
你是 一个 坏骗子 You're a...bad liar.
嘿 不管怎么说我们还是打了一个漂亮的仗 对不 Hey, b-but we sure gave 'em one hell of a fight, huh?
当然 耶稣 We sure did, Jesus.
伙计 这里真是一团糟 Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
圣诞老人 我在这里 耶稣 Santa? - I'm here, Jesus.
不要 不要再 让他们 Don't -- Don't ever... let them take away
把我们的圣诞夺走 our -- our Christmas spirit.
我的天啊 伊拉克人杀了耶稣 Oh, my God. Iraqis killed Jesus.
你们混蛋 You bastards.
来 孩子们 Come on, kids!
去雪橇那 去雪橇那 Get to the sleigh! Get to the sleigh!
启动雪橇 Start the sleigh!
Uh, on, Steven, on, Fluffy, on, Horace and Chantel!
唔 Uhh...
On Skippy and Rainbow and Patches and Montel!
看看我 ♪ Look at me ♪
我坐在圣诞老人的雪橇上 ♪ I'm riding high in Santa's sleigh ♪
对我来说真是个特别的圣诞节 ♪ It's a Christmas special time for me ♪
哦 闭嘴Cartman Oh, shut up, Cartman!
你的甜蜜圣诞节表演不会骗到任何人 Your sweet Christmas act isn't fooling anybody!
这不是表演Kyle I-It's not an act, Kyle!
我想的只是让这些人去明白 All I wanted was for these people to understand
圣诞节的意义 what Christmas means.
你是对的孩子 You're right, kid.
你在干嘛圣诞老人 What are you doing, Santa?
我来这里是想把圣诞节带给伊拉克 I came to bring Christmas to Iraq,
看上帝的份上我也要做 and, by God, I'm gonna do it!
啊哈哈 圣诞快乐 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
火箭筒 四点方向 RPG, 4:00!
嘿 开始有点 圣诞气氛了 Boy, things are sure starting to look Christmasy now!
圣诞快乐 啊哈哈 Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!
圣诞快乐 大家晚安 Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
啊哈哈 Ho ho ho ho ho!
一只鹧鸪鸟 ♪ And a p-p-partridge ♪
站在梨树上 ♪ In a p-pear tree ♪
完了 That's it?
完了 歌唱完了我们可以点亮树了 That's it! The song's over! We can light the tree!
哦 终于完了 Oh, finally!
加油Jimmy就剩五秒就到圣诞节了 Go on, Jimmy. There's only five more seconds until Christmas.
啊 Awwwww!
圣诞节又被毁了 Christmas is ruined again!
啊哈哈 Ho ho ho!
Stan Kyle Stan! - Kyle!
爸爸妈妈 我们刚刚坐了圣诞老人的雪橇 Mom! Dad! We rode in Santa's sleigh!
我们把圣诞节带到了伊拉克 We brought Christmas to Iraq!
所有人 能不能耽误你们点时间 Everyone! Everyone, can I please have your attention?
圣诞节是每年中特别的日子 Christmas is a very special time of year,
但今年差一点不能过了 but this year, it almost didn't happen.
有一个男人叫耶稣 为了救我而献出了他的性命 There's a man named Jesus who gave his life to save me.
所以 我宣布 每年的圣诞节 And so I declare that, every year on Christmas Day,
我们应该纪念耶稣他的所作所为 we should remember Jesus for what he did
并且感谢他 and thank him for it.
从现在开始 圣诞节将变成纪念日 From now on, Christmas will be a day
为了纪念一个勇敢的男人 耶稣 for remembering a brave man named Jesus.
可以现在如果 我还有许多的工作去做 Now, if you'll all excuse me, I've got a lot of work to do.
我来帮你圣诞老人 I'll help you, Santa!
还有 孩子们 Oh, and boys...
你们可能想看看圣诞树下面。 you might want to check under the Christmas tree.
啊哈哈圣诞快乐 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
哇哦 看 圣诞老人给了我们haibo玩具 Wow! Look, you guys! Santa got us all Haibo dolls!
哦 真糟啊 Aw, God damn it!
Cartman我想你最想得到的就是这个 Cartman, I thought all you wanted was a Haibo doll!
是啊 但是不想你们都有 Yeah. But not if you guys have one, too!
现在这个变得又糟糕又娘 Now it's worthless and gay!
妈的 我再也不会去试着变个好小孩 God damn it! I'll never try to be nice again!
好吧 我们不得不说这真是个特别的圣诞节 All in all, I have to say this was a pretty special Christmas.
嘿 大家 怎么了-哦 嘿 Kenny Rm mrph, mrph rmh rmphm? - Oh, hey, Kenny.
伙计 你去哪了 我就是去玩了一会 Dude, where have you been? - Rm, mrph rmhmhm rmphm rmh.
过来 我们告诉你刚刚发生什么了 Come on! We got to tell you what happened!
我很高兴这一切都结束了 -是啊 I'm sure glad it's over with! - Yeah.
但是我觉得事情终于变回正常了 But I feel like things are finally back to normal.
是啊 Mrph!
便便车进入了轨道 ♪ Poo-Choo Train's laying down its tracks ♪
伴随着 呜呜 - ♪ With a... ♪ - Poo-choo!
所有的旅程 ♪ All the way and back ♪
便便车是我最爱 ♪ Poo-Poo Train is my favorite thing ♪
我们唱着歌 散播快乐 ♪ Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing ♪