翻译:耶利耶利亚 校对:Tears 双语合成 教主zanki
南方公园 第6季第5集 营救威尔 S06E05 Fun With Vea
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
♪ Timmy, Timmy, liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪
♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
好了 孩子们 Okay, children.
大家可以下车了 Step off the bus and form a group
排好队 -我说是队伍 next to the nice redneck -- I mean rancher.
大家好啊 我是Rancher Bob Hello, boys and girls. My name is Rancher Bob.
让我们和Rancher Bob打个招呼 Let's all say hello to Rancher Bob.
你好 Rancher Bob Hi, Rancher Bob.
我会给你们看看世界上最棒的牛肉 I'm pleased to show you all the wonderful world of beef.
跟我来 Follow me.
别的孩子都去美术馆参观 City kids get to go to museums for field trips.
我们就来看这些牛 We get cow farms.
这里你可以看到所有的牛 Now, out here, you can see our cattle.
这里是一切开始的地方 This is where the magic begins
它们在这里吃 睡 等待宰杀 as the cows eat, sleep, and prepare for certain death.
它们看上去真好吃 They look so delicious.
这是我们的屠宰场 Now, here we have the slaughterhouse.
这里把它们制作成牛排和汉堡 This is where we turn the cows into steaks and burgers!
呃 Ew!
哦 伙计 Aw, dude!
有人要免费样品吗 Anybody want a free sample?
我 我 我 Me! Me! Me! Me!
孩子们这里是威尔区 And in here, boys and girls, we have our veal ranch.
看到了吗 饲养的关键在于把它们锁住 You see, with veal, the whole key is keeping the cows chained
它们就不能走来走去得到锻炼 so they can't walk around or get any exercise.
这样它们的肌肉 That way, their muscle tissue stays soft
会非常的柔软 and makes for tender veal.
等一下 威尔是小牛吗 Wait a minute. Veal is...little baby cows?
是啊 Yepper!
那为什么要叫它们威尔 Then why the hell do they call it "veal"?
如果人们知道是小牛 Well, if we called it "little baby cow",
就不吃了 people might not eat it.
是的 我就不吃 -我也不吃 Yeah! I wouldn't have! - Uh, me neither.
哦 看看那个 Oh, man! Look at that one!
看上去很好吃 -什么 It looks delicious! - What?
嗯嗯 感觉很多汁 Mmm. Succulent and juicy.
这个也可以拿个样品吗 Can we have a free sample of these, too?
哦 不 Well, no.
不过这些威尔牛明天都会 But all these veals are going to the slaughterhouse
送去屠宰场 tomorrow morning.
然后 后天送到市场 They'll be steaks by the afternoon,
你就可以买到了 and then you can buy them at your grocery store.
好啊 All right!
明天早上 Tomorrow morning?
伙计我们得帮帮它们 Dude, we got to help them.
是的 Yeah.
嘿 Cartman Psst! Cartman.
Cartman 醒醒 Cartman, wake up!
怎么了 你们在做什么 What? What the hell are you guys doing?
快点我们得出发了 -我们去哪 Come on! We got to go! - Where are we going?
我们要去救那些小牛 肥屁股 We're gonna go save the little baby cows, fat ass.
为什么救小牛 What? Why?
它们明早会被杀的 土豆 'Cause they're gonna get slaughtered tomorrow, butthole!
然后 So?
所以我们不能让它们被杀 笨蛋 So we can't let 'em die, douchebag.
你要帮我们 我们是朋友 You're our friend. Now, come help us.
在过去的3.2秒内 你们叫我肥屁股 Well, in the last 3.2 seconds, you've called me "fat ass",
土豆 笨蛋 "butthole", and "douchebag".
我不觉得我们是朋友 I really don't feel much like you guys' friend.
对不起 但你是我们的朋友 We're sorry. You are our friend.
我们需要你的帮助 因为朋友应该在一起的 We need you to help us because friends stick together.
等下 Wait.
我觉得你是因为他有 I thought you said we needed him because he has
职业特工队套装 才需要他的 the "Mission: Impossible Breaking-and-Entering Playset".
该死 Butters你不能闭嘴吗 Damn it, Butters. Will you shut up?
哦 哦 Oh-ho!
那么你们需要我对吗 So you need me
还有我的 职业特工队套装 and my "Mission: Impossible Breaking-and-Entering Playset".
是的 Yes, we do.
我们是那些小牛唯一的希望 We're those little baby cows' only hope.
你会帮我们吗 Will you help us?
是的 我会的 Yes. Yes, I will.
但是Kyle得亲一下我的屁股 If Kyle will kiss my black ass.
什么 What?!
只是亲一下 我就帮忙 Just give it a little kiss, and I'll help.
去死吧 Cartman Screw you, Cartman!
好吧 如果要我帮忙 Okay, but if you want my help,
那就要亲一下 you have to give it just a little kiss.
亲吧 Kiss it.
去吧 伙计 只能这么办了 -不 Go on, dude. It's the only way. - No!
很快的 亲一下我们就出发 Just do it really fast, and we can go.
Butters 亲怎么样 -不 一定要是Kyle Have Butters kiss it. - No. It has to be Kyle.
啊 Aah!
哦 我太开心了 Oh, man! That was so awesome!
天啊 我要晕了 Sick! I felt it on my face!
好了 你得逞了 Cartman 我们要快点 Okay. Very funny, Cartman. Now, come on.
我不和你去 I'm not going with you.
啊 哈 Aah! - Hey!
伙计们 这个我不太会用 I don't know about this, fellas.
看这里 It says right here
职业特工队套装 on the "Mission: Impossible Breaking-and-Entering Playset"--
不可用于真正的潜入 "Not for actual breaking and entering.
潜入是一种犯罪 Breaking and entering is a crime."
但是 杀了那些小牛 Well, killing little helpless baby cows
也应该是一种犯罪 should be a crime, too.
这怎么弄 Cartman How does this thing work, Cartman?
天啊 你们没有玩具的么 Jesus. Don't you guys have any toys?
先拿好这个面具 First you put on the black ski mask
然后用这个在房顶弄个洞 and use the torch to cut a hole in the roof.
好了 可以了 Okay. That's far enough.
我要执行D计划 -你要说大声点 - I'm going to go delta. - You have to talk louder!
我忘记拿通话设备用的 I forgot the AA batteries
5号电池了 for the Super Talk Play-Action headset.
我说已经够了 I said that's far enough!
别害怕小牛 Don't be scared, little baby cow.
我们来救你了 We're here to set you loose.
走吧 你自由了 There you go. You're free!
快跑 Run away!
快跑啊 他们会杀了你的 Go! They're gonna murder you!
Stan好了吗 我屁股快冻掉了 Stan, could you hurry it up? I'm freezing my ass off.
你的屁股冻掉了算了 You need to freeze some of your ass off.
你亲过我屁股 At least I have an ass, Jew!
什么 What?
快点你们这些笨蛋 Come on, you stupid baby cows!
你们得出去 You have to get out of here!
怎么了 -它们不走 What's the matter? - They aren't leaving!
也许它们想上餐桌 See? Maybe they want to become sweet, juicy veal steaks.
嘿 它们之前都没活动过 Hey, they've never been allowed to walk before.
它们不知道怎么走 They just don't know how!
是的 它们太虚弱了 Oh, yeah. They're too weak to move.
我们要把它们弄出去 We've got to get them out of here.
我们把它们先放Butters的家里 We'll keep them at Butters' house
等它们恢复健康 until they can get their strength back.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no!
我不能把牛带回家 I can't bring calves into my house.
我会被禁足的 -好的Butters I'll get grounded. - Okay. Fine, Butters.
看来你不是我们的一员 I guess you're not a team player.
把它们带去我家 We'll bring them to my house.
我们怎么把这23头牛弄到你家 Dude, how are we gonna move 23 calves to your house?
我不知道 -我知道了 I don't know. - I've got it!
我们可以杀了Butters We could kill Butters
然后把小牛放在他的流的血河上飘走 and then float the calves on a river of blood.
别傻了Cartman Don't be stupid, Cartman!
Butters 没有那么多血 Butters doesn't have that much blood in him.
是啊 我没那么多血 Yeah! I do too!
我们得一个一个的搬 We're just gonna have to carry them one by one.
大伙 快点 Come on, you guys.
看看这样多轻松 小牛溜冰 Check it out, you guys. I'm calf curling.
天啊 它们臭死了 Man, these calves smell like crap.
我不知道 你怎么能不让你妈知道 I don't see how you're gonna hide them much longer.
我们不用这样 We won't have to.
Butters说有东西可以 Butters said he had something
让它们再次强壮 that makes baby cows strong again.
他这就拿过来 He's bringing it over.
Butters家有那种东西 Butters had that at his house?
伙计们 Hey, fellas!
Butters 带来了吗 Butters, did you bring it?
当然了 I sure did!
它们不会再这么可怜了 We'll have those poor baby cows in shape in no time!
太好了 All right!
苏珊小腿（意同小牛）锻炼 "Suzanne Somers Calf Exerciser".
什么 What?
让你的小腿两天内变强壮 "Makes your calves stronger in just two days."
哦该死的 那就是你的计划么 Oh, God damn it! That's your plan?
这不好吗 You think it's a gimmick?
苏珊在盒子上保证了有用的 Suzanne promises right on the box that it works.
你好 Marsh夫人 Hello, Mrs. Marsh!
哦 警官 我可以帮什么 Officer Barbrady. What can I do for you?
我们有点小麻烦 Well, we've got a little problem.
他说你的孩子 Jed here caught your boy and his friends
拿了他的东西 trespassing on his ranch.
他们偷了他的财产 They stole some of his property.
偷窃 你确定吗 Stole? A-Are you sure?
我跟着脚印到你家的 I followed a calf-curling trail right to your house, ma'am.
哦 他有麻烦咯 妈妈 让我揍他一顿 Ooh, Stan's in trouble! Let me kick his ass, Mom!
不 我的儿子不是小偷 N-Now, my son is not a thief.
我想一定是有什么误会了 I'm sure this is just some kind of misunderstanding.
Stanley 你看到 Stanley, did you see --
哦 糟了 Oh, crap!
Stanley 你弄这些牛想做什么 Stanley, what are you doing with those calves?
那混蛋要杀了它们给人吃 That asshole was gonna kill them and feed them to people!
Stanley 这是他的财产 Stanley, they belong to him.
它们谁也不属于 They don't belong to anybody!
求你了 它们会死的 Please, Mom! We don't want these cows to die!
妈妈 让我揍他一顿 Let me hit him, Mom!
Stanley这没的商量 Stanley, this isn't up for discussion.
他会把牛带走 The rancher is going to take his cows back,
而你没有选择 and you don't have a choice.
Stanley立刻给我开门 不然你就有麻烦了 Stanley, open this door right now, or you're gonna get it!
不 No!
Stan你这样像个孩子 Stan, you're behaving like a kid.
是你们让我吃了它们 You're the ones who made me eat veal
却不告诉我是什么 without telling me what it was!
是你们让 You're the ones who knew
这些小动物受苦 we were making little baby animals suffer!
立刻给我开门 Open this door now!
亲我屁股吧 Kiss my ass!
哦 天啊 他对父母说屁股 Oh, geez. He said "ass" to his parents.
伙计 你厉害了 You're getting in pretty deep, dude.
我很抱歉rancher先生 I apologize for this, Mister rancher person.
你为什么不告诉他们 牛会很安全的 Why don't you just tell them that the cows will be safe?
他们出来了我就可以把牛带走了 And when they come out, I can take 'em back.
我不能对我的儿子撒谎 I can't lie to my son, okay?
我要是这么背叛他们我余生都不得安宁 If I betrayed him like that, I'd pay for it the rest of my life.
哦 那太糟了 Well, that's just too bad!
要是周五拿不到它们 Look, that's $800 worth of veal up there,
我就会损失800美金 and I have to ship it out Friday!
Barbrady警官你准备怎么办 What are you going to do, Officer Barbrady?
我 我怎么办 Me? How'd I get into this mess?
那现在怎么办 So, what happens now?
我要和它们在一起 I'm gonna lock myself in here with these cows
直到可以确定它们是安全的 until we have a guarantee of their safety in writing.
我们和你一起 -耶 We're with you, dude. - Yeah!
别那么肯定 Don't be so sure
我要告诉你们 这会很艰难 Because I'm gonna tell you -- This is gonna get ugly.
非常的艰难 Real ugly.
之后也许我们会被禁足 When all is said and done, you could all be looking
三周或者四周 at being grounded for three, perhaps even four weeks.
如果你们有什么想说的就说吧 So if any of you guys want out, just say the word now.
我要出去 -闭嘴Cartman I want out. - Shut up, Cartman.
我们站在你这边 We're with you, Stan. - Yeah.
是要保护这些小牛 We can't let those little baby cows down.
没人能带走它们 They've got no one else to turn to.
就这么定了 人人为我 我为人人 Then it's settled. One for all and all for one!
除了Cartman Except Cartman.
是的 -是的 Yeah! - Yeah!
是的 等等 你说什么 Yeah! Wait. What?
就是这个情况 And so that's the situation.
孩子们都待在房间里 Our boys have locked themselves in Stan's room
直到我们可以保证牛会安全 until we can promise the calves will live free, in writing.
这太荒谬了 Well, this is ridiculous.
我不知道你怎么教育孩子的 I don't know how you raise your kids,
但我的儿子不会和我谈判的 but my son does not play negotiator with me!
哦 对不起 Sheila Well, excuse me, Sheila,
但没那么简单 but it wasn't that simple. - Ha!
给我15秒 就可以开门 Give me 15 seconds with Kyle, and I'll have that door open.
Kyle 我是你妈妈 Kyle, this is your mother!
你要立刻开门 You will open this door right now!
不 我不会 No, I won't.
看来他说的很清楚 Sheila Yes. I see what you mean, Sheila.
印象深刻 That was very impressive.
Kyle 如果不按我说得做 Kyle, if you don't do as you're told,
我会很生气 I'm going to be very angry!
你让我吃的时候都没有告诉这是什么 Well, you made me eat veal and didn't tell me what it was!
自己去生气吧 婊子 So go ahead and be angry, you baby-cow-killing bitch!
非常震惊 Very persuasive.
开门 开门 Aah! Open this door! Open this door!
让我试试看 Oh, let -- let me try.
Butters?
Butters 我是你爸爸 Butters, this is your father.
哦 天啊 我该怎么办 Oh, sweet Jesus. What do I do?
坚强些 我们有准备 Be strong, Butters. You knew it would come to this.
Butters 回答我 Butters, answer me.
但爸爸会生气的 But -- But Dad's a-angry at me.
别怕我教你怎么说 Don't panic. I'll tell you what to say.
Butters 立刻 Butters, right now!
爸爸 你干吗不舔我 Dad, uh, why don't you suck my fat one?
什么 哦天啊 What?! - Oh, sweet Jesus.
我们要进去 -好了Stanley What's gotten into them? - All right, Stanley.
够了 你的小游戏结束了 This has gone on long enough. Your little game is over!
这不是游戏 妈妈 This isn't a game, Mom.
在确定它们安全以前我们不会出来 We're not coming out until we know the calves will be safe.
那很好 Well, that's fine.
你们就待在里面饿死吧 You boys can just stay in there and starve to death.
我们要去吃匹萨了 Us parents are going to go to Pizza Shack
还有很多冰激凌 and have pepperoni pizzas and ice cream.
哦 你们该死的 Oh, God damn it, you guys.
Cartman离门远点 Cartman, stay away from that door!
你们总要出来的 You'll have to come out sooner or later, boys.
待的越久 麻烦越大 The longer you wait, the more trouble you'll be in.
哦 Aah!
第一回合结束 我们坚持下来了 Round one is over. We made it.
我们没做到 你妈妈说的对 傻逼 We didn't make it. Your mom is right,douchebag.
我们会饿死的 What are we gonna do, stay in here until we starve?
我们的父母不会让我们饿死的 Our parents would never let us starve.
他们在虚张声势 这是一场关于意志的战斗 They're bluffing. This is a battle of wills.
如果我们坚持住 他们会放弃的 If we hold out long enough, they'll give in.
但我们要睡觉 But we will have to sleep, dude.
三个人睡 一个放风 Three of us can sleep while one keeps watch.
我们几个小时换一下 We'll shift every couple of hours.
这就像越南战争 Hey, this is gonna be just like Vietnam, huh, fellas?
呀吼 Whoopie!
我们会和小牛 We'll stay in this room with these baby cows
共存亡 for as long as it takes!
都试过了 Well, we tried everything.
除非拆了房子 We can't get through the door without tearing apart the house.
已经13个小时了 Dear God! It's been over 13 hours.
哦 我的孩子一定很饿了 Oh, but my poor little poopsie must be getting so hungry.
也许该给他们些吃的 Maybe we should get them a little food.
不 这是意志的战斗 Ms. Cartman, this is a battle of will.
要让他们知道我们不会妥协 We need our boys to know that we're not gonna cave in at all.
哦 好吧 Oh, all right.
我们回去吧 Let's just go to bed and let them play their little game
看他们这个游戏能玩多久 for as long as they can.
伙计们 晚安 Good night, fellas! - Good night.
晚安 Patches 晚安 Halloway Good night, Patches. Good night, Halloway.
晚安Neptune 晚安Davis Good night, Neptune. Good night, Davis.
晚安Bud Good night, Bud.
晚安Red 晚安Paulette Good night, Red. Good night, Paulette.
晚安Chastity Good night, Chastity.
Butters 我会一次又一次的杀掉你 Butters, I'm going to kill you over and over again.
不行了 Can't go on.
我要吃东西 Need...food.
才发现 饿这么糟糕 I didn't realize hunger made you feel so bad.
我要说句话 There's only one alternative, you guys.
我们得吃头牛 We're gonna have to eat a calf.
不Cartman 不能吃 No, Cartman, we're not eating a calf.
好的 那就吃Butters All right! Then we're gonna have to eat Butters.
你也许对的 He might be right, dude.
嘿 Aw, heck.
那是什么 Wait. What is that?
伙计 是吃的 Dude! - Food!
Cartman夫人你在做什么 Ms. Cartman, what are you doing?
我不能忍受我的孩子受苦 Ooh, I just can't stand to see my baby suffer.
哦 你毁了一切 Oh, dear God. You've ruined everything!
太好了 All right!
我们可以坚持几周了 See? Now we can hold out for weeks!
牛肉干 Look, you guys! Beef jerky!
还有炸鸡 -什么 - Yeah! And fried chicken! - Wha--?
啊呜 啊呜 - Mmm! - Mmm!
你们在做什么 Dude, what are you guys doing?
吃东西呢 We're eating, dude.
你们在吃肉 You're eating meat!
我们这一切是为了什么 What the hell do you think we're doing all this for?
我可以帮助这些小牛 Hey, I'm doing it to save little baby cows.
但不会停止吃肉 I'm not gonna stop eating meat altogether.
我也是 - Me neither. - Yeah.
要是不吃肉你会变成女人的 If you don't eat meat at all, you become a pussy.
好吧 随便你们 That's fine. You guys can live off of flesh.
但我不会吃肉了 But I'm never eating meat again.
好的 你那份我们也吃了 Go ahead. That's more for us.
你要点吗 伙计 You want some beef jerky, buddy?
谁是你伙计 Yes. Who's your buddy?
你不饿么 有谁觉得饿么 Who's hungry? Who's a hungry man?
那太恶心了 Dude, that's messed up.
快看这个 You guys, check this out!
Tom 我现在站在事发现场 Tom, I'm standing in front of the house
四个小恐怖分子把自己和 where four insane boy terrorists have barricaded themselves
劫持的23头小牛关在屋子里 inside a room with 23 live infant cattle.
看 Hey, look!
有人和我们一样 Some other kids are doing the same thing we are!
父母想冲进去但是失败了 Several attempts to break into the room
现在冲突 更加严重了 have proven unsuccessful, Tom, and the crisis is intensifying.
有人要说两句 Here's what some people had to say.
我们在睡觉 We were just sleeping,
突然被骚乱吵醒了 when suddenly we heard all the commotion.
在我们社区 I mean, to think this could happen right here
怎么会发生这样的事 in our own community.
我们给了他们所有 We gave those kids everything,
他们却变成这个样子 and they turned into little John Walkers.
警长说他们 The police chief of South Park
不会和恐怖分子谈判 says that there will be no negotiations with terrorists.
哦不 这下真的糟糕了 Oh, no. This is big-time trouble now, fellas.
不 这就是希望的效果 No. This is exactly what we wanted.
是么 -你没看到吗 It is? - Yes. Don't you see?
这告诉大家我们所做的一切 This validates everything that we're doing.
如果上了新闻 If we're making the news,
说明对大家很重要 this is obviously important to people.
Tom 有新情况 Tom, it looks like I have an update.
看来大家对这个新闻 Yes, it looks like the boy-terrorist story
毫无兴趣 is not interesting news to anyone.
没什么东西可以报道了 Tom Uh, nothing else was going on, Tom,
我们要结束报道了 so this was the only story we had to make seem important,
没什么好看的了 but people are just simply tuning out.
下面是世界各地的 So HBC will now be switching programming
小狗节目 once again to "Puppies From Around the World"!
难以相信 I don't believe it.
哦 中国狗还挺可爱 The Chinese puppy is my favorite so far!
Butters?
Butters你抱着我 B-Butters, you have your arm around me!
对不起 我以为你是小牛 Oh, sorry. I thought you were Mr. Pickles.
我们得帮助这些无助的小牛 ♪ We must help the helpless ♪
我们得拯救这些可怜的小牛 ♪ We must save the unsaved ♪
那是什么 What the hell is that?
如果我们一起战斗 ♪ For if we fight together ♪
我们的前路一定是 ♪ We can make sure the road is paved ♪
平坦又明亮的明天 ♪ For a brighter tomorrow... ♪
嬉皮士 -他们在这里做什么 Hippies! - What are they doing here?
我们来支援你们了 We are with you, boys!
你们的战斗是正义的 Your message is real and your fight is just!
伙计 他们是站在我们这边的 Dude, those gaywads are on our side?
哦 他们好脏 Ew! They're all dirty.
我说过什么 What did I tell you, Stan?
我们弄来一堆小牛 We saved some baby cows from being eaten,
现在和那些该死的脏嬉皮一样了 and now we're no-good, dirty Goddamn hippies!
Tom 劫持小牛的恐怖活动还在继续 Tom, the calf-terrorist standoff continues,
FBI已经介入要结束这一切 as now members of the FBI arrive to put an end to the conflict.
哦 我的天 Oh, Jesus Christ.
这里谁负责 Who's in charge here?
是我 但我不想 I am. But I don't want to be.
谈判专家在哪里 Where's the negotiator?
这里 -Glen Dumon谈判部的 Right here -- Glen Dumont, negotiator squad.
好的 看看你能做什么 All right. See what you can do.
伙计 你没事吧 -有些不舒服 - Dude, are you okay? - Oh, I just feel so run down.
不知道怎么了 I don't know what's wrong with me.
起了些疹子 -那是什么 - I've got these sores. - What is that?
也许我们该结束了 -不 - Dude, maybe we should end this. - No!
给我接通屋子里的电话 Get me a hard line to the phone in that house.
恐怖分子们说 The terrorists already said
他们不会出来 there's no way they're coming out.
别担心 我是谈判专家 Don't worry. I'm a negotiator.
我的责任就是和这些混蛋谈 It's my job to talk to freaks like this
带来和平的解决 and bring about a peaceful resolution
用聪明的头脑 using clever psychology.
你好 Hello?
你好 我叫Mike 我是谈判专家 Hello. My name is Mike. I'm a negotiator.
和你谈谈可以吗 Is it okay if I talk to you?
等等 是谈判专家 Uh, hold on. It's some negotiator named Mike.
我该怎么办 -别告诉他任何事 What do I do? - Don't give him anything!
我该说什么 -给我吧 What do I say? - Aw, give me that.
说吧 Talk to me, Mike.
我希望可以和平解决 I'm here to make sure we can all end this peacefully.
你们也这么希望吧 You want that, right?
当然 当然 Sure, sure.
我们来个交易怎么样 How about we make a trade
表明我们可以信任对方 just to show that we can trust each other?
你有什么计划 What'd you have in mind?
你们把一头牛送出来 Well, how about you send out one of the calves?
哦 Mike 这样可不好 Oh, Mike. You're breaking my balls here, Mike.
只要一头 只要这么多 Just one. That's all we want.
好的 这样如何 All right. How about this?
你们得到了东西 我们什么也没有 You guys have all the leverage, and we have nothing.
我们给你一头牛 So how about we give you one calf --
Cartman 不 伙计 Cartman, no! - Dude!
冷静 It's cool.
我们给你一头牛 如果你给我们 We'll give you one calf if you'll give us
一些枪之类的装备 some guns and ammunition of our own.
什么 我不可以那么做 What? I-I can't do that!
哦 对不起 我以为可以谈谈 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking here.
看来你不想谈 再见 But I guess you're not talking to me. Goodbye.
不不 等等 我很对不起 对不起 No, no. Wait. I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
你是对的 你要相信我 Y-You're right. What reason do you have to trust me?
我只是希望可以解决问题 I'm just a guy from Lakewood trying to make ends meet.
就像你父亲 Just a blue-collar guy like your dad.
我没有爸爸 这没用 Don't have a dad, Mike. That's not gonna work.
哦 好的 一些枪支 我尽我所能吧 Oh. All right. Some guns. I'll see what I can do.
好再上去点 Okay. Up a little.
再一点点 差不多了 Left a little. Almost there.
那是什么 What is that?
给孩子些枪 换回一头牛 We're giving the boys some guns in return for a calf.
什么 -你把枪给我孩子 What? - You're giving my baby guns?
这是谈判过程 Hey, this is a negotiation process, okay?
你们去过谈判学校吗 Did you people go to negotiator school?
不 没有 No, you didn't!
给我接电话 Get 'em on the line for me.
你好 Hello?
好了 看到了么 我给你东西了 Okay. You see that? I keep my end of the bargain.
好的 我们会送回一头牛 All right. We'll keep ours. We'll send out one calf.
要不两头怎么样 Well, h-how about you send out two calves?
哦 天啊 Mike 不要和我讨价还价 Oh, Jesus! There's just no talking to you, is there, Mike?
你觉得我傻吗 We had a deal. Do you think I'm stupid?
你就是觉得我傻吧 Don't treat me like I'm stupid here!
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
该死 要完了 Damn it! I'm losing them!
好的 对不起 只要一头 Okay. I'm sorry. Just send out one calf.
不不 这样不够 Oh, no, no, no. Now you're gonna have to get us something else.
你要什么 What'd you have in mind?
往左一点 A little to the left.
很好 不错 再往右一点 Okay. That's good. A little to the right.
你给他们导弹 You're giving them a missile?!
闭嘴 闭嘴 Stand down, ma'am! Stand down!
现在很关键 快要得到他们信任了 This is a delicate process. I've almost earned their trust.
Stan 你没事吧 Stan's getting worse, you guys.
Mike 你好 怎么样了 Mike. Babe. - How we doing?
我们这有个孩子病了 We got a real sick kid here, Mike.
你还有什么 Did you get the other things for us?
我已经拿到正式的文件 I-I did manage to get the FDA
FDA 要求用 小牛肉 的叫法来代替 威尔牛肉 了 to officially change the word "veal" to "tortured baby cow."
很好 Good. Good.
但是我弄不到你们要的运输机 But I couldn't get you North and South Dakota.
哦 Mike 这可不好 Oh, Mike. Breaking my balls, Mike.
请你们出来吧 Now -- Now, please, can -- Can we get you to come out?
好了 一切会好的 All right. Everything has worked out.
孩子们保证 The boys have promised to come out
会带着牛出来 and bring the cows out with them.
好的 呕 吼 All right! - Whoo-hoo!
哦 谈判专家干的好 I'm sorry I doubted your abilities, Mr. Negotiator.
他们现在出来吗 -是的 They're coming out now? - Yes.
我们要做的就是 All we need to do in return is get
给他们一辆运输卡车 a cattle-transporting semitruck that will take the boys
把他们送到国际机场 and the cattle to Denver International Airport,
用飞机送他们去 where we will have a fully gassed airplane
墨西哥 waiting to take them all to Mexico.
而且他们想让在星际迷航里 And they want the guy that plays Mr. Worf on "Star Trek"
演Worf先生的演员驾车 -就是这样 to drive the truck -- in full makeup.
天啊 Jesus Christ!
好了 够了 All right. That does it!
事实上你是我见过的 You are, in fact, the worst negotiator
最糟的谈判专家 I've ever seen in action!
好的好的 就这样 All right. All right. I'll give you that.
我争取了三步呢 But in return, I want three staples.
给我滚 Get out of here!
我们要自己来 We'll get them the semi,
我们骗它们说星际迷航那家伙来了 and we'll get them the Worf guy from "Star Trek."
让他们出来 然后就抓住他们 If they see that, they'll come out, and then we can take them.
这很卑鄙 But isn't that dishonest?
也许吧 Maybe so.
但是不然也许 But if we don't do something soon,
有50或是60个人 there could be 50, even 60 people
没办法吃到威尔 who'll have to go without veal for dinner.
你准备好那样了吗 Are you prepared to let that happen?
好了，Dorn先生呢 All right. Where is Mr. Dorn?
我3点就起来了 I was woken up at 3:00 in the morning,
还要戴这个 told I had to put on makeup and come to this town.
到底怎么了 What the hell is going on?
对不起这是FBI的行动 I'm sorry, Mr. Dorn. It's FBI business.
我们需要你的帮助 We've got terrorists making demands, and we need your help.
这很不正常 This is highly unusual.
好了 孩子车来了 All right, boys. We have your truck.
机场飞机在也准备好了 And we have an airplane on the tarmac at Denver International.
Worf先生呢 And Worf?
我叫Michael Dorn 就是演Worf先生的 My name is Michael Dorn. I play a character called Worf.
Stan成功了 Stan, it worked!
是么 It did?
有车 飞机 还有 Worf先生 They got us a truck and an airplane and Mr. Worf!
会没事的 The calves are gonna be okay!
扶我起来 我要看 Pick me up. I-I want to see.
退后退后 Step back! Tell those men to step back!
按他说的做 Do it!
哦 闭嘴恶心的嬉皮 Aw, shut up, you friggin' hippies.
好的 Worf先生 All right, Mr. Worf.
点火上档 Start the engine and put her in gear.
哦 你要听我的 我是队长 Oh, and you must refer to me as "Captain".
我要开去哪里 Where am I supposed to drive to?
不 你应该说 No, see, you must say,
队长 我应该开去哪里 "Captain, where am I supposed to drive to?"
队长 我应该开去哪里 Captain, where am I supposed to drive to?
你要把车倒到门口 You're going to back the truck up to the door
好把小牛装上车 so we can safely load in the calves.
这事太荒谬了 This whole thing is ridiculous.
队长 这事太荒谬了 "Captain, this whole thing is ridiculous."
队长 这事太荒谬了 Captain, this whole thing is ridiculous.
好了 Okay! All set!
看来恐怖分子 Tom, it looks as though the terrorists
正在把牛装到车上 are now loading the baby cows into the back of a semi.
这依然是很无趣的新闻 This is still very uninteresting news, Tom.
好了 队长 Okay, Cartman!
我们走 Step on it, Mr. Worf!
好的 All right!
我们走了 We're going!
去墨西哥了 Mexico, here we come!
等一下 他们在跟踪我们 Wait a minute. They're following us!
加速 Full speed, Mr. Worf!
在这结冰的路面不能开快 We cannot keep going fast on these icy roads.
队长 在这结冰的路面不能开快 "Captain, we cannot keep going fast on these icy roads."
队长 在这结冰的路面不能开快 Captain, we cannot keep going fast on these icy roads.
好的 All right, Mr. Worf.
减速到45迈吧 Then reduce speed to 45
主路上有警察的巡逻队 but maintain distance from those police cruisers.
Stan我们快到了 坚持住 Stan, we're almost there. You've got to hold on.
好了 快到了ranch的牧场了 All right. They're in front of the cattle ranch.
行动 Hit it!
哦 该死的 Oh, it's a double cross!
好了 孩子们 游戏结束了 All right, boys. The game is over.
举手下车 Get out of the truck with your hands up.
哦 不 不 Oh, no. No!
等什么 杀了他们 What are you waiting for? Go kill them, Worf!
我谁也不杀 I'm not killing anybody.
你是傻子吗 Some goddamn Klingon you are.
哦 我们还是失败了 我们尽力了 We're sorry, cows. We tried. We tried.
好了 孩子们 All right, boys.
在那里呆着等你们父母来 Just stay right there until your parents arrive.
我可以走了吗 Can I go now?
给你 小牛都在这里了 Here you go, Mr. Rancher. I got your cattle back for you!
哦 现在无所谓了 Oh. Well, it doesn't matter now.
什么意思 What do you mean?
在这24小时里 情况有些变化 In the 24 hours since the word "veal"
威尔这个词官方解释改成了可怜的小牛 was officially changed to "little tortured baby cow,"
这导致市场枯竭了 the market has gone dry.
人们不希望市场上的菜单上 Seems when people see "little tortured baby cow"
有可怜的小牛 on their menus, they don't feel like ordering.
真的 Really?
该死 它们没什么用了 Damn things ain't worth spit now.
我会让它们出去 I'll let 'em live outside with the other cows
和别的牛一起 and live a normal life.
听到了么Stan You hear that, Stan? It worked!
我们成功了 没人吃威尔牛了 We've shut down the veal industry!
Stan?
他很幸运被送过来 He's very lucky you got him here when you did.
情况很危险 He was in a very advanced state of vaginitis.
那是什么 Vaginitis?
因为停止吃肉 It occurs when a person stops eating meat.
开始变成阴道了 Those sores on his skin were actually small vaginas.
如果没有及时治疗 If we hadn't stopped it in time,
Stan会变成 Stan would've eventually just become
一个巨大的阴部 one great big, giant pussy.
哦 伙计 Whoa, dude.
我们把血浆输给他 We've got an I.V. of pure beef blood
效果不错 pumping into Stan's veins, and the sores are fading.
感谢上帝及时来了 Thank God we stopped it in time.
我想今天学到了很多 Well, I guess we learned something today.
不该吃威尔 It's wrong to eat veal
不能这么对待动物 because the animals are so horribly mistreated.
但如果不吃肉就会变成阴道 But if you don't eat meat at all, you break out in vaginas.
嘿 好的 Hear, hear.
该回家了 All right, boys. It's time to go home.
你们要被禁足了 You've got some serious grounding time to start.
是的 -我们还是被禁足么 I'll say! - Aw, we're still grounded?
但我们知道错了 But -- But we -- we learned things and took up a cause.
但是Kyle 但还是要听父母的 Yes, Kyle, but you still defied your parents.
要知道恐怖主义不是答案 And you need to learn that terrorism is never the answer.
是的 该把这些恐怖分子弄回房间了 That's right. Let's get these terrorists to their rooms.
但首先也许可以吃些汉堡 But first maybe we can grab some burgers.
太好了 Alright!!