翻译:耶利耶利亚 校对:Tears 双语合成 教主zanki
南方公园 第6季第4集 预告片 S06E04 The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer.
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
♪ Timmy, Timmy, liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪
♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
太棒了 This is gonna be so awesome!
东西都拿了吗 Do we have everything?
薯条 爆米花 饼干 纸巾 卫生纸 喇叭 Chips, pop, cookies, Kleenex, toilet paper, flares.
我们可以足不出户了 We won't have to leave the TV room for anything.
太好了 -时间差不多了 All right! - Look. It's almost time!
接下来HBC将播出russell crowe秀 Up next on HBC, "The Russell Crowe Show".
好 开始了 All right. Here we go.
64年在新西兰出生 ♪ Born in New Zealand in '64 ♪
一名暴躁的演员叫作russell crowe ♪ A hotheaded actor named Russell Crowe ♪
他热爱表演但他更爱一件事 ♪ He loves to act, but he loves one thing more ♪
打遍全世界 ♪ Fightin' 'round the world ♪
他打导演他打粉丝 ♪ He fights his directors, and he fights his fans ♪
这个问题没人懂 ♪ It's a problem no one understands ♪
如果有两件他爱的事就是打架和 ♪ If there's two things he loves, it's fighting and ♪
打遍全世界 ♪ Fightin' 'round the world ♪
拍电影 写歌 ♪ Making movies, making music ♪
打遍全世界 ♪ And fightin' 'round the world ♪
Russell Crowe!
大家好 Hello, everybody.
我是 russell crowe I'm Russell Crowe,
这里是 打遍全世界 and this is "Fightin' 'Round the World".
今天我们会有很多乐子的 We're gonna have lots of fun today
随着我们环游世界寻找好的 as we travel all around and look for some good --
嘿 你在搞什么飞机 Hey! What the hell do you think you're doin'?!
你走进我的镜头了 兄弟 You walked right through my shot, mate!
知道我是谁吗 Do you know who I am?!
哦 不好意思 我只是- Oh, excuse me. I was just --
该死的 叫你自作聪明 Goddamn smart-ass!
你以为你能- You think you can --
Shelly 我们在看呢 退后 Shelly, we're watching that. Go back!
闭嘴 大便 我要看 Buffy Shut up, turd! I'm watching Buffy.
不行 shelly 我们一定要看HBC No, Shelly. We have to watch HBC!
起来 起来 胆小鬼 Get up! Get up, you little pussy!
russell crowe秀 "The Russell Crowe Show"?
你们这群大便根本不喜欢那个秀 You turds don't even like that show!
我们关心的不是这个秀 It's not the show we care about.
今天这集的其中一个广告时段 During one of the commercial breaks of tonight's episode,
要播terrance与phillip的最新电影的 they're gonna show the exclusive never-before-seen trailer
独家首播预告片 to the new "Terrance & Phillip" movie!
这是今年的大日子 It's the biggest night of the year!
傻B That's stupid!
下次再看你们的大便预告片吧 See your turdy trailer some other time.
但是所有的孩子都在看明天会去学校谈论 The other kids are gonna watch it and talk about it in school!
不 大便 No, turds.
Shelly 我告诉过你我觉得你多辣吗 Shelly, did I ever tell you how hot I think you are?
闭嘴 肥大便 Shut up, fat turd!
我不是肥大便 我是结实的大便 I'm not a fat turd! I'm a stocky turd!
我们不看这个 We're not watching this.
拜托 -看 我道歉了 Come on! - Look, I apologize.
但是shelly 这是russell crowe秀啊 But, Shelly, it's "The Russell Crowe Show"!
你总是说你最爱russell crowe了 You said there's nothing you love more than Russell Crowe.
有一样比russell crowe更爱的 There is one thing I love more than Russell Crowe,
就是看见你不高兴 我要看 Buffy and that is seeing you unhappy, so Buffy it is.
Shelly 求你了 让我们看吧 Shelly, please let us watch!
我们愿意为你做任何事 任何事 We'll do anything! Anything!
好吧 All right.
我大姨妈来了要卫生棉 I just started my period, and I need tampons.
如果你们哪个大便肯为我去商店买 If one of you turds go buy them at the store for me,
就可以看傻B大便秀 you can watch your stupid turd show
和广告里的傻B大便预告片 with your stupid turd movie commercial in it!
好的 成交 Okay. Deal.
最好在我下楼前买来 大便 And they better be here when I come back downstairs, turds!
很有趣是吧 孩子们 Well, that was a lot of fun, wasn't it, kids?
但是似乎我们要打更多架 But it looks like if we're gonna get in more fights,
我们就要去找架打 we're gonna have to go look for 'em!
哥们 为什么和她达成协议 Dude, why'd you make that deal?
如果我们不买卫生棉就要错过预告片了 If we're out buying tampons, we'll miss the trailer anyway!
对 Yeah!
好吧 只有我们其中一个要去商店 Well, only one of us has to go to the store.
其他人可以继续看 -你要错过最新的预告片 The others can watch. - You'd miss the new trailer?
哥们 我才不去 -这样吧 我们玩个游戏 Dude, I'm not going. - We'll have to play for it.
如果你的名字叫Butters你就得去 How about if your name is Butters, you have to go?
好的 你叫什么名字 -Stan Okay. So what's your name? - Stan.
Stan 好吧 你叫什么名字 -Kyle Stan. Okay. What's your name? - Kyle.
Kyle -你叫什么名字 -Butters Kyle. What's your name? - Butters!
啊 我输了是吗 Aw, I lose, huh?
啊 是的 butters 你输了 Oh, yeah, Butters, you lose.
对不起 真不走运 快点Butters - Sorry. Tough break. Just hurry, Butters.
你很可能可以赶在第一段广告前及时回来 You can probably make it back before the first commercial.
哦 天呐 我得跑得像风一样快 Oh, Jesus! I got to run like the wind!
很有趣是吗 孩子们 Seems like no one else here wants to fight.
伙计们 谢天谢地世界上有傻瓜 Dude, thank God for stupid people.
阿门 Amen.
问问我们的老朋友 小拖拖 Let's ask our old friend Tugger.
接下来我们应该去哪打人呢 小拖拖 Where should we go fight people next, Tugger?
呜 Moooooop.
好主意 Great idea!
小拖拖认为我们应该去遥远的中国 Tugger thinks we should go to the faraway country of China.
中国是世界上的文明古国之一 China's one of the oldest civilizations on Earth,
据我所知 他们很喜欢打架 and from what I understand, they love a good fight!
我们出发吧 So let's go!
呜 mooooooop.
哦 天呐 是russell crowe Oh, my God! It's Russell Crowe!
哦 天呐 是russell crowe "Oh, my God! It's Russell Crowe!
哦 我的 -废话 ehhh eh ehhhh! "Oh, my -- muh-bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh"!
为什么你们不能少管闲事 傻B Why don't you mind your own business, you scrotum?!
噢 Ow.
拍电影 写歌 ♪ Making movies, making songs ♪
打遍全世界 ♪ And fightin' 'round the world ♪
伙计们 为什么这家伙总是四处打人 Dude, why is this guy always beating everybody up?
度过了多么美好的一天啊 ♪ What a glorious day to spend away ♪
打遍全世界 ♪ Fightin' 'round the world ♪
电视机的颜色怎么了 Stan What's wrong with the colors on your TV, Stan?
都饱和了 -我看着没问题 They're all saturated. - They look fine to me.
别搞他了 Cartman Just don't mess with it, Cartman.
不 不 有线电视肯定松了 No, no. The cable wire must be loose.
别管他了 J-Just leave it alone.
哥们 难道你想看terrance与phillip的预告片用这么糟的颜色 Do you want to see the trailer with messed-up colors?
不想 I don't.
怎么样 How's that?
更糟 That's worse!
好吧 现在呢 Okay. How about that?
哥们 该死的 Cartman Dude! - God damn it, Cartman!
你把它弄坏了 -它只是 You broke it! - It was just --
我只是 -Butters 你这个混蛋 I just... Butters, you asshole!
哥们 广告随时都会开始 Dude, the commercials could start any time!
我们不能用这个电视看了 I don't think we're watching them on this TV.
该死 快 去我家看 God damn it! Come on! We can watch it at my house!
把东西都拿上 Get all the stuff!
嘿 伙计们 我买到卫生棉了 Hey, fellas! I got the tampons!
我没有错过吧 I didn't miss it, did I?
我们要去 Kyle 家看 We're going to Kyle's house to watch!
快 哦 天呐 Oh, geez!
哦 天呐 哦 天呐 Oh, geez. Oh, geez.
快 不能错过广告 Hurry! We can't miss the commercials!
但是巴勒斯坦政府 But the Palestinian government
看不到任何未来- uh, is not going to see any for future...
噢 噢 Oh, oh!
快 快 快 Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
我们到了 历史悠久的中国 And so here we are in history-rich China!
成功了 还没有进广告 We made it! It hasn't gone to commercials yet!
呼 呼 呼 Whew!
嘿 我搞糊涂了 Hey, ima turnl bat.
啊 哦天呐 啊 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh!
啊 啊 啊 啊 不 Ike Ba-ba-ba-ba! - No, Ike.
在这个秀里 They're playing the trailer
他们要播terrance与phillip最新电影的预告片了 to the new "Terrance & Phillip" movie during the show,
我们一定得看 and we have to watch it!
这里是天安门广场 This is Tiananmen Square.
这几年许多精彩的战斗都发生在这里 Lots of good fighting has gone on here throughout the years,
包括93年的一次难以置信的大屠杀 including a fantastic massacre that took place back in '93.
这些中国人能长到5尺多高 These Chinamen can grow to over five feet tall
打架的时候 都用脚踢 and in a fight are known to kick with their legs.
让我们看看能不能近一点 Let's see if we can get in for a closer look.
哦 Oi!
现在已经够近了 I've gotten close enough now
他们开始害怕了 that they're starting to get real frightened.
你能看见 他们脖子后面的寒毛 You can see the fine hairs on the back of their necks
都立起来了 standing on end.
这下把你抓住了 兄弟 Gotcha, mate!
好的 你想打架是吗 Oh, you want to fight, huh?!
以为你能抓住我 小畜生 Think you can take me, you little buggers?!
哦 Oh!
啊 Ahh!
天呐 什么时候放广告啊 God. When is this gonna get to the commercials?
Kyle Ike说你把他从电视前踢开了 Kyle, Ike says you kicked him off the TV.
要播terrance与phillip的最新预告片 They're going to show the new "Terrance & Phillip" trailer!
你知道你弟弟每天晚上10点要看 You know your brother watches "MacNeil/Lehrer Report"
macneil和Lehrer新闻报道 every night at 10:00.
每天晚上都有一只小兔兔 It has a bunny wubbit ona night.
但是爸爸 这是首播的预告片 But, Dad, this is all the never-before-seen footage!
无论如何 It doesn't matter.
10到11点是IKE看macneil和Lehrer的时间 10:00 to 11:00 is Ike's time to watch "MacNeil/Lehrer".
该死的 快 伙计们 我们去Butters家 God damn it! Come on, guys. We got to go to Butters' house.
呃 Aw!
等等 伙计们 不能去我家 W-Wait, fellas. We can't go to my house.
我家也不行 我家正在消毒 We can't go to my house either. It's being fumigated!
啊 -等等 Aah! Wait!
大厨新买了一个环绕音响的等离子彩电 Chef just got a plasma-screen TV with surround sound.
我们去他家 快点 Let's go to his house! Come on!
这些年发生的相信会持续 ...taken place there all these years is sure to continue
直到那些地区的政府 until the governments of these regions
能真正的改变一些 can actually come about some resolution...
一面燃烧的旗子 Isa birdie fly.
啊 伙计们 我不行了 You guys. I'm seriously.
该死的 God damn it.
如果我们错过广告 我绝不原谅我弟弟 If we miss the commercials, I'll never forgive my brother!
哦 你们好啊 孩子们 Oh. Hello, there, children.
嘿 大厨 Hey, Chef!
噢 Uh...
你们还好吧 Uh, how's it going?
哦 你们想看新电视机是吗 Oh, you wanted to see the new TV, huh?
相当酷 是吗 是的 是的 Pretty cool, ain't it? - Yeah, yeah.
怎么换频道 我不知道 - How do you change the channels? I don't know.
这个电视功能比航天飞机还多 This TV has more features than a space shuttle.
我完全不会用 I can't figure it out at all.
泰姬陵 -成功了 成功了 ...bloomin' Taj Mahal. - You got it! You got it!
奇怪的印度人真的安排了一次决斗 Freakin' Indies really put up a fight!
成功了 -哦 谢天谢地 We made it! - Oh, thank God!
Russell Crowe?
孩子们 你们不应该看 Children, you shouldn't be watching a show
关于一个四处打架的人的节目因为他很危险 about a man who beats people up because he's insecure.
我们对russell crowe完全不感冒 大厨 We don't give two craps about Russell Crowe, Chef.
我们只想看terrance与phillip We just want to see the trailer
最新电影的预告片会在广告时段放 that's supposed to play during the commercials.
好了 各位 All right, everyone.
下面要进第一段广告 We're gonna take our first commercial break.
千万别走开 But be sure not to go anywhere,
因为有更多人要打呢 because there's lots more people to beat up!
他们来了 -广告 Here they come! - The commercials!
现在回到russell crowe 打遍全世界 Now back to "Russell Crowe: Fightin' 'Round the World"!
啊 Aww!
啊 他们没放 Aw! They didn't play it!
他们不播terrance与phillip的预告片 They didn't show the "Terrance & Phillip" trailer.
我就知道第一段广告时间 I knew they wouldn't play it
他们不会播的 during the first commercial break.
对 他们想每个人都守在旁边 They want everyone to stick around
看更多弱智秀 and watch more of this retarded show.
拍电影 写歌 ♪ Making movies, making songs ♪
打遍全世界 ♪ And fightin' 'round the world ♪
哦 Oi!
现在小拖拖把我带到了 Now Tugger's brought me to one of the greatest places
北美打架胜地 纽约的布鲁克林 for fightin' in North America -- Brooklyn, New York.
这里有许多少数民族 Lots of minorities here,
他们对白人不友善 and they don't take kindly to whitey.
让我们近距离看看 快 小拖拖 Let's get a closer look. Come on, Tugger!
呜 Moooop!
看起来有些黑人 Looks like we got some black people
和波多黎哥人 and some Puerto Ricans.
注意他们头上各色的绑带 Notice the colorful rags on their heads,
说明他们可能是某个帮的流氓 meaning they could be part of a gang
因此 很习惯打斗 and therefore, real used to fightin'.
嘿,看那个人 不就是那个 角斗士 吗 Look at that guy over there. Ain't that that "Gladiator" guy?
哪儿 Where?
盆栽后面 拖船边上 Behind that plant, next to that tugboat.
哦 是的 是他 Oh, yeah. I think it is.
哦 天呐 是那个角斗士 "Oh, my God! It's the 'Gladiator' guy!
哦 天呐 我从没见过演员 "Oh, my God! I've never seen an actor before!"
为什么不吃大便 你个王八蛋 Why don't you choke on some pig vomit, you stupid sods?!
为什么这个人不能控制一下情绪 Why can't this guy control his temper?
好吧 Well?!
你们准备继续站着还是打一架 You all just gonna stand there or are you gonna fight?!
哦 哎呦 你动手了 Oi! Crikey! You done it now!
电视机太棒了 大厨 This TV is great, Chef.
是的 还有各种超酷的功能 Yeah, and it's got all kinds of cool features, too.
试试这个 Check this out.
你能同时看3个频道 You can watch three channels all at once.
如果你按这个键 I think if you hit this button here --
不 不等等 No. No. Wait.
你按这个键 You hit this button here.
不 不是那个 让我看看 No. That's not it. Let's see.
菜单 功能 "Menu"... "Function"...
换回去 大厨 可能就要播别的广告了 Put it back, Chef. More commercials might come on.
让我看看 菜单 啊 该死 Let's see. "Menu." Aw, damn it.
换回一般模式 大厨 我在试呢 孩子们 Get it back to normal, Chef! - I'm trying, children!
菜单 返回 功能 确定- "Menu", "back", "function", "enter"...
不 不 -返回 H.E.M No. No. Back! "H.E.M."!
消灭人类模式 行动 Human eradication mode active.
哦 该死的 -电视机跑了 Oh, God damn it! - The TV left!
但是接下去的广告马上要播了 But the next commercials will be on soon!
快 我们得去别的地方 Come on! We got to go somewhere else!
啊 Ahhhh!
天哪 Oh, my God!
我们去哪 我们去哪 Where do we go? Where do we go?
酒吧 酒吧里有电视机 The bar! They've got a TV at the bar!
啊 啊 Aah! Aah!
我要死了 I'm dying!
你打架像挪威人 小妖精 You fight like Norwegians, you fairies!
呼 Phew!
成功了 我要死了 We made it. - This is killing me.
人类的身体不该移动得那么迅速的 The human body was not meant to move quickly like that.
这里是 佛罗里达礁岛群 These are the Florida Keys,
一个偏僻的岛群只有几米远距离- a remote island chain just a few miles from --
哦 等等 Oi! Wait a minute!
我不是正在布鲁克林和少数民族打架吗 Wasn't I just in Brooklyn fighting minorities?
进行得怎么样了 What happened with that?!
呜 Mooooooop.
是该死的剪辑员干的吧 It's that goddamn editor!
他剪短了布鲁克林那场 He cut the Brooklyn scene short!
小拖拖 我要去抓他 Tugger, I'm gonna get him!
是的 我正在工作 Yeah, I'm just working.
大概7点收工 I'll probably be done around 7:00.
你认为你他妈的是谁 Who the hell do you think you are?!
我是剪辑员 I'm the editor.
我知道你是他妈的的剪辑员 I know you're the bloomin' editor!
我的意思是 你以为自己是谁 I mean who do you think you are
敢把我打架的镜头剪短 cuttin' one of my fightin' scenes short?!
哥们 导演说剪的 Dude, the director said to cut it!
我的打斗是艺术 My fightin' is poetry!
你不能篡改russell crowe的艺术 傻B You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry, you testicle!
啊 哦 那人只是个小锣锣 Well, that guy is just plain nuts.
嘿 嘿 嘿 哇哦 Hey! Hey! Hey! Whoa!
你们这些孩子不能在这里 You kids can't be in here!
我们不是孩子 We're not kids.
我们是矮化的货真价实的成人 We're full-grown men with dwarfism!
你怎么敢把侏儒当成小孩 How dare you assume that all midgets are children!
我们要求你们道歉 We demand an apology!
你们不是侏儒 你们的嘴唇太饱满了 You ain't midgets. Your lips are too full.
出去吧 Now, get out!
但是我们得看广告 We have to watch the commercials in this show!
听着 这是酒吧 孩子不能进这儿的 Look, this is a bar. We can't have children in here.
人们来这里放纵堕落 People come here for debauchery and sin.
Butters可以在角落给你打飞机 收一元 Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.
是的 各种活我都会干 Sure! I'm good at all kinds of jobs.
滚出去 Get out!
啊 啊 - Aah! - Aah!
快点,我们得去有电视机的地方 Come on! We got to get to a TV!
哦 你们在玩我啊 Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
你好 是客服吗 Yes. Is this customer service?
我的新电视出了点问题 I'm having a problem with my new television.
它有激光枪而且 It sprouted laser guns
开始到处打人 and started walking around shooting people.
嗯 好的 Uh-huh. Okay.
哦 我按 菜单 然后 功能 Oh! So I press "menu" then "function"?
天呐 Aaaaghgh!Jesus!
不 没有用 No, that didn't work.
我设置了内部闹钟 哦 没有 Did I set the internal clock? Uh, no.
哦 真的吗 好吧 那该怎么做 Oh, really? Well, how do I do that?
哦 Oi!
还不算晚 We're not too late!
快 小拖拖 为什么你看起来那么低落 Come on, Tugger, old mate. Why are you looking so down?
呜 mooooop.
小拖拖陷入了低潮 Tugger's in a bit of a sad state.
看上去她女朋友昨晚和他吵嘴了 Seems his girlfriend and him had a bit of a row last night.
呜 Mooooooop.
这是什么 What is this?
快 振作起来 小拖拖 Come on. Cheer up, Tugger.
我怎么能让你好过些呢 How can I make you feel better?
我知道了 I know!
你想让我唱新专辑里的 How would you like me to sing one of the songs
某首歌吗 off me new album?
呜 Moooooop!
那是什么 小拖拖 What's that, Tugger?
你说你爱死我专辑里的歌了 You say you really love the songs on my album?
呜 Moooooop!
好吧 小拖拖 All right, then, Tugger!
你知道你是我的宝贝 ♪ You know that you're my baby ♪
你知道我现在需要你 ♪ You know I need you now ♪
不知道我要去哪 ♪ Don't know where I'm goin' ♪
但我要去那里 ♪ I got to get there somehow ♪
耶 不管怎样都要去那里 ♪ Yeah, I got to get there somehow ♪
不管怎样都要去那里 ♪ Got to get there somehow ♪
呜 Mooop!
今晚你会失眠 ♪ You can stay awake tonight ♪
但我将在这软绵绵的云朵里入睡 ♪ But I'm gonna sleep in these fluffy clouds ♪
嗙 Shout!
我觉得我感受到你的心跳 ♪ I think I feel your heartbeat ♪
你感觉到我的了吗 ♪ Can you feel mine? ♪
姑娘看上去多可爱 将带走你内心的爱 ♪ Lady looking lovely, got to take your love inside ♪
将带走- ♪ I got to take it -- ♪
小拖拖 Tugger!
小拖拖 自杀了 Tugger shot himself!
失去了小拖拖对russell有好处吗? Has Russell lost Tugger for good?
在这段信息后将真相大白 Find out after these messages.
要开始了 Here we go!
第2段广告 Commercial break number two!
现在回到 russell crowe 打遍全世界 Now back to "Russell Crowe: Fightin' 'Round the World"!
完了 所有广告 That's it? That's all the commercials?
他们又没有播terrance与phillip的预告片 They didn't play the "Terrance & Phillip" trailer again!
我就知道 他们要等到最后一段广告才播 I knew it! They're waiting until the very last commercial break!
哦 我们得看完 We're gonna end up watching
这整个弱智的russell crowe秀 this whole retarded Russell Crowe show.
小拖拖 Tugger!
为什么要这么做 小拖拖 Why'd you do it, Tugger?
医生 他怎么样了 医生 Doctor! Tell me how he is, Doctor!
他是艘非常虚弱的小拖船 Well, he's a very sick little tugboat.
这是什么 What is this?
我们要看 狗狗世界 We want to watch "Puppies From Around the World".
对 我们不爱看这个节目 Yeah. We don't like this show.
嘘 拜托 Shh! Okay?!
老家伙都给我静一静 Old people need to be quiet right now.
你一定要救救他 医生 You got to save him, Doc!
小拖拖 他是我最好的朋友 Tugger -- He's my best friend!
世界上唯一的朋友- The only friend in the world who --
他会活下去的 但是- H-He's going to live, but -- - Oi!
哦 不要打扰我 傻B! Don't you interrupt me, you vagina!
我在演痛苦的内心戏 I was giving a heart-wrenching soliloquy
表达我对小拖拖的感情 about me feelings for Tugger!
抱歉 Sorry.
哦 小拖拖 Oh, Tugger!
小拖拖 没有了你世界就好象没有了光明 兄弟 Tugger, the world wouldn't be as bright without you, mate!
直截了当地说吧 医生 Give it to me straight, Doctor!
小拖拖能活下去吗 告诉我事实 Will Tugger live? Tell me the truth!
现在? -是的 现在就好 Now? - Yes. Now is fine.
哦,你的拖船没事的 Oh.your tugboat is going to be okay.
只需要换油和新的排气管 He just needs an oil change and a new steam stack.
啊呀呀 大家都听到了吗 Oodalolly! You hear that, everybody?
小拖拖没事 Tugger's gonna be okay!
你们知道那让我想干什么吗 You know what that makes me feel like doin'?
打架 Fightin'!
啊 Aah!
哦 - Oh!
这个秀太暴力了 转回到狗狗 This show is too violent! Put the puppies back on!
对 狗狗 Yeah! - Puppies!
闭嘴 闭上你们的臭嘴 Shut up! Shut the hell up!
我们要一直看到下一段广告 We're watching this until the next commercial,
那是最后一段了 老家伙 and that's final, old people!
好吧 只好这样了 我们知道该怎么对付 All right! That does it! We know how to get our way!
大家数到3 把屁放出来 Everyone, on the count of three, release your bowels!
一 二 One, two...
唔 Uuuugh!
啊 Aww!!
哦 天呐 太可怕了 Oh, God! It's horrible!
真恶 伙计们 That's disgusting, dude!
天呐 我恨老家伙 God, I hate old people!
我们得去Butters的家或者Cartman的家 We have to go to Butters' or Cartman's house.
我们没别的地方去了 We have nowhere else to go!
我告诉过你 不能去我家 I told you -- We can't go to my house!
我家在消毒呢 And my house is being fumigated!
操 就算在消毒我们也要去你家看 We'll watch in your house even if it is being fumigated!
啊 啊 我们得快走了 Oh -- Oh, boy! We got to hurry, guys!
快 快 Hurry! Hurry!
快 快 Come on, you guys!
啊 啊 啊 Aghh! Aghh! Aghh!
快开 快开 Turn it on! Turn it on!
哎呦 我们家小拖拖看起来健康 快乐而且 Crikey! Ol' Tugger looks healthy, happy, and...
强壮得像口哨 ...fit as a whistle!
没事 还在放秀呢 It's okay. It's still the show.
但你们知道 小拖拖自杀未遂 But, you know, Tugger's attempted suicide
使我意识到我应该树立目标 has made me realize that I should take up a cause.
大多数伟大的演员都树立目标 Most great actors take up causes,
我是他们中最伟大的 and I'm the greatest of them all!
所以 从现在起 我要把所有的时间 So from now on, I'm gonna spend all my spare time
都用来抗击癌症 fighting cancer.
太好了 Right!
胆小鬼癌症在哪里 Where is that pussy cancer, anyway?!
哦 伙计们 Oh, dude,
我不知道还能坚持多久 I don't know how long I can take it.
我也是 Me neither.
广告之前我就要挂了 I'll be dead before the commercials.
等一等 我忘了 Wait a minute! I forgot!
我家有台黑白电视机 There's a black-and-white television back at my house!
你姐会让我们看吗 Will your sister let us watch it?
她会的 She has to!
快 广告随时要开始了 Hurry! The commercial's gonna be on any minute!
哦 天呐 哦 天呐 Oh, God! Oh, God!
哦,老天帮帮我 Oh, Jesus, help me!
哦 不 掉了个甜甜圈 Oh! Oh, I've lost a doughnut!
啊 啊 啊 Aah! Aah! Aah!
天呐 一个甜甜圈也不能留下 Oh, my God! Leave no doughnut behind!
哦 天呐 等等 -什么 Oh, Jesus! Wait! - What?
我还没把卫生棉给Shelly I never gave Shelly her tampons!
她一直都没有卫生棉 She's been this whole time without them.
啊 Aah!
我跟你们说我要卫生棉的 大便 I told you I needed tampons, turds!
看 Look!
嗑药鬼有电视机 Crack addicts with a television!
好吧 我们找不到癌症 但我们能找到有癌症的人 Well, we couldn't find cancer, but we found a man with cancer.
接招吧 癌症 Take that, cancer!
接招 And that!
呜 呜 Moooop!Moooop!
最后一段广告随时要开始了 The last commercial break has to be coming any second!
啊 Aah!
啊 啊 Aah! - Aah!
是的 我按了三次 菜单 Yes, I pressed "menu" three times.
不 都同样显示 错误 No. It's giving me the same error message!
是的 我读了说明书 Yes, I read the instruction manual.
我们去哪 Where do we go?!
哦 天呐 现在我们去哪 Oh, Jesus. Now where do we go?!
我们哪都试过了 We've tried everywhere!
Butters 你确定我们不能去你家吗 Butters, are you absolutely sure we can't go to your house?
确定 没可能的 I'm sure. There's no way!
为什么 因为 Why not? - Because!
我父母出镇了 没有保姆管我 My parents are out of town, and I don't have a babysitter!
哦 天呐 开什么玩笑 Oh, God damn it, you'd better be kidding.
不 我真的没有保姆 No! I really don't have a babysitter.
所以 我才住在Stan家的 That's why I'm staying at Stan's.
一直以来你的电视机都在一个没人的房子里 This whole time, your TV is in a house with nobody in it?!
快 我们走 等下再杀Butters Come on! Let's just go! We'll kill Butters later!
快开 快开 快开 Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn it on!
好了 广告之后马上回来 And so we'll be right back after these commercials.
成功了 We made it!
最后一段广告开始了 The last commercial break is starting!
别走开- Don't go anywhere.
Russell crowe 在一段广告后马上回来 Russell Crowe will be right back after a few more commercials!
这些该死的广告太蠢了了 These commercials are all so Goddamn stupid!
天呐 这段广告会有多长 Jesus Christ! How long is this commercial break gonna be?
会不会压根不播terrance与phillip的预告片 What if they don't show the "Terrance & Phillip" trailer at all?
会不会我们折腾了半天什么都没有 What if we went through all this for nothing?
他们一定要播 他们承诺过的 They have to show it! They promised they would!
伙计们 冷静一下 You guys, calm down.
TV秀总是这么干 This is what TV shows always do.
最后一段广告最长 They make the last commercial break the longest.
他妈的 TV秀太娘了 That's bullcrap! TV shows are gay!
等等 看 Wait a minute! Look!
接下来的预告是-是它 是它 "The following preview is --" This is it! This is it!
夏天即将播出 Coming this summer,
一直以来最棒加拿大二人组回归了 the greatest Canadian duo of all time is back.
喔 吼 太 好 了 Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
看起来真棒 他们戴着牛仔帽 That looks awesome! - They were wearing cowboy hats!
你们看见了吗 你们看见了吗 Did you see?! Did you see?!
clyde clyde伙计们都看见了吗 Clyde! Clyde! Did you see it?!
是的 那一定也很棒 Yeah! Oh, we think it's gonna be good, too!
没错过它我太高兴了 I'm so glad we didn't miss it!
伙计们 Clyde说他录下来了 所有小朋友都可以过去看 You guys, Clyde said he taped it and kids can come over to see!
哦 伙计们 出发 Oh, dude, let's go!
看起来比他们第一部电影都要好哈 It looks even better than their first movie!
是的 肯定 Yeah, it sure does!
我想是不是整个都是西部片 I wonder if it's all a Western!
6月还有多久 How far away is June?
我们今天过得很开心 是吗 孩子们 Well, we sure had a good time today, didn't we, kids?
我们打了些中国人 一些啄木鸟 We fought some Chinamen, a few Packers,
许多哥伦比亚人 and a lot of Colombians, to name just a few.
我们一定很高兴袋鼠先生回来了 是吗 But I sure am glad we got old Wally B. Back, aren't you?
很高兴回来 russell I'm glad to be back, Russell!
哦 天呐 是russell crowe Oh, my God. It's Russell Crowe!
哦 天呐 是russell crowe "Oh, my God! It's Russell Crowe!
哦 天呐 Oh, my -- bluh-bluh-bluh"!
你们为什么不回家去冲厕所 Why don't you go flush yourself down a toilet, you c--
呜 Moooooo-Ooooo.
哦 小拖拖的口哨 Uh-oh. Tugger's whistle.
你知道那是什么意思 You know what that means.
小拖拖的口哨吹起来 ♪ Tugger's whistle's blowin' ♪
意味着我们要出发 ♪ Means we must be goin' ♪
russell crowe结束了 ♪ No more Russell Crowein' for you ♪
但不要难过 ♪ But now, don't you start to whine ♪
下次再见 ♪ I'll see you again next time ♪
因为有更多架要打 ♪ 'Cause there's plenty more a-fightin' left to do ♪
拍电影 写歌 ♪ Making movies, making songs ♪
打遍全世界 ♪ And fightin' 'round the world ♪
下次再见 See you next time, everybody!
所以我要按 菜单 然后 功能 接着 确定 So I'm supposed to press "menu," then "function," then "enter."