-=南方公园贴吧=- 翻译:小南很欣赏我 校对:小南方 Tears 双语合成 教主zanki
谢谢你们的晚餐 Chris和Linda Thanks for having us all over for dinner, Chris and Linda.
是啊 真是太好吃了 Yes. It was fabulous.
我们想感谢你们的孩子 Oh, we're just really happy that your boys
和我们的小Butters成为好朋友 have become such good friends with our little Butters.
我们想既然我们的孩子能够成为朋友 Yeah! We figured that if our boys are gonna be great friends,
我们也应该成为朋友 we should all get to be friends,too.
真正的朋友 Friends by default.
我知道我们的孩子最近总是在一起玩 Our boys do seem to be spending a lot of time together lately.
我猜自从他们的朋友Kenny死后 I think ever since their friend Kenny died,
男孩们一直在找一个替代他位置的人 they've been looking for someone to fill the void.
我们的儿子是一个完美的替代品 Well, our son is a perfect void-filler.
你们的孩子能和 It's nice that he finally has your sons
他做朋友真是太好了 to be his best buddies.
看 Butters睡着了 Look, you guys. Butters is asleep.
他简直就是一个水袋 He's such a douchebag.
嘿 你们有没有看见过这个恶作剧 Hey, have you guys ever seen this trick?
当有人睡着的时候拿一杯温水 When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water.
把他的手放进去 And you put their hand in it.
然后呢 Yeah?And then what?
然后你对着它撒尿 And then you pee on 'em.
不对 你应该把他的手放进水里 No, dude, you're supposed to put their hand in warm water
让他尿床 and it makes them pee.
真的吗 Oh, really?
呃 嘿嘿嘿 Oh, well.
我想既然 And we were thinking
我们大家是好朋友 since they've all become such close friends
我建议周末我们一起去 how great it would be for us to all go together to Aspen
阿斯本滑雪 for a ski weekend.
去阿斯本 我 我们负担不起这个费用 Aspen?Uh, we can't really afford that.
我和Linda 在报纸上看见一则广告 You see, Linda and I found this ad
上面说只要参加一个会议 where you can get two nights free in a condo in Aspen
就可以免费在阿斯本住两天 if you attend a time-share presentation.
不用给住宿费吗 They let you stay for free?
没错 只要参加一个三十分钟的会议就可以了 Yes! And all we have to do is attend a 30-minute meeting.
这听上去还不错 Well, that sounds like a good deal.
我们这个周末就去吧 Sounds good to me. Let's go this weekend.
我简直迫不及待了 Oh, boy. Skiing in Aspen. I can't wait.
嘿 孩子们 这个周末我们去阿斯本滑雪 Hey, boys, we're all going to Aspen for the weekend.
好啊 All right!
噢 滑雪是我的最爱 Wow! A ski trip with my new best buddies!
嗷 我怎么湿了 Oh, I'm all sticky.
我们到了 Here we are, everyone.
南方公园 第6季第2集 阿斯本之旅 S06E02 Asspen
这真是太有趣了 Oh, this is gonna be so much fun.
我好多年没有滑过雪了 I haven't skied in years.
Butters和Eric在哪里 -他们还在睡觉 Where are Butters and Eric? - They're still asleep.
Butters Eric 起床了 我们去滑雪了 Butters, Eric, come on!We got to get to the powder.
嘿 大家好 我是Phil 他是Josh Hello, folks!I'm Phil, and this is Josh.
我们是阿斯本 时间分享 地产公司的 We're with the Aspen Time-Share Company.
你们好 Hello!
你们喜欢这套公寓吗 You folks enjoying the condo?
这里很不错 谢谢 It's lovely.Thank you.
嘿嘿 伙计们 You guys, you guys.
你们一定不相信 这真是太有趣了 You're not gonna believe this.This is so funny.
什么 What?
昨晚 Butters睡着的时候 So, last night while Butters was asleep,
我给他了一个 希特勒 I gave him a Hitler.
什么 希特勒 -你知道的 What's a Hitler? -You know!
就是趁某人睡着的时候 把手插进屁眼 When somebody's sleeping,you put your finger up your butt
里然后在他嘴唇上面 and wipe it on their upper lip
画一个希特勒的胡子 to give them a little Hitler mustache.
你们从来没这么干过么 You've never Hitlered anyone?
从来没 No, I never have.
小声点 他来了 Shh! Shh!Here he comes.
早上好 伙伴们 等下我们一起去滑雪 Good morning, fellas!All set to go skiing?
什么事这么可笑 Uh, what's so funny?
没什么 butters 是不是啊 伙计们 Nothing, Butters.Right, guys?
我们迫不及待想要告诉大家 Well, we can't wait to show you
阿斯本地产公司为投资者们提供了多么优惠的购房政策 what Aspen Time-Share is offering investors.
方便现在召开30分钟的会议吗 Shall we do our 30-minute meeting?
一定要现在吗 Oh.Do we have to do it right now?
最好是现在 然后你们就可以自由活动了 Well, best to do it and get it out of the way.
好吧 Okay.
听着孩子们 现在我们去开会 Boys, we have to go to this time-share presentation real quick,
你们在bunny hill滑雪场等我们 but you go meet your ski instructor on the bunny hill.
好吧 Okay.
我们斜坡那里见 We'll meet you boys on the slopes.
嘿 你们有没有闻到什么味道 -什么味道 Hey, do you guys smell that? - Smell what?
我觉得这个公寓有股臭味 Uh, it kind of smells stinky in this condo.
嘿嘿 我什么也没闻到 -你们有没有呢 哈哈哈 I don't smell anything.Do you guys?
你们有没有呢 -这里还是有股臭味 Do you guys smell that?It smells bad out here, too.
为什么阿斯本所有的东西闻起来都有大便的味道 I'm starting to think this whole town smells like doo-doo.
那就是为什么它叫做 屁眼本 (英文里 屁眼 发音类似 阿斯 ) Yeah. Well, you see, that's why they call it Ass-pen.
孩子们 很高兴认识你们 All right, little dudes. Great to see you out here.
我名字叫Thumper My name is Thumper,
是你们的滑雪教练 and I'm gonna be your cool ski instructor.
他是垃圾车 His name is Thumper?
我们慢慢来 放轻松 We're gonna take it slow,take it easy,
确定大家都玩得开心 make sure everybody has a good time.
什么是滑雪 -就是要玩得…… 'Cause what is skiing about? Having a good...
开心 -回答得很好 ...time. That's right.
有些东西你们要记住 Now, just a few safety things to keep in mind.
首先 滑雪的时候要目视前方 First of all, look straight ahead when you ski.
如果往下看 你会摔倒的 If you look down,you're gonna fall.
就有得受了 You're gonna have a bad time.
还有要注意你周围的人 Also, be aware of skiers around you.
如果两个滑雪者撞在一起 If you run into another skier, your skis are gonna cross --
你就有得受了 gonna have a bad time.
那我们怎样才能玩得好 So where's the part where we have a good time?
嘿 小家伙 你这里有点脏东西 Hey, little dude, you got some crap right here.
我的脸就是这个样子 先生 That's my face, sir.
好了 我们先不要上斜坡 We're gonna do this without any poles
先从最基本的两个姿势学起 until we know our two primary feet positions.
要减速 我们就把两条腿并在一起 To go slow, we wedge our skis together
就好像一块比萨饼的形状 in the shape of a slice of pizza.
如果要加速 就把两只脚平行放置 Then to go faster,we put them parallel like...
就像薯条 french fries.
看到了么 You see that?
比萨 薯条 Pizza...french fries...
比萨 薯条 Pizza...french fries.
嘿 听上去就像在快餐店 Hey, this is gonna be just like eating at Shakey's,
嘿 小家伙们 huh, fellas?
我们来试试 Let's have the little dude on the end try it first.
-那边的小家伙叫什么名字 -I..i..i..ike - What's your name? - I-I-Ike!
好 Mike 过来 Okay, Mike.Ski down to me.
走吧 Ike Go on, Ike.
比萨 Pizza.
薯条 French fries.
-比萨 -薯条 Pizza.French fries.
薯...条... French fri-i-i-es!
比...萨... Pizza-a-a-a!
好了 你们看见了吧 Okay.You see what he did?
他在该 比萨 的时候 薯条 了 He french-fried when he should have pizzaed.
该 比萨 的时候 薯条 你就有得受了 You french-fry when you pizza,you're gonna have a bad time.
总而言之 我们希望说服你们 And so we think we can convince you
购买这里的度假公寓 to buy one of our condos
这已经是第四期了 that's opening right here in Phase IV.
这是一个绝佳的投资机会 That sounds like a great investment opportunity.
对不起 但是我们 I'm sorry, but none of us can really afford
没人买得起这里的公寓 to own our own vacation condo.
是啊 老实说 我们来这里 To be honest,we're just doing this meeting
只是为了两晚免费住宿 because of the two-nights-free deal.
我明白 每个人都这么说 Oh, I know.That's what everybody says.
不行 我买不起 "Not me.I can't afford it."
但是如果我现在告诉你 But what if I told you could own one of our properties
你可以用8000美金购买一套公寓呢 for only $8,000?
哇噢 Wow!
8000美金就可以在这里买套公寓 For $8,000 we can buy a condo here?
所谓 时间分享 就是说你 You see, time-share means you buy the condo
和其他20个人一起购买这套公寓 with about 20 other people like yourselves.
你们一起分享这套房子 You share the condo with other investors
提前预约你想居住时间- and pick the time you want to stay.
分享时间 时间共享 "Share," "time" time-share!
所以它实际上并不是我们的 So then it's not really ours.
当然是你们的 有二十五分之一是你们的 Sure it is 1/24th and a half yours.
你们看 时间分享计划 You see, time-share has made it possible
让来自工薪阶层的人 比如你们 for even working-class people like you
有机会对人夸耀 我在阿斯本有套房子 to say, "I've got a little place in Aspen."
试一下 你们试着跟我讲 Try it.Try saying it.
我在阿斯本有套房子 "I've got a little place in Aspen."
我在阿斯本有套房子 I've got a little place in Aspen.
感觉很不错吧 Rolls off the tongue nicely,doesn't it?
在座的男人 想象一下 对一个性感秘书说 Say, guys, how you'd like to tell that hot secretary,
我在阿斯本有套房子 "I've got a nice little place in Aspen"?
哈哈哈 只是开个玩笑 夫人们 Just kidding, wives.
听着 现在30分钟 Listen.Uh, it's been 30 minutes.
已经过了 我们要去斜坡了 We'd like to go hit the slopes now.
可是要我们支付你们这个周末的费用 You've still got to come to the time-share luncheon.
你们还得参加 时间分享 的午餐 We did give you a free condo for the weekend.
广告上说我们只要参加一个30分钟的会议就行了 Your ad said we only had to attend a 30-minute meeting.
没错 可是这不是那个会议 Right, but this isn't that meeting.
午餐才是那个会议 The luncheon is that meeting.
别担心 Don't worry.
你们将有免费大餐吃 You're gonna have a great free meal at the luncheon.
-薯条 -比萨 French fries. Pizza.
薯条 French fries.
起来 Cartman Come on, Cartman!
我不行了 No more.
看上去你觉得自己是个很了不起的滑雪手 哈 小孩 Looks like you think you're a pretty good skier, huh, kid?
我只是觉得我学得很快 I'm catching on pretty fast, I guess.
我已经滑了22年了 I've been skiing for 22 years.
你以为你能打败我吗 Think you can beat me?
呃 不行 Uh, no.
你叫什么名字 小孩 What's your name, hotshot?
Stan Marsh.
Stan Marsh?
我怎么看你都是大屎Stan Stan Darsh is more like it.
哈哈哈 大屎 Darsh.
好吧 我们来场比赛怎么样 All right. How about a race, then?
你和我单挑 You and me.
伙计 我才刚开始学 Dude, I'm just learning.
噢 Ooh!
对我来说 你根本不是我对手 Looks to me like you're not such a hotshot after all.
我从来没说过我是 I never said I was.
噢 Ooh!
噢 噢 Ooh.- Ooh.
你以为你自己了不起 只要还有 You may think you got what it takes,
我在 你永远拿不了第一名 but as long as I'm around,you'll always be number two.
等下见 大屎 See you later, Darsh.
那就是为什么在阿斯本独立买房 And that is why owning a piece of an Aspen condo
几乎是不可能的 is not only possible...
昂贵而且小得可怜 It's downright smart.
呃 Uh-huh.
噢 来了 正如我们承诺的一样 一顿丰盛的免费午餐 Oh, here it is, as promised a fabulous free lunch.
哇 可口的麻小 Wow.Filet mignon and lobster.
真不赖 Not bad.
当富翁的感觉不错吧 It's nice to feel rich,isn't it?
真的非常不错 Oh, you know,this is really great.
确实 It sure is.
-什么 -等一下 - What?- Wait.
你们看 这就是 分享时间 的好处 You see, that's the great thing about time-share
你们可以尝试自己买不起的奢侈品 You get a little taste of luxuries you can't afford.
然后留给明天来的人分享 And then share it with the people that come tomorrow.
好吧 我们已经在这里三个小时了 All right. We've been here for over three hours.
是啊 请问我们可以走了吗 Yeah.Can we go now, please?
当然可以 去斜坡滑雪吧 Of course you can.Go hit those slopes.
如果方便能否让我看下 If you could,please show me the backs
你们桌上的卡片背面 of your table place cards real quick.
噢 上帝啊 你们拿到红色标志了 Oh, my God!You got the red sticker!
他们拿到红色标志了 -他们拿到了 They got the red sticker?- They got the red sticker!
红色标志 是什么 What's the red sticker?
这意味着 如果你们去公寓销售办公室 Well, that means if you come up to the condo sales office,
将能享受更优惠的购房价格 you'll receive one of three great prizes.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我们已经开了会 吃了午饭 We did your meeting and we did your lunch.
该结束了 We're finished, okay?
好吧 好吧 没问题 给我几分钟 Okay. Okay. Fine. I mean,it would only take a second.
想想 But, I mean,what did we do for you
谁支付了你们的免费旅行 except give you a free condo for the weekend?
我们只是想告诉你们 Seems like you could just at least come up
优惠价格 and see what prize you got.
那好吧 Oh, all right!
-比萨 -薯条 Pizza.- French fries.
-薯条 -比萨 French fries.- Pizza.
-薯条 -比萨 -比萨 -薯条 French fries. Pizza.- Pizza to French fries.
我在想父母他们去哪里了 I wonder where our parents are.
管他呢 我一个人玩更开心一点 Who cares?I'm having more fun on my own.
来来来看看 这就是我们的大屎Stan Well, well, well.If it isn't Stan Darsh.
噢 不 Oh, no.
对了 大屎 你不介意 我今晚带Heather Say, Darsh, you don't mind if I take Heather out
出去消遣一下吧 for some fondue tonight, do you?
Heather?
对不起 Stan 我只是在滑雪的时候 Sorry, Stan, it's just that when it comes to skiing,
比较欣赏Tad的动作 Tad has all the right moves.
我已经准备好今晚的下一步 活动 了 I just might show her my moves tonight,
如果你知道我的意思的话 if you know what I mean.
你没事吧 Stan You aren't mad, are you, Stan?
你知道女孩有权选择她们喜欢的东西 I mean, a girl's got to look out for her best interests.
你们是谁啊 Who are you people?
还是不想和我比赛吗 Still don't want to race me?
我早说他是胆小鬼 Heather I told you he was chicken,Heather.
Stan大屎 胆小鬼 哈哈哈 Stan Marsh the Darsh.
好吧 伙计 All right, dude.
如果我答应和你比赛 你能否以后别来烦我 If I race you,will you leave me alone?
噢 噢 Oooh!- Ooh!
好吧 我答应你 All right.Fine.
你和我现在就去比赛场吧 You and me at the summit.Now.
好吧 Okay.
比赛 有比赛了 Race! Race!- Race! Race!
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
阿斯本马上要进行一场力量悬殊的滑雪比赛 Aspen Mountain presents another extreme racing showdown.
7年滑雪冠军 Tad Mccowski Seven-time world Aspen champion Tad Mikowski
以及8岁的Stan Marsh versus eight-year-old Stan Marsh!
哈 你会失望的 小男孩 Ha!You're going down, little boy.
是的 很有可能 Yeah, probably.
你认为Stan有机会取胜吗 Do you think Stan has a chance?
冲啊 Stan Uh, go, Stan!
薯条 比萨 French fries.Pizza.
Tad赢了 He's got him!Tad's gonna win it!
耶 Yeah! Yeaahh!
耶 你输了 大屎 Yeah!You lose, Darsh!
噢 Oh!
耶 Yeah!
Stan 你已经尽力了 Uh, Stan, y-you gave it your best shot,
这就行了 and that's all Jesus asks of you.
我只是庆幸这件蠢事终于结束了 Dude, I'm just happy this whole stupid thing is over with.
觉得很难受吧 大屎 No hard feelings, right, Darsh?
耶 Yeah!
Stan 不管结果怎样 我觉得你很勇敢 Stan, for whatever it's worth,I think you were really brave.
谢谢 你是谁 Thanks.Who are you?
嘿 今晚所有滑雪的年轻人 Hey, all the cool teens
都会来 青年中心 跳舞 are gonna be at the youth center tonight for a dance.
我希望你能来 是因为 I hope you'll come,because you're just so
你 你真的和我想的一样 Well, you're just so Well, that's all!
终于我们可以滑雪了 Finally, we get to go skiing.
噢 上帝啊 那里已经排了几里的长队了 Oh, my God. Look how long the lift lines are.
是阿 或许他们给我们的通行证 Yeah. I guess these passes the time-share salesmen gave us
能发挥点用处 will come in handy.
有什么可以效劳吗 -是的 Can I help you? - Yes.
我们有绿色通行证 请问 We have the special passes
时间分享 公司的专用索道在哪里？ to use the exclusive lift from the time-share company.
噢 这边走朋友们 Oh!Go right on ahead, folks.
谢谢 Thank you.
这还不错 Well, this certainly is nice.
是啊 我们也许能早点过来排队 Yeah, we may not have gotten to ski earlier,
但这辆缆车可以让我们比谁都快 but with this lift, we'll get more runs in than anybody.
你们慢慢排队吧 哈哈哈 Have fun waiting in line,suckers!
哦 哦 Chris Whoo-hoo! - Oh, Chris.
缆车直接进了一栋房子 Hey, look. This chair lift goes right into a building.
欢迎你们回来 Welcome back, folks.
我们有一个优惠 迫不及待要告诉你们 We've got a special new offer we can't wait to tell you about.
噢 TMD Oh, God damn it!
噢 12个小时了 Dude, it's been 12 hours.
父母们都死去哪里了 Where the hell are our parents?
欢迎光临 喜欢这个青年活动中心吗 I'm glad you guys came. Do you like our youth center?
还行 Seems fine.
前两天有人在这里闹事 Yeah. Too bad we're getting shut down.
Tad他父亲找借口要把 青年中心关掉 That hotshot skier Tad's father is gonna bulldoze the building.
那我们这些孩子能去哪 Where are all us kids supposed to go?
这关我什么事 Don't care.♪ F-F-F-F ♪
♪ E-E-E-E, T-T-T-T, Y-Y-Y-Y ♪
我们现在干什么 -不知道 What do you want to do now?- I don't know.
我们跳舞吧 ♪ Safety dance ♪ Let's dance.
Butters 连我身上的汗毛都讨厌死你了 Butters, I hate you with every inch of my body.
大家晚上好 现在是阿斯本特别节目 All right, Aspen,as a special treat tonight,
我们有幸请到今天比赛的冠军 Tad mccowski we're proud to have the winner of today's race, Tad Mikowski!
- 哦 天哪 - 大家好 Oh, God. Hey, everyone.
如果可以 我想为大家唱一首歌 I'd like to sing a little song if I may.
-噢 -啊 - Ooh! - Ahh!
我们走吧 Let's go, you guys.
这是专门为你写的 Stan 大屎 This is a song I wrote about Stan Marsh.
Sta...a...a...n ♪ Sta-a-a-n ♪
大屎 ♪ Darsh ♪
Stan 大屎...大屎...大屎... ♪ Stan Darsh, Darsh, Darsh ♪
Stan 大屎 ♪ Stan Darsh ♪
Stan大屎...Stan大屎 ♪ Stan Darsh, Stan Darsh ♪
Sta...a...a...n 大屎 ♪ Stan Da-a-a-rsh, Darsh ♪
Stan大屎 ♪ Stan Darsh ♪
伙计你到是底tm怎么了 Dude, what the hell is your problem?
哦 哦 Ooh! - Ooh!
我跟你比赛了 你赢了还要怎样 I raced you. You won.
再来一次 A rematch?
噢 大屎 你比我想象中还蠢 Oh, Darsh, you're even dumber than I thought.
他会接受你的挑战的 He'll ski you anytime, anywhere.
是的 Yeah! - Yeah!
但如果这次他赢了 But this time, if he wins,
你就让你 父亲不要关闭我们的青年中心 you get your dad to not close our youth center.
什么 What?
很好 让我们玩点有趣的 All right, then. Let's make it interesting.
明天中午在K13滑雪道上比赛 Tomorrow afternoon... on the K-13.
K13 The K-13?
但这是美国最危险的滑雪道 But that's the most dangerous run in all of America.
呵 我又不是小鸡崽 Well, I'm not chicken.
可是你是只大屎 Are you, Darsh?
我会去的 你这个同性恋 I'll be there, you queen.
确定 确定 Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
噢 大屎 你比我想象中还蠢 再说一次 Oh, Darsh, you're even dumber than I thought...again.
明天见了 See ya tomorrow.
你明天你准备去K-13赛道么 Stan You're not really gonna go down that K-13 run, are you, Stan?
伙计 我得去 Dude, I have to.
你不能让那个叫Tad的人左右你 Stan, you can't let that Tad guy get to you.
别理他 伙计 Screw him, dude.
可是他抢了Heather Dude, he's got Heather!
你根本就不认识那个Heather You don't even know Heather!
我知道 我 I know, I know! I just...
我不知道怎么解释 可是我必须这么做 Look, I can't explain it, but I have to do this.
我是不会死掉的 我意思是K-13能有多危险 I'm not gonna die.I mean, how bad can the K-13 be?
K13 The K-13?
你绝对不会想要上那儿的 You don't want to go down that run.
那条滑雪道是有来头 That run's got a history.
35个人在那里丧命 Thirty-five people have died going down it,
据说他们的鬼魂还经常出现在那里 and some say you can still see their ghosts up there.
这条非常赛道上 It was on that very ski run
曾经有一队学生被 that a group of students were killed by a wolf boy
精神病院逃出来的狼孩杀死了 who escaped from the mental institution.
你们看见那块地方了吗 You see, that ski run was once a burial ground
那曾经是一个印第安僵尸的坟墓 to a tribe of vampire Wichika Indians
他吃小孩的肉还把他们眼睛挖出来 who ate the flesh of children with no eyes.
是啊 那条滑雪道真的很有来头 Yeah. A lot of history on that ski run.
谢谢 Thank you. - Yeah.
听着 Stan Look, Stan.
当Kenny死的时候我意识到朋友是多么重要 When Kenny died, I learned how important friends are.
我不想再失去另一个朋友 I'm not gonna lose another friend.
这和你无关Kyle This isn't about you, Kyle.
我必须这样做 必须 I have to do this, okay?I have to!
所以你要明白 这是你们能做的 So you see,it's the investment opportunity
最明智的投资 that keeps on giving.
我们还要告诉你多少次 How many times do we have to tell you this?
我们不想和人合买公寓 We don't want to buy shares in a condo.
我们并没有给你们压力 And we certainly don't want to pressure you.
没有压力 Pressure us?
你们昨天讲了一天了 You kept us all day yesterday
现在又拿个缆车把我们送进来 and then had a chair lift bring us back.
嘿 你要走随时可以走 Hey, you can leave any time you want.
除非你们不想知道哪里有 Of course, that is if you don't want the super-secret fun prize
看激情表演的 秘密场所 for attending the slide show.
不 我们不喜欢看激情表演 No, we don't want the super-secret fun prize.
我们只想滑雪 We just want to ski!
咱们走吧 - Come on, everybody. - I know!
你们想过合伙购买我们的房产吗 Have you ever considered going in on a time-share?
每套只要几千美金 Josh That's only a couple thousand each, Josh.
别听他的 我们走 Don't listen to him. Let's just go.
上帝啊 怎么有这种人 My God, can you believe those people?
我希望你们不会因此责怪我 I hope you don't blame me for all that.
我的意思是他们广告上确实说的是30分钟会议 The ad did just say a 30-minute presentation.
我们走 Let's just get out of here.
伙计们很高兴你们回来 Folks, I'm glad you're back,because we forgot to mention
我们忘记告诉你们 时间分享 公寓是固定资产 time-share condos are still deeded properties!
哦 操他大爷的 Aah!
噢 你们这次真的很走运 Ooh! You folks really lucked out this time.
你们是我们第1000个来访者 You're visitors number 1,000.
这意味着 That means you can listen to our special offer
你们可以享受我们的更多的优惠 for privileged members only.
这没用 我要叫警察了 That does it. I'm calling the police.
教练 我想要做一些提高速度的训练 Mister ski instructor,I need a lot of training fast.
我要在K13滑雪道上比赛 I'm gonna race down the K-13.
K13 可你只是个初学者 The K-13?But you're just a beginner.
挑战你能力以外的山峰 只会让你摔跟头 If you ski out of your league,you're gonna have a bad time.
我必须这样 明白吗 必须 I have to do this, okay?I have to.
好吧 如果你真想变快 Alright, well, if you got to get good at something really fast,
只有一个办法 there's only one way to do it.
跟我来 Come on!
到了展现你的时候了 ♪ The day is approaching to give it your best ♪
拿出你最好的状态 ♪ And you've got to reach your prime ♪
当你达到你的巅峰 ♪ That's when you need to put yourself to the test ♪
给我们展现你的激情 ♪ And show us a passage of time ♪
我们需要一个瞬间 ♪ We're gonna need a montage ♪
一个运动瞬间 ♪ A sports-training montage ♪
瞬间 ♪ Montage ♪
展现一切 ♪ Show a lot of things happening at once ♪
记得每个人的追求 ♪ Remind everyone of what's going on ♪
每次表现都有进步 ♪ And with every shot, show a little improvement ♪
这个表演会让人铭记 ♪ To show it all would take too long ♪
这就叫瞬间 ♪ That's called a montage ♪
洛奇有他的瞬间 ♪ Even "Rocky" had a montage ♪
瞬间 ♪ Montage ♪
所有你想参与的运动 ♪ In any sport if you want to go ♪
从新手到专家 ♪ From just a beginner to a pro ♪
你都需要一个瞬间 ♪ You need a montage ♪
简单的小小瞬间 ♪ A simple little montage ♪
瞬间 ♪ Montage ♪
淡去的瞬间 ♪ Always fade out in a montage ♪
瞬间 ♪ Montage ♪
当你慢慢淡去 就像时间流逝 ♪ If you fade out, it seems like more time has passed ♪
在一个瞬间 ♪ In a montage ♪
瞬间 ♪ Montage ♪
报纸上说我们 All the ad said was we had to attend
只需要参加一个半小时的会议 a 30-minute meeting, right?
现在已经一天半了 And it's been a day and a half.
这些家伙不让我们离开 -这不是真的 警官 These guys won't let us leave. - That's not true, officers.
我们说过他们想走随时可以走 We said they could leave at any time.
好吧 让我来整理一下 All right. Let me see if I got this straight.
这边两位绅士 为大家提供的优惠价格 You two gentlemen are offering part-time
购买超豪华公寓的部分所有权 limited liability ownership in one of your fabulous condos
一次性付清只需8000美金 for the one-time price of $8,000?!
没错 That's right!
如果真要有人被捕 Sounds to me like if anybody should be arrested,
应该是你们这些人因为你们居然想放弃这么难得的机会 it should be you people for passing up such a great deal.
没错 这个价格简直就是白送你一套公寓 That's right. You're practically stealing condos at that price.
Danno 控告他们 Book 'em, Danno.
上帝啊 Oh, Jesus.
不 不 No. No!
警察也是为他们工作的 The police work for time-share, too?
警察 市长 The police, the mayor,
美国总统 the president of the United States.
可能现在你们了解了情况有多严重 Perhaps now you see the severity of your situation.
我建议你们坐下 认真听我们讲话 I think we shall all sit down and listen to the presentation.
坐下 Sit!
现在 你们可能正在问自己 Now, you're probably asking yourselves...
我的时间分享公寓能否谋利呢 can my time-share condo turn into a profit?
我的投资回报有哪些 What kind of cash flow can I realize from my investment?
调查结果可能让你们惊奇 The answer might astonish you.
十年以来 今天我们的挑战赛 For over 10 years, investors have seen their...
将在有史以来最危险的滑雪道 The powder is fresh, and the stage is set
K13上举行 for Tad versus Stan on the K-13.
这次你不光会输 This time you're not just gonna lose,
你连命都会丢掉 you're gonna die.
我不能再失去另外一个朋友先是肯尼 现在是Kyle I can't lose another friend.First Kenny and now Stan.
我可不想以后只能跟你们这两个蠢货在一起 All I'm gonna have left are you two douches.
准备好了吗 出发 Ready. Set. Go!
比萨 Pizza.
比萨 比萨 Pizza. Pizza.
Tad领先了 Tad's got the lead.
加油Stan Come on, Stan!
哈哈 这可以让大屎慢一点 This should slow down Darsh a bit.
看上去 Tad是一路领先 And it looks like Tad is way out in front.
我肯定赢了 Now I'll win for sure!
噢 伙计们 我不敢看了 Oh, dude, I can't look.
沙子会给你好看的 Let's see what some sand does to your speed, Darsh.
你一点机会都没有了 He doesn't stand a chance now.
我马上就要赢了 I'm gonna beat him!
现在Tad还是以绝对优势领先 The race is half over, and Tad is still out in the lead.
这里是给大屎男孩的特殊礼物 When Darsh skis by here, I'll let all these hamsters go.
希望能吸引他的注意 That should distract him just long enough
我这次比赛赢定了 for me to win the race!
哦 Tad Oh, Tad.
你在这里干嘛 What are you doing up here?
没什么 Oh, nothing.
我只是想 我可能有办法让你分神 I just thought maybe I could distract you with these.
用这个 Whoa.
干得 好伙计 Good job, dude!
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
哦 哦 哦 ♪ Ooh, ooh, oh ♪
你做到了 Stan You did it, Stan.
谢谢你 Stan Thanks a lot, Stan.
现在我们可以保留我们青年中心了 Now we're gonna be able to keep the youth center.
是的 我们做到了 Well, that does it.
看来那些怨灵 Looks like the spirits of the Wichika Indians
终于可以安息了 can finally rest in peace.
谢谢你 Stan Thank you, Stan.
Stan 我之前对你有误解 今晚你有空吗 Stan, I was wrong about you. Would you like to go out again?
去吧 Stan Go ahead, Stan.
她拥有你要的一切 She's everything you ever wanted.
你们在这里 男孩们 There you are, boys.
妈妈 爸爸 Mom, Dad!
你们去哪里了 Where the hell have you guys been?
我们在时间分享公司销售部商量了一些问题 We got a little held up at the time-share sales office.
好消息是我们终于在阿斯本 Yeah, but the good news is we finally came to our senses
购买了豪华公寓的使用权 and bought some shares in a condo.
以后我们每年都可以在这里滑雪两个星期 So we all get to come to Aspen for two weeks every year.
上帝啊 Aw!
怎么了 你们不是很喜欢滑雪吗 What's the matter? Didn't you boys like skiing?
不 你试一下 No!
整天都在练习 比萨 薯条 We can't keep track of when you pizza and when you french-fries
一个该死的人把本来应该是你女朋友带走了 and when the hotshot asshole skier takes your girl,
拼了命在K13峰上比赛滑雪 if you're supposed to race him the first time,
就是为了保留 or train first to beat him on the really difficult mountain
一个什么破青年中心 so you can save the dorky-but-hot girl's youth center.
滑雪真恶心 Skiing sucks!
没错 多么愚蠢的运动啊 Yeah.What a stupid sport.
我听说有你的帮助 I heard that you were the one responsible
我们才赢了Tad 谢谢 for making Tad lose the race.
谢谢 Thanks.
是的 当他看见这个的时候 Yeah. Well, he really flipped when he saw these.
已经 Quaid.
完全吓傻了 Start the reactor.
走吧 ♪ Talking away ♪
我不知道我该怎么说 ♪ I don't know what I'm to say ♪
我会说不管如何 ♪ I'll say it anyway ♪
要是再有机会 ♪ Today's another day to find you ♪
遇见你 ♪ Shying away ♪
我会努力让你爱上我 ♪ I'll be coming for your love,okay ♪
一定会 ♪ Take on ♪