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好了 妈妈 Alright, Mom,
我已经把爸爸给你的 结婚纪念日礼物包好了 I'm all done wrapping Dad's anniversary present for you.
有人的结婚纪念日快到了吗 Oh, is it someone's anniversary soon?
你... Oh, you.
开玩笑的 Just kidding.
里面是什么呢 Ooh, I wonder what it is.
是个... It's a--
不行 我不能告诉你 Oh, shucks, I can't tell you.
但很实用 But it's really nifty.
看起来今年的结婚纪念日 Well, it looks like we're gonna have to do something
我们得做点特别的事来庆祝 extra special for Mommy and Daddy's anniversary this year.
要不星期六的时候 How about on Saturday
一起去Bennigan's去吃晚饭? we all go have dinner at Bennigan's?
Bennigan's? 真的? Bennigan's? Oh, boy, you mean it?
哇! Whoopee!
在Bennigan's我能吃到 大牧场里原产的新鲜排骨 At Bennigan's I'm gonna get the Ranch Hand Baby Back Ribs.
冷静 小牛仔 Calm down there, cowboy.
还有四天呢 You've still got four days.
四天? Four days?
这要怎么熬得完哪 Oh, I don't know how I'm gonna wait that long.
* 看那张暴风雨来临前 笑对乌云的脸 * Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud?
* 它轻轻 将你的愁容抚平 * Turn a frown into a smile for free?
* 这美丽的心灵仿佛 充满魔法 * Who's the kid with the heart full of magic?
* 大家都知道他就是Butters * Everyone knows it's Butters!
* 哦 这就是我! * Well, that's me!
* 看那双清澈透明 充满好奇的眼睛 * Who's the boy with eyes full of wonder?
* 时而安然自得 保持自我 * Who thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
* 时而调皮捣蛋 到处闯祸 * Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
* 大家都知道他就是Butters * Everyone knows it's Butters!
* 嗯 是我 * Well, that's me!
* 水坑里跳跃 走廊上奔跑 * Jumping in puddles, skipping down the hallway
* 去宠物园喂山羊 * petting goats at the petting zoo
* 一直喜欢橄榄球明星John Elway * he loves John All-way - Elway.
* 小小酒窝 可爱迷人 * Who's that tyke with the cutest little dimples?
* 遇见路边的小狗 就会眨眨眼睛 * Batting his eyes at every puppy he sees?
* 如果审视自己 你将会惊叹 * If you look inside yourself you might be surprised
* 世间竟有如此 惹人怜爱的男孩 * when you find a little boy named
* Butters * Butters!
* 嘿 是我 没错 * Well, that's-- that's me, yeah.
第5季第14集 Butters特辑 S05E14 Butters Very Own Episode 双语合成 刘磊
离去Bennigan's吃饭还有3天 Three more days 'til we eat at Bennigan's.
就是还有72小时 哦天哪 That's 72 hours. Oh, gee whiz.
如果你俩允许的话 Well, if you two will excuse me,
我得出去为某位女士的周年纪念日 I need to go out and buy a certain special lady
买份特别的礼物 her anniversary present.
希望他说的是我 I hope he means me.
别傻了 妈妈 Don't be silly, Mom,
说的当然是你 of course he means you.
我马上就回 I'll be back in a little bit.
Butters 看好家 Butters, you're in charge of the house.
好的 长官 Yes, sir!
好想知道他今年会送我什么 Oh, I wonder what he's gonna get me this year.
那要在Bennigan's吃饭时才知道 We won't know till we're at Bennigan's.
每年都是这样 Every year it's the same.
你爸爸送给我的礼物 Your father gets me some great gift
总是比我送给他的好 and my gift to him falls short.
我今年要赢过他 I've just got to outdo him this year.
一定要赢过他 I've just got to!
爸爸对于选礼物很在行的 Dad's a good shopper, alright.
Butters 要不你去偷偷跟踪你爸爸 Butters, maybe you could secretly follow your dad
看看他要给我买什么 and see what he's getting me.
你意思是要我去当间谍? You mean spy on him?
但这不是撒谎吗 But ain't that kind of like fibbin'?
不 这次有点不同 No, it's a little different.
你还记得那个警察给了你个徽章 You remember when the nice policeman gave you a badge
并授予你荣誉监察员的事吗 and made you an Honorary Inspector?
当然记得 Sure, I do.
我觉得监察员Butters可以 Why, I think Inspector Butters could find out
在爸爸不察觉的情况下 侦查到爸爸要给妈妈买的礼物 what daddy's getting mommy without him ever knowing.
你觉得呢 What do you say?
监察员Butters马上执勤 长官 Inspector Butters is on the case, ma'am.
* Everyone knows it's butters * Everyone knows it's Butters!
那就是我! Well, that's me!
爸爸要去看电影了 Hmm, Dad's going to see a movie.
很好 How nice.
"白燕洗浴中心" "White Swallow Bath House."
* Everyone knows it's butters * Everyone knows it's Butters!
那就是我! Well, that's me!
我回来了 妈妈 I'm back, Ma.
嗨 宝贝 Oh, hi, sweetie.
你跟踪了你爸爸没? Did you get to follow your dad around?
当然 I sure did.
爸爸今晚过得很愉快 Dad sure had a nice night out.
那你看见他给我买的礼物没? Well, did you see what he got me for our anniversary?
首先 他去看了场电影 Well, first he went to see a movie.
电影 A movie? Huh.
为什么他要一个人去看电影呢 I wonder why he'd want to see a movie by himself.
我不知道 但他去的 不是购物商场的电影院 I don't know, but it wasn't at the movie theater at the mall.
而是市中心那家老电影院 It was that really old theater downtown,
Thestudcat The Studcat.
我都不知道那家电影院还开着 I didn't even know it was open.
等等 他看的电影是什么? Wait a minute. What was the movie called?
"拳头消防员9" "Fisting Firemen 9."
我都没看过之前的八部 I've never seen one through eight.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
不过这电影肯定很短 It must've been a real short movie, though,
因为爸爸大概10分钟后就出来了 because Dad came out, like, 10 minutes later.
而且肯定还是部悲伤的电影 It must've been a sad film, too,
因为当他出来的时候 because he had a bunch of tissue paper with him
他拿着一堆纸巾 when he came out.
可怜的爸爸 这电影真的把他感动到了 Poor ol' dad. Movie really got to him.
Butters 看完电影后你爸去哪了? Butters, where did Daddy go after the movie?
去健身房了 To the gym.
去健身房了? To the gym?
是的 去了白燕健身中心 Yeah, the White Swallow Spa.
Ah!
是的 他去那里和里面的各种人 Yup, he went in there and he wrestled
比赛摔跤 with all kind of guys.
但他水平挺差的 He wasn't too good, though.
有个黑人在15分钟里 This one black guy had him pinned down
不断的把他按倒在地 for 15 minutes straight.
Butters 你确定吗 Butters, are you sure about this?
你百分百确定吗 You have to be absolutely sure.
监察员Butters说的都是事实 Inspector Butters gets all the facts.
我还有照片作证 I even got some neat-o pictures.
我只有一件事不明白 The only thing I can't figure out
就是为什么爸爸要说 他是去给你买礼物了 is why dad told you he was going shopping for your present
但实际上却是去看电影和摔跤去了? when he was going out seeing movies and wrestling?
你旅途愉快吗 妈妈? Oh, did you have a nice trip, Ma?
明年秋天再见咯 See you next fall.
妈妈? Mom?
* Butters * -那就是我! Butters! - Well, that's me!
漆墙 必须得漆墙... Paint... Must paint...
保持干净... Everything clean...
漆墙... Paint...
亲爱的 你把整个房子都漆了 Well, honey, you've painted the entire house
还漆了三次 three times.
必须得漆 Must paint.
要保持干净 要焕然一新 Everything clean. Everything new.
Butters 我在纠结 Say, Butters, I'm having real trouble
给你妈妈买什么结婚纪念日礼物 finding an anniversary present for mom.
有什么主意没? Any ideas?
我想不出来 Hmm, I can't think of one.
那么 看起来我又得出去 Well, then, it looks like I'm gonna have to
逛逛了 go out shopping again.
漆墙 Ah! Paint.
要保持干净 要焕然一新 Everything clean, everything new.
漆墙 Paint.
我马上就回 I'll be back in a little while.
我要再去看看他买了什么吗 妈妈 Should I go try and see what he gets you again, Mom?
我觉得你爸爸不是出去买礼物的 I don't think Daddy's shopping.
我觉得他是又出去摔跤的 I think Daddy's going out wrestling again.
漆 漆 Paint. Paint.
要保持干净 Must be made clean.
要焕然一新 New.
新的油漆刷 Hey, a new paintbrush.
爸爸可以买这个给妈妈做礼物的 That's what Dad could get Mom for their anniversary.
我要去告诉他 I gotta go tell him.
必须除掉Butters Must clean Butters.
干净 Clean.
不会再干净了 Never be clean.
必须得杀吗 Must...kill?
唯一的方法... The only way...
必须杀掉Butters Must kill Butters.
漆 Paint.
* Butters * -那就是我! Butters! - Well, that's me!
一位 谢谢 One, please.
213号柜子 Locker 213.
谢谢 Thanks.
* That's what takes me high * That's what takes me high
爸爸? 爸爸 你在吗 Dad? Dad, you in here?
你好 请问有人吗 Hello, anybody in here?
这样 你觉得能行吗 There, do you think that works?
才四根指头 试试五根 Well, that's four fingers. Try five.
Garrison先生? Mr. Garrison?
谁啊?! Who is that?
爸爸? Dad?
爸爸! Dad!
你在这摔跤吗 Are you wrestling in here?
爸爸? Dad?
没看见房里有人吗 This room's taken.
对不起 先生们 Oh, pardon me, sirs.
爸爸? Dad?
没有 No.
Hmm.
啊 Butters! Ah, Butters!
嗨 爸爸! Hi, Dad!
天哪! Oh, God.
终于找到你了 I'm glad I found ya.
我想我知道了要买什么 给妈妈做礼物才最好 I think I know the perfect anniversary present for Mom.
你裸着你的小弟弟在那干嘛 爸爸 What are you doing with your wiener out there, Dad?
Butters 马上离开这 Butters, you need to leave here right now.
马上出去 You need to get out of here.
回家等着 我会跟你谈的 Go home and wait for me to talk to you.
那么好吧 Oh, alright then.
家里见 We'll see you at home.
天哪 不 Oh, Jesus, no.
我都做了些什么? Oh, what have I done?
* Everyone knows it's butters * Everyone knows it's Butters!
那就是我! Well, that's me!
Butters Butters Butters. Oh, Butters.
能马上来我书房一趟吗 Could you come see me in my study real quick?
嗨 老爸 Hey, Dad.
过来 儿子 我想和你谈谈 Come here, Son. I want to have a talk with you.
好呀 爸爸 Well, sure thing, Dad.
儿子 我想和你谈谈撒谎 Son, I want to talk to you about lying.
我知道撒谎是不对的 爸爸 你告诉过我的 Oh, I know lying's bad, Dad. You told me so.
是的 没错 Yes, it sure can be.
但是 有时候 But there are also times
稍稍扭曲下事实是合适的 when distorting the truth a little is appropriate.
这叫做"善意的小谎言" These are called "little white lies."
善意的小谎言? Little white lies?
有时候说些善意的谎言是可以的 You see, sometimes telling a little white lie is okay.
比如 当你看见你爸爸 Like, for instance, when you catch your father
在一家同性恋浴室里打飞机时 jacking off in a gay men's bath house.
谁是飞机? Who's Jack?
Butters 重点是 Butters, the point is that
我觉得如果你告诉了你妈妈 我今晚在干什么 I think that if you told Mommy what Daddy was doing tonight,
她可能会疯掉的 well, she might go completely insane.
不 不会的 爸爸 Oh, no, that won't happen, Dad.
不会? 好的 很好 It won't? Alright, good.
不是 是因为我已经告诉她了 但她也没事啊 No, because I already told Mom and she's fine.
什么? You what?
Butters 妈妈想带你出去兜会风 Butters, Mommy wants to take you for a little drive now.
兜风 天哪 A drive? Oh, boy!
我喜欢出去兜风 爸爸也要去吗 I love a good drive. Is Dad coming, too?
不 宝贝 爸爸需要坐在这想些事 No, sweetie. Daddy needs to sit and think.
好的 一会见了 爸爸 Alright. See you in a bit, Dad.
天哪 兜风 Oh, boy, a drive.
What a bright time, it's the right time
你不会相信的 当老师说要我分享水彩颜料时 Oh, jeez, you wouldn't believe how angry I was
我有多生气 when the teacher said I had to share my finger paints,
因为我一直在分享那些颜料 because I've been sharing them all along.
Butters 你知道妈妈非常 Butters, you know that Mommy loves you
非常爱你 对吧 an awful lot, don't you?
当然知道 妈妈 我也爱你 Well, sure I do, Mom. I love you, too.
有时候 妈妈们会做些 And sometimes mommies do things
伤害她们孩子的事 that seem hurtful to their babies,
但其实都是为他们好的 but it's really for the best.
你是说就像那次 你用肥皂洗我的嘴巴 You mean like the time you washed my mouth out with soap
就因为我在奶奶面前说"操蛋"吗 for saying "nut sack" in front of Grandma.
是的 我得管好我自己 Yeah, I need to behave myself.
如果有妈妈要自杀的话 If a mommy has to end her life,
她是不能忍受 把她孩子单独留在世上 she can't let her baby alone in the world
让一个变态去养的 to be raised by a sick pervert.
当然 有点道理 我想 是的 Well, sure, that makes sense, I suppose--yeah.
你看到我的手套了吗 Hey, did you see my mittens anywhere?
这有点冷 It's cold out here.
我现在要下车去 Butters I'm going to get out of the car now, Butters.
你就留在车上 系好安全带 I want you to stay put with your seatbelt fastened.
好的 妈妈 Oh, well, alright, Mom.
那么 好吧 Okay, then.
我觉得这车在动啊 妈妈 You know, I think the car might be moving, Mom.
我确定这车在动 Yep, I'm pretty sure the car's moving.
我快掉进水里去了 Looks like I'm heading for the water.
没事的 宝贝 Shh. Shh. It's okay, baby.
妈妈一会就来陪你 Mommy will be with you very soon.
我觉得... Well, I think--
看起来车子里都灌满水了 Yep, it looks like the car's filling up with water.
妈妈 我觉得现在是时候 Yeah, I think maybe now might be a good time
回到车里把车开走 to come back inside the car and drive, Mom.
* Everyone knows it's butters * Everyone knows it's Butters!
那就是我! Well, that's me!
"亲爱的混蛋丈夫" "Dear Bastard Husband,"
不..."亲爱的撒谎的贱人" No. "Dear Lying Son of a Bitch!"
不 No.
"亲爱的不要脸的" 是的 就是这样 "Dear Ass Face." Yes, that's it.
"我不会再..." "I will no longer--"
Linda 你在干嘛? Linda, what are you doing?
离我远点 混蛋 Stay away from me, bastard!
Linda 我知道这很痛苦 Linda, I know this is very hard.
你什么都不知道! You don't know anything!
我一直都在控制自己 不去那些地方 Linda I've been wanting to stop going to those places, Linda,
但我不行 but I couldn't.
我还是爱你的 I still love you.
那为什么 Chris 为什么? Then why, Chris, why?
只是 一开始只是出于 对于网上的那些东西的好奇 It just--it started as some curiosity on the internet.
我在聊天室和其他已婚男人聊天 I would chat with other married guys in the chat rooms,
他们谈论的这些事 Linda and, well, the things they would talk about, Linda.
我不知道为什么 但就觉得很刺激 我真这么觉得 I don't know why I found it exciting; I just did.
随着我越来越感兴趣后 事情就失控了 And it grew from there and spun out of control.
...去他妈的网络! And... Damn you, internet!
你没必要担心你的家庭 You don't have to worry about your family
会挡你的路 being in your way anymore.
不 Linda 我不想要那样的生活 No, Linda. I don't want that lifestyle.
我只是有点上瘾了 It's just kind of an addiction.
我需要帮助 我会得到帮助的 I want help, and I'm going to get help.
求你给我次机会弥补 Please, just give me a chance to make this all up to you.
我们可以有正常的生活的 We can have a normal life.
回不去了 Chris There is no going back, Chris.
当然可以 Sure there is.
不行 我们儿子已经死了 No! Our son is dead.
什么? What?
我杀了他 I killed him.
我要结束这一切 I was going to end it all
每件事都失控了 and everything spun out of control for me.
我把Butters丢在车里淹死了 Chris I drowned Butters in the car, Chris!
不 Oh, no.
不 不 天哪 Linda 你到底在想什么? No, no, Jesus, Linda. What were you thinking?
我没在思考! I wasn't thinking!
我没办法思考 I couldn't think.
你毁了我的人生 就是你 You destroyed my life, you!
天啊 我做了什么 Oh, God, what have I done?
哦 Butters Oh, Butters!
这不可能是真的 This can't be happening.
这只是个噩梦 This is a bad dream.
快走开 让我死 Just go away and let me die!
不 Linda 我们... No, Linda, we--
我是个杀人犯 Chris I'm a murderer, Chris.
我已经没有未来了 I don't have a life now!
Linda Butters已经死了 Linda, Butters is gone.
天啊 Oh, Christ.
如果Butters已经死了 If Butters is gone,
那我们也无能为力 there's nothing we can do about that.
但我不会让你坐牢的 我保证 But I won't let you go to jail. I promise.
Linda 求你了 Linda, please.
天啊 这事真是没完了 Oh, boy, this thing ain't never gonna stop.
我现在一定在去丹佛的路上 I must be all the way down to Denver by now.
耶 Crash!
Oh, whoopee!
终于 Finally.
既然车子已经停下了 Well, now that the car has come to a stop,
我现在可以松开安全带了 it's safe for me to unfasten my seatbelt.
妈妈现在一定很担心我 Boy, Mom must be worried sick about me right now.
我要回家去 I gotta get back home.
天啊 我在什么鬼地方? Gee whiz. Where the heck am I?
* Everyone knows it's Butters * Everyone knows it's Butters!
那就是我! Well, that's me!
Tom 我现在正站在 Tom, I'm standing in front of the home
Chris和Linda Stotch的家门前 of Chris and Linda Stotch.
他们遇上了每个父母的噩梦 They're living every parent's nightmare right now,
昨晚 Stotch女士开车载着她儿子时 As last night, while Mrs. Stotch was driving
Stotch女士开车载着她儿子时 with her son in the car,
一名男子拦下了她 拿枪抵住她的头 a man stopped her, put a gun to her head,
把她的儿子带走了 and took her son away.
当被问到那名男子是谁时 Stotch女士回答说 When asked who the man was, Mrs. Stotch replied,
"一个波多黎各人" "some Puerto Rican guy."
自然 警方正展开全面追捕 Naturally, the police are on an all-out manhunt
寻找一名波多黎各人 for some Puerto Rican guy.
他们似乎要发言了 Tom Looks like the parents are about to make a statement, Tom.
Stotch女士 Stotch女士 Mrs. Stotch. Mrs. Stotch.
绑架你儿子的男人有联系过你吗 Any word yet from the man who took your son?
不 不 还没有 No, no. Not yet.
但如果你在看新闻 我们求你了 But if you're out there, we beg you.
我们只想让孩子平安归来 We just want our baby returned safely back to us.
Stotch女士 绑架犯长什么样? Mrs. Stotch, what did the kidnapper look like?
波多黎各人 Puerto Rican.
高还是矮? Was he tall? Short?
他是...波多黎各人的平均身高 He was average Puerto Rican height.
求你了 把孩子还给我 Please, just bring our baby back to me.
* Butters * -那就是我! Butters! - Well, that's me!
然后我的朋友开始对我吼 So then my friend started hollering at me, saying,
"你把我的橡皮筋拿走了" "you took my rubber bands."
不是我拿的 是Craig拿的 Well, I didn't take 'em; Craig did.
我看到Craig拿的 I saw Craig take 'em.
不管怎样 我很幸运能遇到你 先生 Anyway, boy, I sure am lucky you came along, Mister.
真可惜你不是个娘们 Yeah, too bad you're not a broad
我他妈的太想操人了 'cause I need some God damn poontang.
是啊 我他妈的也想操人 Yeah, I could use some God damn poontang myself
就现在 right now.
你去过Bennigan's吗 先生? Have you ever been to Bennigan's, Mister?
那边很棒 Oh, it sure is great.
我明晚要和家人去Bennigan's I'm going to Bennigan's tomorrow night with my family.
我现在就能想象这画面 Oh, I can just see it now.
我们走进大门 We'll walk in the front doors
Bennigan's亲切的女招待 and the nice Bennigan's hostess lady
将引领我们到舒适的座位 will take us to our cozy booth.
然后我们会点马志瑞拉起司条 作为开胃菜 Then we'll order some mozzarella sticks for appetizers.
爸爸会打开他的礼物 妈妈也打开她的礼物 Dad will open his present; Mom will open hers.
然后Bennigan's的服务员开始唱歌 Then the Bennigan's waitstaff will sing.
* 祝在Bennigan's用餐的各位* Happy, happy anniversary
* 结婚纪念日快乐 * from everyone at Bennigan's
* 祝在Bennigan's用餐的各位 结婚纪念日快乐 * Happy, happy anniversary from everyone at Bennigan's
* 祝在Bennigan's用餐的各位* Happy, happy anniversary
* 结婚纪念日快乐 * from everyone at Bennigan's
* 祝在... * Happy, happy--
哦 我们是要停车买汽水吗 Ooh, are we stopping for sodas?
能不能给我买巧克力奶? Hey, can I get a chocolate milk?
他肯定是喜欢"星期五餐厅" He must like T.G.I. Friday's.
让我们来接 Let us handle it.
Barbrady Barbrady.
喂? Hello?
喂 Oh, hello.
你是谁? Who is this?
这里是Stotch家吗 Uh, is this the Stotch residence?
你是为了绑架案打电话来的吗 Yes, are you calling about the abduction?
不是 No.
好吧 你是波多黎各人吗 Oh. Are you Puerto Rican?
不是 No.
我们要保持这条线路畅通 We need to keep this line clear.
改天再打来吧 Call back another day.
不是绑架犯 抱歉 It wasn't the abductor. Sorry.
长官 临镇的两位家长 Chief, two more parents from the next town over
到这里来 说他们的孩子 have shown up, saying their child
肯定是被绑架Stotch家男孩的 might've been killed by the same guy
同一个男人杀害了 that took the Stotch boy.
真的吗 Really?
这是Boulder来的John和Patsy Ramsey This is John and Patsy Ramsey from Boulder.
我们在新闻上看见了你们的故事 We saw your story on the news.
很抱歉你们痛失爱子 We're so sorry to hear about your loss.
我们的女儿几年前被杀了 Our daughter was killed a few years ago
就在我们家里 in our house.
是的 我听说过 Yes, I remember hearing something about that.
我们意识到 杀害了你们儿子的人 And we realized the man that murdered your son
肯定就是杀害了我们女儿的那个人 must be the same person that killed our daughter.
没错 因为肯定不是我们干的 Yeah, because we certainly didn't do it.
不是 No.
不是 不是 No. - No.
我们的儿子被绑架了 Well, our son was abducted.
我们还不知道他的死活 We don't know that he's dead yet.
没错... Right...
* Butters * 那就是我! Butters! Well, that's me!
先生 你好 Sir? Hello?
有什么需要帮忙的吗 Yeah, what can I do for ya?
我要去南方公园 I have to get to South Park.
如果你载我去 If you give me a ride,
我就给你在脱衣舞俱乐部赚的4块钱 I can pay you the $4 I made at the titty bar.
抱歉 我老婆这周末 把车开去埃斯塔公园了 Sorry, wife took the car to Estes Park for the weekend.
要星期天再回来 Won't be back until Sunday.
如果你愿意的话 我可以星期天载你 I can give you a ride Sunday if you like.
我等不到星期天了 I can't wait till Sunday.
我明天要和家人去Bennigan's吃饭 I'm eating with my family at Bennigan's tomorrow.
那你就只好步行了 Well, then, looks like you're walking.
要是我沿着这条路走 Will I eventually get to South Park
能走到南方公园吗 if I follow this road?
这条路通往Conifer That road leads to Conifer.
要去南方公园的话 You want to go to South Park,
得走那条路 you gotta go down that road.
当然了 我从没见过有人走那条路 Of course, I ain't never seen anyone go up that road.
六年前 一群露营的人 走了那条路 然后迷路了 Six years ago a group of campers went up there and got lost.
不得不互相蚕食来保命 Had to eat each other to stay alive.
这里以前通往O'reilly家 Used to be the way to the O'Reilly house.
他屠杀了50多个孩子 He butchered over 50 children
把他们的尸体藏在地下室 and kept their bodies in a cellar.
差不多半路的时候有座古桥 But you should find an old bridge about halfway up.
那座桥被诅咒了 That bridge is cursed, you know.
它是用200名中国劳工的骨头做成的 They built it with the bones of 200 Chinese laborers
他们在1934年被屠杀了 who were massacred in '34.
这条路充满了历史 Yeah, a lot of history on that road.
明天是我爸妈的结婚纪念日 Well, it's my Parents' anniversary tomorrow
如果我不和他们一起度过 他们会很伤心的 and they're gonna be awful sad if I'm not there with them.
那就祝你好运了 Well, good luck then.
天啊 Oh, jeez.
还是南方公园其实是那条路? Or is South Park down that road?
失去心爱的人很痛苦 是不是 It's so very hard to lose a loved one, isn't it?
是啊 当然是了 Yes, it--it sure is.
感谢上天 让我们遇到彼此 能够分享哀愁 Thank goodness we have each other to share our grief.
感谢上天 Thank goodness.
他来了 Here he is.
John Patsy John, Patsy.
嗨 Gary 很高兴见到你 Hello, Gary. Great to see you.
Chris Linda 这位是我们的好朋友 Chris and Linda,
国会议员Gary Condit this is our good friend Congressman Gary Condit.
他也失去了一位亲密的人 He also lost someone close to him
他觉得这和那个伤害了 and thinks it has something to do with
我们孩子的波多黎各人有关系 the same Puerto Rican guy that hurt our kids.
我们一定要抓到那个狗娘养的 We're going to get that son of a bitch.
希望我们能抓到 Yes, I sure hope we do.
我和FBI谈过了 I spoke with the F.B.I.,
那个波多黎各人 and some Puerto Rican guy
成为了头号通缉犯 has just made their number one most wanted.
太好了 也许他们现在能抓到他了 Oh, good. Maybe now they'll catch him.
哦 又一位互助小组的成员 Oh, here's another member of our support group.
O.J. O.J.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys.
Chris Linda 你们认识O.J.辛普森的吧 Chris, Linda, you know O.J. Simpson.
当然了 Oh, sure.
O.J.的老婆也被一个波多黎各人杀了 O.J.'s wife was killed by some Puerto Rican guy, too.
没错 就是一个波多黎各人 Yep, it was some Puerto Rican guy, alright.
你们瞧 Chris Linda So you see, Chris and Linda,
全国有不少和你们一样的人 There are people like you all over the country
被波多黎各人伤害过 who have been affected by some Puerto Rican guy.
嘿 让我们同意Chris和Linda Hey, let's make Chris and Linda
正式加入我们小组 an official part of the group.
没错 Yeah! - Alright!
我们的人 我们的人 One of us. One of us.
咯咯咯 咯咯咯 Gooble gobble.
我们的人 我们的人 One of us. One of us.
Gooble gobble. Gooble gobble.
Gooble gobble.
我们的人 我们的人 One of us. One of us.
* 为了家庭的欢笑和美食 * For family fun and great food, too
* 去Bennigan's * come on down to Bennigan's
* 辣鸡翅和炸起司条 * Buffalo wings and fried cheese sticks
* 美食尽在Bennigan's * the best are found at Bennigan's
有人吗 Ah, hello?
* 快来Bennigan's用餐吧 * So, come and eat at Bennigan's
* 你会爱上我们的恶作剧的 * you'll love all our shenanigans
操蛋的 Oh, nut sack.
啊哦 Oops!
* Everyone knows it's butters * -那就是我! Everyone knows it's Butters!
那就是我! Well, that's me!
不 Linda 你不能现在突然说 No, Linda, because you can't now say
绑架犯是哥斯达黎加人 that the abductor was Costa Rican.
你得把谎说圆了! You have to learn to keep it straight!
我没办法说圆 I can't keep it straight
因为你一直往故事里添油加醋! when you keep inventing new parts to the story.
嘿 别忘了我是在帮你掩盖! Hey, don't forget that I'm covering for you!
别忘了是因为你撒谎才会这样的 Don't forget your lies started all this.
我的谎言或许是不诚实的 My lies may have been deceitful,
但你的谎言掩盖的是 but your lies cover up something much more horrible
我从没做过的可怕的事情 than anything I ever did.
结婚纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary!
别吵 Butters Not now, Butters.
那好吧 Oh, alright then.
Butters? Butters?
哦 Butters 难以置信 Oh, Butters. - Son, I don't believe it!
抱歉 I'm sorry.
车子掉进了湖里 The car just rolled into the lake
然后沿着河一路漂了下去 and then floated all the way down the river.
我的宝贝回来了 Oh, my baby's back!
我不会被禁足吧? I ain't grounded, am I?
不 不 Butters No, no, Butters.
儿子 我们... Oh, Son, we're--
我们需要你说一个善意的谎言 Oh, we're gonna need you to tell a little white lie
关于你去了哪里 好吗 about where you've been, though, alright?
撒谎? Lie?
是的 Oh, yes.
亲爱的 你一定要说 Darling, you're going to have to say
你不知道自己是怎么回家的 you don't know how you got home.
不 你要说一个波多黎各的男的 No, you have to say that a Puerto Rican man
把你开车送回来的 dropped you off.
谁会相信他会把他送回来? Oh, who's going to believe he would just drop him off?
别再鬼吼鬼叫了 Hey, you should stop your hollering.
今天是你的结婚纪念日 It's your anniversary.
是你编的故事 You're the one who made up the stuff
说什么波多黎各人 白痴 about the Puerto Rican, idiot!
别吵了 老爸老妈 Stop it, Mom and Dad.
你是没办法用一个形容 Well, you're the one that couldn't back it up
来支持这个谎言的 蠢货 with a description, stupid!
现在 该死的 你给我听着 Now, gosh darn it, you listen here!
我再也受不了这些无害的谎言 和善意的小谎言了 Now, I am sick of these harmless lies and little white lies.
你可以把铲子说成是冰激凌机 You know, you can call a shovel an ice cream machine,
但它还是铲子 老爸老妈 but it's still a shovel, Mom and Dad.
你可以随便定义谎言 And you can call a lie whatever you want
但它还是令人讨厌的谎言 but it's still a no-good, stinkin' lie.
当你开始用谎言掩盖谎言 And when you start covering up one lie with another lie,
那才是真正遇到麻烦的时候 why, that's when you get into real trouble.
我受够你们了 Boy, I--I've just about had it up to here with you two.
Butters... Butters...
你真是太棒了 You're as right as rain.
的确是 You sure are.
我不会因为对你们大吼大叫被骂吧 I ain't in trouble for hollering at you, am I?
不 Butters 你是世上最好的儿子 No, Butters, you're the best son in the whole world,
真高兴你还活着 and I am so happy you're alive.
我也很高兴你还活着 Well, I'm happy you're alive too, Mom.
我们能去Bennigan's了吗 So now can we go to Bennigan's?
可以 儿子 You bet, son.
不过老爸老妈有一件事要先做 But Mommy and Daddy have something they have to do first.
我们要发表声明 We have an announcement to make.
我们的儿子回来了 Our son has been returned to us.
太好了 Oh, alright!
Butters失踪过吗 Butters was missing?
但是 我们要说的不止这个 But that isn't all we have to say.
我们今晚上了重要的一课 You see, we learned a very important lesson tonight,
是我们年轻聪明的儿子教会我们的 and it took the smarts of our young son to show us.
没错 Yeah!
我们学会了欺骗是不对的 We've learned that deception is wrong
纠正错误的唯一办法 and that the only thing to ever make it right again
就是坦白交待 is to come clean.
没错 Yeah!
近几个月来 我瞒着我妻子 You see, I've been deceiving my wife for several months.
去看同性恋电影和洗浴中心 I was going to gay movie and bath houses
和不同的陌生男人性交 and having sex with random men who were complete strangers.
没... 等等 什么? Yeah-- wait, what?
Ha-ho!
当我发现后 我发狂了 And when I found out I went crazy.
我发狂了 开车把儿子送进湖里 想杀死他 I went crazy and I drove my son into the lake to kill him.
呃 杀...杀了我? 天啊 Uh, kill me? Jesus Christ!
天啊 伙计 Damn, dude.
你们瞧 根本没有什么波多黎各人 So you see, there was no "some Puerto Rican guy."
不存在这个人 He doesn't exist.
我们要郑重地道歉 And so the people we owe the biggest apology to
向Ramseys夫妇 国会议员Condit和O.J. are the Ramseys, Congressman Condit, and O.J.
我们给了你们虚假的希望 We gave you false hope
让你们以为能找到 伤害了你们所爱的人的凶手 for finding the person who hurt those close to you,
对不起 and we're sorry.
现在我们很高兴 不用生活在秘密之中 Now we're just happy we won't have to live a life of secrets.
我知道 尽管有些人支持了我们 For I knew that even though some of you supported us,
有些人其实看着我 心中在想 some others were looking at me and thinking,
"你这个骗子 你这个骗子 "you're a liar! "You're a liar!"
"你有什么没有告诉我们 "You know something that you're not telling us,
你这个假惺惺的卑鄙小人 骗子!" you slimy scumbag liar!"
人们会这么对我说 You know, that's what people would say to me.
在超市里看到我的妻子时 And then people would see my wife in the supermarket,
他们会说"你好" 但其实在想 and they would say, "hello," but they'd be thinking,
"啊 这就是那个...杀人犯! "ah, there goes that murderer!
"你侥幸逃过了谋杀罪 "You got away with murder,
你这个杀人不眨眼的 人渣 骗子!" you murdering, lying waste of life!"
至于对我 人们可能会说 And to me, people might say things like,
"骗子 "liar!"
告诉我们你知道什么 你这个该死的骗子!" "Tell us what you know, you Goddamn liar!"
对我们两个人 And so to both of us,
来到镇上的人们都会说 people all over town would be saying things like,
"你们非常清楚你们的孩子怎么了 "you know goddamn well what happened to your kid,
"别再装成受害者了 "so stop acting like victims
"坦白吧 你们这两个杀人犯! "and confess, you murdering murderers!"
坦白吧 骗子 坦白吧!" "Confess, liar, confess!"
人们会这么对我们说 You know, and that's what people would be saying to us.
我们必须出面告诉大家真相 And, so, we just had to come forward and tell the truth.
很抱歉骗了大家 We're sorry we lied to you all.
以后绝不会再这样了 It won't happen again.
现在 请允许我们失陪 And now if you'll excuse us,
我们一家人要去Bennigan's吃饭了 this family has to get to Bennigan's.
太好了 Oh, alright!
哇 伙计 Wow, dude.
你爸是个变态 你妈想杀了你 Your dad's a perv and your mom tried to kill you.
是啊 Yeah.
你们肯定会在学校里嘲笑我的 Boy, you fellas sure are gonna rip on me in school now.
当然会了 We sure are.
真希望我不知道这些事 I really wish I didn't know that stuff.
我想我学会了 有时候撒谎是最好的选择 I guess I learned that sometimes lying can be for the best, yep.
等我在Bennigan's 吃着墨西哥蓝纹奶酪 Oh, well, when I have a chipotle blue cheese bacon burger
和培根汉堡时 at Bennigan's,
我就会忘了我爸是同性恋 I'll forget all about my dad being queer
和我妈曾经想杀了我 and my mom trying to kill me.
我就会没事的 I'm gonna be okay.
- 真的吗 - 不 我在撒谎 Really? - No, I'm lying.
出发吧 儿子 Let's go, Son.
来了 老爸 Coming, Dad!
* 大家都知道他就是Butters * Everyone knows it's Butters!
那就是我! Well, that's me!