-=风软FRM字幕组=- 翻译:lucy 校对:todaysun Tears
第5季第3集 一起来搞基 S05E03 Cripple Fight 双语合成 哦我的狒狒
* 欢迎来到南方公园 * ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
* 享受一段美好时光 * ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
* 友善的面容随处可见 * ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
* 我要到南方公园转一转 * ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
* 把烦恼丢天边 * ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
* 阡陌交通 秩序井然 * ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
* 邻里和睦 相亲相爱 * ♪ People spouting "howdy, neighbor" ♪
* 径直奔向南方公园 * ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
* 快活似神仙 * ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
* 大波妹子把手牵 咪咪大到我疯癫 * ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
* 快来南方公园 * ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
* 和好友谈笑风生 * ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
你们一定很激动吧: Well, you boys must be pretty excited--
童子军的第一个晚上 Your first night of scouts.
肯定很无趣 It's gonna suck; there's gonna be
都是些我们不认识的孩子 all these new kids there we don't know.
是的 Yeah.
那正是乐趣所在啊 Well, now, that's part of the fun.
是啊 Kenny的爸爸和我在童子军里呆过好几年呢 Yeah, both Kenny's dad and I were in scouts for years.
Cartman 你爸爸也当过童子军么? Was your dad in scouts, Cartman?
哦 对了 你没爸爸 Oh, yeah, you don't have a dad.
一点也不好笑 天哪 That's not funny! Jesus Christ!
童子军的第一个晚上 你激动么 Timmy Are you excited for your first night of scouts, Timmy?
耶 Timmy Yeah, Timmy!
耶 他很激动 Yeah, he's excited.
- 嘿 伙计们 -嘿 Butters -Hey, fellas. -Hey, Butters.
看到你们我真开心 Boy, am I glad to see you guys.
这有很多其它学校的孩子 There's lots of kids here from other schools.
我一个也不认识 I don't know anybody.
好吧 孩子们 我们去酒吧了 All right, boys, we're gonna head to the bar.
九点来接你们 We'll be back to pick you up at 9:00.
你们一定要服从童子军团长 You boys just make sure to obey the scout leader, now.
一切由他说了算 He's the man in charge.
好啊 童子军们 Hello, scouts!
嘿 是大基佬Al Hey, it's Big Gay Al.
你好 Stanley Hello, Stanley.
很高兴见到你以及 I was happy to see you and your
各位童子军小朋友哦 little friends' names on the list.
Timmy Timmy!
童子军的新团长是你? You're the new scout leader?
我刚调来 I just got transferred in.
人都到齐了 我们可以开始了 I think everyone's here now, so we can get started.
来吧 童子军们 我们有事要干呢 Come on, scouts. We've got work to do.
- 好哎 - 再见 爸爸 - Hooray! - See you, Dad.
嘿 你们打算整晚都站那吗? Hey, are you parents gonna stand there all night?
这个会议只限童子军 你们这俩笨鹅 This meeting is for scouts only, you silly gooses.
会议开始之前 童子军们 Now, before we get started, scouts,
我想向你们介绍 I want to introduce you
一个特别的人 to someone very special here tonight.
他是一位勇敢的残疾小男孩 He's a brave little boy with disabilities
他的到场 证明了人人都能加入童子军 who proves just by being here that scouts are for everyone!
Timmy Timmy!
让我们热烈欢迎 So let's all all give a big round of applause
小Jimmy to little Jimmy.
大家好 Well, hello, everyone.
Ji-Jimmy? J-Jimmy?
我不是说童子军新团长是坏人 Look, I'm not saying the new scout leader's a bad person.
我只是认为他不适合做童子军团长 I just don't think he should be a scout leader.
他靠自己的能力取得了团长位置 Well, he got to where he is by being a good scout.
或许我们应该让他做 Maybe we should just leave him alone.
他有多同志 Well, how gay is he?
他非常 非常同志 He's really, really gay.
那样的话 我也不想让我儿子在那了 Well, then I don't want my boy there, either.
就算他是同性恋 那又如何 So he's a homosexual. So what?
我也不反对同性恋 Randy I have nothing against homosexuals either, Randy,
但是下周孩子们要去露营了 but the big camping trip is next week.
你真不介意这家伙和我们的孩子 Are you saying you're fine with this guy camping overnight
一起过夜 alone with our boys?
你知道 孩子们会模仿大人 You know, boys emulate authority figures.
就算他们不会变成同性恋 Even if it doesn't turn them gay,
他们的说话和动作也会变得 they can end up all talking all femme
女里女气的 and prancing around like girls.
呃 真荒谬 Ah, that's ridiculous.
各位 各位 听我说 People, people! Please!
别忘了同性恋只是一种性取向 You're forgetting that homosexuality is a choice.
你们很多人都知道 我 有段时间也是同性恋 As many of you know, I myself went through a homosexual phase.
但是圣光指引我转变 But the light of Christ showed me how to change.
给我两小时 Just give me two hours with this man,
我就能把他扳直 and I can convert him back.
当时你也是这么说Peterson的 That's what you said about Peterson,
结果你却和他上床了 and then you ended up having sex with him.
是啊 - That's right. - You did.
香蕉坚果松饼就是这样做的 And so that's how to make banana nut muffins.
接下来是特别节目 And now, as a very special treat,
我们的特殊朋友 Jimmy our very special friend Jimmy
要给我们表演他最拿手的节目 is going to do what he loves most:
单口相声 Motivational stand-up comedy.
掌声欢迎 Let's give him a big hand.
哇 观众好多哦 Wow, what a great audience.
你们可能会怀疑 Well, just in case you were wondering,
我是不是真的有残疾 I do have a disability:
我对自己生下来就是这样感到很满足 真的 I am totally happy with the way I was born, very much.
我去过很多州 向孩子们说 I travel to different states and talk to kids
他们应该为自己骄傲 about being proud of what they are.
我妈妈说上帝为每人都准备一个计划 My mom says God has a p-plan for everyone.
我想我的是后备计划 I guess I was plan "B."
你们喜欢模-模仿秀吗 You guys like impersonations?
Timmy Timmy.
学Jimmy Stewart怎么样 How about Jimmy Stewart?
圣诞快乐 电影院 "Merry Christmas, movie house."
接下来是John Travolta And John Travolta --
哦 天呐 Mr. Kotter "Oh, my God, Mr. Kotter.
Mr. Kotter 哦 天呐 Mr. Kotter Mr. Kotter, oh, my God. Mr. Kotter."
Jimmy真搞笑啊 Jimmy's funny, dude.
是啊 Yeah, well,
他是全世界最酷的残疾孩子 he's the coolest kid with disabilities in the world.
哼 Hmph!
呃 Kenny 九点了 Uh, Kenny, it's 9:00.
走吧 Stanley Come on, Stanley.
时间到了 孩子们 Oops, guess we're out of time, kids.
记住 明天你们要在你们家附近 Now, remember, tomorrow you all have bake sales
卖点心筹钱哦 in your respective neighborhoods to raise money.
我们下周二见 We'll meet back here next Tuesday
到时候比一比谁筹的钱多 好运哦！ and see who raised the most.
嘿！我有个好主意 - Good luck! - Hey, I've got a great idea.
我们问问Jimmy想不想 Why don't we see if Jimmy wants
加入我们的童子军俱乐部吧 to come be in our scout club?
- 嘿 好主意 - Timmy Timmy -Hey, yeah. - Timmy, Timmy.
嘿 Jimmy 你愿意明天和我们一起 Hey, Jimmy, you want to come join our bake sale
卖点心么 in South Park tomorrow?
当然 那太好了 谢谢伙计们 Jeez, sure, that'd be great. Thanks, fellas.
走吧 Stan Come on, Stan.
再见大基佬Al 我们在这玩的很开心 Bye, Big Gay Al. We had a great time.
-是啊 再见 -再见 Jimmy - Yeah, thanks. - Bye, Jimmy!
明天义卖会上见 伙计们 See you tomorrow at the bake sale, fellas.
- 你说的没错 爸爸 You were right, Dad.
-童子军里太好玩了 - 是的 -Scouts is awesome. - Yeah!
我们讲鬼故事 We told ghost stories and learned
还在玻璃瓶里造暴风 how to make a tornado in a glass bottle.
为了义卖 我们还学会了 Yeah, we learned how to make cakes and muffins
如何做蛋糕和饼干 for our bake sale.
最棒的是 我们认识了一个叫Jimmy的孩子 And best of all, we met this kid named Jimmy.
他虽然残废了 但是他仍旧乐观 He's disabled but he doesn't let it ruin his life.
-他真棒 -啊! -He's awesome! - Aah!
我们要利用他 Yeah, we're gonna use him
在义卖会上帮我们筹钱 to help raise money at our bake sale.
Cartman不要说"利用他" 你个大笨鹅 Cartman, don't say "use him", you big silly goose.
Ah!
你刚才说什么?! What did you say?
我刚 叫Cartman的外号 I just called Cartman a name.
他是只 是只大笨鹅 He's a silly goose.
阿哈! Uh-huh.
不许说"大笨鹅" You do not say "big silly goose"!
你要像正常孩子一样叫他混蛋 You call him an asshole like a normal kid.
但是爸爸 我只是想... But, dad, I was just trying to--
Stanley 马上叫你朋友混蛋 Stanley, you call your friend
混蛋 这才正常 an asshole this instant!
混蛋？ Asshole?
好多了 That's better.
别叫我混蛋 你个狗娘养的 Don't call me asshole, you son of a bitch.
呃 喂? Uh, hello?
我们是童子军69分队 在这举办点心义卖 We're having a bake sale to raise money
请帮帮我们吧 for scout troop number six-nine.
接下来 请大家欣赏一个小节目 Uh, please stop by and give us a hand.
欢迎我们的新好友 And now, for your entertainment --
单口相声大师Jimmy our new best friend, stand-up comic Jimmy!
哇 好多观众哦 Wow, what a great audience.
我刚飞来南方公园 把我的拐杖累得不轻 I just flew into South Park. Boy, are my crutches tired.
多么棒的观众哦! What a terrific audience.
有时候有人会问我 You know, people sometimes ask me,
你对上帝创造了残疾人感到生气么? "Are you angry at God for making disabled people?"
我答道:不 我觉得有了布什总统以后 世界变得更美好了 I say, "no, I think the world is better with President Bush."
多勇敢的小男孩啊 What a brave little boy.
他用喜剧克服了自身的缺陷 He's able to use comedy to overcome his handicap.
我喜欢他 I love him!
Timmy Timmy.
我在南方公园的确遇到 Well, I sure have met
许多有趣的人 a lot of interesting people here in South Park.
比如那个叫Eric Cartman的孩子 How about that Eric Cartman kid, huh?
该死的 不 Kitty 那是我的泥团 "God damn it. No, kitty, that's my pot pie!
该死的 该死的 God damn it! God damn it!"
我才不是那样呢 -Heh, heh. - I don't sound like that.
还有那个学校里的辅导员 And how about that school counselor?
毒品有害 毒品有害 好吗 "Drugs are bad. Drugs are bad, okay?
毒品有害 毒品有害 好吗 Drugs are bad, okay? Okay?"
哇 观众好多哦 Wow, what a great audience.
Mr.Hat 安静 Mr.Hat "Mr. Hat, be quiet, Mr. Hat.
大家好 孩子们 Mr.Hat "Mr.--hello, there, children, Mr. Hat.
大家好 Mr.Hat "Hello, Mr. Hat.
我在做牛肉饼 "I'm making salisbury steak for lunch--
午餐是牛肉饼 salisbury steak for lunch."
该死的 该死的 "God damn it! God damn it!"
接下来是我最喜欢的 And of course, my very favorite...
Timmy Timmy "Timmy! Timmy!
我生活在谎言之中 我生活在谎言之中 Timmy I'm living a lie. I'm living a lie, Timmy!"
Timmy 我生活在谎言之中 "Timmy, I'm living a lie.
啊 Timmy Ah, Timmy!"
有时候: 拜托 Timmy 学个新词吧 Sometimes it's like, "please, Timmy, learn a new word."
Timmy Timmy "Timmy! Timmy!"
哇 好像每次表演 Wow, it looks like when it comes to comedy,
我都会收到 蛋... I really take the c-c...
我都会收到 蛋... I really take the ca...
我都会收到 蛋...蛋糕 I really take the ca-cake.
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!
Timmy Timmy!
就这样吧 Well, this is it.
我们收到太多家长 We've simply gotten too many complaints
对他的投诉了 from concerned parents about him.
恐怕我们没得选择了 I'm afraid we don't have a choice.
嗨 伙计们 Hiya, fellas!
你今天好吗? 童子军 How are you today, scout?
好得不得了哦 多谢关心 I'm super. Thanks for asking.
孩子们都去义卖会了 The troops are off having bake sales,
我很高兴地报告 我们已经筹到了 and I'm pleased to report that we have already raised
600多元的活动经费 over $600 for the event.
Yippee!
呃 大基佬Al Uh, Big Gay Al,
最近我们注意到 你是...同性恋 It has recently come to our attention that you are...gay.
别吞吞吐吐的了 Well, stop the presses.
是你们自己搞明白的吗 猪头 You figure that out all by yourself, silly buns?
是的 你真不幸 Yes, well, unfortunately for you,
童子军有条规定说出柜的同志 the scouts have a policy that openly gay men
不再是童子军 cannot belong.
我们没得选择 Al先生 We are left with no options, Mr. Al.
你被开除出童子军了 I'm afraid you are hereby... out of scouts.
我被...开除了? Out of scouts?
很抱歉 基佬Al先生 We're sorry, Mr. Gay Al.
但是我九岁就进入童子军了 But I've been in scouts since I was nine.
这可是我生命中最绚烂的部分 It's a huge part of my life.
呃 你要明白童子军是个私人俱乐部 You must understand that scouts is a private club,
遵守某种信条的俱乐部 a club that follows certain beliefs,
其中一条是:同性恋不道德 and one of those beliefs is that homosexuality is immoral.
我明白了... I see.
并非针对你个人 It's nothing against you personally.
如果我保证再不当同性恋了呢 What if I promise not to be gay anymore?
拉钩钩哦 Pinkie swear!
我们想你最好快点 离开 We think it's best you just move on.
好的 离开 Right. Move on.
哦 嘿 Timmy Oh, hey, Timmy.
我非常高兴你打电话给我 I'm glad you called, very much.
我觉察到最近你对我有些敌意 I've been detecting some animosity towards me lately,
我希望咱俩能化干戈为玉帛 and I was hoping we could bury the hatchet.
Timmy Timmy.
那是什么 What's that?
A-libba-la, Timmy.
礼物 你送给我礼物 A present? You got me a present?
Timmy Timmy!
呀 你不必这样的 Gee, you didn't have to do that.
我的意思是 我明白你为什么嫉妒我的才能 I mean, I understand why you'd be jealous of my talents.
如果你努力 或许你就会 If you work at it, maybe you could be
变得和我一样出色 as handi-capable as I am, huh?
哇 一件大衣 Wow, a parka.
你太客气了 Tim-Tim You didn't have to do that, Tim-Tim.
Tim Timmy Tim, Timmy.
我来试试合不合身 Oh, sure. I'll see if it fits.
真暖和 多谢了 Tim-Tim This is very warm. Thanks a lot, Tim-Tim.
好了 再会 Well, I'll see you around.
Timmy Timmy!
他在那呢 杀了他 杀了他 There he is. Kill him! Kill him!
哦等等 那不是他 Oh, wait. That's not him.
再次感谢 Tim-Tim Thanks again, Tim-Tim!
Tim Timmy Tim, Timmy!
再见了 童子军们 Bye, scouts.
好了 好了 Mark 别弹了 Okay, okay, Mark. Stop playing now.
嘿 别冲我嚷 Hey, don't yell at me.
你叫我来弹伤感的曲子 You asked me to come over and play sad songs
为你送行的 你还冲我乱嚷 for you to pack to, and then you yell at me.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
我已经都整理好东西了 But now I've packed everything away, so just--
来点激昂的曲子 well, play something uplifting like--
像"我要放下一切 "I'm gonna put all this behind me
重新开始"之类的 and make it okay" music.
哦 我不要她 给你吧 ♪ Oh, I don't want her, you can have her ♪
我不喜欢肥婆 ♪ She's too fat for me ♪
哦 老天 Mark Oh, Jesus, Mark.
家长们 这是新来的童子军团长 Grazier先生 Parents, this is the new scout leader, Mr. Grazier.
由他代替大基佬AI He will be taking over for the homosexual.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
你是Marsh 对吗 我们好像认识 Marsh, right? We actually kind of know each other.
你妻子和我妻子是朋友 Your wife and mine are friends.
你妻子 呃? Your wife, huh?
Carol是 Carol is is the head
女童子军的头头 of a girls' Mountain Scouts troop.
我们要去酒吧了 九点回来 Well, I guess we're off to the bar until 9:00, then.
不醉不归? Gonna go pound some brews, huh?
所以我对他说 "嘿 我是残疾 And so I says to him, "hey, I may be handicapped,
但我没...聋" but I'm not deaf."
哇 多么棒的观众哦 Wow, what a terrific audience.
下一个笑话 我需要从观众中 Well, for my next joke, I'm gonna need a volunteer
选一名自愿者 from the audience, very much.
-你怎么样 Timmy -Timmy - How about you, Timmy? - Timmy.
没错 快上台来 Tim-Tim Sure, come on up here, Tim-Tim.
Timmy 女士们先生们 Timmy, Ladies and Gentlemen.
给他点掌声吧 谢谢 Let's all give him a hand, very much.
经过慎重考虑 再给他一双腿 Come to think of it, give him a pair of legs, too.
给 Timmy 戴上这顶傻帽子 Here, Timmy. Put on this silly hat.
就一会儿 Timmy Just for a second, Timmy.
别扫大家的兴 Timmy Don't be a jerk, Timmy.
嘿 别推我 Hey, don't push me!
Timmy Timmy!
残疾人打架啦! Cripple fight!
够了 童子军们 That is enough, scouts!
坐到位子上去 Take your seats!
啊! Aww!
好吧 童子军们 All right, scouts.
我是你们的新团长 Mr.Grazier I am your new scout master, Mr. Grazier.
我们要一起成为科罗拉多最棒的 Together, we are going to become the best, the sleekest,
最强健的 最有纪律的童子军 the most well-polished scout troop in all of Colorado.
行不行 Isn't that right?
我问你们问题的时候 When I ask you a question,
你们要回答:是的 团长 you will answer, "yes, scout master."
听清楚了么 Do I make myself clear?
是的 团长 Yes, scout master.
很好 Good.
今晚的第一项活动是… Now, the first activity for this evening will be...
拍裸照 Naked pictures.
我要给你们每个人拍一张裸照 I'm going to take some pictures of each of you naked
以备后用 in case we need them for later.
啊 啊 Aww.
哦 怎么了?! Oh, what is this?
我最讨厌听这种牢骚: If there's one thing I hate, it's a whiny platoon.
"我们不想做俯卧撑" "We don't want to do push-ups!
"我们不想早起" "We don't want to get up early!
"我们不想让你给我们拍裸照" We don't want to have you take naked pictures of us!"
伙计 这家伙真恶心 Man, this guy sucks.
现在集合 脱衣服 童子军们 Now, fall in and strip down, scouts!
好了 童子军们 All right, scouts.
今天的会议的最后 We're gonna end this meeting
是手偶表演 With a little puppet show.
这是一位小童子军 Here's a little scout.
他总是穿戴整齐 时刻准备着 He's always prepared. He's always ready.
这位小童子军告诉他的父母 Now, here's the little scout telling his parents
Mr.Grazier给他拍了裸照 that Mr. Grazier took naked pictures of him.
会发生什么呢 Look what happens.
"哦 不 哦 哦！" Oh, no! Oh, oh!
哦 Ohh!
看清楚了么 童子军们? Do I make myself clear, scouts?
是的 团长 Yes, scout master!
你们好 各位家长 Oh, hello, parents.
好了 今晚到此结束 童子军们 All right, that's all the time we have for tonight, scouts.
我们玩得很开心 是不是啊? We sure had a great time, didn't we?
是的 团长 Yes, sir, scout master!
哇 你把那些孩子训练得很不错 Wow, you sure whipped those kids into shape.
是的 他们现在才像男子汉 Yeah, now they're acting like men.
你知道我怎么说孩子的吗: Well, you know what I say about kids:
他们内心很娇嫩 they're all pink on the inside.
你说的对 You bet. - I heard that.
再见 Mr.Grazier See you, Mr. Grazier.
滚开 我已经死了 Go away. I'm dead.
哦 他在这儿 Oh, well, here he is.
大基佬AI 你在干嘛 Big Gay Al, what are you doing?
是啊!把你大屁股抬起来 Yeah, get your big gay ass off the couch
回来当我们的长官 and come be our scout master again!
我不能 孩子们 I can't, kids.
我被踢出童子军了 I've been kicked out of scouts.
踢出来了 哦 不 Kicked out? Oh, no.
但你必须回来 我们讨厌新团长 But you have to come back. We hate our new scout leader.
真的吗 为什么 Really? Why?
不能说 We can't tell you.
为什么 Why not?
哦 不 不 哦 不不 不不 Oh, no, no! Oh, no, no! Oh, no, no!
求求你 大基佬Al 我们不想 Please, Big Gay Al, We don't want
下周和那家伙一起露营 to go on a camp trip with this guy next week.
孩子们 我无能为力 Boys, there's nothing I can do.
童子军不允许同性恋加入 The scouts don't allow homosexuals.
我们得搞定它 Well, then that settles it.
伙计们 我们要做的是 Fellas, what we're gonna have to do
改变童子军的规定 is try to ch-change the scouts' rules, very much.
-我们要什么 -童子军接受同性恋 - What do we want? - Gays in scouts!
- 我们什么时候要? - Timmy -When do we want it? - Timmy!
- 我们要什么 - 童子军接受同性恋 - What do we want? - Gays in scouts!
-我们什么时候要 -Timmy -When do we want it? - Timmy!
哦 不 Oh, no.
- 我们要什么 - 童子军接受同性恋 - What do we want? - Gays in scouts!
-我们什么时候要 -Timmy -When do we want it? - Timmy!
好了 这里应该是 Alright, this looks like the perfect place
获得签名的最佳地点 to get some signatures.
小狗狗 卖小狗狗 Puppies. Puppies for sale.
走开 小姑娘 Beat it, toots.
我们有反歧视的活要干 We got discrimination work to do.
好吧 把牌子竖起来 Alright, let's set up.
你好 我们在这里收集签名 Hi, we're here to collect signatures
要求童子军接受同性恋 in support to force the scouts to accept gays.
你好 童子军接受同性恋 Uh, hello? Gays in scouts?
该死的 God damn it.
嘿 为什么不让Jimmy Hey! Why don't we have Jimmy
来段单口相声 do some stand-up comedy?
就像在义卖会上一样 Like at our bake sale, very much?
好主意 That's a great idea.
注意了 女士们 先生们 Attention, Ladies and Gentlemen--
请欣赏 单口相声 jimmy! now for your entertainment, stand-up comic Jimmy!
哇 真多观众呢 Wow, what a great audience.
我的首个笑话需要一名自愿者 For my first joke, I'm gonna need a volunteer.
快上台来 Tim-Tim Come on up here, Tim-Tim.
Timmy 你要按我说的做 Timmy, when I tell you to do something, you do it.
Timmy Timmy!
Timmy 别让我揍你! Timmy, don't make me kick your ass.
-Timmy -戴上帽子 -Timmy! - Put on your hat!
-Timmy -戴 戴上 -Timmy! - P-put it on!
伙计 好像要坏事了 Dude, this looks like it could get ugly.
Timmy. Timmy. Timmy. Timmy.
今年不行 Not this year.
Timmy. Timmy. Timmy, Timmy.
残疾人打架啦! Cripple fight!
来吧..来啊 Come on. Come on!
Timmy Timmy.
残疾人打架啦! Cripple fight!
顾客们请注意 Attention, shoppers--
今天商店外面有两个残疾人打架 Outside today, we have cripple fight.
残疾人在店外打架 Cripple fight outside.
天哪伙计 Jesus Christ, dude.
哦 我的天哪 Oh my God!
就让他们一决高下吧 Susan Just let 'em have it out, Susan.
他们很快就会没劲的 They'll run out of steam soon.
你...好 Timmy Hel-lo, Timmy.
你...好 Timmy Hel-lo, Timmy!
-Timmy -不 -Timmy! - No!
Timmy？ Timmy?
Timmy… Timmy...
我告诉你戴上帽子!! I told you, put on the hat!
你个混蛋 You dirty motherfucker.
出什么事了 What's going on?
好像是同性恋游行 Some kind of gay pride rally.
Timmy Timmy!
Tom 我现在"亨利超市"的外面 Tom, I'm standing out front of Henry's Supermarket,
有5位勇敢的小男孩在这里举行集会 where five brave little boys are holding a rally
他们要求童子军接纳同性恋 to support gays in scouting.
这次集会引起了很大关注 The rally is drawing so much attention
全国人民都在 that people from all over the country
关注媒体报道 are taking media notice.
那些孩子让我看到了希望 Those boys have shown me the light.
呃 童子军竟然是一个充满憎恨的团体 I never knew the Mountain Scouts was a hate group.
这件事唤醒了美国人 This is a wake-up call to America.
我们不能再对同性恋置之不理 We cannot turn our backs on gays anymore.
哦 天啊 他们要成功了 Oh, God, they're actually pulling it off.
这次集会也引起了 The rally has also caught the attention
老童子军的关注 比如:史蒂芬 斯皮尔伯格 of old scouts members like Steven Spielberg,
电影"Always" 和 "1941"的导演 director of such films as Always and 1 94 1.
我向男孩们和他们的勇气致敬 I salute those boys and their courage.
我要断绝对童子军的资助 I am hereby cutting all my funding to the scouts.
集会也吸引了 The rally has also caught the attention
高级律师Gloria Allred的注意 of high-power lawyer Gloria Allred.
真是可耻啊 It is a disgrace that these homophobes
这些恐同者竟然有歧视的权利 are allowed to discriminate!
我要亲自办这件案子 I am taking this case on personally!
有了这些支持 Tom With this kind of support, Tom,
那些孩肯定会为同性恋争得胜利 these boys are sure to have a victory for gays.
回到转播室 Back to you.
谢谢你 Chris Thanks, Chris.
另一条消息 联邦调查局最终逮捕了 In other news, the FBI has finally caught
名叫滑拳先生的恋童癖罪犯 the child molester known as Mr. Slippy Fist.
这位变态的恋童癖 The sick child molester was found
被发现藏有小男孩的裸体照 with disturbing, graphic photos of young boys naked,
请看 which we will show you now.
这是一张 这是另一张 "Here's one. And here's another.
-Eddie？ -哦 我的天哪 -Eddie? - Oh, my God.
再看看这张 这个狗娘养的变态 "Here, look at this one. Sick son of a bitch.
这还有一张 There's one right here."
啊! Oh, yeah!
Timmy Timmy!
好啦 孩子们 别打了 All right, boys. Break it up.
全体起立 All rise.
在大基佬Al起诉美国山地童子军一案中 In the case of Big Gay Al vs. Mountain Scouts of America,
经过充分的辩论 due to the overwhelming show of support,
法庭裁决童子军必须允许 it is the ruling of this court that the scouts must allow
大基佬Al和所有的同性恋加入他们的俱乐部 Big Gay Al and all gays into their club.
太棒了 Alright!
我们都得到了一个教训 Well, we've all learned an important lesson,
即便某人是同性恋 That just because somebody's gay
也并不意味着他会骚扰儿童 doesn't mean they're gonna molest children.
直男也可能做坏事 Straight people do that, too.
还有 童子军的领导 And furthermore, the scout elders
要被上枷三天 will be put into stocks for three days
让他们也体会一下被排斥的感觉 so they can see how it feels to be outcasts.
我们成功了 我们成功了 We did it! We did it!
我成功了 我成功了 哈 哈 I did it! I did it! Ha-ha!
今天对民主来说是重大的一天 Today is a great day for democracy.
我们揭露了童子军 The scouts have been exposed
迫害同性恋的真面目 for the vile gay bashers they are!
一切都归功于我！ And we owe it all to me,
以及这6位勇敢的小男孩 and these six brave little boys.
这5位勇敢的小男孩 Five brave little boys.
接下来 欢迎大基佬Al回归童子军 And now, here to take his official oath
发表就职宣言 back into scouts,is Big Gay Al.
非常感谢各位 Thank you all very much.
但我不想这样 But I don't want this.
-什么 他说什么 -呃？ -What'd he say? - Huh?
我很感激孩子们做的一切 Look, I appreciate what you kids did.
真的 I really do.
但这不是我想要的 But this isn't what I wanted.
我为自己是同性恋而自豪 I'm proud to be gay.
同时我也为身在一个 And I'm proud to be in a country
能自由地表达自我的国家而自豪 where I'm free to express myself.
但是自由是一条双行道 But freedom is a two-way street.
如果我能自由地表达自我 If I'm free to express myself,
童子军领导们也可以 then the scouts have to be free to express themselves, too.
我了解这些人 I know these men.
他们都是好人 都很善良 They are good men. They are kind men.
他们做了他们认为对孩子们最好的事情 They do what they think is best for kids.
不管我们认为他们有多错误 No matter how wrong we think they might be,
强迫他们接受我们的想法是不对的 it isn't right for us to force them to think our way.
我们要靠说服 并帮助他们认识真理 It's up to us to persuade and help them see the light,
而非逼迫他们 not extort them to.
请别断绝对童子军的资助 Please, don't cut the scouts' funding.
童子军帮助了许许多多的孩子 The scouts help and have always helped a lot of kids.
这就是我爱它的原因 That's why I love them.
我会继续劝说他们改变想法 I will continue to persuade them to change their minds,
但是目前的做法是错误的 but this is the wrong way to do it.
所以我要撤诉 So I am hereby dropping my case
并允许童子军行使 and allowing the scouts their right
禁止同性恋加入他们私人俱乐部的权利 to not allow gays into their private club.
哦... Uh...
-万岁 - 万岁 -Hooray! - Hooray!
等一下 我们做的对么 So wait. Did we do good?
是啊 我想是的 Yeah, I think so.
是的 我们真厉害 Yeah, we kick ass.
来吧 孩子们 我们去吃冰激淋 Come on, kids. Let's go get some ice cream.
你不能这么做 你个恐同者 You can't do this! You homophobe!
好了 Timmy 我想我们 Well, Timmy, I guess we learned
也得到一个重要教训 an important lesson too, very much.
童子军里 There is room for more than one
容得下两个残疾人 handi-capable person in scouts.
Timmy Timmy.
很高兴我们现在成好朋友了 I'm glad we're best friends now.
-童子军里见 -Timmy -See you at scouts. - Timmy.
Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy ♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
Timmy Timmy Timmy ♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy ♪ Timmy, Timmy,Timmy, Timmy ♪
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy,Timmy, Timmy ♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy,Timmy, Timmy ♪
啊 Ahh!
伙计 Timmy 快点 Dude, Timmy, come on.
我们要迟到了 We're gonna be late for scouts.
好的 孩子们 我是你们的新团长 Alright, boys. I am your new scout leader.
一切都会好的 Everything is going to be just fine.
再不会有裸照了 No naked pictures.
啊 Timmy Uh, Timmy?
是的 Timmy Yes, Timmy?
哦 天啊 Oh, dear.
- Jimmy - 有 -Jimmy? - Yes?
你知道我们的政策 You know our policy.
你被开除出童子军了 I'm afraid you're out of scouts.
我被开除了? Out of scouts?
Timmy Timmy.
什么 What?
嘿 等一下 这太疯狂了 Hey, wait a minute. this is crazy.
你们不能这么做 You can't do this.
哇 没想到Jimmy是同性恋 Wow, I never knew Jimmy was gay.
我也没想到 Me, neither.
不 不 No! No!
Timmy Timmy!