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南方公园 第5季第2集 阴毛的故事 S05E01 Scott Tenorman Must Die 双语合成 哦我的狒狒
* 欢迎来到南方公园 * ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
* 享受一段美好时光 * ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
* 友善的面容随处可见 * ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
* 我要到南方公园转一转 * ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
* 把烦恼丢天边 * ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
* 阡陌交通 秩序井然 * ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
* 邻里和睦 相亲相爱 * ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
* 径直奔向南方公园 * ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
* 快活似神仙 * ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
* 大波妹子把手牵 咪咪大到我疯癫 * ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
* 快来南方公园 * ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
* 和好友谈笑风生 * ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
Do do do doo ♪ Do do do doo ♪
Da da da da daa ya da da daa ♪ Da da da da daa ya da da daa ♪
Do do doo da da daa ♪ Do do doo da da daa ♪
嘿 嘿 一切可好 伙计们 ♪ Hey-de hey-de how's it going, guys ♪
你他妈的咋那么开心 死胖子 What the hell you so happy about, fat ass?
哦 没事 没什么了不起的 真的 Oh, nothing, no big deal, really.
真没什么事 What's no big deal?
伙计们 咱们几个人中 我最先 Well, guys, it seems that I am the first one of us
成熟 to reach manhood after all.
你他妈的在说什么呢 What the hell are you talking about?
不像你们这些小屁孩 Well, because unlike you guys,
我有阴毛了 I just got my first pubes.
Ya da da da ya da da dee ♪ Ya da da da ya da da dee ♪
- 你有阴毛了 - 阴毛是什么 -You got pubes?- What's pubes?
阴毛 他说他有了鸡鸡毛 Pubic hair. He's saying he got his first pubic hair.
- 哦 - 瞎说 你没有 -Oh.-No, you didn't!
哦 我当然有 我成熟了 Oh, yes, I did. I'm becoming a man.
他说谎 He's lying.
- 你们要看看吗 - 滚 不看 -You wanna see 'em?- Hell, no!
给 看看 Here, check 'em out.
我们不想看 Cartman We don't wanna see them, Cartman!
这里 看到没 There, see?
你们喜欢吗 伙计们 How do you like them apples?
哈 Ha!
- 那些是什么 - 我的阴毛 -What are those?- My pubes.
-什么 -我从Scott Tenorman那里得到的 -What?- I got 'em from Scott Tenorman.
Scott Tenorman 那个九年级生？ Scott Tenorman-- the ninth grader?
对 这些阴毛他只要十块钱 Yep, he let me have 'em for just 10 bucks.
哈 哈 哈 Ha, ha, ha!
我比你们早有阴毛 ♪ I got pubes before you guys did ♪
我比你们早有阴毛 ♪ I got pubes before you guys ♪
哈哈哈哈 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
Cartman 你真他妈的白痴 你的头被驴踢了 Cartman, you are so goddamn stupid, it's unbelievable.
啊 哈 别妒忌 伙计们 Ah-ha, don't be jealous, guys.
这并不意味着我们不能一起玩了 This doesn't mean we can't still hang out.
只说明我比你们成熟的快而已 It just means that I matured faster than you.
你们会有阴毛的 伙计们 迟早的事 You'll get your pubes, guys, someday.
Cartman 傻瓜才买阴毛呢 阴毛是要靠自己长的 Cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself.
什么？ Wh-what?
你足够大的时候 When you get old enough,
你身上自然会长出阴毛来的 you grow your own pubic hair that's attached to you,
你这头驴 you fucking dumbass!
Nuh-uh. - Yeah-huh.
但是为什么Scott Tenorman But then why would Scott Tenorman
要把阴毛卖给我 sell me his pubes for $10?
因为 蠢驴 Because, retard,you're dumb enough
只有你这个笨蛋肯花10块钱买他的阴毛 to buy Scott Tenorman's pubes for $10.
你们的意思是这些阴毛一毛不值? You're telling me these pubes are worth nothing?
对的 Yeah.
我找那个狗娘养的算账去 I'm gonna get that son of a bitch.
...然后我告诉他 我说 And so I told him,I said,
"给 卖给你吧 只要10块钱" "Here, I'll sell you my pubes for only 10 bucks."
那个猪头竟然买了 And the stupid asshole buys them.
说曹操曹操就到 你想干吗? Speak of the devil.What do you want?
是这样 我要退掉这些阴毛 Uh, yes, I've come to return these pubes
我从你那买的 行吗 that I purchased, please.
呃 概不退货 Uh-uh,I don't take returns.
好吧 你看 Right, but you see,
我向你买这些阴毛的时候 我并不知道 I didn't realize when I bought these pubes from you
你货源那么充足 that you were full of shit,
所以你能把10美元退还给我吗 so you can either give me back my $10,
否则我要告诉我妈妈 or I can go tell my mom on you.
你真要告诉你妈妈你这个笨蛋买我阴毛的事? You would actually tell your mom
你真要告诉你妈妈你这个笨蛋买我阴毛的事? that you were stupid enough to pay for my pubes?
呃 我可不是吓大的 Uh-uh,I don't think so.
快把钱还给我 Just give me back my money.
概不退货 伙计 Buyer beware, dude.
还我的10美元 Scott Give me my $10, Scott.
嘿 我都说"不"了 Hey, I said no.
夹着你的尾巴滚开 Now, get your fat little butt out of here
别让我揍你 before I kick your head in.
你好 先生 我叫Kris Kristofferson Hello, sir, my name is Kris Kristofferson.
是美国会计学会的 I'm with the IRS.
我来收缴你拖欠的10美元关税退税 I'm here to collect $10 that you owe in back taxes.
你不是美国会计学会的 You're not from the IRS.
你把我的阴毛贴脸上了 You glued my pubes onto your face.
逃税的性质是非常恶劣的 先生 Tax evasion is a very serious offense, sir.
- 我建议你... - 好吧 好吧 I suggest that you--all right, all right.
我要买回我的阴毛 I'll trade you my pubes back for the money.
真的? 哦 太棒了! You will?Oh, cool!
- 你要多少钱? - 哦 10美元 -How much did I charge?-Oh, yeah, $10.
你换得开20的吗? You got change for a $20?
哦 呃... Oh, uh...
我只有6美元12美分 I only got $6.12.
哦 好吧 没关系 Oh, well, that's okay.
给 给我6美元就行了 Here, just give me the $6.
- 然后我给你20 - 好的 -And then I'll give you the $20. - Okay.
现在 把阴毛给我 我给你2美元 Now, give me the pubes, and I'll give you back $2.
- 好的 - 现在 给我12美分 - Right. Now, give me the 12ȼ.
我把你的零钱都给你 And I'll give you the rest of your change back.
太棒了 Cool.
然后你给我20元 我把阴毛给你 And then give me the $20, and I'll give you the pubes.
太好了! Sweet!
呃 啊 该死的! Uh--ah, God damn it!
那个混蛋 That asshole.
那个该死的臭混蛋 That big, smelly, ass-sniffing asshole.
我要报复他! I'm gonna get him!
Cartman 要听我的建议吗? Cartman, can I give you some advice?
- 什么?! - 还是算了吧 伙计 -What?- Just let it go, dude.
算你幸运 只损失了16.12美元而已 还是算了吧 You're only out $16.12. Count your losses and move on.
他粘上毛比猴都精 He's smarter than you.
他没有我精! He is not smarter than me!
他对我使了妖术 就那样 He just charmed me, that's all.
那个Scott Tenorman 是个巫师 He's a charmer, that Scott Tenorman,
终有一天他会栽在我手上 but I'll get him someday.
-一张 -一张 -One, please.- One, please.
一张 One, please.
一张票6美元 That'll be $6.
好的 这些阴毛值多少钱? Okay, and how much is that in pubes?
我们不收阴毛 We don't take pubes.
听着 我的钱和别人的没两样 你别... Listen, my money is as good as anybody's.
你不认可这些阴毛 Don't you...discriminate against my people
就是歧视我的人民 by not accepting these pubes.
我们不收阴毛 废话少说! We don't take pubes, end of story!
种族主义者! Racist!
Scott Scott! Scott, Scott!
Courtney Love正在南方公园! Courtney Love is in South Park!
她喝醉了酒 双腿大开 She's all drunk and spreading her legs
正在向大家卖弄风骚呢! and showing her "poonaner" to everybody!
你快去看看! 我替你看家 You gotta go check it out! I'll watch your house for you.
好的 我要回购这些阴毛 给你 Okay, I'll buy the pubes back. Here.
- 什么? - 16美元 拿着吧 -What?-$16, take it.
我再多给你5块 给 I'll even throw in an extra five.
把阴毛给我 Here. Give me back my pubes.
你怎么那么想要他们? Why do you want them back so much?
- 没什么 - 我不相信 -No reason. - I don't believe you.
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
在Fort Collins有阴毛集市 The pube fair in Fort Collins.
阴毛集市? Pube fair?
他们购价是一根阴毛5美元 They're paying five bucks a hair for pubes.
我现在出发 或许能赶上末班车呢 If I leave now, I can catch the last bus.
一根5美元? Five bucks a hair?
那岂不是发大财了! That's, like, a million dollars!
给 拿好你的钱 Here, take your money.
哈 哈 我不卖了Scott Ha, ha, I don't think so, Scott.
我要自己去Fort Collins I'm going to Fort Collins myself.
哦 你不能这样对我 不要! Oh, you can't do this to me.No!
哈 哈 后悔晚矣 一报还一报 Scott Ha, ha, sure right you are, Scott.
你还有良心吗? Have you no heart?
哈哈 真是一头蠢猪! Ha, ha, what a stupid asshole!
哈哈哈 Heh, heh, heh.
哈哈 百万美元! Ha, ha, hoo! $1 million!
喔! 啊! Whoo! Ah!
哈哈哈 Ha, ha, ha.
哈 Heh.
- 呃 抱歉 先生 - 什么事？ -Uh, excuse me, sir.- Yes?
你知道阴毛集市在哪里吗? Can you tell me where the pube fair is?
阴毛集市? The pube fair?
是啊 我要卖阴毛 Yeah, I've got some pubes to sell.
没有那样的集市 你个小傻蛋 There's no such thing, you little smart-ass.
没有集市? No-- no such thing?
你不会是Eric Cartman吧 是你吗 Hey, you wouldn't happen to be Eric Cart-man, would you?
我是Eric Cartman. I'm Eric Cartman.
哦 这是给你的 Oh, I think this is for you.
啊! Ahhhh!
106英里 Scott 106 miles, Scott.
我在卡车的车斗里呆了106英里 I had to ride 106 miles in the back of a pickup truck
才回到这 to get back here.
你真去了? 你这头蠢猪 You really went? What a 'tard.
好吧 Scott 你赢了 我放弃 All right, Scott, you win. I give up.
你放弃? You do?
哇 你比我想的聪明多了 Wow, you're not as stupid as I thought.
是啊 再见 Yeah, I'll see you around.
我姥姥真是受苦了 Sure is too bad about my grandma, though.
-你姥姥?-呃？ -Your grandma?- Huh?
哦 不关你的事 Oh, it's not really your concern.
只是 好吧 我姥姥住院了 It's just that, well, my grandma is in the hospital.
她病的很重 She's very sick.
医生说除非我带16美元的手术费过去 Doctors say unless I can come up with $16 for her operation,
否则他们就任她生死 they're gonna put her down.
哦 天哪 怎么不早点说呢 Oh, jeez, I didn't realize that.
是啊 可怜的姥姥 Yeah, poor grandma.
嘿 小子 等一会 Hey, kid, hold on a second.
我给你拿钱 I'll get your money.
嘿嘿嘿 Heh, heh, heh.
真是笨蛋一个 He's such a douche.
给你 here you go.
哦 哇 多谢 Scott Oh, wow, thanks a lot, Scott.
但是 给你之前还有一件事 But just one thing before I give it to you.
什么? What?
我... 我想要你求我 I just--well, I want to you beg for it.
呃? Huh?
跪下求我给你钱 Just get down on your knees and beg me for the money.
为什么?! Why?
你想不想你姥姥活命? Do you want your grandma to live or not?
求求你 Scott 把钱给我吧 Please, Scott, give me my money.
不 不行 跪下才行 No, no, get down on your knees.
低下头... Lower your head...
说 "我求你把钱给我" And say, "I beg you to give me back my money."
我求你把钱给我 I beg you to give me back my money.
说"我是一头小肥猪" Now say, "I'm a little piggy."
- 什么?! - 快说 -What?- Say it.
我是一头小肥猪 I'm a little piggy.
- "这是我的猪鼻子" - 这是我的猪鼻子 -"Here's my snout."- Here's my snout.
- "哼哼哼哼" - 哼哼哼哼 -"Oink, oink, oink."-oink, oink, oink.
开始跳舞 小肥猪 边跳边哼哼 Now, dance, little piggy. Dance and oink for me.
我是一头小肥猪 这是我的猪鼻子 ♪ I'm a little piggy, here's my snout ♪
哼哼哼哼 ♪ Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink ♪
我是一头小肥猪 ♪ I'm a little piggy-♪
好了 好了 把钱给我! All right, now, give me back my money!
你说的是这玩意? You mean this?
你真想要这区区16美元? You really care that much about 16 measly dollars?
我的意思是 16美元能买什么? I mean, what can you buy with $16?
我父母每周给我50美元的零花钱 My parents give me a $50-a-week allowance.
这点小钱对我来说一毛不值 This pittance means nothing to me.
看着 Watch.
你要干什么? Wh-what are you doing?
不 不要... 为什么? No, no. Why?
现在 你再求我也没用了 Now you can't bug me for your dumb money.
各位市民 谢谢你们的到来 Concerned citizens, I thank you for coming.
我知道你们被麻烦缠身 I know that you're all deeply troubled
想要快刀斩乱麻 and want to find a quick and painful way
永远除掉Scott Tenorman to get rid of Scott Tenorman once and for all.
-请讲 Clyde -Scott Tenorman是谁? -Yes, Clyde? - Who's Scott Tenorman?
是啊 是啊 Yeah.
Scott Tenorman是一个9年级生 把阴毛10美元卖给Cartman的那位 Scott Tenorman is an eighth grader
现在 Cartman怒火冲天 who sold Cartman his pubes for $10,
and now Cartman's all pissed off.
16美元12美分 $16.12.
他是一种病 He is a disease.
他不但冷血而且阴险 He is a cold, calculating man,
我要报复! and I will have revenge!
你想怎么做? What are you gonna do?
电影 "汉尼拔"（沉默的羔羊）里 Did you guys see that movie Hannibal,
有个残废训练了一群食人猪 where the deformed guy trained giant pigs
要生吞他的敌人? to eat his enemy alive?
如果我们有一头小马 对它加以训练 Well, if we find a pony, we can train it,
训练它咬掉Scott Tenorman小弟弟 train it to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.
不但巨痛而且是奇耻大辱 It will be painful and humiliating.
所有人都会亲眼目睹 Everyone will see it happen.
然后人们都会知道Scott Tenorman And then Scott Tenorman will forever be known
是一个被小马咬掉小弟弟的太监了! as the kid who had his wiener bitten off by a pony!
哈哈哈! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- 关我们什么事? - 什么? -What's in it for us?- What?
是啊 要报复Scott是你 Yeah, why should we all care
关我们什么事呢? about getting Scott Tenorman back for you?
哦 是啊 为什么我们要关心? Oh, right. Why should we care?
为什么我们要关心? 确实 Yes, why should we care? Indeed.
那就让Scott Tenorman带着我的16.12美元逍遥法外吧 Let's just let Scott Tenorman walk away with my $16.12.
该死的 就让那些Scott Tenorman们 Hell, let's let all the Scott Tenormans of the world
抢走我们的东西 同时我们笑脸相迎吧 take what's ours and laugh in our faces.
为什么你要为自己出头 当你可以 Why stand up for yourself when you can just
从这里走开 并且说: walk out of here right now and say
"这不关我什么事"的时候 it's not your problem?
但是 多年后 当你长大成人 But years from now, when you're old
有了你自己的孩子 and have children of your own,
关于今天的斗争 你想告诉他们什么? what would you give to come back and fight this one day,
今天 你可以创造历史 this one day, where you could have made a difference,
你可以告诉Scott Tenorman where you could've told Scott Tenorman,
"你或许能夺走我的骄傲 "you may take our pride,
但是你绝夺不走我那宝贵的16.12美元" but you'll never take my goddamn $16.12?"
谁加入我? Now, who's with me?
Timmy! Timmy!
天哪 Christ.
好吧 我想只有你和我了 Timmy All right, I guess it's just you and me, Timmy.
哦 不 Timmy不去 Oh, no, not Timmy.
好了 There we go.
过来 咬它! Come and get it!
快点 小马 咬这根香肠 Come on, pony, bite the wiener.
快咬 Bite it.
快点 乖小马 Come on, good pony.
这就对了 That's it.
现在 把它咬下来 Now, bite it off!
把这根香肠咬下来 乖小马! Bite off the wiener. Good pony!
哦 不 小马 那样的话 他会很享受的 Oh, no, pony, he'll like that.
Eric 你在训练那头小马为你服务?! Eric, are you training that pony to please you?
不 我在教它如何把某人的鸡鸡咬下来 No, I'm trying to teach it how to bite someone's penis off.
哦 Oh.
Jenkins先生知道你在用他的马吗? Well, does Mr. Jenkins know you're using his pony?
他一见到侵入者就开枪 你知道的 He shoots trespassers on sight, you know.
他说没关系的 He said it was okay.
好吧 等等 All right, then.Wait.
你训练Jenkins的小马干什么? What the hell are youtraining Jenkins' pony
把谁的鸡鸡咬下来? to bite off someone's penis?
因为... Scott Tenorman的鸡鸡 Because... of Scott Tenorman.
我恨他 我要他受尽折磨 I hate him, and I want to make him suffer.
好吧 小子 我觉得你的计划很愚蠢 Well, son, I think you've got a pretty stupid plan there.
别那样 小马! Not like that, pony!
听着 如果你想报复某人 Look, if you wanna get revenge on somebody,
你要像猎人一样思考 you've gotta think like a hunter.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
第一步:找到某人的弱点 Step one: find someone's weakness.
第二步:利用他的弱点 Step two: exploit that weakness.
我该怎么做? How do I do that?
你看到什么了? What do you see?
我看到了Scott Tenorman的 I see Scott Tenorman,
红头发和他那满脸的雀斑 with his ginger red hair and his stupid freckles.
该死的 我恨他 我恨他 And God damn it! I hate him! I hate him!
不 年轻的猎手 我的意思是 你看到了什么? No, young hunter. I mean, what do you see?
你要全面了解你的敌人 You must learn all you can about your kill.
对的 对的 Right, right.
让我们看看... Let's see.
那里有海报 Radiohead的海报 There's posters, Radiohead posters.
他在阅读有关Radiohead乐队的杂志 And he's reading a magazine about Radiohead.
Radiohead是什么? What's a Radiohead?
就是唱那首歌的乐队 You know, that band that sings that song.
我是个卑鄙小人 我是个怪物 ♪ Well, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo ♪
我在这里干什么? ♪ What am I doing here ♪
哦 天哪 别唱 Ned Oh, Jesus, don't start singing, Ned.
那么 猎物是Radiohead乐队的大粉丝 哈? So the subject is a big Radiohead fan, huh?
或许我该… Maybe I should come up...
改变一下计划 with a lit'l scheme
把他们加进去 that involves them.
好想法 年轻的猎人 Nice thinking, young hunter.
- 哦 - 什么? -Whoa. - What?
我正在观察Scott父母的房间 I'm looking in Scott's parents' room.
Scott的妈妈要脱胸罩了 Scott's mom's about to take off her bra.
什么?! 给我看看! What? Give me those!
老天爷啊 他说的没错 Ned! Holy crow, he's right, Ned!
Tenorman夫人在释放她的双峰 Mrs. Tenorman's lettin' the twins out.
让我看看 Let me see.
Radiohead... 对 有了 Radiohead. Yes, of course.
我的老天 它们高耸入云啊! Dear God, they're even bigger than I ever imagined!
让我看看 让我看看! Let me see. Let me see.
- 给 - 哇 好诱惑 -Here you go.- Wow, those were great.
或许我该带啤酒过来 Ned Maybe I should go grab some beers, Ned.
Ned 你... 你打枪了? Ned, what-- are you jackin' it?
- 是的 - 停下来! -Kinda.- Well, stop it!
嘿 你们他妈的在外面干什么? Hey, what the hell are you doing out there?
-哦 糟糕!-谁在外面? -Oh, crap!- Who's out there?
Ned 看在上帝的份上 别打了 Ned, for Christ's sake, stop jackin' it.
不行 I can't.
别以为我没看见你们! Don't think I don't see you!
我知道你们是谁 我要打110了! I know who you are, and I'm calling the police!
- 哦! - 糟糕! Whoa! Whoops!
我们快点离开这! I gotta get out of here!
哦 嘿 Scott 一切可好? Oh, hey, Scott. How's it going?
我一直在想 I was just wondering,
你喜欢那个 呃 Radiohead乐队? do you like the band, uh, Radiohead at all?
- 是的 - 哦 真的吗? Uh-huh. Oh, really?
哦 他们正在接受MTV电视台的采访呢 Oh, 'cause they're doing a big interview on MTV,
而且今晚会在市区的大屏幕上播放呢 and they're playing it tonight on a big screen downtown.
大家都会去的 Everyone's gonna be there.
哦 太棒了 谢谢你告诉我 Oh, cool. Thanks for telling me.
不客气 Scott You're welcome, Scott.
好的 人好像都到齐了 Okay, well, looks like everyone is here.
我们开始播放 好吗? Let's play the video, shall we?
欢迎收看MTV Welcome back to MTV.
今天的嘉宾是Radiohead乐队 We're here with the members from Radiohead,
或许是当今世界上最炙手可热的乐队 probably the hottest band in the world right now.
各位 你们什么时候出新专辑? Guys, when is your next album coming out?
这个问题不错 Kurt That's an interesting question, Kurt.
但是我首先要说的是 But first I'd just like to say
我真恨那个叫Scott Tenorman的小子 that I really hate this kid named Scott Tenorman.
他就是个笨蛋 He's stupid.
是啊 我也恨Scott Tenorman Yeah, I hate Scott Tenorman too.
我们乐队的成员都恨他 I think all the guys in the band hate him,
对不对 伙计们? Right, guys?
哦 天哪 你听到了吗 Scott Oh, Jesus, did you hear that, Scott?
会有新的巡回演出吗? And will there be a new tour?
本来是有的 Well, we would tour,
但是我们太恨Scott Tenorman那小子了 but we just hate that Scott Tenorman kid so much
所以我们取消了 that we don't want to.
对的 Scott Tenorman太老土了 Yeah, Scott Tenorman is totally not cool.
他一点都不拉风 He's not cool.
哇 对你的评价可真是糟糕啊 Scott Wow, that really sucks for you, Scott.
Scott? Scott?
哈哈哈哈! 你们看到没? Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?
Scott躲在家里没脸见人了 Scott must've ran home so embarrassed.
哈哈哈哈!你们知道吗? Ha, ha, ha, ha! And you know what?
其实这不是Radiohead乐队的原话 That wasn't really Radiohead talking.
是我给他们配的音 I just dubbed their voices over.
哈哈哈哈! 真是个笨蛋! Ha, ha, ha! What a retard!
所有人都看到了! And everyone saw it!
女士们先生们 男生们女生们 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
请看阴毛男孩的精彩表演! it's time for the amazing pube boy!
我是一头小肥猪 这是我的猪鼻子 ♪ I'm a little piggy, here's my snout ♪
哼哼哼哼 ♪ Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink ♪
我是一头小肥猪 这是我的猪鼻子 ♪ I'm a little piggy, here's my snout ♪
哦 我的天哪 他杀了Kenny Oh, my God, he killed Kenny.
够了! That does it.
我要让Scott Tenorman血债血偿 I'm going to get Scott Tenorman once and for all!
你觉得你很酷 Scott Tenorman You think you're so cool, Scott Tenorman.
等我计划成功后 看你还笑得出来 We'll see how cool you feel after this.
对的 对的... Yes, yes.
对! Yes!
哈哈哈哈哈 Ha, ha, ha, ha.Ha, ha, ha, ha.
对 这计划天衣无缝 Yes, it is the most genius plan ever.
Scott Tenorman将希望他从没遇到过我! Scott Tenorman is going to wish he never met me!
好的Cartman 你想干吗? Okay, Cartman, what do you want?
Stan Kyle 谢谢你们能来 Stan, Kyle, thanks for coming.
我刚想出一个完美计划-什么计划？ I've got it all figured out. - Got what all figured out?
如何致Scott Tenorman于死地 How to get Scott Tenorman back.
哦 天哪 Oh, Jesus.
我刚完成一个"天才计划" I've just finished planning a brilliant lit'l scheme
Scott Tenorman将再没有翻身之日了 that should put Scott in his place for good.
如果你们帮我 我将给你们每人两美元 And if you help me, I'll give each of you $2.
好吧 什么计划? Okay, so what's the plan?
我上两个计划的完美结合 It's the brilliant combination of my last two plans.
Scott最喜欢的乐队是Radiohead 对吧? Scott Tenorman's favorite band is Radiohead, right?
耶? Yeah?
所以 我想 假如我们把Radiohead So I realized, what if we got Radiohead
请到南方公园来 to come here to South Park, right?
他们就会见到Scott Tenorman 然后 Then they could meet Scott Tenorman and...
目睹小马把他的鸡鸡咬掉! See him get his wiener bitten off by a pony!
- 什么? - 你们还不明白? -What?- Don't you see?
如果这匹小马在Radiohead面前咬掉Scott的鸡鸡 If I can get this pony to bite off Scott's wiener
Scott就会哭鼻子 in front of Radiohead, then Scott would cry.
如果Scott哭了鼻子 Radiohead就会认为 And if Scott cries, then Radiohead will think
Scott Tenorman太差劲了! Scott Tenorman is totally not cool!
然后Scott Tenorman就会羞愧得要死 And that would make Scott Tenorman want to die.
哈哈哈哈! Ha, ha, ha!
好吧 我继续训练小马 Okay, I'll keep working on the pony.
你们去邀请Radiohead来这演出 You guys go get Radiohead to play here.
准备好了吧? 出发! Ready? Break!
你真是一头蠢猪 Cartman. You're such a dumbass, Cartman.
好吧 我自己来 你们看好了 Fine, I'll do it myself! You guys just watch!
准备好了吗 小马? 咬掉它! Ready, pony?Bite it!
就这样! Yes!
Thom 别读粉丝的来信了吧? Thom, will you stop reading fan mail?
我们还有正事呢 We have work to do.
等等 伙计们 听听这个 Just a second, fellas. Listen to this.
"亲爱的Radiohead乐队 我叫Eric Cartman "Dear Radiohead, my name is Eric Cartman.
我是科罗拉多南方公园的 "I'm a young, supple eight-year-old boy
一个8岁小男孩 "from South Park, Colorado.
我之所以写信给你们 是因为一个 "I'm writing to you because of a kid I know
叫Scott Tenorman的小孩 "named Scott Tenorman.
Scott 15岁了 但是却患上了癌症 "Scott is 15, and I'm afraid he has cancer
癌症长在他的屁眼里 "in his ass.
Radiohead是他最喜欢的乐队 使他短暂的人生充实 "Radiohead is his favorite band, and it would make his short life
如果你们心存怜悯 "if you could find it in your hearts
在他孤独而又恐惧的死去之前 "to visit him before he dies alone, scared.
你们能考虑拜访他一下吗? "Won't you please consider it?
我不知道他能否撑得到下周二 五点左右" I don't think he'll make it past next Tuesday around 5:00."
哇 我们得去 Wow, we have to go.
去科罗拉多州? 但是我们要录制新专辑呢 To Colorado? But we've got an album to mix.
你没听到吗? Didn't you hear the letter?
这个可怜的孩子患癌症了 在他屁眼里! This poor kid has cancer! In his ass!
你好? Hello?
Scott Tenorman?-你们要干什么? Scott Tenorman? - What do you want?
我们来这警告你 Eric Cartman 那个四年级生 We just wanna warn you, Eric Cartman, the fourth grader,
想要整你 is going to try to trick you somehow
要用一匹Jenkins牧场里的小马 into getting your wiener bitten off
把你的鸡鸡咬下来 by a pony that lives at Jenkins' ranch.
你们怎么知道?-因为我们是他的朋友 How do you know? - 'Cause we're his friends.
那么 你们为什么要告诉我 Then why are you telling me?
- 因为我们讨厌他 - 哦 'Cause we hate him. - Oh.
我们觉得你应该知道 Well, we just thought we'd let you know.
再见 再见 See ya.- See ya.
- 你好Scott - 嘿 Hello, Scott. - Hey.
我路过这 I was just stopping by
顺便邀请你参加我的"鸿门宴" to invite you to my "Chili con Carnival."
其实就是辣椒酱烹饪比赛和骑马 It's a chili cook-off with rides.
大家都会到 Everyone's coming,
我想过来亲自邀请你 and I wanted to drop by your invitation personally.
哦 辣椒酱嘉年华 呃? Ooh, a Chili Carnival, huh?
听起来不错 That sounds great.
是啊 还会有个大惊喜呢 Yeah, there's even gonna be a big surprise,
你一定别错过 Scott so you won't wanna miss it, Scott.
哦 给 Oh, and here.
给你一张赠券 免费骑马一次 Here's a coupon good for one free pony ride.
哇 骑马 太爽了 Wow, a pony ride. Neat.
哦 会非常爽的哦 Scott Oh, it will be very neat, Scott.
辣椒酱 骑马和小马... Gosh. Chili, rides, and ponies.
我还奢求什么呢 What more could I want?
咬鸡鸡 或许 A little penis-biting, perhaps.
- 什么? - 没什么 没什么 What?- Nothing, nothing.
那么你肯定会去了 Scott? So you'll come for sure, then, Scott?
我又怎能拒绝? How could I turn it down?
太好了 你太好了 再见 Scott Sweet, killer.Bye, Scott.
哦 你真棒 Eric 你非常非常棒 Oh, you are good, Eric. You are very, very good.
妈 爸 刚才敲门的是我好朋友Eric Mom, Dad, that was my good friend Eric at the door.
他告诉我有一头饥饿的小马 He told me that there's a starving pony
在Jenkins的牧场里 它被遗弃了 at Jenkins' ranch that's been abandoned.
哦 天哪 Oh, dear.
是啊 我非常担心 Yeah, I feel really bad,
但是又不知道如何帮助它 But I don't know how I can help it
因为我还有很多家庭作业要做呢 because I have a lot of homework to do.
别担心 Scott Well, don't you worry, Scott.
我和你妈妈去找那匹小马 Your mom and I can go get the pony
然后把它送到动物避难所 and have it taken to an animal shelter.
交给我们吧 We sure can.
哇 真的吗? Wow, would you really?
这下我放心了 I feel so much better now.
哦 Scott你真是一个有爱心和责任心的孩子 Oh, Scott, you're such a loving, caring boy.
我为你骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
我也为你骄傲 妈 I'm proud of you too, Mom.
- 我们走吧 亲爱的 - 走吧 -Let's go, hon.- Let's.
你在干吗呢 Scott? What are you doing, Scott?
没看到吗? 我在做辣椒酱 What's it look like? I'm making chili.
你们把货带来了吗? Did you bring the goods?
我们向所有人征集 We got everyone we could find to chip in.
本镇所有孩子的阴毛都在这了 There's pubes from just about every kid in town in here.
-太棒了 -哦 伙计! -Awesome. - Oh, dude!
那个小胖子自认为明天能报仇雪恨 The little fat kid thinks he's gonna get revenge tomorrow.
我们要看看他如何出丑 当我告诉他吃的是 We'll see how he likes it when I tell him
本镇所有孩子的阴毛的时候 he just ate the pubes of every kid in town.
对! Yeah!
哦 你们好 伙计们 Oh, hello, guys.
哦 你们好 伙计们 谢谢你们来赴我的辣椒酱宴会 Thanks for coming to my Chili con Carnival.
这是做过的最愚蠢的事 Cartman. This is the dumbest thing you've ever done, Cartman.
Scott Tenorman来的时候就有好戏看了 Oh, it won't be so dumb when Scott Tenorman arrives.
我建议你们准备好看烟花吧 I suggest you stay to see the fireworks.
哦 我们会的 Oh, we will.
相信我们 我们不会错过的 Trust us, we wouldn't miss this.
你们咋笑得那么诡异?-哦 没事 What's so funny?- Oh, nothing.
太爽了 It's just cool
看你如何报复Scott Tenorman how you're gonna get Scott Tenorman back.
-Radiohead来了吗? - 还没有 但是他们会来的 Is Radiohead here yet? - Not yet, but they will be.
是啊 肯定会来的 Yeah, sure.
- 你好 Eric. - 你好 大厨 Hello, Eric. - Hey, Chef.
我做了一些辣椒酱来参赛 I made some chili to enter into the contest.
什么比赛? What contest?
这不是辣椒酱烹饪比赛吗 对吗? This is a chili cook-off, ain't it?
呃? 哦 是的 我想是的 Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess it is.
这里 把它放这里吧 Here, just put it over here.
我的是特制而成哦 It's my special recipe.
Scott Tenorman! Scott Tenorman!
你好吗 Scott? 谢谢你的到来 How are you, Scott? Thanks so much for coming.
哦 我绝不会错过的 Oh, I wouldn't miss this for anything.
我也是 Likewise.
来吧 你快去看看小马 Well, come on. You've got to see the pony.
等等 Just a second.
你不想先尝尝我的辣椒酱? Don't you wanna taste my chili first?
是啊 但是今天有位神秘嘉宾 Well, yeah, but there's a special guest coming,
他们来的时候 我想要你在小马身旁 and I want you to be near the pony when they arrive.
我不想它变凉了 Well, I don't want it to get cold.
我觉得我是胜券在握 I think I can win first prize.
好吧 Scott 我们去评判台吧 All right, Scott, let's go over to the judging table,
我们先尝你这份辣椒酱 and we'll try the chili first.
该死的 God damn it.
好吧 我想我们该尝尝彼此的辣椒酱 对吧? All right, I guess we should taste each other's chili, huh?
这辣椒酱看起来不错 This chili looks pretty good.
这是我的 Here's mine.
唔 我不知道 你的辣椒酱也不错 Cartman Mmm, I don't know. Your chili is good, Cartman.
但是我觉得我的更好 你尝尝 But I think mine is better. Try it.
好的 All right.
嘿 确实不错! Hey, this is great!
秘方配制的哦 It's a special recipe.
天哪 真是好吃 Scott God, this is really good, Scott.
我很高兴你喜欢它 I'm glad you like it so much,
因为既然现在我们快结束了 because now that you're almost finished,
我有事要告诉你 I have something to tell you.
什么? What?
你想说你如何把阴毛放到辣椒酱里? You mean about how you put pubes in your chili?
什么?! What?
对 这不是你的辣椒酱 Scott Yes, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott.
我把你的和大厨的对换了 I switched it with Chef's.
真美味 大厨 这可不在我计划之内 It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that.
我计划的是 虽然 What I did plan on, however,
我的朋友Stan和Kyle背叛我 was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me
警告你辣椒酱嘉年华是一个陷阱 and warn you that the Chili con Carnival was a trap.
但是我想他们只告诉你 I assumed that they would tell you
我训练Jenkins的小马 让它咬掉你的鸡鸡 that I had trained Jenkins' pony to bite off your wiener.
但是他们没告诉你的是 Jenkins是个疯狂莽汉 What they didn't tell you was that Jenkins is a crazy redneck
他一见侵入者就射击 who shoots trespassers on sight.
我就知道 Knowing that you would go
你会对小马做手脚 and try to do something to the pony,
所以我警告Jenkins先生 有小马杀手 I warned Mr. Jenkins that violent pony killers
在这一带活动 were in the area.
我还知道你绝不会自己去 I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself
因为你害怕你的鸡鸡被咬掉 for fear of having your wiener bitten off.
你肯定会派你父母去 You would most likely send your parents.
Jenkins先生发现了 And I'm afraid that when Mr. Jenkins
你父母在他的私人领地上 spotted them on his property,
他就射杀了他们 he shot and killed both your parents.
他们侵入了我的私人领地 我在保护自己 Well, they was trespassin', and I was protectin' myself.
我有权利那样做 I have my rights.
我...爸妈死了? My...mom and dad are dead?
我刚好及时赶到 看到 I came just in time to see Mr. Jenkins
Barbrady警官在录Jenkins先生的口供 giving his report to Officer Barbrady
所以我就趁机偷了尸体 and, of course, to steal the bodies.
锯了一晚上 我才大功告成 After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready
把他们做成我的辣椒酱 to put on my Chili Con Carnival
这样我就能亲自告诉你 so that I could tell you personally
你父母死了 about your parents' demise
当然 你吃的辣椒酱就是他们 and, of course, feed you your chili.
它美味吗? 它美味吗 Scott? Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott?
我叫它... "Tenorman夫妇辣椒酱" I call it "Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili."
哦 我的天哪! Oh my God!
呐呐呐呐 ♪ Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah ♪
我让你吃了你的父母 ♪ I made you eat your parents ♪
呐呐呐呐 ♪ Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah ♪
天啊 伙计! Jesus Christ, dude!
我爸妈死了! My mom and dad are dead!
不 不会的! No, no!
呃 抱歉? Uh, excuse me.
你是谁? Who are you?
我们是那支乐队 Radiohead We're that band, Radiohead.
天哪 一个爱哭鬼 Jeez, what a little crybaby.
你要哭一整天 爱哭鬼? You gonna cry all day, crybaby?
你知道 人生难免不如意 You know, everyone has problems.
哭爹叫娘是没有用的 It doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.
走吧 伙计们 我们走 Come on, guys, let's go.
这孩子太差劲了 This kid is totally not cool.
是啊 这是我见过的最差劲的孩子 Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met.
小爱哭鬼 Little crybaby.
不 等等! No, wait!
等等! Wait!
哦 我的天哪! 哦 我的天哪! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
好! 好! Yes! Yes!
哦 让我尝尝你的眼泪 Scott Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott.
你的眼泪真美味 真香甜 Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.
伙计 我觉得我们最好 Dude, I think it might be best for us
再别惹怒Cartman了 to never piss Cartman off again.
说的对 Good call.
哦 这眼泪饱含悲伤 Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness.
真美味 真美味 伙计们 Mmm, yummy. Yummy, you guys.
结束了 各位! Yibbidy-bip-- that's all, folks!