* 欢迎来到南方公园 * ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
* 享受好时光 * ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
* 到处都是友好的脸 * ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
* 来到南方公园 * ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
* 可不要大惊小怪 * ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
* 大车小车随便停 * ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
* 到了南方公园 * ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
* 看你感觉多自然 * ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
* 快来南方公园 * ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
* 让你笑口常开 * ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
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南方公园 第4季 第14集 海伦凯勒和火鸡 South.Park.S04E14.Helen.Keller.the.Musical.
医生 医生 我们的女儿没事吧? Doctor, doctor, will our daughter be okay?
很抱歉 凯勒先生 凯勒太太 I am sorry, Mr. And Mrs. Keller,
恐怕你们的女儿海伦 but I'm afraid your daughter Helen
还是不能看 听 说 still cannot see, hear or speak.
不 不 Oh, no, no!
我的好老婆 Ere, ere my good ife.
我们也无能为力 There is nothing we can do.
我可怜的海伦啊 Oh, my poor little Helen!
Timmy!
她不能看见或是听见我们 John She can't see or hear us, John!
Hagh, Timmy!
是啊 是不是考虑把她送收容所 Es, erhaps she shoul go do an asyluh.
Stan 你妈的怎么回事 我听不懂你的台词 Stan, what the hell is wrong with you, I can't understand your lines!
这胡子挤着我的脸了 Cuz de eard urts my face!
能不能休息一下吃个午饭 Can we take a lunch break now?
不行 如果我们想比幼儿园小朋友表演得更出色 No, if we want our play to be better than the kindergartner's play,
就得多排练几遍 we have to rehearse as much as possible!
现在继续 Now let's continue the scene!
大家好 我是Anne Sullivan Hello, my name is Anne Sullivan
我想我应该能教会这个孩子和他人交流 and I believe I can teach this child to communicate.
真的吗 Eally, you hink so?
水 海伦 水 Water, Helen, wa-ter.
Hagh, Timmy!
该死 Timmy 海伦凯勒不会说话的 Dammit, Timmy, Helen Keller isn't supposed to talk!
同志们 有情况 You guys, we've got a big problem!
怎么了 Butters What is it, Butters?
是幼儿园小朋友 我刚从他们的带妆彩排现场过来 The kindergartners, I just came from their dress rehearsal!
噢 太精彩了 各位 相当精彩 Oh it's good, you guys, it's real good!
怎么精彩了 How good?
他们有朝圣者服装 还有印第安土著服 They've got Pilgrim outfits and Indian ones too!
他们有唱歌 跳舞 哥们 你们前所未见的表演 They've got singing and dancing, and boy, you've never seen such a show!
绝对是场感恩节盛宴 Why, it's a Thanksgiving extravaganza!
哦 不是吧! Oh no!
我们可不能被幼儿园的比下去了 We can't be outdone by the kindergartners!
是啊 -我们绝对不能 No! - We can't!
好了好了 静一下 Alright, alright, quiet down!
听我说 离感恩节还有四天 Look, we've still got four days until the Thanksgiving festival.
足够我们来丰满我们的节目 That's plenty of time to revamp our play!
怎么丰满 都规定了四年级 Revamp how, the rules are that the fourth-grade class
必须演“海伦凯勒的故事” has to perform "The Helen Keller story"!
没错 不过却没有说必须怎么演 Yeah, but nobody told us how we have to do it.
我们也可以来点感恩节的东西和音乐元素 We can add Thanksgiving stuff and music numbers too!
我们可以加入音乐元素 Well, we can add music numbers,
但是 怎样才能让海伦凯勒的故事更感恩节呢 but how do we make the Helen Keller story more Thanksgiving-y?
我知道 把海伦凯勒的宠物狗 I know, how about instead of a dog...
换成火鸡怎么样 Helen Keller has a pet turkey!
行啊 能耍点小把戏的火鸡 Yeah, a turkey that can do tricks!
对啊 说到点子上了 伙计们 Yeah! - That's the spirit, gang!
这样 Stan和Wendy 你们去找一些乐器来 Alright, Stan and Wendy, you go out and find some musical instruments!
Kenny和Clyde 带些人去 Kenny and Clyde take some kids
买布景用的感恩节装饰 and buy some Thanksgiving decorations for the sets!
Kyle和Timmy 你们去找只火鸡 Kyle and Timmy, you go out and find a turkey!
这将是《奇迹缔造者》（关于海伦凯勒和其家庭教师的传记电影）的最好版本 This is gonna be the best version of "The Miracle Worker" ever!
耶 Yea! Yea!
你们想要只怎样的火鸡 What kind of turkey are you looking for?
聪明的 能表演小把戏的 A smart one that can do tricks!
就剩这些了 都快感恩节了 你懂的 Well, I ain't got a whole lot left, it being almost Thanksgiving and all.
去吧 挑一只 But go ahead, just pick one out.
Timmy!
那只有点残了 Oh, that one's a little messed up.
不算是最优之选 Not exactly the pick of the litter.
Hahgh!
Timmy 如果我们选那只回去 Uh, Timmy, if we go back to other kids with that turkey,
他们会生气的 they're gonna be pissed.
Timmy!
是啊 最好不要选那只 Yeah, best you not take that one.
我本来准备把它带到院子 给它个子弹了断的 I was just about to take it out in the yard and put a bullet in its head.
什么 噢 别啊 What, aw, dude, don't say that!
Timmy, Timmy!
好吧 就要它了 多少钱 -50块 Alright, we'll take him, how much? - Fifty bucks.
但你本来不是要把它带到院子一枪打死吗 But you were just gonna take it in the backyard and put a bullet in its head!
没错 但是现在我得再找一只了 I know, now I gotta find something else to shoot!
我靠 给 Goddammit, here!
好了 Timmy 走吧 Alright, Timmy, let's go.
我还有只独腿猪 你们有没有兴趣 I've got a one-legged pig if you'd like, too.
噢 滚你个蛋吧 Aw, blow it out your ass!
各位 这位是Geoffrey Maynard Guys, I want you all to meet Geoffrey Maynard.
他是南方公园的首席音乐剧专家 He's South Park's biggest expert on musical theater
而且他还在丹佛联合剧院出演过 and he played the lead in Les Miserables
五个星期的《悲惨世界》的主角 at the Denver community playhouse for five weeks!
你觉得我们能在四天内排练出一部出色的感恩节节目吗 Do you think we can make up a good Thanksgiving play in four days?
我以生命保证 ♪ I would swear it on my life ♪
你们的节目将十全十美 ♪ Your play shall want for nothing ♪
哦耶 Hooray! Hooray!
一部好音乐剧首要的就是一个精彩开场表演 Now, the first thing any good musical needs is a big opening number!
能为整个表演开场的 Something that sets up the entire show.
好 各就各位 火鸡上场 Alright, places everybody, bring in the turkey!
这是什么鸟东西 What the hell is that?
它是只火鸡 It's a turkey.
名字叫Gobbles His name is Gobbles.
Gobbles!
请告诉我 我们能表演小把戏的漂亮火鸡在哪里 And where, pray, is our beautiful trick-performing turkey?
呃 我们把钱都花在这只身上了 Um, we sort of spent all the money on this one.
Gobbles!
Kyle 能不能过来谈两句 Kyle, can I talk to you over here for a second?
Kyle 你为什么要这样对我 Kyle, why do you do these things to me?
我没想对你怎样 I didn't do anything to you!
Timmy看中这只火鸡 是他想买的 Timmy saw the turkey and wanted to get it.
你让我怎么跟他说 What did you want me to say to him?
你可以说 “不行 Timmy 你不能买那只火鸡 臭Timmy” You say "no, Timmy, you can't have that turkey, bad Timmy!"
你看 我知道这不完全是我们想要的 但是也许我们能训练好它 Look, I know it isn't exactly what we wanted, but maybe we can train it.
没用的 Kyle He's not gonna work, Kyle.
关键是我们的节目要比过幼儿园的 The whole point is to make our play better than the kindergartners!
是啊 那只土鸡太挫了 Yeah, that turkey sucks.
等等 Wait...
什么 你说 ♪ What's that you say ♪
你们要的就是一只感恩节火鸡 ♪ A Thanksgiving turkey is what you require ♪
我认识一只火鸡 ♪ I know of a turkey ♪
You do?!
那是我的百老汇岁月 ♪ During my years on Broadway ♪
我和一只能使各种各样的花招火鸡共事 ♪ I worked with a turkey that could do all kinds of tricks ♪
它甚至能跃火圈 ♪ She even jumped through a hoop of fire ♪
太好了 能不能帮我们找它来 Cool, can you get it for us?
我这就去给它的训练师打电话 ♪ I will go promptly and call her trainer ♪
明天早上 你们就能有 自己的把戏表演火鸡了 ♪ On the morrow you shall have your trick performing turkey ♪♪
太好了 Alright! Alright!
Gobbles!
Ergh, ergh.
Hargh, gobbles!
Gobbles.
Gobbles!
No, no, no!
宝贝 很晚了 你该睡觉了 Poopsiekins, it's late, you need to be in bed.
我还不能睡 妈妈 我还得为海伦凯勒感恩节 I can't sleep, Mom, I have to write the lyrics to the opening song
特别表演的开场曲填词 of our Helen Keller Thanksgiving spectacular.
现在去睡觉 宝贝 Now, hon.
但是 妈咪 But Mom!
我得写好歌词 这样海伦凯勒 I have to write these lyrics so the plight of Helen Keller
的故事才能为众人所知 can be realized by the common ma-an!
再给你20分钟 没有余地了 Twenty more minutes and that's it.
20分钟 Tim Rice的妈妈就只给他20分钟 Twenty minutes, did Tim Rice's mom give him twenty minutes
Tim Rice 英国作词家 常为音乐剧作词 作品包括《狮子王》
填《歌剧魅影》的词吗（实际并非由他作词） to write the lyrics to Phantom of the Opera?!
和我说 海伦 Speak to me, Helen.
让我听听你的心声 Let me be your voice.
快点 你这个瞎眼的贱人 快快显灵 与我交流 Come on, you blind bitch, channel your spirit through me!
今晚 我们将为您呈现 一位勇敢女孩 Tonight, we present the story of a courageous girl
与她的抑郁作斗争的故事 and her fight against depression.
苦恼 Oppression!
苦恼 Oppression.
故事发生在一个纯真年代 Our play begins in a simpler time.
19世纪末的阿拉巴马 Alabama, in the late 1800s...
19世纪 ♪ 1800s ♪
阿拉巴马 ♪ Alabama ♪
神奇的地方 伟大的时代 ♪ What a great place in time ♪
我们幸福生活在19世纪的阿拉巴马 ♪ We're so happy that we live in 1800s Alabama ♪
因为阳光满地 处处祥和 ♪ 'cause it's sunny and there is no crime ♪
副歌部分 Now to the refrain!
19世纪的阿拉巴马有个小镇 ♪ And in our little town of 1800s Alabama ♪
住着名叫凯勒的一家 ♪ There's a family by the name of Keller ♪
他们的女儿又聋又哑 还像只蝙蝠一样失明 ♪ Their daughter's deaf and mute and blind as a bat ♪
父母却无法让她知道自己怎么回事 ♪ And her parents can't even tell her ♪
打搅一下 我是Lamonde 那个动物训练师 Excuse me, I am Lamonde, the animal trainer.
哦 很好 他来了 Oh cool, he's here!
太好了 你有能演小把戏的火鸡 Awesome, do you have a turkey that can do tricks?!
别提“小把戏”这个词 Ahp, ahp, do not call them "tricks".
她是只很敏感的火鸡 She's a very sensitive turkey,
她表演的是“艺技” 不是“小把戏” and she performs "feats" not "tricks".
女士们先生们 向大家介绍全美最美丽的鸟 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the most beautiful bird in America.
四次在“西部牛仔节”（丹佛市每年1月举办的活动）得奖 Four-time prize winner at the National Western Stock Show
者 "爱火鸡人"网站代言人! and reigning poster child of turkeylovers.com.
有请 Alinicia I give you... Alinicia!
Oooh! Wow! Whoa!
它的羽毛好美啊 Her feathers are beautiful!
这是我见过的最美的火鸡 That's the prettiest turkey I ever saw.
当然 Of course she is.
好了 这下才真有戏了 Okay, now we can really get this thing underway!
各就各位 Timmy死哪去了 Places, everybody, where the hell is Timmy?
Timmy!
那是什么 What is that?
那是Gobbles 行动有障碍的火鸡 Uh, that's Gobbles, the physically challenged turkey.
Gobbles!
Gobbles?
Timmy 我们已经搞定了火鸡 Timmy, we already got a turkey.
是啊 百老汇来的 Yeah, and it's from Broadway!
Gobbles!
不行 Timmy 那只残疾火鸡不能参加我们的表演 No, Timmy, the handicapped turkey does not go in our play!
老兄 别忘了 Timmy是唯一能演海伦凯勒的人 Dude, don't forget, Timmy's the only kid who can play Helen Keller.
别把他惹毛了 Don't piss him off.
是啊 只有Timmy演得了这个角色 That's right, only Timmy knows the part.
Timmy.
哦 天呐 好吧 Oh, Jesus, okay, fine!
海伦凯勒可以有两只宠物火鸡 Helen Keller can have two pet turkeys!
我的火鸡不与别的火鸡同台表演 My turkey does not work with other turkeys!
该死 那现在怎么办 Oh, goddammit, now what are we gonna do?
好吧 好吧 Alright, alright.
好吧 好吧 Alright, alright!
老兄 我们需要你的火鸡参加我们的表演 Dude, we need your turkey for our play!
它很郁闷不肯出来 She's not coming out, she's very upset.
还把便便拉得满屋子都是 She's pooped all over the room.
我知道 听着 I know, I know, but listen.
我先说说我的处境 Let me try to explain the position I'm in here.
那只脑残火鸡是我们朋友Timmy的 The retarded turkey belongs to our friend Timmy,
Timmy是出演海伦凯勒的不二人选 and Timmy is the only person who knows the part of Helen Keller.
请告诉我 怎么做才能让大家都满意 So tell me what I can do here to make everybody happy.
废了那只火鸡 Kill the other turkey.
我下不了手啊 老兄 Timmy对它有感情 I can't, dude, Timmy has a boner for it.
可以让它发生 Well, it could meet with an...
“不幸的意外”嘛 ...unfortunate accident.
不幸的意外 Unfortunate accident?
你是说 就像Geena Davis有了自己的电视节目那样 You mean like Geena Davis getting her own T.V. Show?
Geena Davis美国女演员 主演的Geena Davis Show只播出了不到一季
Ha ha ha-- oh...
很简单 It's very simple.
要么那只火鸡发生意外 Either that turkey meets with an unfortunate accident,
要么技艺火鸡不参加你们的 or you don't have a feat-performing turkey
海伦凯勒感恩节音乐剧 for your Helen Keller Thanksgiving musical!
好吧 好吧 让你的火鸡 Alright, alright, just get your turkey
别叽歪 换好服装准备彩排 to stop crapping all over the dressing room and come out for rehearsal.
其他的我来搞定 I'll take care of everything.
水 海伦 它有名字的 Water, Helen, it has a name!
怎么你还不明白 Oh, why can't you understand?!
Duh, agh!
水 海伦 水 ♪ Wat-er he-len wa-ter ♪
她永远做不到 ♪ She's never gonna do it ♪
她永远没法做到 ♪ There's no way she'll ever do it ♪
海伦 海伦 水 海伦 ♪ Spell it Helen water Helen ♪
如果她不能听到 她怎么能说呢 ♪ How can she talk if she can't hear ♪
这么做毫无意义 ♪ This is absolutely pointless ♪
好 停 Okay, uh, hold it!
暂停一下 Let's hold it right there a second.
我调整一下舞台 嗯 Okay, I just want to adjust some of the blocking real quick.
看看 Let's see...
2号火鸡不如 Uh, why don't we have turkey number two
往这边站一点点 stand just a little more over m'yha...
嗯 或许这边一点 Let's see, maybe a little bit more up in m'yha...
这边再一点点 And just a wee bit over m'yha...
这边 And right about...
M'hya.
就这边 很好 There we go, good.
噢 天呐 他们杀了Kenny Oh my gah, they killed Kenny!
Ooohhh!
操 我搞错灯了 Crap, I must have rigged the wrong light.
让他安息吧 ♪ Let him rest ♪
让他好好安息吧 ♪ In peace let him rest ♪
为什么他一定要死呢 ♪ Why must he die... ♪
他们有特效 They've got special effects!
什么 Butters What, Butters?
是幼儿园的 他们搞了一些炫目的舞台效果 The kindergartners, they've got amazing stage effects!
烟花 诸如此类 Pyrotechnics and what have yous!
绝对是视觉盛宴 Why, it's a regular feast for the eyes!
哦不 Oh no!
那我们怎么办 We're never gonna outdo them now!
哦不 特效 Oh no! Special effects?!
别激动 别激动 Calm down, calm down!
我们也能来些特效 We can have special effects too!
我知道很多事情不太顺利 Now I know a lot is going wrong,
但我们得齐心协力才能把它搞出来 but we've got to stick together to make this play work.
大家一起 All of us.
你们的手 ♪ And into your hands... ♪
Gobbles!
Aaahh, Gobbles!
小朋友 Little boy!
Timmy.
嗯 Tim Yes, Tim.
我想和你谈谈 I feel I must speak with you.
他们 他们不想让你知道 但是 The others, well, they don't want you to know, but--
我不知道该怎么做 我该告诉你吗 oh, I don't know what to do, should I tell you?
Timmy?
我估计我是唯一一个会对你说实话的 I feel I'm the only one who can be honest with you.
动物保护所正准备来带走你的火鸡 The animal shelter is on its way to take your turkey away from you.
Gobbles?!
他们不允许你这种状况的小朋友 You see, they don't allow children in your "situation"
拿野生动物当宠物 to have wild animals as pets.
你不能带他奔跑 不能照顾他 You can't take him running, you can't take care of him.
他们得带它走 They have to take it away.
Gobbles!
他们从你这样的人手中带走野生的宠物 They take wild pets away from people like you
然后拿它们去做试验 and hand them over for experiments.
活生生地惊吓 And they're shocked, dissected and flayed
和解剖它们 while they're still alive.
不论你躲到哪里 动物保护所的人都能找到你 And no matter where you go the shelter people will find you.
让那只火鸡躲过多年折磨的唯一办法 The only way for that turkey to avoid years of torture,
就是放生 放它回到野外 is for you to let him go, back into the wild.
噢 糟了 他们来了 Oh no, here they come now!
快 走吧 放了你的火鸡 Quick, go and set your turkey free!
我来拖住他们 I'll try to stall them.
Timmy!
你好 我们来为音乐剧装水特效的 Excuse me, we're here to install the water effects for the musical.
走那边上楼梯 The stage is right through there.
谢谢 Thanks.
好 要写点新词了 Alright, I've got to write the new lyrics.
嗯 Let's see...
不对 不对 No, no!
妈的 该死 Goddammit!
进展得怎么样 Eric ♪ How is it going Eric ♪
不行 第三幕的词写不出来了 Terrible, I can't write the lyrics for the third act.
完全没感觉 Nothing's coming to me!
在戏剧这行 我们会用各种方法 Well, you know, in theater sometimes we try different tricks
来激发创造力 to get the creative juices flowing.
比如 Like what?
你看 海伦凯勒失明失聪 Let's see, Helen Keller was blind and deaf,
也许你应该设想一下那是怎样的 perhaps you should see what it is like.
剥去这些感觉 ♪ Deprive yourself of your senses ♪
你的内心是怎样的 ♪ And see what plays inside your mind ♪
来吧 Here.
嘿 这主意不错 Hey, that's not a bad idea.
放松 ♪ Just relax ♪
让你的大脑漫游 让灵感如泉涌 ♪ Just try to let your mind wander and let the juices flow ♪
噢 天呐 Oh, man!
看到了什么吧 Well, did you see anything?
没有 只看到那些我闭眼就会看到的东西 No, just the same old crap I always see when I close my eyes.
噢 那太糟糕了 Oh, that's too bad.
等等 我有了 Wait, I've got it!
完美计划 海伦凯勒的宠物火鸡 The perfect setup for when Helen Keller's pet turkey
跳火圈 jumps through the hoop of fire!
没错 Yes!
没错 我知道了 Yes, I have it now!
让那只火鸡躲过多年折磨的唯一办法 The only way for that turkey to avoid years of torture,
就是你放了他 is for you to let him go.
放了他 放了他 Let him go... Let him go.
Gobbles.
Gobbles!
Gobbles.
Gobbles!
Timmy.
Timmy, Gobbles.
爸爸 为什么妈妈去天堂了 Daddy, why did mommy leave and go to heaven?
其实她也不想走 Kevin 她也没办法 She didn't want to, Kevin, she had no choice.
但是我想她 But I miss her.
我本来可以活得更精彩的 儿子 I could have done so much more with my life, son.
但是我浪费掉了 I've wasted it.
我浪费掉了 I've wasted it.
从没有告诉过你和Monica Not ever telling you and Monica
我爱你们 I love you.
Robbie Robbie!
Robbie 不 Robbie, no!
因为现在 每次我看到你 Because now every time I look at you...
我就会想到她 I see her.
我要重新生活 I have to move on.
Kelly 求你了 别离开我 Kelly, please, don't do this.
对不起 I'm sorry!
那你为什么要那么做 Then why did you do it?
我不知道 I don't know!
你这一生 做出了正确的选择吗 Have you done the right things in your life?
好啊 Sheila Hi, Sheila!
好啊 Sharon 你老公呢 Hello, Sharon, where's your husband?
他在后面 He's in the back.
他架了台摄像机录演出 He set up a video camera so that he could tape the performance.
哦 Gerald也是 Oh, so did Gerald.
哦耶 我这角度很不错 Oh yeah, I got a great angle here.
Gerald 表演完之后 Hey Gerald, maybe after the show
我们拷贝对方的带子怎么样 这样两个版本都有了 we can make copies of each other's tapes, so we have both.
好主意 Good idea!
等等 So wait...
最后一拍要做旋转吗 Do we do the spin around thing on the last beat?
不是 第一拍和第三排 No, ude, on ne n and ne hree.
准备好了吗 Timmy You ready for the big show, Timmy?
Gobbles呢 Timmy Where's Gobbles, Timmy?
Gobbles.
同志们 各就各位 Alright, everybody, let's take our places!
Cartman Timmy的火鸡呢 Cartman, where is Timmy's turkey?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不知道 各位 I don't know, you guys!
好吧 也许我试过用舞台灯砸Timmy的火鸡 Alright, maybe I tried to have Timmy's turkey crushed by a stagelight,
不过除此之外我就没干别的了 but I didn't do anything else, I'm not an asshole!
你会出尽风头的 You're going to be brilliant!
性感 华丽的火鸡 You sexy, gorgeous turkey.
没有其它多事的动物 With that other meddling animal out of the way,
你要出尽风头了 you'll steal the show!
你怎么在这 Well, well, what are you doing out here?
你不该在街上乱跑 You shouldn't be out walking the streets.
家长们 大家好 欢迎来到南方公园第13届感恩节庆典 Hello, parents, and welcome to the 13th Annual South Park Thanksgiving pageant.
每一年 四年级的都表演《奇迹缔造者》 Every year the 4th graders do "The Miracle Worker",
每一年 我都得坐这里看 and every year I have to sit and watch it.
是啊 我还发誓说如果还要让我再看一遍 Yeah, I swore that if I had to see it one more time,
我就给自己一枪 I'd put a bullet in my head.
但还好我之前灌了点小酒 But luckily I got really stoned before I came.
现在请欣赏 海伦凯勒的感人故事 And now here it is, the touching story of Helen Keller,
《奇迹缔造者》 "The Miracle Worker".
海伦凯勒 海伦凯勒 像个瞎蝙蝠 ♪ Helen Keller Helen Keller blind as a bat ♪
她不能听 不能说 这是怎么回事 ♪ She can't hear or speak what's up with that ♪
这是《神奇制造者》吗 This is "The Miracle Worker"?
我 I...
大概吧 Well, maybe.
Ohh-oh, ha-ha, wow!
快 快 Come on, ya, move it!
我靠 看 兄弟们 Holy crow, look, boys!
一只活的野生火鸡 A real live wild turkey!
它还想耍我们 it's trying to outsmart us!
快 兄弟们 Come on, fellas!
John 快来 我们的小宝贝病得厉害 ♪ John come quick our little baby's very sick ♪
我生气她也不怕 ♪ When I snap she doesn't flinch ♪
一点也不会退缩 ♪ I wave she doesn't move an inch ♪
不 不能吧 亲爱的 别吓我 ♪ Wha else an it be arlin you are aring me ♪
她听不到 John 看 She can't hear me, John, watch!
海伦 海伦 Helen! Helen!
海伦 Helen!
我觉得我们的孩子又聋又盲 噢 不 ♪ I think our baby's deaf and blind oh nooooo ♪
哦 不 Oh no!
哦 不 ♪ Oh no oh nooooooo ♪♪
它太出色了 目前看来大家都很喜欢它 She's brilliant, everyone loves her so far!
嘿 你们装的喷泉挡我们灯光了 Hey, the fountains you guys installed are shorting out some of our lights!
我们来是只管水的效果 Look, we're only here to do the water effects.
电气什么的我们不负责 We're not in charge of electrical.
那是另一个部门的事 That's a different union.
Timmy?
操你妈的黑帮部门 Union mafia bastards!
Oh, ha-ha.
Tim 一切都进展得不错吧 哈哈 Well, look, Tim, all's fair in love and theater, right?
Ha, ha.
Gobbles!
Timmy人呢 马上就到他上场了 Where is Timmy, he's on in one minute!
他走了 Butters说他看到他走的 He's gone, dude, Butters says he saw him leave.
走了 Leave, leave?!
可是除了他没人会演海伦凯勒啊 But nobody else knows the part of Helen Keller!
我会 我能演 I do, I know the part.
有必要的话我上 If I must, I can go on.
好吧 换衣服 Alright, fine, get in costume!
Gobbles!
它在这 There it is!
嘿 我最先看到它的 我来第一枪 Hey, hey, I saw it first, I get the first shot!
这儿 小火鸡 Here, turkey-turkey.
我们可怜的女儿 我们什么都做不了 There is nothing we can do for our poor daughter.
我们无法和她沟通 We cannot reach her.
我听不到他们的话语 ♪ I cannot hear what they are saying ♪
我表达不出我的感受 ♪ I cannot tell them how I feel ♪
他搞什么 海伦凯勒不该唱歌的 What the hell is he doing, Helen Keller isn't supposed to sing!
要是我能说出我的想法 ♪ If only I could say things that go on in my mind ♪
哇 Oh, wow!
就这样 That's it.
Gobbles!
抓到你了 Gotcha!
Gobbles!
Timmy?
Gobbles?
Gobbles!
Hagh!
啊 谢天谢地 你没事 孩子 Oh, thank God you're alright, kid.
这是个意外 我保证 It was an accident, I swear!
怎样才能补偿你呢 Is there any way we can make it up to you?
Timmy...
对 没错 Yes, that's it!
就是这个 海伦 水 That's it, Helen, water!
水 Wa-ter!
Wa-wa!
她做到了 She did it!
她做到了 她做到了 ♪ She did it she did it ♪
水 水 水 ♪ Water water water ahhhhh ♪
水 海伦 ♪ Water Helen ♪
水 ♪ Wa-ter ♪
不敢相信她做到了 ♪ We can't believe she did it ♪
这个哑孩子做到了 ♪ The dumb kid really did it ♪
水 海伦 ♪ Water Helen ♪
水 ♪ Wa-ter ♪
现在我能交流 ♪ And now that I can communicate ♪
世界不再冰冷黑暗 ♪ The world is not so cold and dark ♪
水 海伦 ♪ Water Helen ahahhhh ♪
到时候了 小天使 你的压轴表演 Here it comes, angel, your big finale!
观众们将为你疯狂 The audience is going to go wild!
你咋回来了 Oh, back already?
别担心 Maynard完美地帮你顶了 Don't worry, Maynard covered your part flawlessly.
Timmy!
Turkey 开枪 Turkey shoot!
Aaghgh!
Alinicia 天呐 不 Alinicia, Jesus, no!
Hagh, Timmy!
好 准备上 Okay, we're ready for the--
你们这些混蛋干了啥 What the hell did you assholes do?!
这应该是最后登场的 This is supposed to be the big finale
火鸡跳火圈的绝活 where the turkey jumps through the ring of fire!
嘿 看 Hey, look!
Oohhh!
Oh wow, wow!
他们很满意 他们很满意 They loved it, they loved it!
Gobbles!
今晚最后的表演 家长们 And finally tonight, parents,
有请南方公园幼儿园班 we have the South Park kindergarten class.
表演名称 《感恩节 我的朋友（法语）》 Their play is titled "Thanksgiving, Mon Ami".
好了 来了 Okay, here we go.
不能比我们的好 Oh, dude, it can't be better than ours!
就是不能 It just can't be!
感恩节晚餐 开吃了 ♪ Thanksgiving dinner let's all eat ♪
咿呀咿呀呦 ♪ E-i-e-i-o ♪
邀请些印第安人来吃晚餐 ♪ And for our dinner we'll invite some Indians ♪
咿呀咿呀呦 ♪ E-i-e-i-o ♪
这边有个印第安人 那边有个印第安人 ♪ With an Indian here and an Indian there ♪
到处都是印第安人 ♪ Everywhere an Indian Indian ♪
谢谢 ♪ Oh thanks-- ♪♪
Aaghgh!
感恩节快乐 Happy Thanksgiving!
好了 明年见 家长们 Alright, see ya next year, parents!
就这样吗 That's it?
我们忙得屁滚尿流就为了和这个比 We worked our asses off to compete with that!?
是Butters说他们的表演很精彩 Butters told us their play was awesome!
哇 你们没看到吗 Wow, did you see that?
他们还有马 They had a horse, too!
Go-bbles, Timmy!