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南方公园 第4季 第13集 未来战士 South.Park.S04E13.Trapper.Keeper.
♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
♪ Going down to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
你弟弟怎么来了 Dude, what's your little brother doing here?
Ike从今天开始上幼儿园了 Ike is starting his first day of kindergarten.
他不是才3岁吗 But isn't he only three years old?
是啊 不过他是个天才 Yeah, but he's some kind of genius
所以跳级进幼儿园了 so he's getting advanced placement in kindergarten.
我拉裤子了 I pooped my pants.
不过 哥们 看看我的新活页夹 But, dude, check out my new Trapper Keeper.
有五个不同的间隔用来放不同的科目 It has five different compartments for each subject in school
而且它的封面是《恋爱时代》的剧照 -帅啊 and it's all covered with pictures from "Dawson's Creek". - Cool!
《恋爱时代》98年开播的美国青春偶像剧
嘿 伙计们 看看我牛逼的《恋爱时代》活页夹 Hey dudes, check out my sweet "Dawson's Creek" Trapper Keeper
终极未来2000版 Ultra-Keeper Futura 2000.
它有十个不同的间隔用来放不同的科目 Yeah, well, it's got 10 different compartments for every subject in school,
还有一个电动铅笔刀 electronic pencil sharpener,
四个带电子拉链的塑料包 复印机 传真 four plastic bags with electronic zippers, copy machine, fax,
背面还有一张 比Kyle的更好的《恋爱时代》剧照 a better picture of Dawson's Creek on the back than Kyle's.
平板电视 当然 还有多功能导航系统 Flat screen TV and of course, Onstar.
哇 酷 -妈的 Cartman Wow, cool. - Godammit, Cartman!
你知道我妈妈不会给我买这款 所以你才买的 You only got that because you knew my mom wouldn't buy it for me!
哦 但你有一个活页夹 Oh, but you have a Trapper Keep--
你的是个“小破烂夹” 是不 oh, you got the little "Crapper Keeper", didn't you?
至少你的蠢弟弟有个公文包 Well, at least your stupid brother got a briefcase.
因为他是个天才 所以他才进幼儿园 He's going to kindergarten because he's a genius.
什么天才啊 他就是一个小白痴 He's not a genius, he's a little douche bag.
我拉裤子了 I pooped my pants!
他比你聪明多了 死胖子 He's smarter than you, fat boy!
我都不知道你怎么进入四年级的 我觉得 I don't even know how you made it to the fourth grade after all the--
活页夹 我不想听见他的噪音了 Trapper Keeper, I need to drown out my annoying friend,
来点音乐 乡村音乐 响一点 please initiate music: country, high volume.
没人在意你的活页夹 Cartman Nobody gives a crap about your Trapper Keeper, Cartman!
Crabtree女士 Ms. Crabtree!
车上又有个恶心的流浪汉 There's another creepy homeless guy on the bus.
坐下 闭嘴 Sit down and shut up!
他们闻起来和小便一样 But they smell like pee!
我不是流浪汉 I am not a homeless person.
我是四年级新生 -真的吗 I am a new fourth-grade student. - You are?
真的 我叫Bill Cosby（美国戏剧演员） Yes, my name is Bill, Bill Cosby.
上小学 你年纪是不是有点大 Aren't you a little old to be in grade school?
我被留了十个人类年级 I was held back 10 hu-man grades--
我的意思是 十个年级级 unh-I mean, grades.
你们认识Cartman吗 Do you companion friends know Eric Cartman?
我就是 Yeah, that's me.
Eric Cartman Eric Cartman?
而且你有《恋爱时代》活页夹未来2000版 And you have a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Futura S-2000?
你咋知道了 Yeah, you already know about it?
是 当然 Yes, yes, I do.
哈 “没人会在意你的活页夹 Cartman” Well, "nobody gives a crap about your Trapper Keeper, Cartman."
滚开 你这蠢驴 I'm gonna shove that thing up your ass!
你真的在意Cartman的东西比你的好吗 Dude, do you really care if Cartman has something that's better than yours?
不 不 我不在意 No, I don't! I don't care!
看啊 Kyle Ooh, Kyle.
嘿 就是他 Hey, there he is.
那个被称为天才的小子 That's the kid that's supposed to be some kind of genius.
他才三岁 就上幼儿园了 Yeah, he's only three and he's already in kindergarten.
来吧 Come on.
你认为你比我们聪明 So, you think you're smarter than the rest of us?
关于这个世界 你觉得你知道的更多吗 You think you know more about the world
只因为你只有3岁而我们5岁吗 just because you're only three and we're five?
I'm go ba-ba.
孩子们 请坐好 Okay, children, let's take our seats.
我叫Garrison先生 My name is Mr. Garrison,
幼儿园的新老师 and I'm the new kindergarten teacher.
我以前教三年级 I used to be the third-grade teacher,
但因为我有点“神经衰弱” but I had a little "nervous breakdown"
所以我去了山里面 and went into the mountains where I lived off of
靠“死老鼠”维生 "rat carcasses".
现在我好多了 学校允许我继续教学 But I'm all better now and school was nice enough to let me go on teaching...
只是 教的是幼儿园 As long as it was for kindergarten.
这可不是降级 不 But it's not a demotion, no.
一个老师以前教三年级 I mean, just because a teacher was teaching third grade
现在教幼儿园 and now is teaching kindergarten--
这不是降级 对不对 that's not a demotion, is it?
对 对 不是降级 No, that's right, it's not.
开始点名吧 Well, let's start with roll call.
我看看 Filmore Anderson Ah, let's see... Filmore Anderson?
在 Here.
Sally Bans -在 Sally Bans? - Here.
好的 Ike Broflovski Alright, Ike Broflovski?
“曲奇怪兽” "Cookie Monster."
Broflovski 你哥哥在我以前教的三年级班上 Broflovski, I had your older brother Kyle in my third-grade class.
他非常聪明 相信你也一样 He's a very smart kid, I'm sure you are too.
对其他人来说这可是个坏消息 Well, that's bad news for everybody else
因为我根据分数曲线给你们打分 because I will be grading you all on a curve.
还有其他功能使我的活页夹比Kyle的更酷 And so the other thing that makes my Trapper Keeper cooler than Kyle's
它能自动并入任何外围设备 is that it can add any peripheral device to itself automatically.
比如这个计算器 I can take something as simple as this calculator and--
活页夹 -活页夹启动 Trapper Keeper? - Trapper Keeper active.
并入惠灵顿熊计算器 Hybrid with "Wellington Bear" calculator.
准备并入 Ready for hybrid.
现在它就有惠灵顿熊计算器的功能了 And now, I can use Wellington Bear calculator too.
Wow.
我能看看你的活页夹吗 May I hold your Trapper Keeper?
不 恐怕不行 Bill Cosby Uh, no, I'm afraid not, Bill Cosby,
因为它是用我的指纹加密的 because it is coded to the prints on my fingers.
除了我 任何人拿它 If anybody but me tries to hold it
就会被金属长钉刺穿手掌 big metal spikes come out and pierce through their hands.
你净说屁话 Cartman Oh, you're so full of crap, Cartman!
哪有什么金属钉 Metal spikes will not come out!
哦 不相信 那你拿下试试 Oh really, then why don't you hold it?
来嘛 Kyle Well, go on, Kyle,
既然不相信有金属钉 你就拿一下 if it doesn't have metal spikes, then hold it.
拿一下 -我会的 Hold it. - I'm gonna!
给 -我马上就拿 Hold it. - I will!
和我父亲的关系大概就是这么结束的 And that's how the relationship with my father sort of ended.
虽然我们家还有一些难念的经 There's still some sort of skeletons in the closet,
但是情形现在已经有所好转了 but things between us are a little better.
好了 孩子们 我们现在开始选班长 Okay, children, well now it's time for us to elect a class president.
首先 我们推荐候选人 So first we must pick nominees.
谁要提名候选人 Who would like to nominate someone?
我提名Filmore 因为他是班里最聪明的孩子 I nominate Filmore because he's the smartest kid in the class.
好的 Filmore 你是第一个候选人 Okay, Filmore, you'll be our first nominee.
还有谁 And who else?
好的 Jenny Yes, Jenny.
我想去便便 I gotta go doody.
等一会 Jenny 还有谁想推举班长候选人 In a minute, Jenny-- who else wants to nominate a class president?
快点 只有一个候选人 怎么选 Oh, come on, you can't have an election with just one person running,
那多没意思 what's the fun in that?
Ike 你怎么样 你是个天才啊 Ike, how about you, you're a genius?
不 No.
好的 我们的第二个候选人是 天才Ike Okay, our second nominee is "Ike... the Genius".
孩子们 现在让我们听听 每个候选人的竞选演讲 Okay, children, now we'll hear briefly from each nominee.
Filmore 你先来吧 Filmore, why don't you go first.
如果我被选上班长 我将给你们换个大椅子 If I'm elected class president, I'll call for bigger chairs.
每个礼拜五 我将增加两分钟睡觉时间 And on Fridays I'll add two minutes to nap time.
谢谢 Thank you.
非常吸引人 Very enthralling.
好的 Ike 你呢 Okay, Ike, how about you?
曲奇怪兽 眼睛 Cookie Monster... Eyes.
这下难办了 孩子们 Well, this is gonna be a tough one, kids.
哦不 那个新来的怪孩子过来了 Oh no, dude, here comes that weird new kid.
你好 Eric 我能成为你的人类朋友吗 Oh, hello, Eric, can I be your hu-man friend?
我的意思是 朋友 Unh-I mean, friend.
我不知道 我不该交超过30岁的男性朋友 I don't know, dude, I'm not supposed to have male friends that are over 30.
我以前有过失败经历 I kinda got screwed on that once.
求你了 我们会玩得很开心的 比如 人类撞球游戏 Please, we can have fun and play games like hu-man four square.
我的意思是 撞球游戏 I mean, four square.
你不能上来求某人做朋友就做朋友 Dude, you can't just ask to be somebody's friend and be their friend!
交朋友可不是这样的 It doesn't work that way.
如果你想做我的朋友 你得付钱 If you want my friendship you have to pay me.
我明白了 Oh, I see.
我会付给你100个格力嘎石头 Alright, I'll pay 100 galga stones--
我的意思是 人类的美元 我的意思是 美元 I mean, human dollars, I mean, dollars.
好 太棒了 Okay, that's cool.
我们来玩人类的绳球吧 Can we play some hu-man tether ball?
好吧 Alright.
挺好的 伙计们 Pretty sweet, you guys,
玩个绳球就能拿100美元 getting 100 bucks to play tether ball with some--
接球 -啊 serve! - Ah!
到手 Got it!
伙计 他拿着你的活页夹跑走了 Dude, he's running off with your Trapper Keeper!
Wha-huh!
你这个畜生 You son of a bitch!
等下 幸好 Wait a minute, lucky for me
活页夹自动追踪装置还在我这 I have my Trapper Keeper homing device.
刚发生什么了 What the hell just happened?
妈的 我以为四年级会不一样呢 Damn, I thought fourth grade was gonna be different.
6票Filmore 6票Ike So that's six votes for Filmore and six votes for Ike.
最后的一票是 And the last vote is for...
让我们看看 Flora 看不清你选的是谁 Ah, let's see, Flora, I can't tell who you voted for.
你的选票将决定谁胜出 Flora 你选的谁 You've got the winning vote, Flora, who'd you pick?
我不知道. I don't know.
Flora 你必须挑一个 Filmore还是Ike Flora, you have to pick one, Filmore or Ike.
我选 我不知道 Um, I vote for... I don't know.
太好了 Flora还没决定 Oh great, Flora's undecided.
你得坐那 好好想想 Well, you're just gonna have to sit there Flora
直到想清楚选谁 and think about it until you come up with an answer.
好吧 Okay.
Flora 你就选Filmore吧 Flora, just say you vote for Filmore
这样我们就能回家了 so we can all go home.
Um...
不 你想选Ike做班长 No, you want Ike to be president.
今天回不了家了 We're gonna be here all night.
为什么你们不妥协一下呢 Why don't you guys just concede?
Yeah! Yeah!
为什么你们不妥协呢 Why don't you just concede?
是啊 Yeah!
Filmore Filmore Filmore Filmore Filmore! Filmore! Filmore! Filmore!
我想让Filmore当 我想让Ike当 I want Filmore to be-- I want Ike--
天呐 你们怎么像小孩子一样 Oh, for Christ's sakes, you're all acting like a bunch of kids!
左转 我们接近了 把你的枪准备好 Turn left here, we're getting close! Get your gun ready.
Eric 就因为他拿走了你的文件夹 我是不会开枪的 Eric, I'm not gonna shoot anybody for taking your school folder.
它不是学校活页夹 It was not a school folder,
它是《恋爱时代》活页夹未来2000版 it was a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Futura S-2000!
如果 他在那 And if-there he is!
Ah!
抓到你了 Gotcha!
嘿 Hey!
Aah!
哇 天呐 Whoa, dude.
想抢我的活页夹是吧 Oh, try to take my Trapper Keeper, will you?
求求你 你不明白 Please, you do not understand.
逮捕他 Barbrady 你又立功了 Book him, Barbrady, another job well done.
必须摧毁那个活页夹 That Trapper Keeper has to be destroyed.
为什么你总盯着Cartman的活页夹 Bill Cosby Why are you so obsessed with Cartman's Trapper Keeper, Bill Cosby?
Bill Cosby Bill Cosby!
不 听我说 我不是真的Bill Cosby No, listen to me! I am not really Bill Cosby.
我叫BSM-471 My name is BSM-471.
我是一个半机械人 2034年人类制造的 I am a cyborg engineered by hu-mans from the year 2034.
我就知道你不是Bill Cosby Well, I knew you weren't Bill Cosby.
我被送到现在 来毁掉那个活页夹 I have come to destroy that Trapper Keeper
因为它贴有《恋爱时代》剧照 because it was the Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper
属于南方公园里Eric Cartman that belongs to an Eric Cartman in South Park
三年后 它会变成一个全能超级机器 which three years from now manifests itself into an omnipotent super being
毁灭所有人类 and destroys all of hu-manity.
2004年 In the year 2004,
一个具有吞并同化功能电脑连上了一个卫星上行站电脑 a hybrid assimilating computer linked with a satellite uplink computer.
从那里 它慢慢的控制了 From there, it was able to slowly take over
世界上所有的电脑 every computer in the world.
它变的越来越强大 It became stronger and stronger
到了2018年 它摆脱了人类控制 until, by the year 2018, it broke away from mankind
人类对此束手无策 and there was nothing the hu-mans could do.
不久 超级活页夹 It wasn't long before Mighty Trapper Keeper
开始毁灭一切它看起来毫无用处的事物 started to destroy everything it saw as useless...
包括人类 Including humans.
各个国家采取各种手段试图阻止它 The nations tried everything to stop it--
核装置 地震导弹 nuclear devices, seismic missiles--
一切都没用 but nothing worked.
人类组建自己的机器人军队 The hu-mans built robots of their own, whole armies of them.
但是还是不足以阻止活页夹 But nothing was strong enough to stop Trapper Keeper.
所以 最后 人类决定 And so finally, the hu-mans decided to send
派一个机器人回到过去 在活页夹成形前 one of their robots into the past to destroy the Trapper Keeper
摧毁它 before it even got started.
哇 太不可思议了 Wow, that's amazing.
我觉得有时候我们的科技和技术也发展得太快了 Man, I guess sometimes we let our technology and stuff grow too fast.
你觉得呢 Barbrady警官 What do you think, Officer Barbrady?
啊 对不起 我没在听 Huh-oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
Eric 现在你知道为什么我要 毁掉你的活页夹了吧 And so Eric, now you see why we must destroy your Trapper Keeper.
伙计们 我有没有说过它有一个铅笔卷笔刀 You guys, did I mention that it has a pencil sharpener
和一个蜡笔卷笔刀 and a crayon sharpener?
Cartman 它控制了整个世界 并且毁灭了所有的人类 Cartman, it takes over the world and destroys all of humanity!
你们想要我怎么做 哈 What would you guys have me do, huh?
像Kyle一样 拿着个破活页夹到处晃 Walk around with just a plain old trapper keeper like Kyle's,
那就是你们想要的 -对 is that what you want? - Yes!
他妈的 给 拿着 Godammit! Here, take it!
我的心你们也要吗 Do you want my heart as well?
你们会发现它被你们踩在脚下 You'll find it on the bottom of your shoes!
我决定了 I decided.
谢天谢地 Flora Oh, thank God, Flora.
那么 你选谁呢 Alright, who do you vote for?
Ike Umm, Ike.
太好了 Yay! Yay!
好了 现在Filmore总共6票 Okay, so then the total is six votes for Filmore
Ike7票 and now seven votes for Ike.
Ike是新班长 Ike is the new class president.
我们要求重新计票 -什么 We want a recount. - What?
2000年美国大选 小布什和戈尔曾进行重新计票
重新计票 重新计票 重新计票 Recount, recount, recount...
这是我听过的最孩子气的话 Oh, of all the juvenile things I've ever heard--
你输了 Filmore 别像个小孩子一样! You lost, Filmore, don't be such a baby!
好吧 好吧 我再算一下选票 Alright, alright, I'll count up the ballots again.
好的 一票选Filmore Okay, we had one vote for Filmore...
这次 还是Filmore6票 Ike7票 And this time I again get six votes for Filmore and seven votes for Ike.
再重新计票 -对啊 Count 'em again. - Yeah!
不 孩子们 我数了106次了 No, children, I've recounted 106 times now
一直是6票对7票 and I keep coming up with seven to six!
除了一次7票对5票 Except in the one instance where it came out seven to five
和一次12票对14票 and one where it came out 12 to 14.
就这样 Ike是班长 It's over! Ike is class president!
等等 还有一个孩子缺席了 Wait, there's still the absent kid.
Carlos缺席 我们必须等他的投票 Yeah, Carlos is absent, we have to wait for his vote.
你们成熟点好不好 Oh, will you grow up?!
缺席的孩子算在内 缺席的孩子算在内 Absent kids count, absent kids count, absent kids...
天哪 好吧 等那个缺席的孩子 Jesus, alright, we'll wait for tomorrow
明天来投票吧 现在回家去 so the absent kid can cast his vote, now go home!
早上好 人类 -你好 Bill Cosby Good morning, hu-mans. - Hey, Bill Cosby.
我成功摧毁了Eric Cartman的活页夹 I have successfully destroyed Eric Cartman's Trapper Keeper.
我把它弄碎 I broke it apart,
用酸浸泡了主板 烧了存储芯片 dipped the motherboards in acid, burnt the memory chips
然后把接线送到加拿大各地 -就应该这样 and sent the wiring to the four corners of Canada. - That should do it.
Bill Cosby 现在你准备怎么打发你糟糕的机器人生活 So what are you gonna do with your crappy robot life now, Bill Cosby?
这个问题让我也挠头啊 Well, that is a problem that is causing me some disconcern-ment.
我还在这 但是我不应该在这的 I am still here, but I shouldn't be here.
如果已经阻止了活页夹 我应该不存在的 If Trapper Keeper has been stopped, then I should not exist,
但是我还在这 but here I am.
什么事情不对头 Something is still not right.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, dudes.
Cartman 你还有一个活页夹 Cartman, you still got a Trapper Keeper!
对 我真是个天才 Yeah, I'm a genius.
昨晚我回家告诉我妈 我把上一个弄丢了 Last night I went home and told my mom that I lost the last one.
我哭啊哭 最后她受不了了 Then I cried and I cried, and finally she felt so bad
就带我去商店又给我买个新的 that she took me to the store and bought me a new one.
我成功了 So everything worked out.
不 Oh, no!
Cartman 你这头蠢猪 你不能买个新的 Cartman, you dumb ass! You can't get a new one.
他妈的 为什么 Why the hell not?
因为如果是你的活页夹控制了世界 Because if your Trapper Keeper takes over the world,
那么可能不是上一个 而是这个 then maybe it was this Trapper Keeper and not the one before.
等等 所以你们毫无理由 就把我上一个给烧了 So then you guys burnt my last one for no reason.
我们必须把你这个也给毁了 We will have to destroy this Trapper Keeper.
但是 我觉得我妈妈不会再给我买了 But I don't think I can get my mom to buy me another one.
死胖子 你还不明白 你不能有活页夹 Don't you get it? You can't have any Trapper Keepers, fat ass!
屁话 Oh, that is bull crap!
你知道我怎么想吗 And you know what I think?
我觉得整件事情是你们设计好的 I think this whole thing is a setup!
对 Kyle嫉妒我的活页夹 所以他找到这家伙 That's right, Kyle got this guy to say he's a robot from the future
说他是来自未来的机器人 just because he's jealous of my Trapper Keeper.
所以你猜怎么着 And you know what else?
去死吧你们 老子回家了 Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Cartman Cartman!
不 去死吧你们 回家了 No-screw you guys. Home.
好吧 一不做 二不休 Well, that does it.
嘿 你想干什么 Hey, what are you doing?
没得选择了 I'm afraid I have no other choice.
为了全人类 我必须杀了他 For the sake of humanity I have to kill him.
好的 Oh, okay. - Yeah, that's fine.
好 不 等等 -什么 No, wait! - What?
能让我来不 Can I do it?
应该可以吧 Oh well, I suppose.
太好了 你就等死吧 死胖子 Sweet-kiss your ass good-bye, fat boy!
等等 或许还有其他的办法 Wait, perhaps there is another way.
如果你们能带我去Eric Cartman家 If you could take me to where Eric Cartman lives,
我试试看能不能说服他的人类妈妈 I could try reasoning with his human mother.
好的 或者我们可以直接杀了他 Well, yeah, or we could just kill him.
对 那样更利落 他就在那 Yeah, that'd be faster. He's right there.
我怕我下不了手 I'm afraid I can't.
我觉得 我真的开始感觉到你们人类所谓的“同情”了 I think I'm actually starting to feel what you humans call "compassion".
那种感觉太神奇了 It is an amazing feeling.
Ah! Ah!
好了 孩子们 Alright, children, as you know,
我们一直在等缺席孩子的选票 we've been waiting for the absent kid's ballot to come in.
他妈妈好不容易 Well, his mother was nice enough
从医院把他带来 to bring him in from the hospital
让他来投票 so that he could cast his vote.
Harris女士 Mrs. Harris.
非常感谢 Billy Thank you very much, Billy.
别忘了把你的肺捡起来 Don't forget to pick up your lung.
缺席孩子的选票投给 Fillmore Alright, the absent kid's ballot is for... Filmore.
太好了 Yay! Yay!
等一会 Wait one minute!
老天爷 Oh Jesus- tap-dancing-Christ.
我觉得选票设计有误导性 I think the ballots were misleading.
有些孩子都不知道他们选的是谁 Some kids didn't understand who they were voting for.
一个盒子有Filmore的名字 There's a box next to Filmore's name
另一个有Ike的 and a box next to Ike's.
有什么不知道的 What's not to understand?
你那样说 You're just saying that
是因为你知道自己输定了 'cause you know you're gonna lose now.
不 我那样说是因为你是个鼻涕虫 No, I'm saying that because you're a booger-face!
你等着 Well, just you wait,
我的牛叉姑姑就快来了 'cause my famous aunt is on her way right now.
你的牛叉姑姑是谁 Who's your famous aunt?
Rosie姑姑 Rosie O'Donnell （艾美奖获得者 主持人 演员） My Aunt Rosie, Rosie O'Donnell.
你姑姑Rosie O'Donnell要过来 Your Aunt Rosie O'Donnell is coming here?
对的 她在政治上非常活跃 Yeah, she's very active in politics.
她会摆平这一切的 She's gonna set all of this straight.
不是吧 Oh, no.
重新充电 Recharging.
真好 你太酷了 活页夹 Sweet. You're so cool, Trapper Keeper,
我绝不会让那些混蛋把你抢走的 I would never let those assholes take you away.
我不想永远 ♪ I don't wanna wait ♪
为我的活页夹等待 ♪ For my Trapper Keeper to be over... ♪
活页夹准备并入 Trapper Keeper ready to insorb.
太酷了 Oh, cool.
活页夹并入中 Trapper Keeper merging.
Whoa.
所以 Cartman女士 And so you see, Ms. Cart-man,
你不能再给你儿子Eric买活页夹了 you cannot buy your son Eric another Trapper Keeper.
现在不行 以后也不行 Not now, not ever!
对 因为它会和各种处理器融合 Right, because it will hybrid with all those other processors
创造出新的科技黑暗世代 and generate a whole new era of technological darkness.
没错 Correct.
那么 我一定不会再给他买了 Bill Well, I certainly won't buy him any more then, Bill.
太好了 现在只要 Good, now all that is left to do
毁掉Eric手上的活页夹就行了 is destroy the Trapper Keeper Eric has now.
他在哪 Where is he?
在他的房间里 In his room.
但为什么不让我先带你参观一下房子剩下的部分呢 But, why don't I show you the rest of the house first.
啊哦 -又来了 Uh-oh. - Here we go again.
这边走 Billy Come this way, Billy.
好吧 我们自己上楼 Well come on, let's go upstairs
去拿Cartman的活页夹吧 and get Cartman's Trapper Keeper ourselves.
活页夹 Kyle就是妒忌你 Kyle is just jealous of you, Trapper Keeper.
你太牛逼了 You kick ass!
我不想为我的活页夹等待 ♪ I don't wanna wait for my Trapper Keeper- ♪
开门 Cartman 我们来拿你的活页夹了 Open up, Cartman, we're taking your Trapper Keeper.
去死吧你们 去死吧你们 ♪ Screw you guys screw you guys ♪
去死吧你们 ♪ Screw you guys- ♪
活页夹准备并入 Trapper Keeper ready to insorb.
Heh.
妈的 Cartman 开门 Dammit, Cartman, open up!
活页夹准备并入 Trapper Keeper ready for hybrid.
真好 现在它要准备并入什么 Oh sweet, what's it gonna hybrid with now?
Cartman 你最好快点开门 Cartman, you might as well open up,
不然 等Bill Cosby和你妈妈办完事 we're just gonna have Bill Cosby bust the door down
我们让他把你的门撞开 after he finishes having sex with your mom!
Cartman Cartman?
Ahh!
他不会开的 硬闯吧 He's not gonna open it, break it down.
你来 You break it down.
好 准备 1 2 3 不是我 Okay, ready-- 1, 2, 3, not it.
不是我 你输了 Kenny Not it. You lose, Kenny.
Oh!
啊 天哪 他们杀了Kenny Oh my God-- they killed Kenny!
你这个混 You ba-!
Ahh!
Ooh yeah, oh yeah!
怎么回事啊 What the hell is that?
天哪 那是什么东西 Oh my God! What is that thing?
孩子们 一个大球怪 Children, there's some huge bulbous monstrosity
朝着教室来了 heading for the classroom!
天哪 太恐怖了 Oh my God, it's awful!
冲着门来了 It's coming for the door!
你们好 孩子们 -Rosie姑姑 Hello, kids. - Aunt Rosie.
快逃命吧 孩子们 我来把它赶走 Run for your lives, children, I'll try to fight it off!
那是我姑姑 Rosie O'Donnell That's my aunt, Rosie O'Donnell.
Oh.
很高兴见到你 O'Donnell女士 Oh, uh, pleasure to meet you, Ms. Donnell.
你看起来 不错 You're looking... well.
别担心 孩子们 一切都会好的 Don't worry, kids, everything's gonna be fine.
什么情况 What's the problem?
Rosie姑姑 我们觉得我赢了班长选举 Aunt Rosie, we think I won class president.
不 Ike赢了 No, Ike won.
听着 很简单 Look, it's very simple--
我们弄了个投票 然后平票了 we took a vote and the vote tied
所以现在我们准备了一个方法 so now we've gotta come up with a way--
很明显 事情没有那么简单 对吧 Well it obviously isn't that simple, is it?
一个小小的幼儿园老师 I mean, you'd think a little kindergarten teacher
怎么处理得了这种事 could've handled this,
现在都听我的 but now we're gonna do it my way!
我们是活页夹 We are Trapper Keeper.
不好 它朝Cheyenne山去了 Oh no, it's heading for Cheyenne Moun-tain.
那有什么不好的 Why is that bad?
当活页夹并入 It was when the Trapper Keeper assimilated
Cheyenne山里的超级电脑后 with the supercomputer at Cheyenne Moun-tain
它就会成为有防御功能的电脑 that it was able to fuse into our defensive computers.
那我们得在它到达之前阻止它 Then we have to stop it before it gets there.
速度 Bill Cosby Step on it, Bill Cosby!
Mark 看 Hey Mark, look.
哇 那是我所见过的最好的活页夹 Wow, that is about the nicest Trapper Keeper I've ever seen.
Cartman 你必须停下来 Cartman, you have to stop.
我们是活页夹 我们是一体的 We are Trapper Keeper, we are one.
你们朋友肯定部分还存活在里面 A part of your friend must still be alive in there.
他在那 He is in there.
那东西一定是活页夹用来通风的 That must be what Trapper Keeper is using for ventilation.
如果你们能进去 就能到CPU If one of you could get in there, you could reach the C.P.U.
1 2 3 不是我 1, 2, 3, not it.
不是我 妈的 Not it-- Ahh, dammit.
你来这里干什么 Kyle What are you doing, Kyle?
我来试着把你和这个电脑分开 Cartman I'm going to try and break you away from the computer, Cartman,
我要移除它的CPU I need to remove the C.P.U.
恐怕我不会让你那样做的 Kyle I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Kyle.
去死吧 死胖子 Screw you, fat ass!
嘿 你怎么不去死 Hey, screw you.
Cartman Cartman! Ah!
不 No!
好吧 我们要 Okay, so then what we need to do,
手工计算每个人的票数 is count everybody's vote by hand.
然后 我们再手工计一遍 再然后 And after that, we're gonna go over the votes again manually and then--
停下来 停下 停下 Oh stop it, stop it, stop it!!!
孩子们 我们都是一个班的同学 Look, kids, we're all in this kindergarten class together.
大家得互相尊重 We have to respect one another
否则 接下来一年大家都不会过得舒服 or else we're in for a terrible school year.
我们只是想确定 We're just making sure
投我侄子的孩子们没有被骗 that the kids who voted for my nephew don't get cheated.
这个班里一半的孩子 没有投你的侄子 他们呢 Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew! So what about them?
你对他们连屁都不放一个 就因为他们不是和你一边的 You don't give a crap about them because they're not on your side!
像你这样的人 一直鼓吹宽容和无偏见 People like you preach tolerance and open-mindedness all the time,
但是一说到美国中部 but when it comes to middle America
就认为我们是魔鬼 是需要你们政治指引的 you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels
傻蛋乡巴佬 who need your political enlightenment!
能上电视 并不代表你就他妈的了解政府 Well, just because you're on TV doesn't mean you know crap about the government!!
现在 把你的大肥屁股挪开 Now get your ass back on first class
对他们表达自己思想的权利表示点尊重 and respect this class' right to make up their own minds!!
对不起 孩子们 我有点跑题了 Oh, sorry, I got a little off the subject there, kids.
你怎么能这样 How dare you!
我不会听你这个傻蛋乡巴佬乱弹琴的 I will not be preached at by a country bumpkin.
我要离开这个鸟不拉屎的小镇 I'm leaving this podunk town, but in my place
但是 我会派很多律师政治家和媒体过来 I'm gonna send more lawyers, statesmen and press
你从没见过的仗势 than you have ever seen!
孩子们 我觉得我搞砸了 Oh, no, children, I think I just made this a whole lot worse.
Ahh!
Whoa!
是时候了 Well, that does it.
我要向上面报告 I'm gonna have to report this.
一号保安呼叫总部 Guard one to base-- Ahh!
它正在吞并所有的东西 It is infusing with everything.
它已经太强大 阻止不了了 It is already too powerful to stop.
Kyle必须成功 他必须成功 Kyle's got to succeed, he's just got to.
我够不到CPU I can't reach the C.P.U.
你干什么 What are you doin'?
别挡我的路 Get out of my way.
不 现在有两个这种东西了 Oh no, now there's two of those things.
不 我认为另一样东西是Rosie O'Donnell No, I think that other thing is Rosie O'Donnell.
哪一个 Huh? Which one?
我 我怎么看到两个是一样的 It's like I'm seeing double.
我说 别挡我的路 I said, get out of my way!
Aahhh!
Ew.
看啊 我觉得活页夹吞并Rosie O'Donnell Look, I think that infusing with Rosie O'Donnell
让它生病了 has made Trapper Keeper sick.
派是坏的 派是坏的 Euhhh... bad pie, bad pie.
Kyle 机会来了 Cartman很虚弱 This is your chance, Kyle, Cartman is weakened.
拿到了 Got him.
他成功了 He did it!
好了 孩子们 Ike这边的律师 Okay, children, the lawyers for Ike's side
和Filmore的律师意见达成一致 have agreed with the lawyer's on Filmore's side
另外召开会议讨论22-f表格 to hold another meeting regarding form 22-f.
大家都拿到了吗 Do we all have that form?
这是那个幼儿园教室吗 Is this the kindergarten classroom?
Jesse Jackson（第一位竞选总统的黑人） -是我 Jesse Jackson? - That's right.
我相信你们班的非裔美国人 I believe the African-American students in your class
没有被代表 were misrepresented.
我们班没有非裔美国人 We don't have any African- Americans in our class!
哦 再见 Oh-bye.
好吧 显然我们现在要做的 Alright, so apparently what we're gonna do now
是手工统计每个人的选票 is hand count each person's ballot.
Garrison先生 我让步 Mr. Garrison, I concede.
你 你什么 You-you what?
我不想玩下去了 这个游戏太蠢了 I don't wanna play anymore 'cause this game is stupid.
这一点意义也没有 Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
Ike 你是班长了 Ike, you could be class president.
我拉裤子了 I pooped my pants!
现在我们能画手指画了吗 Can we finger paint now?
手指画 手指画 Finger paint! Finger paint!
好 好 我们画手指画 Ah-yes, yes, let's finger paint!
你成功了 Kyle You did it, Kyle.
Kyle救了你的命 死胖子 Kyle saved your life, fat ass.
看 我在逐渐消失 Look, I'm fading!
一定是成功了 我不存在了 It must of worked, I don't exist!
啊 真够贱的 Oh, that's a bitch.
现在一切都恢复正常 Oh, well, I guess everything's fine now.
回家吧 So let's go home.
嘿 Cartman Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, Cartman--
你一直都在戏弄Kyle 现在他救了你的命 All you've been doing is making fun of Kyle and now he saved your life.
你至少欠他一句谢谢吧 You at least owe him a thank you.
哥们 Oh, man...
Cartman Cartman!
好吧 好吧 Alright, alright.
Kyle Kyle...