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南方公园 第3季 第11集 诺亚非舟 South.Park.S03E11.Starvin.Marvin.in.Space.
正在靠近Marklar! Approaching Marklar.
Marklar继续前进准备第一次着陆 Proceed with Marklar and make first contact.
Marklar Marklar!
大家好 Marklar! Greetings, Marklars!
我是Marklar! I am Marklar!
我来到Marklar! I come in Marklar!
哦 Marklar! Oh, Marklar!
Arrrrrgghh!
大家好! 我是Hollis修女 Hello everyone, I am Sister Hollis!
教会选我来非洲工作 I was chosen for my mission work to come here to Africa
传道关于耶稣的一切! and teach you all about the teachings of Jesus!
好的 我们手上都有 免费发放的圣经了么 Okay, then, do we have our Bibles that were handed out freely?
不 不 不 No, no, no!
圣经不是用来吃的 We don't eat the Bibles,
是用来读的! we read them!
现在翻到马克福音第三章十九节! Now, let's turn to Mark 3:19!
来 要记住 Come on, remember--
读圣经加接受基督信仰 reading Bible plus accepting Jesus
就等于食物! equals food!
好的! Good!
现在谁来读一下 马克福音第三章十九节 Now who can read Mark 3:19?
Marvin来读怎么样 How about, Marvin!
不 Marvin! 用上帝的语言 No, Marvin, in God's language--
英语! English.
你去哪里?! 回到你罪恶中去!? Where are you going, back to your life of sin?!
难道你不知道 找不到耶稣 Don't you understand that unless you find Christ,
你和你的同胞将注定 遭受无尽的地狱之火?! you and all your people are doomed to eternal hellfire?
Aaagghh!
Waaagghgh!
所以孩子们 这就是 克利须那神 （印度教）绝对是同志的原因 ...And so, children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay.
嗯 有什么可以帮你么?! Uhh, can I help you?
是的!我是Connley 这位是Finx Yes, I'm Conley, and this is Finks.
我们是CIA We're with the CIA.
我们来这是为了和你几个学生谈话的 We're here to speak with some of your students.
你 你 你还有你 You, you, you and you.
哦 看在Pete的份上 你们这群小混蛋这次做了什么! Oh for Pete's sake, what have you bastards done now?
嘿! 是Kyle在小便池上大号 Ay, that was Kyle that went number two in the urinal!
不 不是 死胖子! No it wasn't, fat ass!
我看见是你干的 I saw you do it!
孩子们 我们要和你们谈的 Boys, we need to talk to you
是有关国家安全的事 就现在 about a matter of national security, now!
我希望你们给他们点颜色看看! I hope you give 'em the chair!
好了 孩子们 就像我刚才说的 Anyway, children, as I was saying,
克利须那神是同性恋! the Hare Krishnas are totally gay...
哦 老兄 看样子不太行啊! Oh dude, this is not good.
放松 死胖子 Relax, fat ass.
不是 老兄 我在电视里面看过这种场面 No dude, I've seen this on TV.
他们直接拿灯照你 They shine that light in your face
然后为了要让你开口 就狂挤你小弟弟 and then try to get you to tell them stuff
那是相当用力啊 by squeezing your balls really hard!
什么! What?!
老兄 我见过! Dude, I've seen it!
他们带着皮手套捏你的蛋蛋 They grab your balls with their leather-gloved hands
能多用力就多用力 and squeeze as hard as they can
直到蛋蛋像葡萄一样被挤破掉! until they pop like little grapes!
噢 老兄 Ow, dude!
从Kenny开始 从Kenny开始 Start with Kenny! Start with Kenny!
放松 孩子们 我们 只是想和你们谈谈 Relax, boys, we just need to talk with you.
跟你说了吧 死胖子 I told you, fat ass.
大约在31小时前 Approximately 31 hours ago,
有人看见一个异族小孩驾驶着 an ethnic-looking child was spotted flying
某种先进宇宙飞船在中国领空出现 some kind of state-of-the-art aircraft over Chinese airspace.
哇 好酷 Whoa, cool!
酷?! Cool?
那架飞船里面的钚（用于产生原子能） The craft appears to have enough plutonium fuel aboard
足以炸毁一座大城市! to blow up a large city.
你觉得很酷么?! Do you think that's 'cool'?!
酷毙了! Totally!
好了 孩子们 我们只需要知道 一件事 Alright children, we just need to know one thing:
你们认识这个人么 do you know... this person?
嘿! 那是饥饿Marvin! Hey, that's Starvin' Marvin!
谁?! Shh! - Who?
你个白痴 Cartman! You dumbass, Cartman!
他们要挤他的蛋蛋了! Now they're gonna go squeeze his balls!
哦! 我们不认识他! Oh... we don't know him.
我们已经知道你们认识他! We already know you know him.
我们有这个 We have this!
他是谁!? Now, who is he!?
哦! Kyle放了个臭屁 给你们来一个?! Kyle's making mud pies, you guys want one?
这么问不出东西的! This is getting us nowhere.
我们得采取更严厉的方法 We'll have to resort to more drastic measures.
但是他们只是孩子! 我们不能拷问他们! But they're just kids, we can't torture them!
我们不知道这个飞船有什么功能 Look, we don't know what that craft is capable of
但是这个孩子迟早得在某个地方降落 but the kid is going to have to land it somewhere.
天知道这落后愚昧 丧心病狂的第三世界落后国家 God only knows what sadistic, backwards third-world country
想用飞船来干什么! could get their hands on that ship!
飞在高空中远离尘嚣! ♪ Soaring so high above the world ♪
从没想过我能如此自由! ♪ Never thought I could be so free ♪
我与鸟齐飞 满眼尽是奇迹! ♪ I'm one with the birds and magic is all I see-- ♪♪
哦 看上面! Oi, look up there!
是UFO! It's a UFO!
哦 一个诡异的外星人! Oi, that's one creeeepy alien.
市长 和他说话! Talk to him, mayor!
高贵伟大的外生物 Great and noble alien creature,
作为这个美丽星球的澳洲的市长 as mayor of the fine planet of Australia
我欢迎你来到我们美丽星球的澳洲 I welcome you to our fine... planet of Australia.
欢迎欢迎 热烈欢迎! Chippy, chip!
Choorah!
小心 他有枪 Look out, he's got a gun!
Aaaghgh!
等等 那不是枪 Wait, it's not a gun!
是张纸 It's a piece a pay-pa!
Oh.
我猜他是想告诉我们 Oh, I think he's trying to tell us that
他想把他的种族定居到澳洲 he wants to relocate all his species here to Australia!
嗯 外星人 我们很欢迎你的到来 Well, you certainly are welcome here, alien.
事实上 我们有个教会 In fact, there's a mission right over there
那里可以接收你们所有人! that will take all of your people in!
你好啊 Hello!
我猜那个小东西不喜欢传教士! Guess the little pecker doesn't like missionaries.
现在我再问你们一次 Now, I'll ask you again...
开走我们飞船的小孩是谁?! Who is the little boy that took our ship?
我们不知道! We... we don't know...
Aaaagaghgh!
Aaaagghgh!
这个人是谁?! Who is this person?!
杀了我! K-kill me...
再来一次! Do it again!
Aaaghghgh!
不 等等 我告诉你! No, wait... I'll-I'll tell you.
他是埃塞尔比亚一个快饿死的孩子 He's... he's a little starving Ethiopian kid...
我们收养过他! We adopted him.
Cartman!
从谁那里收养的! Adopted from who?!
Sally! Sally Struthers! Sally... Sally Struthers...
电视上的那位女士 The lady on TV...
她什么都知道 Sally Struthers! She knows everything... Sally Struthers.
Sally Struthers! 去哪里可以找到她! Sally Struthers! Where can we find her?
我知道Sally Struthers在哪里! I know exactly where Sally Struthers is!
放他们走吧! Let them go.
干得好 死胖子! Good job, fat ass!
老兄 我受不了那个气球了 Dude, I couldn't take that balloon.
再来几个小时 Another couple hours of that
我肯定要被气死了! and I would have been totally pissed off.
随便啦 去看电视吧 Whatever, let's go see what's on TV.
先生们 Struthers女士在可以接见你们了 Gentlemen, Ms. Struthers can see you now.
我告诉你 Bill Sally Struthers有点胖 Now I'm warning you, Bill, Sally Struthers is a bit heavy.
但是什么都别说 她很敏感! But don't say anything because she's pretty sensitive.
哦 我什么也不会说的! Oh I would never say anything.
我看到有些节目嘲笑Sally Struthers的体重 I saw some show where they made fun of Sally Struthers' weight
但是我觉得这很过分! and I thought it was totally cruel.
她救人济世 你知道的 I mean, she helps people, you know?
啊! Struthers小姐! Ah, Mrs. Struthers...
Ho, ho, ho, ho...
Struthers小姐 我们知道你集资几百万元 Ms. Struthers, we understand you have helped raise
帮助埃塞俄比亚快饿死的孩子们 millions of dollars to help starving children in Ethiopia.
我们想要知道其中一个孩子的一些信息 We need information on one of the Ethiopians.
你得告诉我们你知道的所有情况 You must tell us everything you know about him.
Doh ba-kin?
他叫... 叫...饥饿Marvin! His name is Starving Marvin.
哦 是的 这是一个呀呀巧克力棒 Struthers小姐! Why yes, it is a "Chocolate Yum Yum Bar", Ms. Struthers...
我还有更多! And there are several more where that came from.
当然 如果你不告诉我们 这个埃塞俄比亚小孩.. Of course, if you don't want to tell us about the Ethiopian boy...
Mo naka!
很高兴我们可以合作! I'm glad we can do business...
快点 老兄 Come on dude, there's gotta be something about
肯定会有饥饿Marvin的新闻! Starvin' Marvin in the news.
我找不到! 等等! 这是什么! Well, I can't find anything. Wait what's this?
上帝希望你们能给我们捐款 God wants you to send us money.
上帝需要你们把钱捐到我们这里 我们才可以救助其他人 He needs you to send us money so we can help others...
哦 天啊 又是这个家伙! Oh, my God, this guy again.
为什么会有人捐款到这个混球那里 Why would anybody send this asshole money?
他拿了钱塞鸡鸡眼里! Mpphmprph mrph mrph.
粪发涂墙 Holy shit!
Whoa!
Aw! Awww!
烂货 Oh, weak!
饥饿Marvin! Starvin' Marvin!
他真的开走飞船了! He did take a ship!
哦 干得好Marvin! 希望你有 Well nice job, Marvin. I hope you got
一千块钱赔我的房子 about a thousand dollars to pay for my house!
老兄 跟他搭上你就完蛋了 Dude, you're gonna get busted for taking this thing.
我猜他是要我们上去! I think he wants us to get in!
爽! Kick ass!
哇! 这个东西酷毙了! Wow, this thing is awesome!
去兜风吧! Let's go somewhere!
飞在高空中远离尘嚣! ♪ Soaring so high above the world ♪
从没想过我能如此自由! ♪ Never thought I could be so free ♪
我与鸟齐飞满眼尽是奇迹! ♪ I'm one with the birds and magic is all I see ♪
好棒啊! This is great!
耶 不过这首恶心的歌是谁的 Yeah, but where is that crappy song coming from?
可以关掉么 Can we turn that off?
恩 这样好多了 Yeah, that's better.
你好啊 今天过的好么 Hello, how are we doing today?
看我给你带什么来了! Look what I got for you--
不是 不是吃的 是一个十字架! No, it's not food, it's a cross!
上面还印有你的教名 And it has your new Christian name printed on it.
从现在开始 你就是Michael! From now on, you are "Michael."
你能说出 Michael么 Can you say "Michael"?
Click?
Miiii-chael.
Click.
哦 好吧 你迟早会念的 Oh, well, you'll get it.
你好啊 David兄弟 你有什么罪恶要忏悔么 Hello, brother David, do you have any sins to confess?
有人要忏悔么 Anybody? Sins to confess?
Joshua?
今天我想起了圣歌 第四十六首三十九行 You know, today I am reminded of psalm 46, line 39.
"尽管山在摇晃.." "though the mountains shake and--"
- 他们在这! - 你们是什么人 Here they are! - Who are you?
我们是美国政府人员! We're with the American government!
Sally Struthers告诉我们可以找到饥饿Marvin的地方 Sally Struthers told us where we'd find Marvin's parents!
好啊 Click Click Dirk先生夫人! Hello there, Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Derk!
我知道你们心里清楚我们来这里的原因! I think you know why we're here!
别 老兄 你不会想带你的同胞来墨西哥的 No dude, you don't want to bring your people to Mexico.
那里也有传教士! There's missionaries there, too.
不行! 犹他州也不行 No way, not Utah!
犹他州什么都没有 除了传教士 Utah's nothing but missionaries!
老兄 看起来好像世界所有地方他都试过了 Dude, it looks like he's tried everywhere in the world.
他没有到过这里 Well he hasn't been... here yet.
这是哪里! Where's this?
Wwwaaaaaghghgh!
你他妈的按了什么按钮 Cartman What the hell did you hit, Cartman?!
哦 天啊 那个他妈的到底是什么东西?! Oh, my God, what the hell is that thing?!
Aaaaggghhhh!
我们在哪里?! Where are we?
我们好像是在外星球了 We're on, like, some foreign planet.
这个地方太好了 This place is rad!
看那些树什么的 Look at all the trees and stuff!
问候你们!欢迎来到Marklar! Greetings, welcome, to Marklar.
哦 谢谢 Uh, thanks.
我叫Marklar Marklar们的首领 I am Marklar, leader of the Marklar.
哦 好酷啊 我叫Stan Uh, cool. My name is Stan,
嗯 我是地球的首领! and, uh, I'm the leader of Earth.
Marklar般的祝福送给你 Marklar to you.
- 好酷! - 嘿 我才是地球的首领 Cool! - Ay, I'm the leader of earth!
去死吧 Cartman 我先叫首领的 Screw you, Cartman, I called leader first.
嗯就算你叫首领到七孔流血 Well, you can call leader till your ass bleeds,
你也不是首领! but it doesn't make it true!
非常感谢把我们的Marklar带回来 We are very thankful to you for bringing our Marklar back to us.
我以为你们把你们星球称为Marklar! Wait, I thought you called your planet Marklar.
哦 在Marklar上 我们把所有的人 地方 东西都叫成Marklar! Oh, here on Marklar, we refer to all people, places and things as Marklar.
我们的朋友 Marvin和他的同胞 Well, our friend Marvin and all his people
住在地球上的一个地方 那个地方很烂 have to live on a part of Earth that sucks ass.
食物什么的都长不出东西! They can't grow food or nothing.
要是你们能让Marvin和他的同胞 Yeah, so it would be really cool if you would let
来这里住就好了! Marvin and all his people come live here.
嗯 Marklar这里的确有很多空地 Well, there is a lot of room on Marklar.
如果这里的Marklar同意他 把他的Marklar带到Marklar上来 If Marklar here wants to bring his Marklar to Marklar,
那就行! that would be fine.
开我们的Marklar去Marklar Just take our Marklar back to Marklar
把Marklar都带来吧 and bring all the Marklar back with you.
哦 谢谢 Uh... Thanks.
我们再问你们一次 Click Click Derk先生太太 Let's go through this one more time Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Derk!
你们儿子Marvin开走了我们要的飞船 Your son Marvin has a ship that we want.
我们怎么才可以找到他拿回来! How can we get it from him?
我们是CIA We are the CIA!
那艘飞船是属于我们的 That ship needs to be with us!
也许我们该拿走你们珍藏的东西 Maybe we should just take something precious of yours!
哼 Huh?!
啊哈 这个 A-ha! This!
比如这个想葫芦的东西! This... gourd-thingy, for instance!
你们觉得怎样 哼 How do you like that, huh?!
如果你还想要这个...小...东西 If you ever want to see this... little thingy again,
我建议你们联系你们的孩子 I suggest you contact your boy!
他在那儿! There it is!
离开飞船 孩子们! Back away from the spacecraft, children!
不! 不 没关系的 No, no! It's okay!
这个飞船带我们到了另一个星球! The ship took us to another planet!
一个葱翠美丽叫做Marklar的地方 A beautiful, lush place called Marklar!
耶! 而且里的首领说 所有的埃塞俄比亚人 Yeah, and the leader, he said that all the Ethiopians
都可以去那里居住 can go live there!
外星种族 An alien race?
他们听说过基督圣言么! Have they heard the word of Christ?
没有 从来没有听过 它是完美的 No, never! It's perfect!
哦 不! 那些可怜灵魂啊! Oh, no, those poor souls!
我们得把福音传给他们! We must spread the gospel to them!
什么?! What?
快 Marvin! 我们要赶在传教士之前 Come on, Marvin, we got to get your people to Marklar
把你们送到Marklar! before the missionaries do!
你们不允许这么做! You'll do nothing of the kind!
这艘飞船现在为美国政府所有! This ship is now property of the United States government!
不 No!
打电话给他们的妈妈! Call those boys' mothers.
我相信她们肯定很想知道 I'm sure they'll be very interested in the trouble
她们孩子这次闯了什么祸 their boys have been up to!
啊 不要啊 天呐 Oh, no, dude!
知道么Susan 有很多伟大的传教士 You know Susan, there's so many great missionaries doing work
在外工作 在非洲各地 out there in parts of Africa.
我们正努力将圣经传播到世界各地 We're trying to get bibles to people all over the world
我们需要的是大家的帮助 and what we need is the help of everyone out there
这样我们才可以继续这些项目! so we can continue these projects.
听这个消息 Susan Now, listen to this, Susan.
我们在北非的一个传教士 One of our missionaries in North Africa
有一个惊人的发现 has made an amazing discovery--
在Alpha-Seti 6星系的一个 星球上 a new planet in the galaxy Alpha Seti 6
有高智能生物存在 that has intelligent life on it.
太让人惊讶了! Amazing!
现在 我们不确定这些超智能生物是什么样子 Now, we're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like,
但是有一件事可以确定 but one thing is for sure,
他们从来没有听说过基督耶稣! they have never heard of Jesus Christ.
我们600俱乐部怎么才能帮助这些可怜的外星人呢?! （模仿的是基督广播网的700club） What can we do at the 600 Club to help those poor aliens?
我们要的是 Susan 是需要钱来建造一艘星际航舰 What we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstellar cruiser.
这个飞船能够通过虫洞 Now, this spaceship will be able to travel through a wormhole
传递基督耶稣的至理真言 and deliver the message and glory of Jesus Christ
给这些没有听说过上帝的外星人 to those godless aliens!
现在就汇款过来吧 阿门! Send your money now. Amen!
希望在我们测试完成前 I want everyone to keep a safe distance from the craft
所有人都与飞船保持安全距离! until we can run some tests!
先生 打扰一下 Tom Brokaw（NBC著名主持人）要见你 Excuse me, gentlemen, uh, Tom Brokaw is here to see you.
Tom Brokaw?! 不是吧 媒体就已经知道了! Tom Brokaw? Oh no, the press already?
嗨 好啊 先生们! Ah, good day, gentlemen.
我猜你是Mr.Brokaw Uh-huh... Mr. Brokaw, I presume?
你猜的没错 先生! You presume wisely, sir.
我来这里采访这个大新闻 独家报道! I'm here to get the big story, the big scoop.
我知道你们找到了外星人的飞船 I understand that you found some kind of ship from an alien race.
在我Tom Brokaw 普利策新闻奖得主看来 Seeing as though I am Pulitzer prize-winning Tom Brokaw--
嘿 孩子 你真的觉得你们可以骗到人么 Look, kid, did you really think this was going to fool anybody?
你看起来一点也不像Tom Brokaw! You don't look anything like Tom Brokaw!
什么?! 你居然敢怀疑我诚实 What? Dare you question my integri'tah?
我告诉过你 Tom Brokaw没有胡子 死胖子 I told you Tom Brokaw doesn't have a mustache, fat ass!
什么?! Wha--?
嗯 哦! 我今天吃了坏的墨西哥玉米煎饼 Oh, I had some bad burritos today.
好了 孩子们 该回你们自己的地方去了 Alright, boys, time to get back to your quarters!
Oh.
混蛋! Son of a bitch!
- 快跑! - 抓住他们! 嘿 兄弟们 等等我! Run for it! Get em!
- Kenny! - 算了 他没用了! Kenny! - Forget him! He's done for!
他还没死 他还站在那里! He's not done for! He's standing right there!
老兄 等等我! - 不! 不! 他死了! 快! No, no! He's done for! C'mon!
Nooo!
靠 靠 靠! Dammit, dammit, dammit!
好! 我们成功了! Alright, we made it! - Okay, Marvin,
好了 Marvin! 是带你的同胞去新家的时候了! Time to take your people to their new home!
那是什么?! What was that?!
我是传教士600 This is the Missionary 600.
我们已经将你们锁定为攻击目标 We have you locked on, fire ready.
请马上掉头回来! Turn back right now!
Aagh! Waaghh!
- 他们向我们开火! - 快 Marvin! 带我们去Marklar! They're shooting at us! - Quick, Marvin, get us to Marklar!
嗯 上次我们是怎么弄的?! Well, how'd we do it last time?!
Cartman只是按了个键 飞船就自己飞了! Cartman just hit the button and the ship flew itself.
你按了那个键 Cartman?! Which button did you press, Cartman!?
嗯 我不记得了! I don't remember.
你不记得了?! You don't remember?!
- 你个废人 Cartman! - 嘿 当时我们被挟持了 You dumbass, Cartman! - Ay! I was under duress!
可能是这个 Maybe it was this one...
飞在高空远离尘嚣 ♪ Soaring so high above the world-♪
Arrrrhh!
飞船好像是用超强耐力的合金制成 Their ship seems to be made out of a super-strong alloy.
我们激光打不透的 These lasers aren't powerful enough!
各位 上帝之箴言将遍布世界 Everyone, the word of the God is going around the world,
非常感谢你们的帮忙 and all your help is so greatly appreciated.
我们现在需要的是一台氩弧激光器 What we need now is an argon-crystal laser.
氩弧激光器能刺穿厚衬铅 You see, an argon-crystal laser can pierce thick space hulls
别的镭射激光都不行 in a way that other lasers just can't.
请你们马上汇钱来吧 谢谢 Send your money now. Uh, thank you.
Konba do naka bi?
Struthers小姐 据我们了解 你有一艘自己的飞船 Ms. Struthers, we understand that you have a ship of your own,
一艘可以穿越星际的飞船 one capable of interstellar travel.
我们要征用你的飞船来捉拿那些男孩 We need to use your ship to catch those boys.
我们愿意付出任何代价 We will do anything for that technology.
Struthers小姐 要是那些埃塞俄比亚人到了另一个星球 Ms. Struthers, if those Ethiopians make it to another planet,
还有谁会继续往你的基金里面汇钱?! who will send money to your foundation?
没有埃塞俄比亚人 你就没有吃的! Without Ethiopians... you have no food.
Wo! So chaka kuram!
哦 没问题 Struthers小姐 Oh, that won't be a problem, Ms. Struthers...
我们有保障 We have collateral.
我想出去! Mph rmph!
Ho ho ho ho!
Hee hee hee hee!
我看见异教徒在视线内了! I have the infidels in my sights!
靠 Holy shit!
我靠! 他们有光子鱼雷! Holy crap! They have photon torpedoes!
现在 我们的偏转保护器 Now our deflector shields are useless
抵挡不住光子鱼雷 against photon torpedoes,
我们现在很需要你们的帮助 and we really need your support on this one folks.
这里是俱乐部600 我们需要你们的钱 Here at the 600 Club, we need your money
来传播耶稣箴言 to spread the word of Jesus
和在我们的星际船舰上建造更先进的偏转保护器 and build more advanced deflector shields for our galactic cruiser.
现在打入电话 我们将赠送这个扣针 Call now, and we'll give you this free pin!
你打中他们了 Marvin! You got 'em, Marvin!
是啊! 现在就解决他们! Yeah, now finish 'em off!
警告! 偏转保护器失效! Warning: Deflector shields failing.
那东西从哪里来的?! Where did that come from?!
Wo ho ho ho!
好的 将他们引入牵引光束 Good! Now get them in our tractor beam!
我们抓住他们了 Now, we've got 'em!
是Sally Struthers! Ho, ho, ho, ho... - It's Sally Struthers!
他们会回埃塞俄比亚 Well, it appears they'll be going back to Ethiopia,
我们可以去找外星人了 so we can go on to the aliens!
抱歉Marvin 我们尽力了 Sorry, Marvin... we tried...
等等 Struthers小姐 Struthers小姐 Wait! Ms. Struthers, Ms. Struthers?!
Struthers小姐 拜托 Whoa? =Ms. Struthers, please,
就听我说一句 just listen to me for one second.
你创建这个"喂饱孩子基金会" 是出于非常好的目的 You started the Feed the Children Foundation for wonderful reasons.
帮助那些生活在贫瘠土地上无助挨饿的人们 To help starving, helpless people who lived in a rotten part of the world.
这也是现在我们帮助我们的朋友Marvin的原因 Well, it's for those reasons we want to help our friend Marvin now.
Struthers小姐别忘了我们给你的礼物 Ms. Struthers, don't forget the gift we gave you--
硝化甘油里的小孩! the child in carbonite.
Struthers小姐 你帮助了这么多人 Ms. Struthers, you help so many people.
你教会了我们帮助他人才是生命的真谛 And you taught us that helping people is what life is all about.
我们想要做的只是和你一样 All we want to do... is be like you.
这 What the--
她买账耶 She bought it!
Sally Struthers救了我们! Sally Struthers is saving us!
嗯 观众们请不要转台 有新消息 Now stay with me on this one, folks...
Sally Struthers有一艘Tiberian Junker Sally Struthers has a Tiberian Junker,
这是Hutt家最钟爱的飞船 which is the favored ship of the Hutts,
她用牵引光束困住了 and she has trapped our new CBC Ship in a...
我们cbc的新船舰 Positronic Tractor Beam.
所以我们现在需要一个离子牵引破坏器 So we're gonna need an Ionic Tractor Disrupter.
不是常规的离子牵引破坏器 Now, not a regular Ionic Tractor Disrupter
而是一个负离子牵引破坏器 but a Negative Ionic Tractor Disrupter
来传播耶稣箴言 to, uh, help spread the word of Jesus.
我不知道这他妈的是什么东西… I look like a fucking idiot up here.
我们的机会来了 Now's our chance!
等等 我想起来了 是红色按钮! Wait--I remember! It was the red button!
他们开启了虫洞! They've opened the wormhole!
它把我们吸进去了! It's pulling us in!
Arrrrrrghh!
Arrrrhhhhh!!
拜托! 拜托! 我们都糊涂了 Please, please, please, we are confused!
你们一个Marklar一个Marklar的说 You must explain one-at-a-Marklar!
外星人朋友 我们是来这里传播耶稣箴言 Alien friend, we are here to spread the word of Jesus.
他为你们的罪恶而死的 He died for your sins.
谁?! Marklar?! Who, Marklar?
我们带Marvin和他的同胞迁居这里 We brought Marvin and his people to live here
但是这些混蛋也跟过来了! but these buttholes followed us!
带着Marklar? Brought...Marklar?
Marklar是什么 What is Marklar?
嗯 在这个Marklar上 所有东西 Here on Marklar, everyone and everything
都被称之为Marklar! is referred to as "Marklar".
这样不会弄混么?! Doesn't that get confusing?
哦 不会 看! Oh no, watch this--
嘿 Marklar! Hey, Marklar!
是的 Yes?
看见了么! You see?
等等! Wait!
等等! 我想我能解释清楚! Wait, I think I can explain this whole thing...
Marklar Marklar...
这些Marklars 想改变你们Marklar These Marklars want to change your Marklar.
他们不想要这个Marklar或者这些Marklars在这里居住 They don't want this Marklar or any of his Marklars to live here
因为损害了他们的Marklar because it's bad for their Marklar.
他们用Marklar迫使这些 Marklars They use Marklar to try and force Marklars
相信他们的Marklar! to believe their Marklar.
如果你们让他们呆在这里 他们将会建造越来越多的Marklars! If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars.
他们将要带走你们的Marklars 用他们的取而代之 They will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklar.
生活在Markla 这些Marklars 没有好的Marklar These Marklars have no good Marklar to live on Marklar
所以他们必须来Marklar so they must come here to Marklar.
拜托 让这些Marklars住在这里 在这里他们能生活 繁荣 Please, let these Marklars stay where they can grow and prosper
没有Marklars Marklars 或者Marklars的打扰! without any Marklars, Marklars or Marklars.
小Marklar 你的Marklars真实而睿智! Young Marklar, your Marklars are wise and true.
他到底说了什么?! What the hell did he say?
哇 干得好啊 老兄! Wow, good job, dude!
谢谢! Thanks.
这些Marklar可以留下 The Marklars can stay!
好耶! Alright!
你们Marklar必须离开! You Marklars must leave.
你们将永远待在地狱之火里的 But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!
是的 那很好 Yes, that's nice.
谢谢你们的到来 Thank you for stopping by.
Marvin 很高兴再次见到你 Well, Marvin, it was sure cool seeing you again.
不 我们得走了 Sally Struthers No, we gotta go, Sally Struthers
会载我们回地球的 is gonna give us a ride back to Earth.
Bo chaka bi!
再见，Marvin Goodbye, Marvin!
有空我会来拜访的 Maybe we'll come visit sometime!
耶 也许Jesse Jackson能成为总统! （美国公民权利活动家） Yeah, and maybe Jesse Jackson'll be president!
- 老兄 - 什么?! Dude! - What?
我们不会来看他的 We're not gonna come visit him.
我知道 但是你别告诉他 I know, but you don't tell him that!
无所谓啦! Whatever.
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♪ I fix the robots ♪
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♪ In need of no one ♪
♪ In want of nothing ♪
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