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南方公园 第3季 第10集 口袋宝贝阴谋 South.Park.S03E10.Chinpoko.Mon.
* 欢迎来到南方公园 * ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
* 享受好时光 * ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
* 到处都是友好的脸 * ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
* 来到南方公园 * ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
* 可不要大惊小怪 * ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
* 大车小车随便停 * ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
* 到了南方公园 * ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
* 看你感觉多自然 * ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
* 快来南方公园 * ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
* 让你笑口常开 * ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
别吵 猫咪 No, kitty!
这是我的香辣路易斯安那热烤嫩鸡块 These are my spicy hot Louisiana- baked chicken tenders!
别吵 猫咪 No, kitty!
总有一天我要集齐小鸡鸡怪 Someday I will collect all the Chinpokomon!
然后 我就能打败邪恶力量了 Then, I will fight the evil power that will reveal itself
什么是邪恶力量 得在集齐所有小鸡鸡怪后才会揭示 once all the Chinpokomon are collected! Oh!
不行 猫咪 No, kitty!
不能给你吃这些嫩鸡块 You can't have these chicken tenders,
因为它们是我的 我要留给自己 because they are mine, and I keep mine to myself! Oh!
请明天继续收看 下一集精彩的 Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another inexplicable episode
小鸡鸡怪 of Chinpokomon!
- 哦耶 - 嘿 小朋友们 Hurray! - Hey, kids!
- 你们喜欢小鸡鸡怪吗? - 喜欢 Do you love Chinpokomon? - Yes!
那么 现在你可以拥有你自己的小鸡鸡怪了 Well, now you can buy your very own!
我要买小鸡鸡怪 ♪ I've got to buy Chinpokomon ♪
我要买 我要买 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
现在 你能收集所有的小鸡鸡怪 Now, you can collect them all!
Furrycat! Donkeytron!
Pengin! Shoe! Lambtron!
集齐所有 你就能成为 Collect them all, and you can become
皇冠级小鸡鸡怪大师 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
皇冠级小鸡鸡怪大师? 我靠 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster? Holy shit!
所有的小鸡鸡怪已在商店出售 All the Chinpokomon are in stores now!
小鸡鸡怪是宇宙超级玩具第一名 Chinpokomon is super universe toy number one!
我要买小鸡鸡怪 ♪ I've got to buy it, Chinpokomon ♪
妈妈 妈妈 Mom! Mom!
妈妈 我是认真的 Mom! Seriously!
在玩具店有卖 妈妈 This thing at the toy store, Mom!
这里 必须去 玩具店 - Eric 别激动 Hnya! Must go! Toy store! - Eric! Calm down!
我是认真的 妈妈 必须去 必须买 But seriously! Mom! Must go! Must buy!
是什么啊 Eric? What is it, Eric?
妈妈 我刚刚听到的 Mom, I've only just heard!
他们制造了小鸡鸡怪玩具 妈妈 They're making Chinpokomon dolls, Mom!
你能集齐它们 你能集齐它们 You can collect them all! You can collect them all!
母亲大人 快 我们必须得去玩具店 Mother, quick! We must get to the toy store!
我在做午饭呢 Eric I'm making us some lunch right now, Eric!
但是 妈妈...我要比别人早买到小鸡鸡怪 But, Mom, I have to get a Chinpokomon doll
这样他们才会觉得我很酷 before everybody else does, 'cause then I'll be cool.
不能等明天吗 宝贝? Can't it wait till tomorrow, hon?
但是 妈妈 我得第一个买 But, Mom, I have to get the first one
不然别人就不觉得我酷了 or else people won't think I'm cool!
- 好吧 走吧 - 太好了 All right. Let's go. - Sweet!
他们看到我的小鸡鸡怪会羡慕死的 Everybody's gonna be so jealous when they see my Chinpokomon!
哦 我靠 Oh! God damn it!
- 嘿 死胖子 - 嘿 死鸡巴 Hey, fat ass! - Hey, dickhole!
我想你也看了广告吧 I guess you saw the commercial, too!
是的 我买了Roostor LambTron和Shoe Yep! I've got Roostor, Lambtron, and Shoe!
哦 那不错 不过我要 买Pengon Well, that's nice! But, I'm gonna get a Pengin!
它是最酷的 He's the coolest!
我靠 Pengons卖光了 God damn it! There's no more Pengins!
Kenny Pengon是我的最爱 那是最后一个了 Kenny! Pengin is my favorite! That's the last one!
让给我 Let me have it! - Mm-mm.
是我的 Kenny 给我 Mnya, Kenny! Let me have it!
是我的 给我 Pengon 是我的 Mnya! Mnya! Gimme Pengin! Mnya!
说实话 我都不知道他们 Honestly, I don't see what they find
觉得这东西哪里好玩 so amusing about those things.
- 它们好奇怪 - 哪里产的 They're so strange. - Where are they from?
是日本来的新东西 Well, it's some new big thing from Japan.
我告诉你 那些日本人确实知道怎么向小朋友推销产品 I tell ya, those Japanese really know how to market to kids.
我要集齐所有的小鸡鸡怪 I've got to collect all Chinpokomon!
集齐所有以后我就能成为 I've got to collect them all so I can become
皇冠级小鸡鸡怪大师 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster, oh!
订购小鸡鸡怪 你就能拥有愉快感觉 Order Chinpokomon, and you will have happy feelings!
我得成为皇冠级小鸡鸡怪大师 I have to become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
必须收集小鸡鸡怪 Must collect Chinpokomon!
好了 Kenny 我要拿我的 ChuChuNesbi换你的Pengon Okay, Kenny! I'll trade you my Chuchunesbi for your Pengin!
- 日你 - 妈的 Fuck you. - God damn it!
你应该跟我换的 小混蛋 给我Pengon You're supposed to trade! Little asshole! Gimme Pengin!
- 嘿 老兄们 那是什么? - 这是什么?? Hey, dudes. What're those? - What're these?
是小鸡鸡怪 They're Chinpokomon. - Huh?
你看起来好像没有小鸡鸡怪 You don't appear to have any Chinpokomon.
没有 不过你看 No, but look.
我刚买了这个超好的超人Bill玩具 I just got this sweet Cyborg Bill doll.
哦 不是吧 超人Bill 已经是昨天的东西了 Oh, please. Cyborg Bill is so yesterday.
是啊 就像古代历史 Yeah, like ancient history.
超人Bill已经不流行了? Cyborg Bill isn't cool anymore?
不流行了 老兄 No, dude.
超人Bill已经不流行很久了 Kyle Cyborg Bill hasn't been cool for a long time, Kyle.
他妈的怎么没有人告诉我? Why the hell don't people tell me these things?
现在都是小鸡鸡怪了 It's all Chinpokomon, now.
老兄 如果你集齐小鸡鸡怪 Dude, if you collect Chinpokomon,
你就能完成首要任务 you can complete the primary main objective.
什么是首要任务? What's the primary main objective?
你连首要任务都不知道? You don't even know what the primary main objective is?
首要任务就是要摧毁邪恶力量 The primary main objective is to destroy the evil power.
- 那什么是邪恶力量? - 哦 天哪 Well, what's the evil power? - Oh, my God.
邪恶力量是什么得 The identity of the evil power won't be revealed until
皇冠级小鸡鸡怪大师集齐所有小鸡鸡怪才会揭晓 all Chinpokomon are collected by a Royal Crown Chinpokomaster.
什么? What? - Duh!
天呐 Kyle 好好学习一下吧 God, get with the times, dude. - Duh!
靠 Shit.
- 耶 我想是的 - 妈妈 爸爸 Yeah, I guess so. - Mom. Dad.
能不能 给我点钱买小鸡鸡怪? Can I have money to buy Chinpokomon?
- 什么是小鸡鸡怪? - 我不知道 What's a Chinpokomon? - I'm not sure.
- 那你要来干嘛? - 我不知道 Well, why do you need one? - I don't know.
那样的话 回答是 不行 Kyle Well then, the answer is no, Kyle.
才给了你钱买超人Bill玩具 You just got money to buy your Cyborg Bill doll.
是的 但是现在超人Bill太娘了 Yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now.
求你了 妈妈 每个人都有小鸡鸡怪 Please, Mom. Everybody else has Chinpokomon.
Kyle 这并不是买东西的理由 Well, Kyle, that's not a reason to buy something.
不要这样 Yeah, Kyle. Don't.
你看 儿子 潮流来去匆匆 You see, Son, fads come and go.
这种小鸡鸡怪 And this-- Chinpokomon
明显就是一时潮流 is obviously nothing more than a fad.
你不需要参与进去 You don't have to be a part of it.
事实上 你甚至可以更强硬地 In fact, you can even make an even stronger statement
告诉你朋友:"我不想跟风 by saying to your peers, "I'm not going to be a part
因为我是一个自由个体" of this fad because I'm an individual."
- 懂了吗? - 是的 懂了 但是爸爸 Do you understand? - Yes. Yes, I do, dad.
现在让我 来告诉你现实世界中是怎样的吧 Now, let me tell you how it works in the real world.
在现实世界中 要么我有小鸡鸡怪 In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon,
要么我就是唯一一个 没有的人 or I can be the only kid without one,
然后被孤立 which singles me out and causes the other kids
导致其他小孩子都笑话我 耍我 to make fun of me and kick my ass.
- 有道理 给你10美元 - 谢谢 Hm. Good point. Here's $10. - Thanks.
等等 这是20 给你弟弟也买一个 Wait. Here's twenty. Get one for your brother, too.
给你 孩子 There you go, son.
老实说我不知道 你们怎么看这些东西的 I honestly don't know what you see in these things.
我也不知道 Neither do I.
一日事毕 可以休息了 Guess I'll call it a night.
小鸡鸡 快来买 快来买 Chinpoko. Buy me. Buy me.
你什么时候能成为皇冠级小鸡鸡怪大师? When will you become Royal Chinpokomaster?
快点来买啊 Hurry up and buy me.
打倒美利坚 Down with America.
- 什么? - 我爱你 What? - I love you.
让我们成为最好的朋友吧 Let's be best friends
一起打倒美帝国主义政府 and destroy the capitalist American government.
这他妈的怎么回事 What the hell is going on here?
喂 看我的超好小鸡鸡怪玩具 Hey, you guys, check out my sweet Chinpokomon doll.
哦 不是吧 小鸡鸡怪 已经是上个星期的东西了 Oh, please, Chinpokomon dolls are so last week.
- 怎么可能？ - 是啊 老兄 你不知道啊? What? - Yeah, dude. Don't you know?
现在都是小鸡鸡怪电视游戏了 It's all about the Chinpokomon video game now.
你带了你的小鸡鸡怪特别游戏手柄没? Did you bring your special Chinpokomon game controller?
啊? 没带 Huh? No. - Oh.
哦 你没有小鸡鸡怪特别游戏手柄 You didn't get a special Chinpokomon game controller?
天呐 Jesus Christ.
小鸡鸡怪 首要任务是什么? - Chinpokomon. What is primary objective?
摧毁邪恶力量 To destroy the evil power.
我要集齐所有的小鸡鸡怪 I've got to buy all the Chinpokomon
这样才能摧毁邪恶力量 so I can destroy the evil power, oh!
靠 Oh! - Damn it.
我要买齐所有 I've got to buy them all.
首先 我要去夏威夷 So first, I'd better go to Hawaii
参观珍珠港 and visit Pearl Harbor.
试着炸掉珍珠港吧 准备好了吗? Try to bomb the harbor. Ready? Go.
我必须得集齐所有 我必须得买齐所有 I must buy them all. I must buy them all.
我们必须得买齐所有 We must buy them all.
试着炸掉珍珠港吧 Try to bomb the harbor.
天呐 电视游戏让Kenny昏厥了 Dude, the video game gave Kenny a seizure.
天呐 这游戏才是王道 Dude, this game rules.
有人吗? Hello?
欢迎来到小鸡鸡怪玩具公司 Welcome to Chinpokomon Toy Corporation.
请报姓名 Please state name:
Red Harris 我在美国有家玩具店 Red Harris. I own a toy store in America.
请说来访目的 Please state purpose:
我想知道 你们这些人搞什么鬼 Uh, I want to know what the hell you people
让这些玩具说些 are doing with these dolls talking about
打倒美国政府的话 bringing down American government and all.
我是Preston Hirohito 这是Mr.Hosek I am President Hirohito, and this is Mr. Hosek.
很高兴认识您 Pleased to meet you.
对于您对我们精品玩具的关心 我们表示理解 We understand you have big concern about our fine product.
恩 你能不能告诉我 Well, yes, do you mind telling me
这是什么鬼东西 what the hell this is about?
美国政府在撒谎 The American government lies to you.
请加入日本至高统治地球之战 Join the fight for Japanese supremacy of the world.
还有更多 More to come.
怎么? Well? - Uh...
太奇怪了 That is so strange.
我不知道这是怎么回事 I do not know how this could happen.
不过请放心 我保证不会 But rest assured, I will make sure
再发生这样的情况了 it does not happen again.
恩 这样 Well, now, come on.
我对这个答复并不是很满意... I don't think that that quite satisfies my--
- 你是美国人? - 是的 You are American? - Yes.
哦 你的鸡鸡肯定非常大吧 Oh, you must have very big penis.
什么意思? Excuse me?
我只是在问 I was just asking you
你们想让这些玩具干什么 what you're up to with these toys.
没什么 Nothing.
我们只是些很简单 的人 我们的鸡鸡很小 We are very simple people with very small penis.
Mr.Hosek的鸡鸡特别小 Mr. Hosek's penis is especially small.
这么小 So small.
这么小的鸡鸡 我们没办法取得很大的成就 We cannot achieve much with so small penis.
但是你们美国人 哇 鸡鸡那么大 那么大的鸡鸡 But you Americans, wow. Penis so big. So big penis.
呃 我想大小是不错 Well, I-I guess it is a pretty good size.
Minata, kit-eh kit-eh.
这个人有个很大的鸡鸡 This man has a very big penis.
哇 多么巨大的鸡鸡 Oh, what an immense penis.
很高兴认识你们 Well, it certainly was nice meeting you folk.
我只是希望这个小故障 I just wanted to bring that little malfunction
能引起你们的注意 再见 to your attention.
- 再见 - 再见 Bye-bye, now. - Good bye.
谢谢您和您巨大鸡鸡的拜访 Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuan penis.
我要买小鸡鸡怪...我要买... I've got to buy Chinpokomon. I've got to buy them.
必须得买小鸡鸡怪 Must buy Chinpokomon.
Amerikano, kodomo mindaga Chinpokomon motte imaga,
"Phase two" kaesrokida...Ikimashoo.
是时候了 我们要占领珍珠港 The time has come. We will take Pearl Harbor.
我要买 我要买 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
- 就是它 小鸡鸡怪 - 你在干嘛? ♪ Chinpokomon ♪ - What're you doing?
我在看Stanley小鸡鸡怪的录像带 I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes.
为什么? Why?
儿子喜欢看这个 Randy Our son loves this show, Randy,
所以我觉得 我们看看它们的价值观是否健康 so I think it's important that we watch it
这个很重要 to see if it's teaching him good moral values.
嘿 你是Roostor吧 Hey. You must be Roostor.
我还没有买你呢 I haven't bought one of you yet, but I bet you can transform
不过我相信一旦你得到钻石七级 技能 into Roostalion if you found Diamond Skill Seven.
你能变身成Roostalion Roostor.
嘿 我要拿走你的Roostor Hey, I'm gonna take your roostor
放进包里 至于它是生是死 and put it in this bag, where it will flourish
就看命运的安排了 or expire depending on fate.
嘿 这主意怎么样? Hey, is that a good idea?
Roostors不像ChuChuNesbis Roostors aren't like Chuchunesbis.
他们没有勇气这么做 They haven't the heart for such endeavors.
Oh!
这些是健康的价值观? Are those good moral values?
我不知道他们在说些什么鬼东西 I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
LambTron 你就要输了这场 你这辈子最重要的比赛 Lambtron, you are losing the battle of your life.
不过LambTron的力量也给它带来 But Lambtron's power level gives him
新战斗的机会 他们会成功吗? a good chance of new fight; will they succeed?
我现在很沮丧 因为LambTron很孤独 I am sad now, because Lambtron must be very lonely
这个世界上LambTron的数量太少了 because there are so few Lambtrons in the world.
他能找到同伴吗? Will he ever find a companion?
这根本就没有意义 This doesn't make sense.
这些白痴东西 Are those stupid things supposed to be
是动物还是机器人还是什么? animals or robots or what?
不知道 但是突然我想拥有它们所有 I don't know, but I suddenly kind of wanna own them all.
Randy 不能让儿子看这种东西了 Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff.
这个又不粗俗又不暴力 Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent.
是的 但是它愚蠢至极 No, but it's incredibly stupid, and that can be
比任何粗俗和暴力的东西对小孩子影响还坏 worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence.
还记得Battle of the Network Stars （电视连续剧） Remember what Battle of the Network Stars
对整代人的影响吗 did to an entire generation.
天呐 你说的没错 My God. You're right.
来吧 兄弟姐妹们 ♪ Come on, brothers and sisters ♪
我们相聚在一起 ♪ We've all got to join together ♪
相聚在一起 给我点钱 ♪ Join together and give me money ♪
这样我就能买小鸡鸡怪 ♪ So I can buy more Chinpokomon ♪
我们要停止这场战斗 ♪ We've got to stop this fighting ♪
- 怎么样 死胖子? - 一分钱没赚到 How's it going, fat ass? - Haven't made any money yet.
什么? 你整个周末都在这了 What? You've been out here all weekend.
我们怎么赚钱去参加小鸡鸡怪露营? How're we gonna raise money to get into the Chinpokomon camp?
嘿 整个周末拿着这把娘娘腔吉他... Hey, I'm the one who's been standing out here
...像个嬉皮一直站在这里的人是我 with this gay guitar like a God damn hippie all weekend.
- 你们两个混蛋做了什么? - 我们什么都做不了 What have you two assholes done? - We can't do anything.
Kenny还没从昏厥中回复 Kenny still hasn't come out of his seizure.
我有了 I've got it.
我有了小鸡鸡怪游戏手柄 I've got my Chinpokomon game controller.
天呐 跟上时代 兄弟 Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Get with the program, Kyle.
是啊 没有人玩小鸡鸡怪电视游戏了 Yeah, nobody plays the Chinpokomon video games anymore.
现在都是关于小鸡鸡怪周末露营了 Now it's all about the big weekend Chinpokomon camp.
露营？ Camp?
小鸡鸡怪生产商到每个镇搞特别露营 The makers of Chinpokomon are going town to town
向所有小鸡鸡怪主人 and putting on a special camp to show all
展示如何摧毁邪恶力量 the Chinpokomasters how to destroy the evil power.
- 你不知道? - 不 我知道 我知道 You didn't know that? - No, I knew it. I knew it.
我只是在测试你们 I was just testing you guys.
你们等我一起去小鸡鸡怪露营 You just wait till I get to that Chinpokomon camp.
我要成为最强硬的主人 I'm gonna be the toughest master of them all.
所以我们那边见 Ai So we'll see you there. Ai'ght?
老兄 你刚说 "Ai"? Dude. Did you just say "ai'ght"?
是啊 你知道的 就像Lauriel Ai Yeah. You know. Like Lauryn Hill. Ai'ght.
哦 天呐 太昨天的东西了 Oh my God. That's so yesterday.
是啊 老兄 没有人说"Ai"了 Yeah, dude. Nobody says "ai'ght" anymore.
啊? "Ai"'也不流行了? 什么时候的事? What? "Ai'ghts" not cool either? When did that happen?
- 八天前吧 - 我靠 Like, eight days ago. - God damn it.
嘿 小朋友们 离小鸡鸡怪露营只有一天了 Hey, kids, only one more day till the Chinpokomon camp.
早点来享受小鸡鸡快乐 Come early and enjoy all the Chinpokofun.
小鸡鸡怪露营 ♪ Chinpokomon camp ♪
我要买张票 ♪ I have to buy a ticket ♪
我要买张票 一张票 ♪ I have to buy one, a ticket ♪
我要买 买 买 ♪ I've got to buy, buy, buy ♪
本周六日 我都等不及了 This Saturday and Sunday, you can't wait to go.
小鸡鸡怪 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪
我们只是想引起大家的关注 We just thought we'd bring it to everyone's attention,
因为 实话说 我们不知道是什么感觉 because honestly, we don't know how to feel.
我让Eric去露营 Well, I'm letting Eric go to the camp.
我是说 我觉得小鸡鸡怪这东西 I mean, it seems to me this Chinpokomon thing
不过就是一种没什么坏处的潮流 is just another harmless fad.
是啊 我们和Kyle说好 Yeah, we told Kyle he could go
只要他把家务做完了就能去 他也确实做完了 if he did all his chores, and he did.
商业气息这么浓的这种东西 Now, I'm not sure this blatant commercialism
是不是不太适合孩子们 is good for our boys.
你知道的 Randy Well, you know how it is, Randy.
我们越是不让他们玩小鸡鸡怪 The more we forbid them to play with Chinpokomons,
他们就更喜欢玩 the more they're gonna love them.
是啊 Sheila You're right, Sheila.
我想最好的办法就是 随他们 I guess the best thing we can do is just let them go
直到他们都玩腻了 until they get sick of it.
是啊 明显 他们不过是在国内... Sure, apparently, they've been doing these camps
每个城市搞这种露营 in every city around the country.
能糟到哪里去? How bad can they be?
- 走开 让让 - 你能看到吗? Get out of the way. Move it. - Can you see anything?
开始了 开始了 it's starting. It's starting.
我要买 我要买 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
小鸡鸡怪 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪
注意 注意 Attention. Attention.
这是小鸡鸡怪露营 This is Chinpokomon camp.
在心底深处努力成为小鸡鸡怪 Chinpokomon is what we strive to be in our hearts.
心底深处 Our hearts.
Kenny? Kenny?
首要任务是什么? What is the primary main objective?
摧毁邪恶力量 To destroy the evil power.
力量 Power.
是的 什么是邪恶力量? Yes. And what is the evil power?
邪恶力量是..美利坚合众国政府 The evil power is... the United States government.
Oh.
美利坚合众国政府是邪恶力量 United States government is an evil power.
它腐化了美籍日本人 It has attacked Japanese military.
腐蚀了日本精神 It has broken Japanese spirit.
小鸡鸡怪主人要怎么对付邪恶力量? And what do Chinpokomasters do to the evil power?
摧毁它 Destroy it.
摧毁它？ Destroy it?
没错 That is correct.
现在 隆重介绍.. 你们的小鸡鸡领导者 Now, it is a great honor to present
裕仁天皇 your Chinpokoleader, Emperor Hirohito.
一个政府不会永远让他人制定法律 One government can not forever pass its laws on others.
经历过的人都知道 日本 The strength of Japan is in its history,
在历史上的伟大功绩 and it is based on that history
根据历史 我们应该再次统治世界 that we shall again rise to the dominant world power.
这个酷不酷? 我不知道 Is this cool or not? I can't tell.
是太阳旗再一次 It is again time for the rising sun
升起的时候了 to ship tall in the sky.
一个日本 一个社会 One Japan. One society.
首先学习语言和身体技能 We will begin with language and exercise skills.
Hajimete.
Ichi, ni, san, shi. Ichi, ni, san, shi.
ichi, ni, san, shi. Ichi, ni, san, shi.
好了 孩子们 安静下来 Okay, children. I want it quiet.
现在 我们再来一遍 把这些做对 Now, we're gonna try this again until we get it right.
6乘以3是多少? What is six times three?
Juuhachi desu ka? - Juuhachi da nee.
不是 该死 是18 No, God damn it. It's 18.
Juuhachi就是18 Garirson san Juuhachi is 18, Garrison-san.
最后说一次 我的名字不是Garison san 听清楚了么 For the last time, my name is not Garrison-san, all right?
好吧? 他不是Hat san And this is not Hat-san.
你们最好说 And you all better start talking
我能懂的语言 in a matter that I can understand.
Wuu, Garrison-san sabuchii dana.
他说什么? What did he say?
他说 "Garrison san sabushii dana" （Mr.Garrison是混蛋） He said, "Garrison-san sabuchii dana."
Soo desu nee.
该死 这不是在日本 Damn it. This is not Japan.
Minata. Kite kite, churl....
Dare ga pu shita no.
大家 一个一个说 People, please. We can only speak one at a time.
Mr.Garison 你说 Now, Mr. Garrison, you were saying.
我受不了 市长 I can't take it, mayor.
得停止这个小鸡鸡露营 You have to put an end to this Chinpokocamp.
我儿子都好几天不对劲了 My son hasn't made any sense in days.
我告诉你 市长 这些日本人 I tell you, mayor, these Japanese
正试图给我们的美国小孩洗脑 are trying to change our American children somehow.
好了 大家 Mr.Hirohito和 Mr.Hosek All right, people, Mr. Hirohito and Mr. Hosek
过来拜访 和大家谈谈 were nice enough to stop by to talk to you.
先生们 Gentlemen.
我们是日本玩具公司的 We at the Japan Toy Company are very concerned
我们非常关注你们所担心的问题 about your concerns.
这就是为什么我们搞这个小鸡鸡怪露营 That is why we make Chinpokomon camp.
这有什么好的? Well, how is it good?
我们理解不了你们产品的意义所在 We don't understand what the point of your product is.
没什么好担心的 There is nothing to worry about.
我们只是一家对你们的大鸡鸡深感畏惧的日本玩具公司 We are Japan Toy Company are in awe of your large penis.
什么? What?
你们想啊 日本人的鸡鸡这么小 You see, Japanese penis is so small.
这么小 So small.
你们美国人有那么大的鸡鸡 You Americans have such humongous, bulbous penis.
我想这没错 Well, I guess that's true.
哦 这么大的鸡鸡 美国人 Oh, such a nice big penis, American.
这么小的鸡鸡 我们能干出什么呢? What can we possibly do with such small penis?
我们占领不了你们的城市... We cannot take over your city
...因为这里的男人们都有巨大的鸡鸡 filled with men of such mastadonic penis.
啊 他说得很有道理啊 Well, he's got a point there.
我想问题解决了 Well, I guess that settles that.
抱歉耽误你们的时间了 先生们 We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen.
哦 不 谢谢你们 Oh, no. Thank you.
又一个与美国大鸡鸡共处一室的机会 Another chance to be in same room with big American penis.
我们的鸡鸡太小了 My penis so small.
不错的家伙啊 Nice guys.
好了 大家 Uh, hello? - Okay, people.
我知道小鸡鸡怪潮流导致了很多问题 I know this Chimpokomon fad is causing a lot of problems.
不过我想我们已经找到解决问题的方法 But I think we've already found a solution.
- 你找到了? - 小孩子喜新厌旧 You have? - Children are fickle.
我们只要找到一个新潮流 All we have to do is come up with a new fad.
我们找一个新玩具 We find the next toy and turn them all onto it
尽快把他们引过去 as soon as possible.
是啊 主意真不错 Of course. That's a great idea.
不过 什么玩具? But, what toy?
好了 孩子们 All right, boys, we're going to show you
将要向你们展示一些广告 a couple of commercials,
然后由你们告诉我们最让你们感兴趣的玩具是哪个 and you tell us which toy interests you the most.
好 仔细看 Now, watch carefully.
嘿 小朋友们 你们喜欢小鸡鸡怪吗? Hey, kids. Do you like Chinpokomon?
Yeah!
那你们将会为 Well, then you're gonna go wild
狂野怪怪自行车而疯狂 for Wild Wacky Action Bike.
狂野怪怪自行车 ♪ Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪
难骑自行车 ♪ The bike that's hard to ride ♪
狂野怪怪自行车几乎无法驾驭 Wild Wacky Action Bike is almost impossible to steer
能在夜晚放光 and it glows in the dark.
我要整天骑着 ♪ Gonna try to ride it all day long ♪
但是我会掉下来 因为它是狂野怪怪自行车 ♪ But I'm gonna fail 'cause it's Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪
快来骑 快来骑 ♪ You can't ride it, you can't ride it ♪
狂野怪怪自行车 ♪ Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪
狂野怪怪自行车 精彩一并上市 Wild Wacky Action Bike comes with everything you see here.
- 真娘 - 是啊 老兄 Gay. - Yeah, dude.
太娘了 That looks totally gay. - Oh...
好吧 这是下一个 Okay. Here's the next one.
嘿 小朋友们 你们喜欢小鸡鸡怪吗? Hey, kids. Do you like Chinpokomon?
Yeah!
那你们肯定喜欢 Then you're gonna love Alabama Man.
阿拉巴马硬汉 ♪ Alabama Man ♪
他反应迅速 他身体强壮 他行动活跃 ♪ He's quick, he's strong, he's active ♪
你能带阿拉巴马硬汉去打保龄 You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley,
他可以喝酒和抽烟 where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco.
哇 他会打保龄 Wow. He can bowl.
他打保龄 他喝酒 他喝酒 他打保龄 ♪ He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink some more ♪
阿拉巴马硬汉 ♪ Alabama Man ♪
当他妻子问他去哪里了 When wife asks him where he's been,
按行动键 阿拉巴马硬汉就能打得她脸开花 just use the action button, and Alabama Man busts her lip open.
闭嘴 臭娘们 Shut up, bitch. - Wow.
与恶心的臭婊子 干一场 ♪ He beats up his wife and sleeps it off ♪
阿拉巴马硬汉 ♪ Alabama Man ♪
我想和阿拉巴马硬汉一样 I want to be just like Alabama Man.
阿拉巴马硬汉 精彩 一并上市 Alabama Man comes with everything you see here.
妻子另售 Wife sold separately.
我说了让你闭嘴 I thought I told you to shut up.
不是所有从阿拉巴马来的人都是虐妻狂 Not all people from Alabama are wife-beaters.
- 真娘 - 太娘了 Gay. - Totally gay.
真他妈娘 Liberace gay.
哦 天呐 Oh, dear.
继续 这个怎么样? Well, let's keep trying. How about this?
- Owatta. - Beikoku.
Nihon en ima hajimaru.
Stan? Stan 我是妈妈 Stan? Stan, it's mommy.
Beikoku.
Stanley 马上回家吧 Stanley, you need to come home right now.
妈妈需要你 Mommy misses you.
- Owatta. - Beikoku.
Stanley 我在和你说话呢 Stanley, I'm talking to you.
Beikoku.
Aww!
Stan 求你了 回家吧 Stan, please. Come home.
Kore wa watashi no uchi desu. - So desu nee.
别担心 一切都好 Do not worry. Everything is okay.
不 不好 No, it's not okay. - Oh.
哦 但是你的鸡鸡那么大 But you have such a large penis.
- 什么? - 你的鸡鸡...哇 What? - Your penis. Wow.
他说的是这个镇里 What he mean is that all men in this town
男人们的鸡鸡都非常巨大 have very large penis.
你们看到了吧? Can't you see what's happening?
他们就是用 这种话来转移你们的注意力 They're just using that talk to distract you.
他的鸡鸡不是真的很小 He doesn't really have a small penis.
Misenasai.
Oh.
- Owatta. - Beikoku.
哦 天呐 我们就没有办法了? My God. Is there nothing we can do?
等一下 等一下 我想我知道怎么做了 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think I know the answer.
我知道怎么让我们的孩子不喜欢小鸡鸡怪了 I know how to get our kids to stop liking Chinpokomon.
- 怎么做? - 走吧 How? - Come on.
没时间了 We don't have much time.
现在是美国总统的 And now, for a special announcement
特别声明 from the president of the United States.
我的美国同胞们 我想向你们传达的消息是 My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns
数量不断增加的日本军事基地 many of us have over the growing number of
在美国境内建立 Japanese military bases forming in the United States.
日本新天皇 裕仁 The new Japanese Emperor, Hirohito,
将我们的儿童训练成飞行员 has made our own children into fighter pilots,
不久将飞向夏威夷 袭击珍珠港 who will soon fly to Hawaii and and attack Pearl Harbor.
今早我和Mr.Hirohito（裕仁） 通话的时候 I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning,
他向我证实我有一个非常巨大的鸡鸡 and he assured me that I have a very large penis.
他说我的鸡鸡就是 像恐龙一样的庞然大物 He said it was mammoth, dinosauric,
相比一下 and absolutely dwarfed his penis,
他的鸡鸡极小 他证实 大小几乎微观 which he assured me was nearly microscopic in size.
他说 我的鸡鸡 My penis, he said,
很可能是这个星球上最大的 was most likely one of the biggest on the planet.
我赞同Mr.Hirohito的诚实 I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty.
谢谢 Thank you.
你们的飞机将自动驾驶飞向珍珠港 Your plane will fly autopilot to Pearl Harbor.
到达以后 你们投下炸掉 When you arrive, you will drop many bombs.
Hai, sachoo-san.
Nan da kore?
Chinpoko ga dai-suki yoo. - What?
我们是来支持你们的 我们也喜欢小鸡鸡怪 We just came to support you. We love Chinpokomon, too.
超级玩具 第一名 It's super toy number one.
- 你喜欢? - 当然 You like it? - You bet.
我觉得小鸡鸡怪是小鸡鸡超级棒 I think Chinpokoman is Chinpokarific.
我买了Shoe I've got shoe.
来吧 Eric 用你的Roostor和 Come on, Eric, let's try to battle
我的DonkeyTron打一架 your Roostor with my Donkeytron.
不 没关系 妈妈 Uh, no. That's okay, Mom.
- 他们在干嘛? - 是圈套 What are they doing? - It's a trick.
嘿 Stan 看我的保险杠贴纸 Hey, Stan. Look at my new bumper sticker.
- 很酷吧？- 没意思 Isn't that cool? - No.
- 你留着吧 老兄 - 你去哪里 Stan? Screw this, dude. - Where're you going, Stan?
我不知道 小鸡鸡怪看来不那么酷了 I don't know, Chinpokomon just doesn't seem that cool anymore.
我去掐蚂蚁或别的什么 I'm gonna go kill some ants or something.
等等我 我想脱了这身白痴衣服 Wait for me, I want to get out of these stupid clothes.
是啊 我也是 Noooo!
你说的对啊 Sharron Well, you were right, Sharon, the best way to make our kids
让我们的孩子不喜欢某样东西的最好办法就是我们自己喜欢这样东西 not like something, is to like it ourselves.
是啊 That's right.
任何我们喜欢上的东西马上就不酷了 Anything we like is instantly not cool.
我们知道怎么赶走他们了 Mr.Garrison We know how to take 'em out, Mr. Garrison.
把消息放出去 Spread the word, get on the wire to every parent
用广播传播到这个国家所有的家长 around the country, and tell 'em
告诉他们怎么把这帮畜生扳倒 how to bring those sons of bitches down.
妈妈 对不起 我们对那个小鸡鸡怪 Hey, Mom, I'm sorry I went a little nutty
有点疯狂 with that Chinpokomon stuff.
- 能不能给我五美元买个橄榄球? - 当然 Stanley Can I have $5 to buy a football? - You bet, Stanley.
Owatta beikoku.
Kyle 已经结束了 Kyle, it's over.
但是我要成为皇冠级小鸡鸡怪大师 But I'm gonna be Royal Crown Chinpokomaster.
老兄 小鸡鸡怪已经不流行了 Dude, Chinpokomon isn't cool anymore.
- 发生了什么？ - 是啊 老兄 已经结束了 What? - Yeah, dude. That's way over.
老兄 你就是嫉妒我 因为我是小鸡鸡怪大师 You're just jealous, because I'm Chinpokomaster.
不是的 Kyle 你看 今天我们学到些东西 No, Kyle, you see, we've learned something today.
整个小鸡鸡怪事件的发生 This whole Chinpokomon thing happened
都是由于我们的跟风 because we all followed the group.
我们喜欢小鸡鸡怪 只因为其他人都喜欢 We only liked Chinpokomon because everyone else did.
看看造成的破坏 And look at the damage it caused.
所以我现在应该不再喜欢小鸡鸡怪 So now I should stop liking Chinpokomon,
因为你们都不喜欢? - 对 because you all don't? - Yeah.
但是如果我现在不喜欢 我只是又跟了一次风 But if I stop now, I'd just be going with the group again.
所以作为自由个体 我得去炸珍珠港 So to be an individual, I have to bomb Pearl Harbor.
- 再见 - 等等 See ya. - Oh. Wait!
其实 我错了 Actually, I was wrong.
Kyle 就刚刚 我学到些东西 You see, Kyle, I learned something just now.
随大流是好事 It is good to go with the group.
有时候 大流的思想意识是健康的 A group mentality is healthy sometimes.
哦 管它呢 我都糊涂了 Aw, screw it. I'm too confused.
哦 总算结束了 我太高兴了 Oh, I'm sure glad this is all over.
嘿 滚走 他还没死 Hey, get off of him! He's not dead yet!
不 滚开 你们这些白痴老鼠 他还没有死 No! Get off, you stupid rats. He's not dead yet.
嘿 你们下课后去玩具店 Hey, you guys want to go to the toy store after school
买宇宙人Greg卡片吗? and get some Spaceman Greg cards?
不去 我暂时不想跟风 Nah, I think I'm through with fads for a while.
我也是 从今以后 我要选择自己的玩具 Me too; I'm choosing my own toys from now on,
因为... 'cause...
这是... What the...
恶心 Oh, ho, ho, ho! Gross!