* 欢迎来到南方公园 * ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
* 享受好时光 * ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
* 到处都是友好的脸 * ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
* 来到南方公园 * ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
* 可不要大惊小怪 * ♪ Gonna leave my woe's behind ♪
* 大车小车随便停 * ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
* 到了南方公园 * ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
* 看你感觉多自然 * ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
* 快来南方公园 * ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
* 让你笑口常开 * ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
-=风软FRM字幕组=- 翻译:Zertal 校对:小皮 iTunes：Tearemix 双语合成 大大大魔王
南方公园 第3季 第4集 像男人一样去战斗 South.Park.S03E04.Tweek.vs.Craig.
这是一堂手工课! This is Shop Class.
我是Mr.Adler! My name is Mr. Adler.
接下来的一周 不像你们平时的功课 For the next week, rather than your normal schoolwork,
你们将学习怎么做东西 you will be learning how to make things.
现在 有人知道我们为什么要学习做东西吗 Now, does anybody know why you are in Shop Class?
知道 Yes?
因为我们得在这个和家政课之间选一个 'Cause we had to choose between this and Home Ec
而我们又不想成为娘们 and we didn't want to be sissies?
错 Wrong!
你们学这门课 是因为你们是美国的未来 You are here, because you are America's future.
也许有一天你们会成为医生 律师 科学家 You may someday be doctors or lawyers or scientists...
但你们中的大多数 Most of you, however,
会是扛煤气的 或是切割金属的工人 will be pumping gas or cutting sheet metal.
这就是我们上这个课的原因 And that's why we have... Shop Class.
哦 Ohhh.
上课之前先说清楚一件事! Now let me make one thing crystal clear...
我不喜欢学生在课堂上乱搞 I don't like kids that screw around.
如果你们在手工课上乱搞的话 You screw around in Shop Class...
你们可能会少一只手或是一只眼睛 You can lose a hand or an eye.
我有.. I have...
我有..我有.. I have... I have...
- Mr.Adler?! - 啊？ Mr. Adler? - Huh?!
哦 呃 我刚是说我想知道 Oh, uh... I was just saying that I want to know
谁是班里最能惹麻烦的人! who is the biggest troublemaker in your class?
- Tweek! - 啊 不是我! Tweek is! - Agh, no I'm not!
嘿 就是你了Tweek! 你总是惹麻烦! Yeah you are Tweek, you always get in trouble.
啊 Agh!
呃 嗨! 打扰一下 Uh, hello excuse me,
Craig才是班里最能惹麻烦的人 but Craig is the biggest troublemaker in our class.
真的吗Craig? 你是最能惹麻烦的人? That true, Craig? You a troublemaker?
不是 - 好 你最好不是 因为在手工课你... No. - Well, you better not be, because in Shop Class--
- 你给我比中指了?! Hey! Did you just flip me off?
- 没有 - 你就比了 No. - Yes, you did!
- 我就跟你说过了吧 - 老兄 这课太糟糕了 Told ya! - Dude, Shop Class sucks.
也许我们应该上家政课的 Maybe we should've taken Home Ec.
没门 老兄 家政课是给女孩上的 No way, dude, Home Ec is for girls!
欢迎来到家政课 Welcome to Home Ec.
接下来的一周里 你们将学习烤面包 缝纫 For the next week, you will be learning how to bake, sew,
清洁 还有做一些漂亮的饰物 clean and make things that are lacy and pretty.
- 呜吼- 什么事 Wendy? Woo-hoo! - Yes, Wendy?
我选的是手工课 但是他们却把我分到这 I requested to be in Shop Class but they sent me here.
没错啊 Wendy! That's right, Wendy.
你看 像你这样的一些女孩会去找 You see, some of you girls will go on to have
有意思的工作和职业 interesting jobs and careers.
但是你们漂亮的女孩子就不用担心这个了 But all of you pretty ones won't have to worry about that,
因为你们能嫁一个好男人 because you can marry a nice man.
这就是你们上家政课的目的 And that's why we have Home Ec!
呜吼 Woo-hoo!
我好奇为什么Kenny不选手工课 I wonder why Kenny didn't want to take Shop Class?
不知道 他就是个胆小鬼 I don't know, he's such a wuss!
喂 别再一起乱搞 Hey, don't screw around.
你们几个都乱搞了半天了 You screw around too much.
知道吗 关于Tweek你们完全错了 Y'know you guys are totally wrong about Tweek.
Craig比Tweek还要麻烦! Craig is way worse than he is.
才没有 老兄 Craig是个胆小鬼 No he's not dude, Craig is a wuss.
老兄 要是Craig和Tweek打一架 Dude, if Craig and Tweek got in a fight,
Craig会打得Tweek屁滚尿流 Craig would kick Tweek's ass.
- 要打赌吗? - 好啊 赌就赌! You wanna bet? - Yeah, I'll bet!
- 赌多少? - 五美元! How much? - Five bucks.
- 就这么定了 - 嗯！ You're on! - Agh!
- 喂 Tweek - 嗯！ Hey, Tweek. - Agh!
老兄 Craig挑上你了 他要和你打一架 Dude, Craig chooses you, he wants to fight.
- 真的?! - 是啊 你总惹他生气 He does? - Yeah, he's all pissed off at you.
- 那你和他打吗 - 为什么?! So will you fight him? - Why?
老兄 因为 Dude, because.
你得为自己而战 You have to stand up for yourself.
所以 你要和他打吗? So will you fight him?
啊 他不像是要和我打架啊 Agh! He doesn't look like he wants to fight me.
Craig 我能和你说几句吗? Craig, can I talk to you real quick?
就一小会 好么 Just for a second, please.
Craig 一般情况我是不参与这种事的 Craig, I'm not normally one to get involved in this kind of thing but...
但是 我刚才经过Tweek身边 Well, I was just standing over by Tweek,
听到他说你是个大弱智 and he called you a big poopeater.
- 他真这么说?! - 是啊! 他说你吃大便 He did?! - Yeah, he said you eat poop,
然后 满嘴都是大便味 and that it makes your breath smell like poop,
嗯 还说你喜欢吃! and that, well, you like it.
他为什么要那么说?! Why would he say that?!
不知道 Craig! 不知道 I don't know, Craig, I don't know.
但是 现在他和那边所有人 But now he's over there telling everybody
说你吃大便! 他和你干上了 that you're a poopeater and he chooses you.
呦 我这就过去...! Well, I'm gonna go over there and--
别 别 Craig!你不能和他在这打! No, no, Craig, you can't fight him here,
Mr.Adler不会让的! Mr. Adler will just break it up.
这样吧 我去告诉他 你接受了他的挑战 Tell you what, I'll go tell him you accept his challenge,
放学之后再解决 and set it up for after school today.
好! Okay.
你看见了吧 他刚就给你比中指了 There you see, he just flipped you off!
操 混蛋! Agh! What a jerk!
他在鄙视你 老兄 He's really got it out for you, dude.
为什么 我怎么他了?! Why?! What did I do?!
那么 你同意放学后和他打一架了 So do you agree to fight him after school?
- 我想是的! - 太好了 放学见 I guess so. - Super, see ya there!
来抓我啊 Richard! Catch me, Richard!
哈哈哈哈 Ha ha ha ha...
我太爱你了 Richard! I'm so in love with you, Richard.
我给你做了些饼干 Richard! I made you some cookies, Richard!
圣诞节快乐 Richard! Merry Christmas, Richard.
哈哈哈 哦 Richard Ha ha ha, oh, Richard...
快说我们永远都会这么幸福 Say we'll be this happy forever.
啊啊啊啊啊 Ahhhhh!
Richard! Richard!
啊啊啊啊 Arhhh!
噢 为什么 为什么 Oh, why... why?!
Mr.Adler! Mr.Adler! Mr. Adler! Mr. Adler?!
啊？ Huh?!
别在这瞎混 Stop screwin' around!
下课铃响了 可以走了吗? The bell rang, can we go?
哇 那 当然 Oh, well, sure.
啊 下课了! Uh, class dismissed.
走吧 兄弟们! Come on, you guys!
一定会很精彩 老兄 This is gonna be sweet, dude!
你们都看错Tweek了 You guys are so wrong about Tweek.
他一定会被痛扁的 He's gonna get his ass kicked.
走着瞧! We'll see.
为什么我们不把赌注提到10美元?! Why don't we just raise our bet to $10.
就依你 死胖子! You're on, fat ass.
哎哎哎 看 谁来了 Well, well, well, look who's here.
原来是我们的 上家政课的小朋友Kenny! Our little Home Economics friend, Kenny.
好啊 兄弟们 怎么了? Mph rm rmph rm rmph rm.
你怎么去上家政课Kenny?! How come you wanna take Home Ec, Kenny?
是啊 那一点都不好玩 老兄 Yeah, that's not cool, dude.
再见 Kenny! 明天见 Bye, Kenny! See ya tomorrow!
诶 怎么了?! Hey, what's going on?
Tweak要和Craig打一架 Tweek and Craig are gonna fight.
真的吗 太好了 Really? Cool!
搞笑啊 Tweek和Craig他俩回家了 It's funny, cuz Tweek and Craig both went home
都差不多走一刻钟了 about 15 minutes ago.
- 什么?! - 是的 他们走了 What!? - Yeah, they left.
我靠! Aw, hell!
这两个畜生! Those sons-a-bitches!
我觉得是他们不想打 I guess they don't want to fight.
噢 他们想打的 Oh, they want to fight!
只是还不知道而已 They just don't know it yet!
Tweek! - Tweek!
嘿 你们想怎样 Agh! What do you guys want?
你怎么没去打架 Tweek?! How come you didn't show up to the fight, Tweek?
Craig和我没理由打架啊! Craig and I have no reason to fight each other!
喂 Craig去了! Well, Craig showed up.
真的?! He did?
是啊 他在那一直等你 Yeah, he was standing there waiting for you.
他说"天呐 Tweek是个软蛋!" And he was all like, "man, Tweek's a wuss"
我们说"不是 他不是 Craig!" and we were all like, "no he's not, Craig"
他说"他就是 他都不敢露面 and he was all like, "yeah he is, he isn't showing up,
他就是个胆小鬼 他有大暴牙" he's a big wuss and he has crooked teeth."
我才没有大暴牙 I don't have crooked teeth.
然后 Craig说"Tweek怕我 And then Craig was all like, "Tweek is scared of me!
他就是只小鸡崽" He's a big chicken!"
他还模仿你怕的样子 And he started doing an impersonation of you being a chicken...
每个人都看见了! And everybody in the world saw it.
- 每个人?! - 是啊! Everyone in the world?! Agh!
确实很郁闷 Yeah, it was weak.
我不是小鸡崽! I'm not a chicken!
每个人都觉得你是 Well everyone in the world thinks you are.
- 再见了 Tweek! - 别走 我和他打! See ya, Tweek. - Wait! I'll fight!
- 明天?! - 对 Tomorrow? - Okay.
Craig 你他妈的在家干什么?! Craig, what the hell are you doing home?
不是约好和Tweek打架吗! You're supposed to be out fighting Tweek.
我要看赛车! Red Racer's on.
Craig 你这个星期每天都可以看! Craig, you can watch Red Racer any day of the week.
我是这星期天天都在看啊 I do watch Red Racer every day of the week!
那行 Well, that's fine.
我想你也不会介意 Tweek怎么说你妈妈的了 I guess you don't care about what Tweek said about your mom.
嗯 Nope.
妈的! Goddammit...
哦 我想 Tweek怎么说你的豚鼠你也不介意了 I guess you don't care what Tweek said about your guinea pig.
什么?! What?!
他说Strype什么了?! What did he say about Stripe?!
哦 也没什么 就是说你每天睡觉之前都要用它插你的屁眼! Oh nothing, except that you stick it up your ass before you go to bed.
那个死畜生 我要杀了他! That son-of-a-bitch I'll kill him!!
是的 我也很气愤 Yeah, I'd be pissed, too.
所以 也许我们 明天得重新安排时间打一架! So maybe we should reschedule the fight for tomorrow?
看完赛车之后! After Red Racer!
看完赛车之后 这个当然! After Red Racer, of course.
今天上学怎么样啊 儿子? How was school today, son?
啊 Agh!!
不错! That's great.
老爸 要是学校里有人要 和我打架 Dad, if some kid at school wants to fight me...
我该怎么办?! What should I do?
孩子 给你讲讲我和你妈妈 Son, let me tell you a little story
第一次见面时的故事! about when your mother and I first met...
很多年前 You see, a long time ago
有很多男孩追求你妈妈! there were a lot of guys who were after your mother,
她那时很有魅力 she used to be very attractive.
没错 确实是 It's true, I was.
是的 当我开始追求你妈妈的时候 Well, when I started courting your mother,
学校足球队有个叫Quid的肌肉男 there was this big muscular football player named "Quib"
他对我很不友好! who didn't take too kindly to me.
他想一个人和你妈妈好 He wanted your mother all to himself.
于是有一天他要同我决斗! And so, one day, he challenged me to a fight.
- 接着呢! - 接着什么 宝贝? Well?! - Well what, honey?
诶 接着发生了什么?! Agh!! What happened?
哦 我不晓得 他搬走了或是什么 Oh, I don't know, he moved away or something.
对 我想也是 Yes, I think that's right.
啊 你们从来都不帮我! Aghagh!! You guys never help me!
你们的故事从来就没有什么意义! 我讨厌它 Your stories never go anywhere, I hate it.
我要离家出走 我要离家出走 I want out, I want out!
爸爸 我明天可能会打上一架 Dad, I'm supposed to get in a fight tomorrow.
- 和谁? - 某个小孩! With who? - Some kid.
哦! Oh.
别只和他说"哦" Thomas Don't just "oh" him, Thomas!
对 也别只和我说"哦"! Yeah, don't just "oh" me.
我想"哦"谁就"哦"谁 I'll "oh" whoever I want!
哦 今天真高兴 Pearl Well, that was fun, Pearl.
再见! See ya later.
Richard 你不邀请我进去坐会吗? Richard, aren't you going to invite me in?
为什么? Why?
嗯 我想或许 Well, I thought maybe you would
你至少想今晚和我做爱 at least attempt to make love to me tonight.
哦 不行 我 我 烤箱还在烤东西呢 Oh well, I... I can't. I left the oven on.
噢 Richard 为什么你不能向我敞开心房呢 为什么?! Oh, Richard, why can't you open your heart to me, why?
因为我不能 I just... I can't!
哦 我知道了 因为我有尖锐湿疣! I... Oh, I know, I have genital warts.
我们可以用保鲜膜 We'll use plastic wrap.
不好 抱歉 改天吧 Nope, sorry, maybe some other time.
推我 Richard! 再推高点! Swing me, Richard, swing me higher!
我要摸到天空了 Richard! I want to touch the sky, Richard!
Richard 我在这 Richard, I'm here...
那一瞬 Just now.
Richard 太漂亮了 Oh, Richard, it's beautiful!
我愿意 Yes, yes.
但是明天你得来看我试机 Richard! But you have to come see me fly tomorrow, Richard.
我要给你个惊喜 I have a surprise for you.
别担心 Richard! 我是飞行员 Don't worry Richard, I'm a pilot.
这我拿手 It's what I do.
啊啊啊啊 Aaaghgh!
Richard!
Richard.
啊啊啊啊 Aaaghggh!
哦 天啊 我该怎么办 Oh god... What am I going to do?
好 先向大家报告一下 Okay, so, just to set the record straight here,
决斗将3点半在绳球场上进行 the fight will be happening, out by the tetherball pole at 3:30.
Tweek重48磅 Craig重45磅! Tweek just weighed in at 48 pounds, Craig at 45.
诶 你们希望决斗多久时间? Uh, how long do you expect the fight to last?
Craig想多久就多久! How ever long Craig wants it to last.
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
没错! Make no mistake.
Craig早就开始 为这场决斗做准备了! Craig has been ready for this fight since day one.
他根本没把这当回事! He doesn't even view it as a challenge.
等到他屁股挨了一脚的时候 He'll view it as a challenge
就会当回事了 when he's getting his ass kicked!
啊 你们听见了吗 听起来像有人在大便 Did you hear that-- it sounds like diarrhea
从某人嘴里或是什么地方出来的 coming out of someone's mouth or something.
闭嘴 死胖子! Shut up, fat ass!
别叫我胖子 你这个畜生 Don't call me fat you son-of-a-bitch!
哇 Tweek和Craig确实是恨上对方了 Wow, Tweek and Craig really hate each other, huh?
有好戏看了 This should be a good fight.
第一次和男人约会 要先看他的鞋! On your first date, look at the man's shoes.
有时看他有多少钱 Sometimes you can tell how much money a man has
通过鞋就能知道 just by his shoes.
当他和你共进晚餐的时候 When he takes you out to dinner,
他付钱的时候偷看一眼他的钱包 try to sneak a peek at his wallet while he pays for you.
如果他只有一张信用卡 小心了 If he only has one credit card, beware.
这代表他很抠门 It means he doesn't spend a lot,
更糟的是 这可能是张借记卡 and worse yet, it could be a debit card.
如果他的信用卡超过四张 If he has more than four credit cards,
就有点怪异了 that's a little fishy.
男人拥有信用卡的 The perfect number of credit cards
最好数量是 两张 for a man to have is... two.
没错 Bebe Yes, Bebe.
要是我们遇见一个人 What if we meet a guy
他想当医生或是律师 who wants to be a doctor or a lawyer,
但是他还在念书 怎么办呢 but is still getting his degree?
甩了这个一无所有的穷学生 给自己找个真正的英雄吧 Dump that zero and get yourself a hero.
他可能一辈子都在学校里念书 He could earning that degree all his life
而你还得在自己快要饿死的时候 while you starve to death
喂你的两个快死的小孩 with two dying babies sucking at your teets.
等我拿到你们的10美元 我要买 When I have you guys' ten bucks, I'm gonna use it to buy
世界上最好最大的电视 the sweetest big-screen TV in the world.
你的钱不够 That's more than ten bucks,
白痴死胖子! you stupid fat ass.
没错 如果我从你们每个人那里拿到10美元 Well, if I get ten bucks from each of you,
就有2000美元了 that's like $2,000.
嘿 别在这瞎混 Hey, quit screwing around back there!
不要在这里跟我开玩笑! （双关：你们正在性交 上位） You're horsin'!
Richard...
If you build it...
推我Richard! 再推高点! Swing me, Richard, swing me higher!
Richard 我在这 Richard, I'm here...
Richard 这太漂亮了 Oh Richard, it's beautiful.
我愿意 Yes.
你明天要来看我试飞啊 But you have to come see me fly tomorrow, Richard.
Richard 我要给你个惊喜 I have a surprise for you.
别担心 Richard 我是一个飞行员 Don't worry, Richard, I'm a pilot.
这都是为了你 It's all for you.
啊啊啊啊啊 Aaaghgh!
Richard!
Mr. Adler?!
Mr. Adler!!
嗯 怎么了 Huh, what?
Tommy把脸撞到上砂带磨床上了 Tommy stuck his face in the belt sander.
砂带磨床上?! The belt sander?
Tommy 我跟你说了 Tommy, I told you not to screw around
别在磨床边瞎混! 是吧 with the belt sander, didn't I?
好了 去吧 去找护士 Well, go on, go see the nurse.
她会给涂过氧化氢的 She'll give you some peroxide.
那是什么 What's that?
呃 Huh?!
我很久以前认识的一个女人 This is a woman that I knew a long time ago.
什么 她死了还是怎么了?! What'd she die or something?
什么 喂 走开 Wha--hey! Go on!
别在这瞎混 You're screwin' around in here!
哦 天呐 我们来了 Oh boy, here we go!
怎么了?! What's happening?
Tweek要和Craig打架! Tweek's gonna fight Craig.
太好了! Oh, cool!
保持愤怒 Tweek! 保持愤怒 Stay pissed, Tweek, stay pissed.
好了 开始吧 Alright, here we go!
马上就要证明你是错的了 胖小孩 Time for you to get proven wrong, fat boy.
你马上就要食言了 混蛋 You're gonna be eating those words, asshole.
我不会 你会先食言 饭桶! No I won't because you'd eat 'em first, tubby.
怎么 Well?
快啊 Come on!
就是 你们要打就快打 Yeah, if you're gonna do it, do it!
我们要怎么做 What do we do?
呃 Huh?
你什么意思 什么我们要怎么做 就是打对方啊 What do you mean, just fight each other!
- 怎么打?! - 怎么打?! How? - How?!
- 我从来没打过架 - 我也是! I've never been in a fight before. - Me neither!
噢 Aww!
噢 老兄 不是吧 Aw, dude, come on!
就是互相拍对方啊! You just hit each other, smack each other around!
啊 不是那样 Not like that!
那要怎样 Like what then?
好了 好了 Alright, alright, screw this--
算了 我们推迟改日再战 We'll have to postpone the fight
这样 Tweek和Craig可以学学怎么打架 so Tweek and Craig can learn how to fight.
喔 Aww!
白激动了半天! All that build-up for nothing!
是啊 天呐 本来现在我都到家了 Yeah, Christ, I could've been home by now!
好了 Tweek 我们教你怎么打架 Alright Tweek, we'll teach you how to fight
Cartman 你教Craig! and Cartman, you teach Craig.
我觉得这不公平 I don't think that's very fair.
要是我教Craig 他会杀了Tweek的! If I teach Craig, he's gonna really kill Tweek.
哦 是吗 那我会让 Jimbo叔叔 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna have my Uncle Jimbo
教Tweek打拳击 teach Tweek how to box!
哦 拳击太吓人了 Oooh, boxing, scary, you guys!
我要让Craig学武术 I'm gonna have Craig learn martial arts!
好 明天老地方见 Fine, we'll see you back here tomorrow!
- 好 - 好 Fine! - Fine!
好 很好 Fine, that's fine.
好了 Tweek! Alrighty, Tweek.
我的小侄子Stanley让我 My little nephew Stanley has asked me
传授你打拳击的精髓! to teach you the fine points of boxing!
嘿 Agh!
你真走运 You're in luck.
Ned以前是州冠军 Ned here used to be the state champion
直到后来他的手臂被手榴弹炸掉了 until a grenade blew his arm off.
我现在也很能打! I can still kick ass.
现在 Tweek! 拳击是男人的运动 Now, Tweek... Boxing is a man sport.
世界上没有什么比拳击更能体现男人的魅力了 There is nothing in the world more man, than boxing.
是男人表现最男人风采的时候 It is man at his most man.
所以和Ned对打的时 So when you spar with Ned, here,
要展现出你最有男人味的一面! just dig deep into that most man part of you.
哇 Wah!
好了 介绍到这里 Well enough of the lectures!
开始吧! Let's get to boxing!
啊 Agh!
看你有什么本事 贱人 What you got, bi-atch?
防守住 Tweek! Keep your guard up, Tweek!
-啊 - 妈的 Aah! - Damnit!
打他 Tweek! 他只有一只胳膊 Come on, Tweek he's only got one arm!
好了 看来得 Alright, it looks like we'll have to apply
教Tweek防守技术! the Oppenheimer technique with Tweek, here...
看你有什么本事 贱人 What you got, bi-atch?
打他的蛋蛋 Tweek! Punch him in the balls, Tweek!
好家伙 快 Atta boy! Now quick,
趁他倒下 快打他 get him again while he's down!
喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 Owwwwww!!
好 踢他的蛋蛋 Good, now kick his balls!
看见了吗 There see?!
你把他打吐血了 You got him coughing up blood!
吼呦呦呦 Hooray!
啊啊啊 Agh!
这就是拳击 Now that's boxing!
你的朋友带你来学这项 古老的技艺——相扑! Your friend has brought you to learn the ancient art of sumo.
你必须遵守规则 尊敬他人! You must learn the discipline and respect.
学习相扑 你的身体要想石头 In sumo, your body must be like a stone,
而思想像面包一样就行了! and your mind like a meatloaf.
面包？ Meatloaf?
目标很简单 把对手推出圈外就算赢了! The object is simply to push opponent out of circle.
对手准备好了吗?! Is opponent ready?
准备好了! I'm ready.
我喜欢这个发型! 真酷 Yeah, I like this hair thing, this is cool.
开始吧 Let us begin.
预备 开始 Ready... and... begin!
放尊重点 Respect my authority!
身体要想石头 Body like stone!
思想要像面包 Mind like meatloaf!
来啊 来啊 Ooh, come on, na!
哦 天呐 我受不了了 Oh, Jesus, I can't take it!
啊 Aagh!
快还击 顶他的屁股 Fight back, resist the ass!
怎么顶住他的屁股啊 那么肥硕 How can I resist an ass so great?!
这只不过是个屁股 It is only an ass!
你要用你的头脑战胜他的屁股 You must overcome the ass with your mind!
我从没见过这样的屁股 师傅! This ass is unlike any I have encountered, master--
我赢了 I win!
你的屁股确实很强很有力 Eric! There is indeed great power in your ass, Eric.
也许你该成为职业相扑! Perhaps you should consider sumo as a profession.
也许吧! Hey, maybe!
不 不 不要 No... no... make it stop...
哦 Richard! 说我们会永远幸福 Oh Richard, say we'll be this happy forever!
你明天要来看我试飞啊 Richard! But you have to come see me fly tomorrow, Richard.
我要给你个惊喜 I have a surprise for you.
别担心 Richard! 我是飞行员 Don't worry, Richard, I'm a pilot.
看 Richard! Watch me, Richard!
啊啊啊啊啊 Aaahhh!!
Richard!
哦哦哦哦哦 Arggghh!
我还没有说再见 I never got to say goodbye.
我还没有说再见 I never got to say goodbye!
哦 不 Oh, no!
哦 不 我该怎么办 Oh no, now what do I do?!
非常好 同学们 Okay... that was very good, class.
来 我们一起来试试这个! Now let's try this one together:
"亲爱的 我能买个新衣橱吗?" "Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?"
"亲爱的 我能买个新衣橱吗?" Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?
好 我们再一起来试试这个! Alright, now let's try this one together
"Lisa Smith的丈夫 "Lisa Smith's husband
刚给她买辆新车!" just bought her a new car..."
"Lisa Smith的丈夫刚给她买辆新车!" Lisa Smith's husband just bought her a new car...
对 Bebe 你来试试这句 Good, Bebe, why don't you try this one:
"我想去夏威夷旅行会使我们俩的性生活更和谐" "I think a trip to Hawaii would really improve our sex life."
"我想去夏威夷旅行 I think a trip to Hawaii
会使我们俩的性生活更和谐" would really improve our sex life.
非常好 好了 Kenny! Outstanding, now... Kenny.
你试试 How about you try:
"没有大床就别想和我做爱!" （外国的床分king和queen） "I can't make love to you until we get a king-size bed."
Mph rmph rm rmphrmphm... rmph rm rmph rm rm rmph.
好吧 Kenny 你过来 我有事和你说 Okay... Kenny, could I talk to you over here real quick?
Mph rm.
Kenny 我不知道怎么和你说 但 Kenny, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but...
我觉得家政课不适合你! I'm not sure Home Economics is right for you.
不! Mph?
你的厨艺很不尽如人意 Well, your cooking is unsatisfactory
缝纫技术也低于平均水平 your sewing skills are below average and...
坦白的说 你以后找个有钱人 frankly, I don't think the odds of you
结婚的前景 marrying a nice, rich man in the future are very, well...
不太明朗 good.
真的?! Mph mm?
我想你应该转到手工班去 No, I think you should consider transferring to Shop Class.
手工班?! Mph rm!
没几个人在那个班上受重伤! Now, now, very few students are severely injured in Shop Class.
我不想去手工班!!! Mph rmph rm rmph rm rmph rmph!!
- 走吧 决斗要开始了 - 耶 C'mon, it's time for the fight! - Yeah!
决斗?!哦 不 不 不 女孩子们 忘了我和你们说的了吗?! Fight? Oh no, no, no, girls! Haven't I taught you anything?!
好了 终于到时间了! Okay, the time has finally come!
节目单! 来看节目单 节目单! Programs, get your programs here, programs!
记着 Tweek 狠狠的打 打他下盘 Remember, Tweek, punch hard, punch low.
- 嗷 - 是证明你的时候了 Tweek! Agh! - This is when you gotta get mean, Tweek!
噢 是 啊 Agh, mean, agh!!
你的手上有龙的力量 Hurlonghurta The spirit of the dragon is in your hands.
- 有感觉吗? - 有了! Alright? - Okay.
听着 Now listen to me!
好了 我认真的 Herterdeterter! Alright, and seriously!
Per shang der pong quang chong!
好了 好了 Okay, okay!
啊 Argh!
好了吗 Tweek?! You ready, Tweek?
你呢 Craig?! You ready, Craig?
开始 Let's get it on!
放尊重点 Respect my authority.
上 Tweek! Come on, Tweek!
上 Craig! Come on, Craig!
就我而言 "To Whom it May Concern,
我不能没有她 "I can no longer live without her.
我没能和她说再见 "I could not say goodbye to her,
所以 现在我要和你们说再见! "and so now I must say goodbye to all of you!
我已经用完了戒烟口香糖了! "for I am all out of nicotine gum.
我是你真诚的 Richard Adler 手工课上 "Sincerely yours, Richard Adler... Shop Class.
附言：别再课上瞎混 "P.S. Don't screw around.
你们瞎混太多时间了 You all screw around too much."
再见了 残忍的世界 Goodbye, cruel world.
天呐 Jesus Christ!!
我在想什么 What was I thinking?!
那会疼死的 That would'a hurt like hell!
对 Craig 踢他屁股 Yeah Craig, c'mon, kick his ass!
打他 Tweek! 你会赢的 Come on, Tweek, you got him!
哇 Tweek! 听到了吗 Whoa, Tweek, did you hear that?!
- 什么?! - Craig说你就是个鸡巴! What?! - Craig just called you a boner!
啊 Agh!
我们得维持热度! We just have to keep throwing gas on the fire.
耶 Yeah.
手工课吗?! Mph rmphm rm?
什么 What?
你是谁 Who are you?
"Kenny McCormic从家政课转到手工课" "Kenny McCormick has been transferred from Home Ec. to Shop Class"
好吧 戴上护目镜 Well, alright, get some safety goggles
用那边的竖锯做个角出来! and start getting acquainted with the jigsaw over there.
怎么了...! What the--
他们在这! Here they are!
发生了什么?! Hey, what's going on?!
Tweek和Craig在打架 Tweek and Craig are fighting.
我们只是旁观者 We're just watching.
那你们为什么不制止他们 Well, why the hell don't you stop them!?
他压了十美元! 'Cause we have ten bucks riding on it!
别在这乱搞! Don't screw around!
停止这乱搞! Stop screwing around!
嘿 你们还没乱搞够吗! Hey, you're screwing around too much!
啊啊啊啊啊 Arghh!
哦 天呐 他们杀了Kenny! Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
你们这个混蛋! You bastards!
别光站着 Well don't just stand there!
快叫救护车 Call an ambulance!
看见了在手工课上 You see-- You see what happens
乱搞的下场吧?! when you screw around in Shop Class?
Mph rm...
- 什么 - 怎么了 孩子 What? What's that, son?
Richard...
啊啊啊 Aghhh!
不 不 别走 No, no, please don't go!
我需要你 I need you!
我不能没有你 I can't live without you!
Richard! 你要继续生活下去 Richard, you have to move on.
我要你幸福 I want you to be happy.
但是我不能 But I can't!
我都还没来得及和你说再见 I never got to say goodbye.
现在说吧 Richard! Then say it now, Richard.
再见? Goodbye.
好点了吗 There, now do you feel better?
没有 No.
当然 Of course you don't.
说再见也没有什么意义! Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
我们一起时的快乐才是有意义的 It's the time we spent together that really matters
而不是分开的悲伤! not how we left it.
你——你是对的! You--you're right.
你是对的! You're right!
Richard!
我是奶奶! It's grandma.
奶奶? Grandma?!
嗨 奶奶! Hi, gram!
你也没和我说再见! You never said goodbye to me, either.
嘿 Richie! 记得我吗?! Hey, Richie, remember me?
Corey叔叔! Uncle Corey!
你们都活过来了 Wow, you're all alive again.
不 我们都死了 No, we're dead.
我爱你 Richard! I love you, Richard.
再见 See you soon.
谢谢你 Thank you!
谢谢你解放了我 Thank you for freeing me!
我感觉生活又有了意义! I feel like now I can move on!
宝贝 我感到好多了 Baby, I feel so much better!
我充满活力 I feel so alive!
谢谢你 宝贝 谢谢你 Thank you, baby, thank you!
老兄 这真他妈的乱套了! Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
嗨 我们来看我们的好朋友Tweek和Craig Hi, we're here to visit our good friends Tweek and Craig.
哦 好吧 就看一小会啊! Oh, well, I suppose a quick visit is okay.
也许你们能使他们振作起来 Maybe you kids can cheer them up.
嘿 老兄们 你们还好吧? Hey guys, how are you feeling?
- 啊 - 噢 Agh! - Ugh!
好吧 呃 我们过来是有事要告诉你们! Well, uh, we just came by because we have something to tell you.
是的…是这样 让你们打架 Yeah... see, we got you to fight
只是想看看谁比较强悍! just 'cause we wanted to see who was the toughest.
我们编了那些谎话是 We made up all that stuff we said
为了让你们互相生对方的气! to get you guys mad at each other.
可以 你可以给我们比中指 Craig Yes, you can flip us off, Craig.
我们罪有应得 We deserve that.
我们来是来道歉的 We just came by to apologize.
我们太内疚了 We feel so bad.
哥们儿 是吗 Boy, do we ever.
我想我们该走了! So I guess we'll be going now.
我们得出结论 And we'll just live with the knowledge that
你们俩都太娘们了 you're both kind of sissies.
- 什么？ - 什么？ What!? - What!?
唉 我的意思是 新闻上说的 Well, I mean, that's what was on the news.
新闻说什么?! What was on the news?
哦 你们没看吗 Oh, you didn't see it?
新闻说Tweek的家人 Tweek's family was on the news
说你太弱了 Craig! saying what a wuss you are, Craig.
嗯？ Huh?!
是啊 然后Craig的家人 Yeah, and then Craig's family came on
也回应说Tweek很弱 and said Tweek was the wuss,
而且把Tweek的妈妈揍了一顿 and then punched Tweek's mom in the hooters.
啊 你这个贱人! Agh, you son-of-a-bitch!
我要揍死你 I'm gonna kick your ass!!
打他 Tweek 你能打的过他 Come on, Tweek you got him!
Sumo technique, Craig, sumo technique!