狗狗舞 狗狗舞 跳段狗狗舞 ♪ Dog dance, dog dance, doing the dog dance ♪
狗狗舞 狗狗舞 ♪ Dog dance, dog dance ♪
如果你想要你的药，就跳段狗狗舞 ♪ If you want your medicine, do the dog dance ♪
狗狗舞 狗狗舞 ♪ Dog dance, dog dance ♪
哦，你好，回来了 Oh, hello, back already?
你也看的出 Well, as you can see,
那一集就是我们这行所说的 that episode is what we in the business refer to
作为一个”悬念” as a "cliffhanger".
为了查出 Cartman 的父亲是谁 To find out who Cartman's father was,
我们让观众在四周后收看 we told viewers to tune in four weeks later.
四个星期之后正好是 Well, four weeks later just happened to be
愚人节，所以我们觉得会很有趣 April Fools' Day, and so we thought it would be fun
不播出扣人心弦的作为回报 to not air the cliffhanger payoff
而是播出什么 but instead air something
完全不相干的 愚蠢的 completely irrelevant and stupid:
整整半个小时的特伦斯和菲利普剧集 A full half-hour Terrance and Phillip episode.
观众反应热烈 And the viewers responded splendidly.
我们甚至保存了他们的一些评论 We even saved some of their comments
在我们办公室的答录机上 on our office answering machine.
我要去割掉你的睾丸 I'm gonna come down there and cut off your testicles.
我再也不看《南方公园》了 And I'm never watching "South Park" again.
你认为你很有趣 You think you're funny
不告诉我们谁是 Cartman 的父亲 not telling us who Cartman's father is?
我希望你们两个都死 I hope you both die.
我不能一直不知道 Cartman 的爸爸是谁 I can't go on not knowing who Cartman's father is.
我不能，我不能去 -- I just can't. I can't go--
现在我可以拿到我的药了吗 Now can I have my medication?
伙计，再跳会儿狗狗舞 Dude, do the dog dance some more.
狗狗舞，汪汪汪 Dog dance. Bow-bow, bow-wow.
对，像吉普车一样哔哔 Yeah, beep like-- beep like a Jeep.
- 哔哔哔 -像一条河豚鱼那样 - Beep beep, beep beep. - Do a puffer fish.
噗噗 噗噗 噗 Puff, puff, pfffff.
我要游泳，我要跳鱼舞 I'll swim. I'll do fish dance.
对了，对了，你想要你的药吗 Yeah, yeah. You want your medicine?
你想要你的药吗 You want your medicine?
那儿呢，去拿吧 Here, go get it. Go get it.
哦，不，你俩都是混蛋 Oh, no. You guys are jerks.
你好 Hello.
- 真爱发牢骚 -天啊 臭脾气先生 - What a grump. - Jeez, Mr. Grumpy Pants.
特伦斯和菲利普那集之后 Well, after the Terrance and Phillip episode,
说实话这是我和 Matt 最喜欢的一集 which honestly really is Matt and I's favorite episode,
我们终于播出了你们即将看到的这一集 we finally aired the episode you're about to see.
叫做 Cartman的妈妈依旧是荡妇 It's called, "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut."
南方公园前情回顾 Previously on "South Park"...
整个实验室的人都紧张起来了 an air of sobriety fills the laboratories.
因为我们即将揭晓 The men of South Park gather to find out
谁是这个男孩的父亲了 which one of them fathered this boy.
谁是Eric Cartman的父亲 Who is Eric Cartman's father?
看完这集 At the end of tonight's episode,
答案就会揭晓 you will know the answer.
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南方公园 第2季 第2集 Cartman的妈妈依旧是荡妇 South.Park.S02E02.Cartmans.Mom.Is.Still.a.Dirty.Slut.
我将去往南方公园 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
度过一段好时光 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
处处是无欲谦人 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
友善面庞 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
我将去往南方公园 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
远离我的悲伤 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
日夜都有充足车位 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
邻居人人礼貌大方 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
我将去往南方公园 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
试着放松一场 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
我爱女孩 大奶成双 I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties
快来南方公园吧 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
与我的朋友会一场 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
现在我们继续 And now, to continue...
这父亲呢就在这房间里 The father is indeed someone in this room.
伙计 这可能是我一生中最长的一分钟了 Man, this feels like the longest minute of my life.
噢 Kenny你好 Oh, hey Kenny.
先生们 孩子的父亲就是 Gentlemen, the father is...
- 嗨 到底怎么回事 Hey, what the hell's going on?
- 停电了 It's a power outage.
大伙都没事吧 Is everybody okay?
我好像听到枪声 That sounded like a gunshot.
天啊 快看 Oh my God, look!
- 你们这些混蛋！ You bastards!
- 墨菲斯托中弹了 Mofesto's been shot!
- 他死了吗 Is he... Dead?
看 窗户的玻璃也被打穿了 Hey, this window is shot out, too.
这表示凶手不是这房里的 That means the killer was not somebody in this room.
那么谁是凶手 Then who was it?
谁向墨菲斯托开的枪 Who shot Mofesto?
是学校的顾问吗 Was it the school counselor?
还是crabtree女士 Or was it Miss Crabtree...?
嗨 等等 Hey, wait a minute.
我还没有找到谁是我爸爸 I didn't find out who my father was!
或者是Broslofski夫人 Or was it Miss Broflovski?
等等 他还在呼吸 他还没死 Wait, he's still breathing, he's not dead.
- 他妈的 谁是我爸爸 Godammit, who's my father?
- 我们必须把他送去医院 We have to get him to the hospital.
- 开什么玩笑啊 You've gotta be kidding me!
- 走吧孩子们 Come on, children.
可怜的孩子 That poor kid.
他的身世真是够悲惨的 It must be hell for him going through all this.
南方公园里有个杀人凶手 There's a murderer free in South Park!
我们必须在他下次下手前 We have to find out who it is
找到他 before they kill again!
是啊 天知道他们下次会杀哪个人 Yeah, God only knows who they'll kill next.
他们下次会杀谁 Who will they kill next?
会是Jimbo 或者Barbrady Will it be Jimbo, Barbrady,
还是丹佛野马队 the Denver Broncos?
- 他醒了吗 Is he awake yet?
- 他血流得很多啊 He's bleeding pretty bad back here.
别把他的血弄到我的Meredith Baxter-Birney Don't let him bleed on my Meredith Baxter-Birney
纪念毛巾上 memorial towel!
什么是Meredith Baxter-Birney纪念毛巾 What's a Meredith Baxter-Birney memorial towel?
那是Meredith Baxter-Birney坐这辆车的时候带来的 I was actually with Meredith Baxter-Birney
的时候带来的 in this very car.
后来我们用了这条毛巾 And afterwards we used that towel to...
等等 我干嘛要告诉你们这个 Wait a minute, why am I telling you this?
- 你能停下让我下去吗 Could you pull over so I can get out?
- 什么 我们必须到医院去 What, we have to get to the hospital.
我得先下车 I have to get out first.
我对医院过敏恐怕不能去了 I'm not gonna make it, I can't stand hospitals.
抱歉Stan Sorry Stan,
我们要先送墨菲斯托到医院 we just got to drop Mofesto
之后我们马上就走人 可以吗 and then we can get out of there, alright?
伙计们 开始下雪了 Man, it's really starting to snow.
希望不要把路给封了 I hope they don't close the roads.
不会封的 墨菲斯托可不能死 They can't, Mofesto can't die.
也许不知道你父亲是谁也是件好事 Cartman Maybe it's better you don't know who your father is, Cartman.
哥们 那不行 No way dude,
我不能忍受虎头蛇尾的事情 I can't stand to leave things unfinished.
就像你听到一首歌的开头 It's like when you hear the first part of that song,
styx唱的 和我一起远航 "Come Sail Away" by Styx.
如果我一听到这首歌的开头 If I hear the first part of that song,
我就必须唱完它 I have to finish it.
- 真的吗 Really?
- 对 做事情我都是有头有尾的 Yeah, I can't do anything until it's done.
我在远航 ♪ I'm sailing away ♪
- 不 不要 No, don't!
人生的第一次航行 ♪ Set an open course, for the virgin sea ♪
哇哦 兄弟 Whoa, dude!
我们该怎么做 市长 What are we gonna do, mayor?
凶手现在逍遥法外 This killer is on the loose.
我们甚至不能离开家 We can't even leave our homes
为了孩子的安全 for fear of our children's safety!
呃 我们的孩子在哪里 Uhh, where are our children?
Barbrady警官 Officer Barbrady,
让我们设想一下 let's pretend for one second
如果这个镇有个能干的执法人员 that we had a competent law enforcer in this town,
他会怎么做 what would he do?
唔 那是个好问题 市长 Hmm, that's a good question, mayor.
让我就想想看先 Let me get right on that with thinking.
- 市长 市长 Mayor, mayor!
- 呃 记者们来了 The press is here.
我是Sid Greenfield. My name is Sid Greenfield,
我是洛杉矶的 I'm the director from Los Angeles
“美国头号通缉犯”的导演 for "America's Most Wanted".
- 你的效率真的很快 You certainly made it up here quickly.
- 现在故事不好找 We're desperate for stories.
- 这次的故事非常吸引人 And this one is so compelling.
- 真的吗 Really?
当然 这故事囊括了所有的元素 Sure, this story has everything--
人 家具 谈话 这是一个原汁原味的美国故事 people, furniture, talking, it's a real American story.
嗨 我想到了什么 I thought of something.
呃 不 等等 那不算 No, wait, that's subtraction.
导演先生 Mr. Director Person,
你到底想要干什么 what exactly do you want to do?
市长 我们是不是应该集中在.. Mayor, shouldn't we be focusing...
嘘 Shh.
我们是想为 We just want to do a re-creation
我们的节目翻拍这个故事 of the story for our show.
然后我们会在屏幕上公布电话号码 Then we'll flash a number on the screen
这样观众有枪手的信息的话 that people can call if they have any information
就可以打电话告诉我们了 regarding the identity or location of the shooter.
这样的话 That's it.
你好 我们好 美国也好了 You win, we win, America wins.
你确定这样不会让我们的小镇 Are you sure this wouldn't make our little town
看上去很危险吗 look dangerous?
不用担心市长 Don't worry, mayor.
美国头号通缉犯不是关于暴力的 "America's Most Wanted" is not about violence,
- 是关于家庭的 it's about family.
- 是吗 It is?
是的 如果是这样的话 那就没问题 Well, in that case, I guess it's okay.
很好 我们立即就从试音方面开始 Great, we'll get started with auditions immediately.
我们应该先演什么？ What part should we cast first?
导演会让谁先演了？ Who will the director cast first?
Garrison先生 警官Barbrady 还是大厨呢 Will it be Mr. Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Chef?
我想要做人流 I want to have an abortion.
可以 我们可以做 Well, we can do that.
对你来说 肯定是个艰难的时刻 夫人 This must be a very difficult time for you, Mrs...
Cartman 是的 是一个很难的抉择 Cartman, yes, it's such a hard decision but,
但我觉得我不能在这扭曲的 I just don't feel like I can raise a child
社会里抚养一个小孩 in this screwy world.
是的 Cartman女士 Yes, Miss Cartman,
如果你感觉不能抚养一个孩子 if you don't feel fit to raise a child,
人流是正确的选择 an abortion is probably the answer.
你知道确切的怀孕日期吗 Do you know the actual time of conception?
大约8年以前 About eight years ago.
- 我明白了 胎儿是 I see, so the fetus is...?
- 八岁 Eight years old.
Cartman女士 Miss Cartman,
呃 8岁的胎儿的话 eight years old is a little late
人流可能会是太晚了 to be considering abortion.
真的吗 Really?
是的 那种情况我们 Yes, this is what we would refer to
称之为第四十季 as the 40th trimester!
但我想我不会是个称职的母亲 I just don't think I'm a fit mother.
不过我们觉得，要流产的话应该是要早点 We prefer to abort babies a little earlier on.
事实上 法律有规定 In fact, there's a law against abortions
在第二个季后就不准人流 after the second trimester.
好吧，你们的法律 Well, I think you need to keep your laws
对我可没用 off of my body!
唔 恐怕我不能帮不了你 Cartman女士 Hmm, I'm afraid I can't help you, Miss Cartman.
如果你要改变法律 If you want to change the law
你必须和议员谈谈 you'll have to speak with your congressman.
我正想这么做 Well, that's exactly what I intend to do.
再见 Good day!
- 来吧 孩子们 我们得找个医生 Come on children, we gotta find a doctor.
- 呃 我不行了 I can't do it, dude.
- Stan来吧 Come on, Stan,
医院不是都那么糟糕的 hospitals aren't all that bad.
- 对啊 真是个懦夫 Yeah, stop being a wuss.
- 医生 Doctor!
- 请等一下 One minute, please.
护士 我需要20cc的喷妥撒钠(全身麻醉剂) Nurse, I need 20 ccs of sodium pentathol, stat!
- 哇塞 兄弟 她没有手 Whoa dude, she doesn't have any arms.
- 小伙子 我们这里是平等就业的 We're an equal opportunity employer here, son.
Doctor, we've got a shot cracker outside.
我用长长的针给这人注射后 I'll be right with you
马上就给你们治 after I inject this man with a long needle.
哦 天啊 我要晕了 Oh man, I'm gonna be sick.
这，这，年轻人 There, there, young man,
医学技术没什么好怕的 medical science is nothing to be afraid of.
喔 我想你扎到骨头了 I think you're hitting the bone.
是的 我想我听到了针 Yes, I can hear the needle scraping
在刮骨的声音 against the bone inside.
啊 他在流血 Oops, he's hemorrhaging.
- 啊 他头掉下来了 Oops, his head fell off.
- 我要走了 I'm getting out of here.
- Stan Stan!
- 哦 有些人的胃太糟了 Some people just have a weak stomach.
Eric Cartman的父亲是... And the father of Eric Cartman is...
吡，哦 Bang, oh!
我被打中了 jiminy Jiminy, I've been shot.
哦 多谢你 我们等下再聊 Thank you very much, we'll get back to you.
我想我看够了这个基因工程师 I think I've seen enough genetic engineers.
接下来我们要来试试 Let's move on to the auditions
Garrison先生的声音 for the part of Mr. Garrison.
Garrison先生请进来试音 Call the Mr. Garrison auditions.
天啊 我真的不希望我是Eric Cartman父亲 帽子先生 Boy, I sure hope I'm not Eric Cartman's father, Mr. Hat.
请再说一遍 Garrison先生 You can say that again, Mr. Garrison.
好的 不错 Alright, not bad.
现在他是最好的 下一个 Let's keep them on the top pile, next!
我真的希望我不是Eric Cartman父亲 帽子先生 I sure hope that I'm not Eric Cartman's father, Mr. Hat.
请再说一遍 Garrison先生 You can say that again, Mr. Garrison.
谢谢 下一个 Thank you, next!
- 什么 What?
- 下一个 Next!
我真的希望我不是Eric Cartman爸爸 帽子先生 I sure hope I'm not Eric Cartman's father, Mr. Hat.
请再说一遍 Garrison先生 You can say that again, Mr. Garrison.
你太棒了 Perfect! You got it.
下个是大厨 Let's move on to the Chefs.
O'reilly议员 我这样说你明白了吧 And so, you see, Congressman O'Reilly,
我想人流法案 that's why I think
应该改变下了 abortion laws should be changed.
好的，我所知道的 Well, all I know is that
第三季的人流是违法的 third trimester abortions are illegal.
但我真的不知道什么第四十季的 I don't really know anything about 40th.
但那个未婚先孕中心的人说 But the person at "Unplanned Parenthood"
得来找你 said you were who I had to talk to
改变法律 about changing the law.
不不 我想你应该和州长 No, I think you've got to talk to the governor
说这事儿 about that stuff.
哦 天啊 Oh, dear.
好了 我已经尽力了 Well, this is about all I can do for him.
你能让他说话吗 Can't you get him to talk?
我必须知道我爸爸是谁 I have to know who my father is!
- 对不起 孩子 这还需要点时间 Sorry son, it might be a while.
- 快醒过来 你这个混蛋 Wake up, you son-of-a-bitch!
哇噢 Whoa!
孩子 你这样做不会有任何作用 Now son, that's not gonna do him any good.
当他好点的时候我会告诉你的 I'll let you know if there's a change in his condition.
我不能再等了 I can't wait anymore.
我要怎么办 What am I supposed to do?
- 嗨Cartman Hey Cartman!
- 什么事 What?
我在远航 ♪ I'm sailing... ♪
远航 ♪ Away ♪
- 好 好 我们离开这里吧 Okay, let's get out of here, now.
- 说得太容易了 I don't know if that's gonna be too easy.
- 天啊 雪真的太大了 My God, that's a helluva storm.
- 哦 晕 Weak.
天啊 我恨这些山 God, I hate mountains.
希望不要影响到我们的拍摄日程 This better not push back our shooting schedule.
好的 大家 让我们在拍摄之前 Okay people, let's rehearse the reenactment
再从头再排练一下吧 from the top before we shoot it.
- 那是谁 Who's that?
- 电视台的Eric Roberts That's TV's Eric Roberts.
我们是准备让他演猴子的 We were able to get him to play the part
让他演猴子的 of the little monkey guy.
哦 在讨论被淘汰的人吗 Oh, talk about washed up, huh?
Eric很高兴有你在 Great to have you, Eric.
来吧 开始 Here we go and action!
- 我将要公布谁是父亲 I want to announce who the father is.
- 吡 Bang.
喔 我中弹了 I've been shot.
都别动 我是警察 Nobody move, I'm a law officer.
天啊 我想他心脏停止跳动了 My God, I think he's gone into cardiac arrest.
你看上去有点失常 大厨 You seem somewhat unnerved by this Chef.
你在怀疑我吗 Barbrady Are you accusing me, Barbrady?
怀疑我的话就说 Because if you are, accuse!
别和我玩文字游戏 Don't hide behind your clever riddles!
大厨先生 我们的私人恩怨先放一边 Our differences must be set aside for now, Mr. Chef.
我也只是个普通人 I'm simply a man,
我只想努力做好工作而已 a man trying to do my job.
哇噢 电影太棒了 Wow, this is a good movie.
哦伙计 我们什么时候可以走 Dude, when can we get out of here?
- 医生 我坚持不住了 Doctor, I can't focus.
- 女士我们已经尽力了 We're doing the best we can, ma'am.
路现在被封了 They've closed the pass
其他的医生没办法赶过来 so none of the other doctors can get through.
现在 只有我和Goodly护士 For now, it's just me and Nurse Goodly.
等等 路被封了啊 Wait a second, they've closed the pass?
是的 我们人手现在是严重不足 Yes, I'm afraid we're critically understaffed.
除非我们及时得到帮助 Unless we get help soon,
否则这里的所有人都他妈的死定了 all these people in here are completely fucked.
这只是种比喻的说法 Metaphorically speaking, that is.
墨菲斯托怎么办 What about Mofesto?
你有没有好好照顾他 Are you taking care of him?
他现在有全套生命支持系统 He's on full life-support and breathing fine.
他就不会有问题 He shouldn't need any help.
只要有电的话 So long as the power doesn't go out.
啊 谁能知道会发生这种事情 Who didn't see that coming a mile away, huh?
今晚美国头号通缉犯 Tonight on "America's Most Wanted",
在科罗拉多有个凶手逍遥法外 a shooter is on the loose on Colorado,
居民都格外小心 and the residents are up in arms!
欢迎节目主持人 john walsh Here's your host John Walsh.
晚上好 欢迎收看美国头号通缉犯 Good evening and welcome to "America's Most Wanted".
今晚科罗拉多的小山庄 Tonight, terror invaded the small mountain community
南方公园笼罩着恐怖的气氛 of South Park, Colorado.
阿方索· 墨菲斯托博士在他的实验室 When Dr. Alfonse Mofesto was gunned down
被枪击了 in his laboratory,
本节目重现当时惊险的一幕 "America's Most Wanted" has reconstructed this heinous crime
你们的电话也许能帮助破案 in hopes that your calls can help solve the case.
我中弹了 I've been shot.
- 天啊 帽子先生 快来帮忙 My God Mr. Hat, get some help!
- Garrison先生 马上到 Right away, Mr. Garrison!
天啊 我这辈子最好的同事及朋友 No, no, my lifetime partner and friend,
才一转眼的功夫 就这样走了 gone, taken away in the wink of an eye...
- 天啊 What the...
- 这Eric Roberts的对白有进步 Eric Roberts is improv-ing lines again.
我要把这人送去医院 I'm gonna get the man to a hospital.
谁帮我一把 Who will help me?
这不是我想生活的世界 This is not a world I want to live in...
这他妈是什么 What the hell is this?
- 我们失去和洛杉矶的联线 We've lost the feed to L.A.
呃 我们似乎失去了 Uh, we seem to have lost our link up
南方公园组的联线 to the South Park crew.
我想 我们接下来播放的是专题电影 So I guess we'll be going to our feature movie,
谁陷害了兔子罗杰 "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
谁陷害了兔子罗杰 Who framed Roger Rabbit?
是Jimbo Garrison先生 还是大厨 Was it Jimbo, Mr. Garrison, Chef?
谁去看看我们为什么会失去联线 Somebody go see why we lost the hook up.
我的天啊 这暴风雪越下越恐怖 Holy smokes, that blizzard is getting crazy.
大家别慌张 Don't panic, anybody,
电线断了 the power lines are down
但备用电源运行正常 but the back-up generator is running just fine.
- 护士这里需要帮助 Nurse, I could use some help in here.
- 来了 Coming.
小姐 墨菲斯托先生会好吗 Lady, is Mofesto gonna be okay?
是的 至少现在是 Yes, for now,
但我觉得备用电源不是持续很久 but I'm afraid the generator won't run for long.
电池在半小时后就会用完 The batteries run out in half an hour.
时间非常短 Time is very short.
护士 我需要一双手来帮助 Nurse, please, I need another pair of hands in here.
噢 不好意思 Sorry.
你还不明白吗 州长 Don't you see governor,
我应该有权利做人流 I should have a right to have an abortion
如果我想的话 if I want one.
好吧，我不知道 Well, I don't know.
你可以解释看看吗 I might need some more convincing.
我意思是 我怎么能把 I mean, what right do I have
一个孩子带到这个 bringing another child
人口过多的世界 into this over-populated world?
还有 我应该在做爱前考虑下这个问题 Then again, I should have thought of that
考虑下这个问题 还有 before having sex. Then again --
噢 我不知道了 Oh, I just don't know.
大厨先生 Please Mr. Chef.
我有上百人需要照顾 I have over 100 people to tend to here.
- 这里只有我和Goodly护士 And only myself and Nurse Goodly.
- 我能做些什么吗 What do you want me to do?
- 你懂外科手术吗 Do you know anything about surgery?
- 我经常看Quincy I used to watch "Quincy".
什么 你怎么早不说 What, why the hell didn't you say so?
快点洗洗干净 Put on some scrubs!
小伙子 我将把你们培训成光荣的医生 Boys, I'm making you all honorary doctors.
你可以帮我们拯救这些人的性命 You can help us save these people's lives.
没门 兄弟 No way, dude!
好了 我们要被困很久了 Well, we're not going anywhere for a long time.
- 我们被埋了吗 We're snowed in?
- 是 我们被困了 Yes, we're trapped.
就像潜水艇中的水手 Like sailors on a submarine.
天啊 这是我见过的最糟糕的暴风雪 My God, this is the worse storm I've ever seen.
噢 我必须出去 Oh, I have to get out of here.
从早饭开始我就没吃过东西 I haven't eaten since breakfast.
嗯 我也饿了 Yeah, I'm getting hungry, too.
我希望你们都能明白 I hope you all realize
我们现在的处境 what we might be facing here.
我们生存下去的唯一选择就是 Our only option might be to eat each other
吃了对方 to stay alive.
拜托 只过了4个小时而已 It's only been, like, four hours.
现在就吃人 Aren't you resorting to cannibalism
你是不是太早了点 a little quickly?
导演先生 这就是生存的法则 That's the law of land, Mr. Director!
我也不赞成吃人 但如果牺牲几个人就能够 I know it ain't pretty but if a few of us must die
保全所有的人的话 我是支持的 so the rest can stay alive, so be it.
- 那我们怎么决定吃谁 But how do we decide who?
- 我们抓阄 Well, we draw straws.
等等 我们早饭吃得那么多 Now, wait a minute, we all had a big breakfast.
你们这些人就不能一段时间不吃吗 Can't you people go without eating for a little while?!
冷静，士兵 Calm down, soldier!
我们需要每个人都保持冷静 We need every person here to keep his head.
Barbrady拿点签来 Barbrady, fetch some straws.
谁说你是这里的老大的 Well, who the hell made you the boss anyway?
谁说Jimbo是这里的老大的 Who the hell made Jimbo boss?
是Barbrady 还是大厨 还是ga... Was it Barbrady, Chef, Mr...
这人的阑尾破了 This man's appendix has burst!
我们没有选择 I have no choice but to operate now
只有电力不足的情况下帮他手术 with our limited power.
我需要你们都打起精神 I need you all to be strong for me.
Goodly护士会负责麻醉的 Nurse Goodly will take care of the anesthesia.
大厨 你就是她的手臂 Chef, you act as her arms.
伙计们 你们负责吸引和包扎 Boys, you have to help with suction and bandages.
准备好了吗 Ready?
- 不 No.
- 首先我在心脏这里切条口子 I'll make an incision over the heart.
哦，天啊 Oh, boy.
- 伙计 你吐到口子里去了 Dude! You barfed into the incision.
- 太好了 Sweet!
吸 Suction!
嗨 谁在玩灯 Hey, they're screwing with the lights.
是谁在玩灯 Who is screwing with the lights?
Barbrady 还是Jimbo Is it Barbrady, or Jimbo,
还是1991 丹佛野马队 or the 1991 Denver Broncos?
我真的开始生气了 That is really starting to piss me off.
好了 到现在为止 Alright, so far,
每个人都是长签 everybody has a long piece of straw.
我会继续抽的 We'll keep drawing.
等等 Whew!
等等 Wait a minute.
该死的 短签的在哪里 Where the hell is the short one?
- 短的什么 The short what?
- 去死吧 Barbrady Dammit, Barbrady!
当你做签的时候 When you draw straws
应该做个短的 you're supposed to have one of them short!
- 那就是决定谁的签 That's how you decide who loses.
- 我不是这么玩的 That's not how I played it.
呃 我们能快点吗 我的肚子已经开始叫了 Ugh, could we hurry this up, my stomach is growling.
我找到一张 I found a map that shows the location
备用电源的地图 of a back-up generator.
他们造了一个很大的自供发电机 Apparently they built self sustaining generator
用来应付这种紧急状况 for just this kind of emergency.
但它不在医院里 But it's out and away from the hospital.
- 那我们怎么到那里 So how do we get to it?
我们必须分为两队 We must split up into two teams.
A队和B队 Team "A" and team "B".
A队包括我 Stan Kyle Team "A" will consist of myself, Stan, Kyle,
Eric 大厨 和护士Goodly Eric, Chef and Nurse Goodly.
B队包括Kenny Team "B" will consist of Kenny.
B队听好了 Now listen closely team "B".
你的任务是启动备用发电机 Your goal will be to turn on the back-up generator.
你必须冒着暴风雪 To do this you must brave the storm outside
并且钻到下水道去 and get into this sewage duct.
同时 A队会去等候区 Meanwhile, team "A" will go to the holding area here
这里会有电视和可乐 where there is a television and some cocoa.
我们会喝可乐 看些家庭节目 We will drink the cocoa and watch family programming
直到B队穿过下水道 until team "B" makes it through the sewage duct.
那个时候 B队记住 By that time, team "B" -
就是你Kenny remember, that's you, Kenny -
应该到达发电机的外核 should reach the outer core of the generator.
爬到顶端会很危险而且很冷 It will be a cold and dangerous climb to the top.
可能那还会有快盗龙 And there could velociraptors here.
一旦你到达顶端 Once you reach the top,
你从这扇窗能看的 you should be able to get a clear view
非常清楚 through this window of us,
我们在喝可乐看电视 drinking cocoa and watching television.
然后你就可以继续 Then you can proceed down into the generator
启动发电机 and power it on.
有问题吗 Are there any questions?
- 没有 我一点问题也没有 No, that sounds pretty sweet to me.
- 那就好 走吧 Right, then let's do it.
出发 Go team.
呃 坚持不住了 I can't... go on...
太饿了 ...so hungry.
我们将死在这恶心的地方 We're all going to die in this horrible place.
我们必须保持能量熬过今晚 We have to have the energy to make it through the night.
我们必须要吃 We have to eat.
我怎么能这样做 How can we?
对得起我们的良心吗 How can we live with ourselves?
只有一个办法 There's only one answer.
就是吃Eric Roberts Eat Eric Roberts!
好办法 Yes, of course,
没有人关心Eric Roberts的死活 Nobody gives a shit about Eric Roberts.
吃Eric Roberts Eat Eric Roberts!
不 请不要 No! No, please!
好了 我们已经没有退路了 well, there's no going back now,
我们是食人族 上帝保佑我们 We're cannibals, God save us.
上帝希望你活下去 市长 坚持住 God wants you to live, mayor, fight.
我必须承认Eric Robert I have to admit, Eric Roberts
要比我想象的美味多了 was much juicier than I expected.
雪还没有小 This snow just isn't letting up.
看来我们就要死了 我知道的 We're gonna die here, I know it!
- Barbrady几点了 What time is it, Barbrady?
- 快午夜了 It's almost midnight.
呃 我不能坚持下去了 Oh, I can't go on.
再过一个小时暴风雪还不停的话 We'll give the storm another hour.
恐怕我们又要互吃了 After that we might have to eat again.
什么 What?
上帝啊 你们这些人是糖尿病 还是怎么的 Christ, are you people diabetic or something?
B队B队 回话 Team "B", come in team "B".
- 听着B队 Listen team "B",
我们找到通往发电机的另外一条道 we found another path to the generator.
很不错而且又暖和 There's actually a nice heated walkway to it,
所以你不需要钻那个下水道了 so you don't need to walk through all that sewage.
噢 好的，算了吧 Oh, well forget I said that then.
听着B队 在你的左边 Listen team "B", you should be seeing
你会看到一大堆雪 a large drift of snow with some metal
上面有些金属杆子突出来 sticking out of it just to your left.
很好 朝那里去 Good, head towards it.
A队完毕 Team "A" out.
如果墨菲斯托再也不会醒来 What if Mofesto never wakes up?
那我永远都不知道我爸爸是谁了 And I never find out who my father is?
天啊 人生真的是 My God, what a harrowing tale
太残酷了 of human drama this is!
为了活下去我们不得不这样做 All of us doing what we must to survive.
压力真的可以让人无所不能 It is amazing what people can do under stress.
就像金字塔 Just look at the pyramids.
没有人知道怎么造的 Nobody knows how they built those,
谁造的 or who.
谁造了金字塔 Who built the pyramids?
是古巴比伦人 Was it the Babylonians?
还是Barbrady警官 Officer Barbrady?
还是撒马利亚人 Samaritans?
A队 这里是B队 Roger, team "B".
他找到备用发电机了 He's reached the back-up generator.
B队 你能看到两个铜结吗 Team "B", can you see the two copper nodes?
看到 Good.
很好 有线连接它们吗 Now is there a wire connecting them?
该死 连接线没有了 Damn, the wire connecting the nodes is gone.
我们需要连接两个头 We need to complete the circuit between them
否则我们就完了 or we're screwed.
- 你有线吗 Do you have any wire here?
- 没时间了 There's no time.
一旦电停掉的话 Once these lights flicker out
所有依靠生命维持系统的病人都会死 all these patients on life support are gonna die.
不Kenny你不能那样 No Kenny, you can't.
一定有其他的办法 There must be some other way.
他要用他自己的手 He's gonna make the connection
来做连接 himself with his hands.
- 不 他会死的 No, he'll die.
- 上Kenny Go Kenny!
Kenny不 Kenny, no!
- 哦 天啊 他们杀了Kenny Oh my God, they've killed Kenny.
- 你们这些混蛋！ You bastards!
- 电源 The power!
- 快 启动透视器 Quickly, get the scanner running again.
我们有机会了 We've got a chance now.
Cartman女士 Well, okay, Mrs. Cartman,
我会让你的第四十季的流产合法化的 I'll legalize 40th trimester abortions for you.
哦 谢谢你 谢谢 Oh, thank you, thank you.
我们立即会让怀孕终止 We'll have the pregnancy terminated immediately.
- 终止 Terminated?
- 是的 那就是流产 Yes, that's what an abortion is.
哦 不 我不是那个意思 No, I didn't mean that.
我意思你可以用 I meant the other thing you can do.
另外个A字打头的 What's that other "a" word?
- 收养吗 Adoption?
- 是的 我就是那个意思 Yes, that's what I mean,
收养 adoption.
很好 的确不一样 Well, that's pretty different.
哦，我应该告诉我儿子 Oh, I should just tell my son the truth
我所有的一切 about everything myself.
总统先生 再见 Good day, Mr. President.
我们做到了 Well, we made it.
电力有了 雪也化了 The power is on, the snow is melting,
你的朋友墨菲斯托也好了 and your friend Mofesto is doing fine.
我在哪里 Where, where am I?
你在医院墨菲斯托 You're at the hospital, Mr. Mofesto.
你中弹了 You were shot.
我们不知道谁要枪击你 但 Now, we don't know who tried to shoot you, but--
哦 肯定又是我兄弟 Oh, I'm sure it was my brother again.
他每个月都要枪击我一次 He tries to shoot me every month.
哦 Oh.
小胖孩在哪里 Where's the little fat boy?
墨菲斯托醒了他肯定很高兴 He'll be delighted that Mofesto is awake.
他去看Kenny了 He went off looking for Mr. Kenny.
他是个好伙伴 我很想他 He was a good friend and I'll miss him.
他很勇敢 He was very brave.
他牺牲自己来保证墨菲斯托能活下来 He risked his life so that Mofesto can live.
是啊 现在他是个冰冻雕塑了 Yeah and now he's a freezy-pop.
伙计 你说我们用铲打他 Dude, do you think if we hit him with a shovel
他会碎吗 he'd shatter?
我不知道 试试看吧 I don't know! Let's find out.
哦 结束了 It's over.
我们自由了 We're free.
是的 但代价是什么 Garrison先生 Yes, but at what cost, Mr. Garrison?
代价是什么 At what cost?
每个人听好了 Listen everybody,
我们不得不这样做 we did what we had to in there.
但之后的日子要怎么过 But, how will we live with ourselves now?
一天一天过 市长 One day at a time, mayor,
一天一天过 one day at a time.
万福玛利亚 ♪ Ave Maria ♪
我会用狗食袋带些Eric Roberts回家 Well, I'm bringing home some Eric Roberts in a doggie bag.
还有人要吗 Does anybody else want some?
很高兴你们都能来 I'm glad you could all come.
我终于能揭示 I can finally reveal
谁是Eric Cartman的父亲了 who the father of Eric Cartman is.
但首先我要感谢Kenny Mccormick But first I want to thank Kenny McCormick
牺牲了他自己的性命 for sacrificing his life...
- 快点告诉我们 Just tell us, already!
- 好好 Alright, alright.
Eric Cartman的父亲是 The father of Eric Cartman is...
对了 上个月有人看 Say did anybody see that
Terrance和Phillip的特别节目吗 Therrance and Phillip special last month?
那节目真的是太有意思 Wasn't that just the funniest...
他妈的 快点告诉我 我爸爸是谁 Stop it, tell me who my father is!!!
不好意思 我说过的 As I said before,
你父亲就在这房间里 the father is somebody in this room.
Eric Cartman的父亲是... The father is...
Cartman夫人 Mrs. Cartman.
- 什么 What?
- 是真的 Yes, it's true.
不 这太离谱了 No, that doesn't make sense.
是的 我也花了很长时间才 Yes, it took quite a while for me
搞清楚这件事情 to understand as well.
你看 Cartman夫人是个双性人 You see, Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite.
什么东西 Meaning what?
意思是她有女性和男性的生殖器 Meaning that she has both male and female genitals.
真的 It's true.
你是说 在Drunken Barn舞吧 You mean at the drunken barn dance
我们和她在一起 when we all got together with her,
她是个男的啊 She was a he?
不 不完全是 但她有阴茎 No, no, not exactly, but she did have a penis.
事实是 两性人 The fact of the matter is hermaphrodites
不能生小孩 cannot bear children,
所以 Cartman女士的DNA和Eric相符 So Miss Cartman's DNA match with Eric
只能说明她是他的父亲 can only mean that she is his father
而她在Drunken Barn舞吧里 and she got another woman pregnant
让另外一个女的怀了孕 at the drunken barn dance.
我操 这也忒恶心了 Oh man, this is weak.
伙计 你是个胖猪 Dude, you're a big fat ass
你妈妈是个双性人 and your mom's a hermapholite.
Eric 很抱歉没能告诉你 I'm sorry I never told you, Eric.
我只是觉得 I just thought
你可能接受不了 maybe it would be a little shocking to you.
哦 没事 你是对的妈妈 Oh wow, gee whiz, you think so, Mom?
谢谢你们的支持 Well, that's that. Thank you all for playing.
不不 等等 No, no, wait a minute.
如果她是我爸爸 那谁是我妈妈 If she's my dad, then who's my mom?
谁是Eric Cartman的母亲 Who is Eric Cartman's mother?
是Crabtree女士 Is it Mrs. Crabtree?
还是Sheila Broslofski Sheila Broflovski?
还是市长 The mayor?
呃 算了吧 Oh, forget it!