-你们好 南方迷们 -你们好 - Howdy-ho, all you South Parketeers out there. - Howdy-ho!
我是野人 特雷·帕克 I'm rootin'-tootin' Trey Parker.
我是枪手 马特·斯通 I'm pistol-slinging Matt Stone.
这是小魔抓 大家打个招呼 This here's Old Scratch. Say hi, old fella.
小魔抓好 Hi, Scratch!
我们相当期待接下来这集 Matt and I are right excited about this next episode
因为它是我们的最爱 Of South Park because it's our favorite episode.
没错 这集叫"饥饿马文" That's right. It's called "Starvin' Marvin,"
首播在感恩节 And it originally aired on Thanksgiving.
剧中 孩子们和一位访客 In it, the boys celebrate the holiday
共度这一节日 with a visitor from a far off land.
喜剧中心让我们做一期 When Comedy Central called and asked us
感恩节特别节目时 to do a Thanksgiving special.
我首先想到的是 The first thing that went through my mind was,
"我想跟珍妮弗·安尼斯顿上床" "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
一手捧着她的美胸 Cup her perky breasts in my hands
一手摸着她的翘臀 and put my hand on her nice, tight buns.
但这集主要讲 But you know the thing of this episode
种族间的互谅互让 is that it teaches racial tolerance.
要平等对待 To treat everyone as equal,
不同肤色的人们 regardless of the color of their skin.
这是我们的印地安朋友 印第安·伙伴 Oh, Look! It's our Indian friend Indian Companion.
打个招呼吧 小朋友 - Say hi, kids. - Hi.
出啥事了 印地安·伙伴 What's happening, Indian Companion?
有东西过来了 是灰熊 Something coming. Grizzly bear.
那你去踹它蛋蛋吧 Oh! Why don't you go over and kick him in the balls?
灰熊可喜欢了 Grizzly bears like being kicked in their balls.
-蠢蛋 -他真够傻的 - Dumb-ass. - He's so stupid.
各位赶紧坐好 请欣赏 Why don't y'all sit back and have a rootin'-tootin' good time
"饥饿马文" with "Starvin' Marvin." Yee-haw!
好耶 Hooray!
I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
翻译制作 YYeTs人人影视字幕组
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
翻译 & 校对 DayDay爱BEE姐 Tina
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
后期 & 总监 鱼骨头 Tina
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
蓝光终极校订 Tearemix
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine
《南方公园》第01季第09集 South Park Season 01 Episode 09
"饥饿马文" "Starvin' Marvin"
-太搞笑了 -就是 - That was awesome. - Yeah!
孩子们要吃芝士脆吗 Would you boys like some Cheesy Poofs?
闪开 老妈 Get out of the way, mom!
电视在播《泰伦斯和菲利普》感恩节目 The Terrance & Phillip Thanksgiving Special is on.
-好的 -我们当然要吃芝士脆 - Sure, hon. - And yeah, we want Cheesy Poofs.
泰伦斯 这里看起来像个 Hey, Terrance, looks like this might be
开发殖民地的宝地 a good place to start a new colony.
说得没错 菲利普 It sure does, Phillip.
这里没人会抑制我们的信仰 No one will repress our religion here.
你喷脏了我的朝圣帽 屁精 You stained my pilgrim hat butt pipe!
看到没 多好看 Did you guys see that? That was sweet.
广告后继续感恩节特别节目 Coming up next on the Terrance & Phillip Thanksgiving Special,
菲利普对泰伦斯放屁并嘲笑他 Phillip farts on Terrance and laughs.
酷 Ah, cool!
以下来自本节目赞助商 Now a word from our sponsor.
在非洲中部 孩子们垂死求生 Here in the heart of Africa, children are dying,
不因病痛 不因战乱 not from disease or war
而因为饥荒 but from hunger.
我是莎莉·史特瑟斯 I'm Sally Struthers.
[基督教儿童基金积极分子]
这些孩子亟需食物 只有你才能 These children are in desperate need, and only you...
那个肥婆是谁 Who's that fat chick?
莎莉·史特瑟斯呀 Sally Struthers, dude.
她演过《欢乐满屋》[实际没有] She used to be on Full House.
在非洲中部 You see. Here in the middle of Africa,
食物严重缺乏 food is extremely scarce.
貌似她不难找到吃的 It doesn't look like she's having any trouble finding food.
就是 她比卡特曼还肥 Yeah. She's fatter than Cartman.
就是 喂 Yeah. Hey!
每月只要捐5美元 For just $5 a month,
你就能捐助一个孩子 you can sponsor a child.
蠢货 谁会想做那种事 That's stupid. Who'd want to do that?
马上捐助 Sponsor now,
我们将免费赠送您一块 and we'll also send you this Teiko
帝国牌运动电子表 digital sports watch as a free gift.
-帅啊 -真好 - Kick-ass! - Sweet!
我来打 我知道我妈的卡号 I'll call. I know my mom's credit-card number.
他们说了是防水的吗 Did they say it's a waterproof?
喂 请问是莎莉·史特瑟斯吗 Hello, is this Sally Struthers?
她怎么说 What did she say?
闭嘴 混蛋 我在听呢 Shut up, buttpie! I'm trying to hear.
你个棒槌 Ass-rammer.
对 我们想收养一个埃塞俄比亚人 Yeah. Yeah, we wanna adopt a starving Ethiopian.
什么时候能收到手表 When do we get the sports watch?
等一下 死肥仔 Just a second, fat-ass!
你个输精管 You vas deferens.
喂 不是 Hello? No, it's a...
输精管是什么 Vas deferens?
问问能不能马上领到手表 Ask her if we get the watch right away.
我们能马上拿到手表吗 Do we get the sports watch right away?
-她说可以 -爽 - She says we do. - Cool.
我要先戴 各位 I get to wear it first, you guys.
我等不及回家拿帝国表了 I can't wait to get out of school and get our Teiko sports watch.
不过我先戴 老子说过了 Yeah, but I get to wear it first. I said it.
孩子们 Children. Children.
为了纪念每年这个特殊时刻 To honor this special time of year,
我们要办个罐头食品捐赠活动 we'll be doing a canned-food drive.
有谁知道什么是罐头食品捐赠吗 Does anybody know what a canned-food drive is?
你来回答 埃里克 Yes, Eric.
把女人的肚子剖开 把孩子取出来 When they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out?
不是 那叫剖腹产 No. That's a cesarean section, Eric.
不过没关系 记住 But that's okay. Remember,
没有愚蠢的问题 只有愚蠢的人 there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
罐头食品捐赠活动是捐赠食品 A canned-food drive is when we collect food for poor people
给感恩节买不起食物的人 who can't afford to eat on Thanksgiving.
-像肯尼这种人 -没错 - You mean like Kenny? - Exactly.
加里森老师 Mr. Garrison,
为什么穷人身上总一有股馊牛奶味 why do poor people always smell like sour milk?
我不知道 埃里克 他们就是这样 I don't know, Eric. They just do.
孩子们 Now, children,
我要你们每个人带一罐食物 I want each of you to bring in one can of food.
之后南方公园的镇长 And later the mayor of South Park
会把食物送到肯尼和别的穷人家 will divide it up amongst Kenny's family and other poor people.
我才不带食物给穷鬼 让他们死开 I won't bring food for poor people. Screw them!
你难道不想帮不幸的人吗 Don't you wanna help those the less fortunate?
大家伙 听到了吗 Hey, you guys! Do you hear something?
我好像听到一个和事佬在叫嚣 I think I hear flower children calling.
这是每年一次让你关爱 This is the one time of year
缺衣少食的穷人们的机会 you supose to care about people who can't eat.
我交的税还不够吗 Isn't it enough that I pay taxes?
我给救济院交的税干嘛吃了 What about the poorhouses that I pay for?
好多人宁愿死也不愿去那种地方 Many would rather die than go to those places.
那他们该死 Well they perhaps they should,
[台词出自狄更斯作品《圣诞颂歌》]
好减少过剩人口 and decrease the surplus population.
好了 孩子们 别再说狄更斯的话了 Ok, kids, that's enough Dickens for one day.
我们继续上课 对吧 帽子先生 Let's get on with our lesson, right, Mr. Hat?
没错 加里森老师 That's right, Mr. Garrison.
英格柏·汉普汀克是登月第一人 Engelbert Humperdinck was the first person on the moon.
[英格柏实为歌手 登月第一人为阿姆斯特朗]
谁是第二人 Who was the second?
这是怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
这可不是每天都看得到的 You don't see that every day.
收齐捐赠的罐头食品后 OK, now, once we have all the canned foods collected
我们要想个聪明法子分给穷人 we'll need some clever way to distribute them to the poor.
要做得喜庆 It should be something festive.
镇长 出大事了 Mayor, we've got a very big problem.
你就是山上那个疯子基因工程师吧 You're that insane genetic engineer from up on the hill, right?
对 我可能犯了大错 Yes, and I may have made a horrible mistake.
我本来想 I was trying to
为感恩节做基因变异火鸡 genetically engineering turkeys for Thanksgiving.
-给穷人家提供食物 -当然 - you know, to provide food for the needy. - Of course.
实验失败了 火鸡逃跑了 Something went wrong, the turkeys broke free.
最糟的是 火鸡们很生气 The worst part is, they're really pissed off.
那是自然 Naturally.
请继续说 Oh, do go on.
我们必须阻止它们 We have to stop them, or
否则他们会毁掉一切 时间紧迫 they could destroy everything. Time is short.
你说什么 You were saying?
他们看似平常 实则邪恶 They act just like normal turkeys, except they're evil.
天啊 Oh, my.
我怎么觉得你在拿我说笑 Somehow I don't think you're taking me seriously.
怎么会呢 Why would you say that?
-手表寄来没 -到了吗 - Did it come? - Is it here?
我要先戴 I get to use it first, you guys.
妈 我们的电子表来了没 Mom! Did our digital sports watch come yet?
还没呢 乖儿子 Not yet, hon.
-操 -大家看 - Damn. - Hey, look, you guys.
现在回到《泰伦斯和菲利普》 Now back to part two of
感恩节特别节目第二部分 The Terrance & Phillip Thanksgiving Special.
-好冷啊 菲利普 -对 也好饿 - I sure am cold, Phillip. - Yes, and hungry too.
做个朝圣者真是杯具 Being a pilgrim totally sucks ass.
希望我们不会饿死 God, I hope we don't starve.
好一个响屁 A squeaker!
运动电子表来了 The digital sports watch is here!
这算什么 What the hell?
老兄 这哪是运动电子表 Dude. That's not a digital sports watch.
他是埃塞俄比亚人吧 It looks like one of those Ethiopian.
他们肯定是搞错了 They must have accidentally sent him instead of the watch.
他们把收养小孩的话当真了 Maybe they took it literally when we said we'd adopt a kid.
好酷啊 Wow! That was cool.
他怎么发出这种声音的 How'd he make those clicking sounds?
你叫什么 What's your name, dude?
他好像叫马文 I think he said his name is Marvin.
对 基尔·马文 Yeah, Starvin' Marvin.
你好 基尔·马文 Nice to meet you. Starvin' Marvin
-妈妈 -怎么了 乖儿子 - Hey, Mom. - Yes, hon?
我们找到个埃塞俄比亚小孩 We found an Ethiopian.
能收留他吗 Can we keep him?
-当然可以 乖儿子 -爽 - Sure, hon. - Sweet.
明天带他去学校吧 Dude, let's bring him to school tomorrow.
来 基尔·马文 Come on, Starvin' Marvin.
带你去见我弟弟 I want you to meet my little brother.
不行 他是我儿子 我领养的 No no no!He's my son. I adopted him.
-花的是我妈卡里的钱 -我们轮流养 - It was my mom's credit card. - Okey. We'll switch off.
他先在你家养一周 Starvin' Marvin can stay here for a week.
然后斯坦养 Then with Stan,
然后到我 then with me.
-肯尼不能养 他家太穷 -同意 - Not with Kenny. Cause his family's too poor. - Totally.
落叶飘零 Look how the leaves fall
优美地落在湖面上 so delicately on the surface of the pond.
真美啊 It's so beautiful.
再美也比不上你 Not as beautiful as you.
亲爱的 快看 一群感恩节火鸡 Darling, look. Thanksgiving turkeys.
它们也好美啊 They're so beautiful.
再美也比不上你 Not as beautiful as you.
它们嘴边的沫子 Look at the way they foam
好像啤酒花一样 at the mouth like beautiful suds of beer.
再美也比不上 Not as beautiful as...
这是体验美国生活的好方法 基尔·马文 This is a great way to experience America. Starvin' Marvin.
这是"大快朵颐"自助餐 This is What we called an all-you-can-eat buffet.
花6块9毛9就能吃个够 Here you can eat all you want for $6.99.
所以我们每周二晚上都会来 That's why we all come on Tuesday nights.
除了肯尼家 Except for Kenny's family.
因为6块9毛9是他们家两年的收入 Cause to them, $6.99 is two years' income.
你们家为什么没钱 Why is your family poor, Starvin' Marvin?
你爸也酗酒吗 Is your dad an alcoholic too?
基尔·马文 这种叫开胃菜 You see, Starvin' Marvin, these are what we called appetizers.
开胃菜 Appetizer.
餐前吃的 让你能更饿 This is what you eat before you eat to make you more hungry.
主食来啦 开胃菜闪远点 Food's here. That's it for the appetizers.
不行 这是我的肉饼 No, Starvin' Marvin that's my potpie.
卡特曼 你个混蛋 Cartman! You buttpie!
这是一年一度的分享时刻 This is the time of year you're supposed to share.
你说得对 Oh, yeah. You're right.
你要吃脆皮水果馅饼吗 You gonna eat all of your cobbler?
你吃不完的 不如分我一点吧 No, you don't want all that. Why don't you share it with me?
我帮你吃点吧 Let me just have some of that.
孩子们 Children, children.
我对你们的感恩精神有点失望 I'm a little disappointed in your Thanksgiving spirit.
你们只捐了几个罐头 Only a few cans have been donated to our food drive.
你们除了玉米奶油 And can't we do a little better than creamed corn,
就没别的了吗 creamed corn and creamed corn?
请捐点别的吧 Please bring in more diverse food, children.
不然肯尼家的感恩节会过得很玉米 Or else Kenny's family will have a pretty corny Thanksgiving.
玉米[郁闷]感恩节 Corny Thanksgiving!
孩子们 我知道有些同学 Anyway, children, I understand a few of you have
带了些东西做展示介绍 brought something special for show-and-tell.
-是的 -对 我们带了 - Yeah. - Yeah, we did.
那好 给大家看看吧 All right, boys. Show us what you've brought.
这是我们的埃塞俄比亚儿子 This is our new Ethiopian:
基尔·马文 Starvin' Marvin.
他可以发出很酷的声音 He can do really cool stuff with his voice.
秀给他们看看 Show them. Starvin' Marvin.
不行 基尔·马文 No, Starvin' Marvin,
那是肯尼的奶油玉米 that's Kenny's creamed corn.
不行 基尔·马文不乖 No, Starvin' Marvin. That's a bad Starvin' Marvin!
你们究竟在干什么 Boys! What the hell are you doing?
太离谱了 This is horribly horribly wrong.
你们怎么弄到这孩子的 How did you get this child?
他被错当成手表送来的 He was accidently delivered to us instead of the sports watch.
广告上那个吗 The sports watch from the commercial?
就是那个 Yeah, that one.
我也想要一个基尔·马文 I want a Starvin' Marvin.
我也要 Me too.
我愿意50块买一个 Yes, I'll pay $50 for one.
-我也想要 -我也是 - I want one! - Me too.
你们那么小 照顾不了他 Boys. You're too young to take care of a child.
我恐怕要给红十字会打电话 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call the Red Cross
把他送回去 and have him returned.
我说过不该带他来学校 I told you we shouldn't have brought him to school, dude.
非常感谢 OK. Thank you very much.
对 今晚来接他 再见 Yes. You can pick him up tonight. Bye, now.
我希望你们吸取教训了 Now, boys, I hope you've learned your lesson.
我们没错 No.
你们照顾不了他 You can't care for this child!
我们在感恩节理应照顾别人 I thought we were supposed to care on Thanksgiving.
但你们不能干预这个孩子的生活 Yes. But you don't actually get involved with the child's life.
你们应该只寄钱 You supposed just send money, and
偶尔跟他们通通信 once for a while they'll write you a letter.
而且 You see,
马文不是在这种地方长大的 Marvin didn't grow up in a normal place like south park.
那他为什么现在不能住在这里 Why can't he live here now?
因为就是不行 Because he can't.
为什么 Because why?
因为8岁小孩子不能当爹 Because 8-year-olds can't be parents!
那你来养他 Then you take care of him.
不行 我...我很忙 I can't. I'm very busy.
我寄了5块钱 看到没 I send my $5 a month, see?
衰 他是我们的朋友 This sucks, Starvin' Marvin is our friend.
我愿意跟你回穷国 I'll back to the poor country with you.
你最好说话注意点 You'd better watch what you say, Cartman.
说不定哪天你也会穷困潦倒 You might be poor and hungry someday.
没错 Yeah, right.
我知道你是唯一会信我的人 大厨 I knew you were the only person who'd listento me, chef.
赶紧说吧 Let's get it over with.
这地方怪吓人的 This gives me the booboo-jeebies.
看看我的显微镜 Look here in my microscope.
告诉我你看到了什么 Tell me what you see.
我看到一个大特写镜头 I see an extreme close-up
凡妮莎·蕾格烈芙的私处 of Vanessa Redgrave's private parts.
现在再说说你看到了什么 Now tell me what you see.
我不是生物学家 Well, I'm no biologist...
但这好像是火鸡的DNA but it looks like turkey DNA.
正是 Precisely.
看看它分裂得多快 But look how rapidly it's dividing.
意味着什么 What's it mean?
意味着火鸡数在以指数级增长 Means the turkeys are growing at an exponential rate.
如果不完全干掉它们 If we don't destroy them all,
它们会掌控整个小镇 they'll take over the town.
甚至全世界 Maybe the world.
瞎掰吧你 Oh, fudge!
再让我看看凡妮莎·蕾格烈芙的玩意儿 Let me see that Vanessa Redgrave thing again.
当然 Sure.
你好 小男孩 Hello there, little boy.
我们在找一个饥饿的非洲儿童 We're looking for a starving African child
他被当成了一块 who was accidentally
帝国运动表送到此地 sent here instead of a Teiko sports watch.
干什么呢 放开我 Hey, what's going on? Let go of me!
我要踹你蛋蛋 I'll kick you in the nuts!
这是你的运动手表 Here's your sports watch, son.
抱歉我们搞错了 Sorry for the mix-up.
你惹毛我了 Now you're pissing me off!
赞 Sweet.
这东西要怎么用 So how does this thing work?
它是抓钱机改装的 It's based on the cash grab.
现在不放钱 Instead of money,
里面放的罐头吹起后 the cans of food are blown around inside the capsule.
进去的困户 能抓多少给多少 The pov inside catches as many as he can to feed his family.
-什么是困户 -贫困户 - "Pov"? - Poverty stricken citizen.
真有才 Oh, brilliant.
那是什么鬼东西 What the hell is this?
不知道 镇长 I don't know, mayor.
节目列表里好像没有 I don't think it's listed on our program.
数量激增啊 镇长 They're increasing in number. Mayor.
这些就是我跟你说的变异火鸡 These are the vicious turkeys I warned you about.
真的 镇长 It's true, mayor.
他们把我的餐厅都拆了 Those turkeys just ripped apart my cafeteria.
你们逃不掉了 杂种 You won't get away with this, you bastards!
这群火鸡好生气啊 Those are some pissed off turkeys.
大家别慌 Okay, people, don't panic!
护卫队出列 Bring out the defense squad!
这远远不够 We need more than that.
它们会卷土重来的 They'll only come back in increased numbers.
菲利普 你能递一下那碟豆子吗 Phillip, could you pass the beans?
豆子 Beans?
看来我们要跟这群印地安人打仗了 Looks like we'll be at war with these Indians soon.
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
马上来了 Here it comes.
我拉裤子上了 I crapped in my pants!
你喷了一些在逃狼酋长身上 I think you got some spat on Chief Running Wolf.
我喷在他脸上了 I spatted his face.
他是臭印地安人了 Now he's a smelly Indian.
《泰伦斯和菲利普》 We'll be back to part 14 of
感恩节节目第14部分 Terrance & Phillip Thanksgiving Special
广告后继续 right after this.
饥饿是我们要共同斗争的敌人 Hunger is an enemy that we all must fight.
这些孩子迫切需要您的帮助 These children desperately need your support.
谁来救我啊 Somebody get me out of here!
这里太悲催了 This sucks!
马上打电话收养一个孩子吧 So please call and adopt a child today.
老子很生气 I'm seriously getting pissed off over here!
你要吃点芝士脆吗 You want more Cheesy Poofs hon?
要 我想吃芝士脆 Yeah, I want the Cheesy Poofs.
-好的 -赞 - Okay. - Sweet.
真他妈扯蛋 This is serious bullshit!
这附近肯定有开心汉堡 There has to be a Happy Burger around here somewhere.
打扰一下 我是一个迷路的小男孩 Excuse me, I am a lost little boy.
你们能帮帮我吗 Could you help me?
去你们的 Well, screw you too!
我靠 谁丫放苍蝇进来的 What the...who the hell let these flies in here?
你们没听说过杀虫剂吗 Hasn't anybody ever heard of insect repellent?
居民们 All right, everyone,
现在开始分罐头给穷人吧 it's time to give out canned food to the poor.
卡特曼去哪了 Hey, where's Cartman?
不知道 I don't know.
你知道吗 马文 Do you know where he is, Marvin?
看来火鸡事件已经平定 Looks like we have the turkey problem under control.
我们用抓罐头 It's time to embrace the
来表达感恩的精神吧 spirit of giving with the canned-food grab.
加油 快去 Come on, hurry up.
抓多点 儿子 Grab a lot, son.
感恩节快乐 开始 Happy, happy Thanksgiving. Let her rip!
加油 快抓罐头 小朋友 Come on, grab those cans, little boy!
加油 肯尼 Come on, Kenny!
加油 儿子 Come on, son!
现在 我们来看看 Now, let's see all the goodies
你抓到了哪些好东西 you're going to take home to your family.
他抓到一罐青豆 It looks like he got a can of string beans.
-我操 -变异火鸡又来了 - What the...? - Dude, the mutant turkeys are back.
各位 散了吧 Okay, people, move along.
没什么好看的 看客们 Nothing to see here, you looky-loos.
我跟你说过 可你不听 I tried to told you, but you didn't listen.
大家过来 都听好 Gather around everybody, and listen good.
回家 操家伙 Go to your homes and arm your...
你是什么鬼东西 What the hell are you supposed to be?
这个不是重点 That's not important right now.
不 这是个什么东西 No. What's this thing supposed to be?
简直是四不像 It doesn't look like anything.
-大厨 说火鸡的事 -好吧 - Chef, the turkeys. - All right.
大家都听好 Listen up and listen good.
都回家去 Go to your homes and
尽可能武装好自己 arm yourselves with whatever you can.
15分钟后在此集合 快行动 We'll meet back here in 15 minutes. Hurry.
我们不能让一群火鸡 We're not gonna let our Thanksgiving
毁了感恩节 be ruined by a bunch of turkeys.
该死的 Dang, you guys.
我真的饿了 Seriously, I'm hungry.
我要吃东西 I have to eat.
赞 红十字会 Ah! Sweet, the Red Cross.
我要一份炸鸡和土豆泥 I'll have fried chicken and mashed potatoes, please.
抱歉 孩子 我们没有食物了 Sorry kid, but we're out of food.
我们的资金用光了 We ran out of funding.
-什么 -我们国家捐助的人太少 - What? - We just couldn't get enough sponsors back home.
只好收拾包袱走人 so now we gotta pack it up.
我不是埃塞俄比亚人 我也要回家 But I'm not an starving Ethiopian. I gotta get back home, too!
抱歉 我们没资金了 Sorry, dude, we just don't have any funds.
给你一块帝国运动表吧 Here, have a Teiko sports watch.
衰 Weak!
同胞们 我们要同舟共济 对抗火鸡 People, we all have to do our part against the evil turkeys.
-我们寡不敌众 -别气馁 - There's too many of them. - Come on.
拿出感恩节的精神 Where is that Thanksgiving spirit?
我们挡不住火鸡 We can't stop them.
[模仿电影《勇敢的心》]
今天 你们为城市而战 Today, you fight for your city.
为荣誉而战 You fight for your honor.
这些火鸡会不断进攻 These turkeys will continue to push...
直到掠尽我们的一切 until they have taken everything from us.
这些混帐火鸡 These fudged-up turkeys
可以剥夺我们的生命 from the crustaceous era can take our lives.
但不能剥夺我们的自由 but they can never take our freedom!
受死吧 火鸡 Here you go, turkeys.
我的发型没乱吧 Does my hair look okay?
我走不动了 Can't go on.
我要吃开胃菜 Need appetizer.
对不起 上帝 I'm sorry, God.
我不该嘲弄穷人 I'm sorry I mocked poor people.
我不该这么冷血 I'm sorry I wasn't more sensitive.
求求你 Please.
救救我 上帝 Please, God.
我被上帝抛弃了 My God has forsaken me.
里面不知道有什么 I wonder what's in here?
点心蛋糕 Snacky Cakes!
莎莉·史特瑟斯 Sally Struthers?
你到底是谁 Who the hell are you?
给我蛋糕 Give me that cake!
不行 这是我的蛋糕 No, this is my cake.
莎莉·史特瑟斯 给我蛋糕 Sally Struthers, give me that cake.
不行 一个都不能给 No, you can't have any.
大家快来 You guys,
莎莉·史特瑟斯偷了我们的食物 Sally Struthers is holding food from us!
跟紧我 孩子们 Stay close, children.
天呐 它们杀了肯尼 Oh, my God, they've killed Kenny!
你们这些混蛋 You bastards!
最后三只想逃跑 射杀 The last three are getting away! Shoot them!
我们赢啦 We did it!
天啊 我们都做了什么 My God, what have we done?
我们拯救了感恩节 We've saved Thanksgiving.
但这些可怜的火鸡都死了 But almost those poor turkeys, they're all dead.
全部死光光 Every turkey dies.
不留活口 Not every turkey truly lives.
虽然他们很邪恶 It's horrible as they were,
但他们就像我的一部分 they felt like a part of me.
或许我不该玩弄上帝的作品 Perhaps I shouldn't be toy with God's creations.
-或许我 -知道啦 - Perhaps I should... - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
我们在找一名饥饿的埃塞俄比亚男孩 Excuse me, sir. We're looking for a starving Ethiopian boy.
他被当成 who was accidentally
一块帝国运动手表送到此地 delivered to south park instead of a Teiko sports watch.
你们有谁见过此人吗 Have you seen anyone fitting this scription?
这样的孩子在这随处可见 先生 Oh! That could be a hundred kids in this town, mister.
你在这呢 There you are.
准备好回家了吗 Are you ready to go home now?
真舍不得他走 Well, it sucks he has to leave.
我喜欢他胜过卡特曼呢 Yeah, I like him a lot more than Cartman.
你知道吗 我今天学到一件事 You know, I think I've learned something today.
我们很容易把电视上的人和事当成假的 It's really easy not to think of images on TV as real people,
但其实是真的 but they are.
所以人们很容易忽略广告 That's why it's easy to ignore those commercials, but
但电视上的人跟你我一样真实 people on TV are just as real as you or I.
就是 Yeah.
这说明马盖先也是真的 That means MacGyver's a real person too.
[《百战天龙》主角]
小朋友 抱歉我们搞错了 We're terribly sorry about the mix-up, little boy.
我们马上送你回家 We'll get you back home immediately.
那当然了 废话 That's right, you will. God damnit.
闪开 穷鬼 我可是美国人 Move it povs, I'm an American!
主啊 在此感恩佳节 Lord, on this day of thanks,
我们深刻地感激 we would like to extend our deepest gratitude
您慷慨地 for this incredible bounty of
赠予我们一罐青豆 green beans you have bestowed upon us.
尽管您 出于某种原因 And though you, for some reason,
带走了我们的儿子 found it necessary to take our son from us,
尽管您 出于某种原因 And though you, for some reason,
乐见我们受苦 find pleasure in watching us suffer.
我们依旧感恩 Still, we give thanks.
阿门 Amen.
谁有开罐器吗 Does anybody have a can opener?
真该死 Goddamn it.